Scary profiles!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hi all, as a certified ‘normal bloke’ I read what some women are going to do and require and it makes my balls disappear!

Fuck all night, you cannot handle me, needs 10 inches, are some of the more mundain descriptions.

Each to their own but it terrifies me!!

Does ‘guy with normal healthy sex drive, reasonable size gent (but a remarkably fast ass) and will be clean, funny, safe and delighted’ work?

By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

What does a remarkedly fast ass do?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d like to hear more about this ass!

By *orkie321bWoman over a year ago

Nottingham

Actually a "normal" bloke works perfectly for me (and most other ladies)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi all, as a certified ‘normal bloke’ I read what some women are going to do and require and it makes my balls disappear!

Fuck all night, you cannot handle me, needs 10 inches, are some of the more mundain descriptions.

Each to their own but it terrifies me!!

Does ‘guy with normal healthy sex drive, reasonable size gent (but a remarkably fast ass) and will be clean, funny, safe and delighted’ work? "

Don’t worry if you can’t fuck all night, I’ll pick up the slack

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hahaha says what most of us are thinking!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How does one become certified as “normal” OP?

By *ilthyStrumpetCouple over a year ago

Trowbridge

Plenty of us are perfectly happy with a more "average" guy...

Though having a vagina means you can pretty much demand what you want on here and get it without any effort. It's not fair, but it's how it is.

By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

I'm normal.... for me

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Well, the fastest ass makes up for the average cock. (Was a joke but I will run with it).

When you ladies have hundreds of messages, does a ‘headline’ help?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ha ha most kind. I think that would be a delight!