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Biggest turn off in the first mail
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I just wondering if people have any really big turn off or pet pev that you get in a first mail.
I nothing put me off someone quicker that the words "mate lad or kidder" in a mail. Just something about these word that just kill the mood so quick for me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People writing 'hi' turns me off.
I prefer a 'good morning or afternoon or evening sir' depending on the time of the day.
But a 'hi' is instant delete and block.
Except if that person has a fanny. |
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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago
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"People writing 'hi' turns me off.
I prefer a 'good morning or afternoon or evening sir' depending on the time of the day.
But a 'hi' is instant delete and block.
Except if that person has a fanny. "
**waves**  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just wondering if people have any really big turn off or pet pev that you get in a first mail.
I nothing put me off someone quicker that the words "mate lad or kidder" in a mail. Just something about these word that just kill the mood so quick for me."
"Professional guy here".
Hate it. Whats every other guy then an amateur?
Also any that refer to instant meet such as "free now?" or 2am messages asking if we're available esp when never spoke to the person or even seen a picture of them its just not going to happen
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So called couples who message saying 'the wife lets me meet on my own..fancy a fuck now'
Or truckers who say they are parked in suchnsuch a layby so fancy a quickie  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People saying...
Hi can I have your custard cream
Or...
Hi can I have your shortbread please
How about
Would you share your custard cream?"
Custard creams are not for sharing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So called couples who message saying 'the wife lets me meet on my own..fancy a fuck now'
Or truckers who say they are parked in suchnsuch a layby so fancy a quickie "
Yeah I had the couple thing done a couple of time to me. Its like I'm dumb. We both know there is no wife or if there is she doesn't know your on this site. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"People that say they have read my profile and they meet my criteria. I go and check the profile and they don't.
What, did you think I was going to believe you and not check?"
That's why I ended up putting a password at the end of my profile. Its quick and easy way to see who read my profile  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I really dislike first messages where they say "can I ask you a question?"
They annoy me so much I just instantly block them now. It's like you just fucking asked me a question and wasted your chance now.
Also get a surprising amount of messages which address me with hi both, it's like are you addressing my boobs or my split personality or just copy and pasting a message you've previously sent to a couples profile? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So turning it round, what do you respond well to in an opening message?
Having read the profile
An interesting topic
Boobs lol - this doesn’t happen often (ever!) |
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"People that say they have read my profile and they meet my criteria. I go and check the profile and they don't.
What, did you think I was going to believe you and not check?
That's why I ended up putting a password at the end of my profile. Its quick and easy way to see who read my profile "
I can't be arsed with that, it's soon pretty obvious who as read my profile! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I think I may do the bad grammar thing sometime  I do really try not to
But I'm dyslexic so I can easily get loosed when type and it can be hard for me to get what I mean across.
Just wish I had someone to check it for me lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People writing 'hi' turns me off.
I prefer a 'good morning or afternoon or evening sir' depending on the time of the day.
But a 'hi' is instant delete and block.
Except if that person has a fanny. "
Hi.
(I am 'sans' Fanny) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I may do the bad grammar thing sometime I do really try not to
But I'm dyslexic so I can easily get loosed when type and it can be hard for me to get what I mean across.
Just wish I had someone to check it for me lol "
Fair point. To be honest though, you can normally tell when it’s a genuine mistake or someone isn’t a native English speaker. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Receiving a message fron someone you’ve never chatted to saying... “come round now and I’ll fuck you good and hard...” urgh
Pisses me off this might be a sex site and I might have a filthy kinky side but doesn’t mean I’ll shag anything that moves...  |
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"I dislike the graphic 'you open the door, I step in to your hallway and kiss you deeply....' type messages. "
Ditto. I don't even read them just see the mega long message and the 1st line and delete x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I hate in when women fill my inbox with crude FaF messages and vag pics.
Instant block.
Have to say I never had that
Really?
I get it all the time....  "
Yeah I don't get many women mailing me. |
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"I hate in when women fill my inbox with crude FaF messages and vag pics.
Instant block.
Have to say I never had that
Really?
I get it all the time....
Yeah I don't get many women mailing me."
In fairness most of mine are from Rachel sending me vag pics....  |
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I’m sick fed up of people messaging me on here asking me to sponsor their kids in a swimming gala. That’s an instant delete.
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Then you get the ones giving you two different recipes, asking you to cook both and see which tastes better. I don’t delete them, because some of the recipes are good, but I certainly don’t reply.
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Lastly, about twice a day I get a message from a newly created profile telling me that I’ll never find success on here, and I’m such a disappointment. That’s a delete and an instant block. And I know it’s you, Mum, so please just stop. |
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"People saying...
Hi can I have your custard cream
Or...
Hi can I have your shortbread please
How about
Would you share your custard cream?
Custard creams are not for sharing "
Statistically they are the most dangerous biscuit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m sick fed up of people messaging me on here asking me to sponsor their kids in a swimming gala. That’s an instant delete.
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Then you get the ones giving you two different recipes, asking you to cook both and see which tastes better. I don’t delete them, because some of the recipes are good, but I certainly don’t reply.
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Lastly, about twice a day I get a message from a newly created profile telling me that I’ll never find success on here, and I’m such a disappointment. That’s a delete and an instant block. And I know it’s you, Mum, so please just stop."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dislike the graphic 'you open the door, I step in to your hallway and kiss you deeply....' type messages. "
Exactly this. Instant delete from me as well. |
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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago
Slough Windsor ish |
Hi
Wuu2
You looking hot fancy meeting now?
Meet
Im wanking my hard cock, its drooling precum, want to listen while I spunk my hot load for you?
Who would have thought my Cath Kidston mug would arouse such a response
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi
Wuu2
You looking hot fancy meeting now?
Meet
Im wanking my hard cock, its drooling precum, want to listen while I spunk my hot load for you?
Who would have thought my Cath Kidston mug would arouse such a response
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But that is one sexy mug tho lol |
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"I dislike the graphic 'you open the door, I step in to your hallway and kiss you deeply....' type messages.
Ditto. I don't even read them just see the mega long message and the 1st line and delete x"
Same here. If they're lucky I just reply with 'vile' - they're always horrible. One the other day was about taking me to a pub, coming on my face in the toilets and walking me back out into the main bar. Nice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi
Wuu2
You looking hot fancy meeting now?
Meet
Im wanking my hard cock, its drooling precum, want to listen while I spunk my hot load for you?
Who would have thought my Cath Kidston mug would arouse such a response
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To be fair your CK mug excites me more than a lot of the photos on here . |
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"A copy an paste message,
I've always thought how can you tell its a copy an paste message,
Well I received my first one recently its so obvious
My thanks but no thanks got a instant delete"
Yes I agree. Annoying when they've messaged us and we've either ignored them or told them they're not for us but 4-5 weeks later (sometimes even days later) they send the very same message to us. Ffs |
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Newbie, no pics or profile words from the Channel Islands just sent me this first message (can't say he's left me keen to book a flight):
"hello! would you like to tie me up and fuck me whilest (sic) im gagged? x"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi im a naughty guy looking for lots of naughty fun with woman I love to eat out pussy all day long I love sucking nipples too I’m willing to travel and also accommodate too so if you want to have a chat and go from there and if we click you can have a great Eating out sesh message me back and let the licking and sucking start xxxx"
Messages like that! |
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""Hi im a naughty guy looking for lots of naughty fun with woman I love to eat out pussy all day long I love sucking nipples too I’m willing to travel and also accommodate too so if you want to have a chat and go from there and if we click you can have a great Eating out sesh message me back and let the licking and sucking start xxxx"
Messages like that!"
that is weird dosnt even introduce themselfs or ask how ya are  |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"I’m sick fed up of people messaging me on here asking me to sponsor their kids in a swimming gala. That’s an instant delete.
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Then you get the ones giving you two different recipes, asking you to cook both and see which tastes better. I don’t delete them, because some of the recipes are good, but I certainly don’t reply.
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Lastly, about twice a day I get a message from a newly created profile telling me that I’ll never find success on here, and I’m such a disappointment. That’s a delete and an instant block. And I know it’s you, Mum, so please just stop."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tits on the avatar. Loads of tit pics in the profile. "
Good job you blocked me on my ‘block the poster above’ thread. I so want to fill your inbox with tit pics. |
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"Tits on the avatar. Loads of tit pics in the profile.
Good job you blocked me on my ‘block the poster above’ thread. I so want to fill your inbox with tit pics. "
phew! I thought it was the thread when you just asked people to block you to be honest. Was a while ago now.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When it says it’s from “Clem”....
Yeah, i see that.
Oh! Have you meaaaged me? I’ve been ignoring my box.
Don't worry about it. The ship has sailed."
I just saw. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tits on the avatar. Loads of tit pics in the profile.
Good job you blocked me on my ‘block the poster above’ thread. I so want to fill your inbox with tit pics.
phew! I thought it was the thread when you just asked people to block you to be honest. Was a while ago now. "
Yeah, that thread kinda backfired. Most people thought I’d asked them to block me.
Hey ho. No point crying into my cornflakes. They go soggy if I do.  |
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"Tits on the avatar. Loads of tit pics in the profile.
Good job you blocked me on my ‘block the poster above’ thread. I so want to fill your inbox with tit pics.
phew! I thought it was the thread when you just asked people to block you to be honest. Was a while ago now.
Yeah, that thread kinda backfired. Most people thought I’d asked them to block me.
Hey ho. No point crying into my cornflakes. They go soggy if I do. "
True enough |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Negging really piss me of to.
"Nice body to bad about the face"
"or you would so much better if you *blank*"
I just wish people didn't read those pick up artist bullshit book. |
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