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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"I need distracting so ask me anything and I'll do my best to give you an answer.
distracting from what xx
Concern for my family.
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can't private message you profile hidden to ask if your OK xxxx hope you are x |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Anything to improve my profile
Need some attention soon "
Lose the question marks at the end of the text. Improve the text by setting out what you would do with the precious time. At the moment it sounds like you are looking for a quickie in Cardiff.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? "
A woodchuck wouldn't chuck wood but if a woodchuck could chuck wood a woodchuck would chuck wood. The amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck would suck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood.
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"I need distracting so ask me anything and I'll do my best to give you an answer.
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Why did I stay in a relationship with a woman I though was gay she was that frigid..... I tried so so hard for 20+ years |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"If you were pimping me out as a potential girlfriend to a gentleman, how would you describe the essence of me (from what you know)?  "
Passionate and fierce about all the things that matter. Vulnerable, endearing and filthy for the right person.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whats you favourite hobby?
Sex."
That sounds like a pretty good hobby id say,
Are you any good at it? And do you think you could be a pro?(Dont blame me, i kind of prepared these questions for a sport of some sort ) x |
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Why don't people use the lockers in the swimming pool changing room and just leave their stuff all over the place?
Also why do people who just want to chat stand in the middle of the pool so that those of us who want to swim have to swim round them?
I'm not cross about it, I just wonder why. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need distracting so ask me anything and I'll do my best to give you an answer.
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How do I cope as a married man who never gets sex off his wife even though I find her extremely attractive when young kids are involved? Devorce or cheat? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you were pimping me out as a potential girlfriend to a gentleman, how would you describe the essence of me (from what you know)?
Passionate and fierce about all the things that matter. Vulnerable, endearing and filthy for the right person.
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Oh that’s really lovely, I’m genuinely flattered. Thank you. 
Also, hugs - hope you’re ok. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I need distracting so ask me anything and I'll do my best to give you an answer.
distracting from what xx
Concern for my family.
can't private message you profile hidden to ask if your OK xxxx hope you are x"
I'm fine. I think I'm part Collie and I need to know the flock is all safe for my mind to be at ease.
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"I need distracting so ask me anything and I'll do my best to give you an answer.
distracting from what xx
Concern for my family.
can't private message you profile hidden to ask if your OK xxxx hope you are x
I'm fine. I think I'm part Collie and I need to know the flock is all safe for my mind to be at ease.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know you’re brilliant at meeting people and making new acquaintances with people from Fab, regardless of whether you’re interested in sexy times with them or not - so, who from the Forum haven’t you met yet that if logistics panned out you’d like to meet to say hello? Name at least three.  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"How far is it there and back again?
Same length as a piece of string...
Just spotted OP's comment about family, hope all's okay.."
Oi, more nicking my distractions! 
Thanks for the concern. All will be well, eventually. That's how life works.
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"How far is it there and back again?
Same length as a piece of string...
Just spotted OP's comment about family, hope all's okay..
Oi, more nicking my distractions!
Thanks for the concern. All will be well, eventually. That's how life works.
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"Live_Have_Fun Likes this"  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Whats you favourite hobby?
Sex.
That sounds like a pretty good hobby id say,
Are you any good at it? And do you think you could be a pro?(Dont blame me, i kind of prepared these questions for a sport of some sort ) x"
I have a few standard positions and moves I play that I play very well. I don't think I'm good enough to go pro but I am passionate amateur. Sadly, I have few chances to improve my game as I'm not chosen to be on the 'team' that often.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Why don't people use the lockers in the swimming pool changing room and just leave their stuff all over the place?
Also why do people who just want to chat stand in the middle of the pool so that those of us who want to swim have to swim round them?
I'm not cross about it, I just wonder why."
Lockers: they don't have £1 and/or they don't want to wear the key on a rubber band.
Chatting: they're selfish fuckers, oblivious to others or they are offering you a chance to swim further by navigating around them.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whats you favourite hobby?
Sex.
That sounds like a pretty good hobby id say,
Are you any good at it? And do you think you could be a pro?(Dont blame me, i kind of prepared these questions for a sport of some sort ) x
I have a few standard positions and moves I play that I play very well. I don't think I'm good enough to go pro but I am passionate amateur. Sadly, I have few chances to improve my game as I'm not chosen to be on the 'team' that often.
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Ahh i see. What positions do you prefer to play? Do you normally like to take charge as team captain? Or remain to be told? And passionate is always good, everyone loves a passionate player (that last word can be left open to interpretation  ) and why is it you dont think you get picked for the team? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I need distracting so ask me anything and I'll do my best to give you an answer.
How do I cope as a married man who never gets sex off his wife even though I find her extremely attractive when young kids are involved? Devorce or cheat?"
Divorce or cheat aren't the best solutions to your problem. Children grow remarkably quickly. Talk to your wife and agree what you will do together. Help with the children. Get a babysitter and go out together. Remind her that you find her attractive. Don't threaten divorce or cheating to 'convince' her to have sex with you.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I know you’re brilliant at meeting people and making new acquaintances with people from Fab, regardless of whether you’re interested in sexy times with them or not - so, who from the Forum haven’t you met yet that if logistics panned out you’d like to meet to say hello? Name at least three. "
Clem and Scarlet separately and together.
Lib, as I'd be in that neck of the woods for Clem and Scarlet.
Taff and, as I'll be in Wales for Taff, the new Tall Dark Marc bloke.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know you’re brilliant at meeting people and making new acquaintances with people from Fab, regardless of whether you’re interested in sexy times with them or not - so, who from the Forum haven’t you met yet that if logistics panned out you’d like to meet to say hello? Name at least three.
Clem and Scarlet separately and together.
Lib, as I'd be in that neck of the woods for Clem and Scarlet.
Taff and, as I'll be in Wales for Taff, the new Tall Dark Marc bloke.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Whats you favourite hobby?
Sex.
That sounds like a pretty good hobby id say,
Are you any good at it? And do you think you could be a pro?(Dont blame me, i kind of prepared these questions for a sport of some sort ) x
I have a few standard positions and moves I play that I play very well. I don't think I'm good enough to go pro but I am passionate amateur. Sadly, I have few chances to improve my game as I'm not chosen to be on the 'team' that often.
Ahh i see. What positions do you prefer to play? Do you normally like to take charge as team captain? Or remain to be told? And passionate is always good, everyone loves a passionate player (that last word can be left open to interpretation ) and why is it you dont think you get picked for the team?"
I'm a take charge, get on top of the situation type player but sensitive enough to know when others need to play their positions for the good of the game.
My general demeanour (emphasis on mean, apparently ) belies my potential to be a good team player.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you please list all the numbers in order on the front and back of your credit card please"
Damn, you should have just gone with “what are”, you’ve given her an out there.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you please list all the numbers in order on the front and back of your credit card please
Damn, you should have just gone with “what are”, you’ve given her an out there. "
I thought "be extra polite its bound to work" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whats you favourite hobby?
Sex.
That sounds like a pretty good hobby id say,
Are you any good at it? And do you think you could be a pro?(Dont blame me, i kind of prepared these questions for a sport of some sort ) x
I have a few standard positions and moves I play that I play very well. I don't think I'm good enough to go pro but I am passionate amateur. Sadly, I have few chances to improve my game as I'm not chosen to be on the 'team' that often.
Ahh i see. What positions do you prefer to play? Do you normally like to take charge as team captain? Or remain to be told? And passionate is always good, everyone loves a passionate player (that last word can be left open to interpretation ) and why is it you dont think you get picked for the team?
I'm a take charge, get on top of the situation type player but sensitive enough to know when others need to play their positions for the good of the game.
My general demeanour (emphasis on mean, apparently ) belies my potential to be a good team player.
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A team player throughout, how is it for you letting the other players have there glory moments, enjoyable? Generally?
Ahh i see, take an agrressive approach to succeed in your aim of scoring/ peaking?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What should/how does a man grab your attention?
Wit! My profile (when it's open) states that I will happily show you my tits if you have the wit to woo.
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Looks and... you know the answer already lol
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"When did you last have sex?
Friday, 13th April.
That was my birthday
What so you Find atractive to men ?"
Happy birthday. You're Aries and share the day with Samuel Beckett.
I usually find brains, wit, kindness and honesty attractive. Sometimes I'll be swayed by a body but it's usually the way it is being used rather than a shape or tone.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Can you please list all the numbers in order on the front and back of your credit card please"
It's not a question but I will answer. No, I have too many cards to remember the numbers.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Why does the barber have a sign saying "no flat tops after 4pm on a Saturday"? "
I can only guess as I've never been to a barbers after 4pm on a Saturday. My guess is that they take time to do well and the queue will be out the door with men wanting to be sharp for Saturday night partying. Barbers near me are still sprucing up their clients at 9-10pm.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Whats you favourite hobby?
Sex.
That sounds like a pretty good hobby id say,
Are you any good at it? And do you think you could be a pro?(Dont blame me, i kind of prepared these questions for a sport of some sort ) x
I have a few standard positions and moves I play that I play very well. I don't think I'm good enough to go pro but I am passionate amateur. Sadly, I have few chances to improve my game as I'm not chosen to be on the 'team' that often.
Ahh i see. What positions do you prefer to play? Do you normally like to take charge as team captain? Or remain to be told? And passionate is always good, everyone loves a passionate player (that last word can be left open to interpretation ) and why is it you dont think you get picked for the team?
I'm a take charge, get on top of the situation type player but sensitive enough to know when others need to play their positions for the good of the game.
My general demeanour (emphasis on mean, apparently ) belies my potential to be a good team player.
A team player throughout, how is it for you letting the other players have there glory moments, enjoyable? Generally?
Ahh i see, take an agrressive approach to succeed in your aim of scoring/ peaking?
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I'd prefer them not to have a glory moment until I have scored. They should wait until invited to take their turn.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whats you favourite hobby?
Sex.
That sounds like a pretty good hobby id say,
Are you any good at it? And do you think you could be a pro?(Dont blame me, i kind of prepared these questions for a sport of some sort ) x
I have a few standard positions and moves I play that I play very well. I don't think I'm good enough to go pro but I am passionate amateur. Sadly, I have few chances to improve my game as I'm not chosen to be on the 'team' that often.
Ahh i see. What positions do you prefer to play? Do you normally like to take charge as team captain? Or remain to be told? And passionate is always good, everyone loves a passionate player (that last word can be left open to interpretation ) and why is it you dont think you get picked for the team?
I'm a take charge, get on top of the situation type player but sensitive enough to know when others need to play their positions for the good of the game.
My general demeanour (emphasis on mean, apparently ) belies my potential to be a good team player.
A team player throughout, how is it for you letting the other players have there glory moments, enjoyable? Generally?
Ahh i see, take an agrressive approach to succeed in your aim of scoring/ peaking?
I'd prefer them not to have a glory moment until I have scored. They should wait until invited to take their turn.
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Is that not the sportman like conduct of sex anyway? Or do some people not know the rules? Need a referee for this sport i swear!
Why wouldnt you call yourself an A team player then? X |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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A team player throughout, how is it for you letting the other players have there glory moments, enjoyable? Generally?
Ahh i see, take an agrressive approach to succeed in your aim of scoring/ peaking?
I'd prefer them not to have a glory moment until I have scored. They should wait until invited to take their turn.
Is that not the sportman like conduct of sex anyway? Or do some people not know the rules? Need a referee for this sport i swear!
Why wouldnt you call yourself an A team player then? X"
I am a team player. I like large teams with many active participants and an audience. I'm just not chosen as a team member. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When did you last have sex?
Friday, 13th April.
That was my birthday
What so you Find atractive to men ?
Happy birthday. You're Aries and share the day with Samuel Beckett.
I usually find brains, wit, kindness and honesty attractive. Sometimes I'll be swayed by a body but it's usually the way it is being used rather than a shape or tone.
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Thank you ! I think the way that you Look is no metter as long you have good Brain and you know how to use it |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"When did you last have sex?
Friday, 13th April.
That was my birthday
What so you Find atractive to men ?
Happy birthday. You're Aries and share the day with Samuel Beckett.
I usually find brains, wit, kindness and honesty attractive. Sometimes I'll be swayed by a body but it's usually the way it is being used rather than a shape or tone.
Thank you ! I think the way that you Look is no metter as long you have good Brain and you know how to use it"
I agree. I once fell for someone who looked like Quasimodo's ugly brother but his wit and intelligence made me laugh and think at the same time.
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A team player throughout, how is it for you letting the other players have there glory moments, enjoyable? Generally?
Ahh i see, take an agrressive approach to succeed in your aim of scoring/ peaking?
I'd prefer them not to have a glory moment until I have scored. They should wait until invited to take their turn.
Is that not the sportman like conduct of sex anyway? Or do some people not know the rules? Need a referee for this sport i swear!
Why wouldnt you call yourself an A team player then? X
I am a team player. I like large teams with many active participants and an audience. I'm just not chosen as a team member. "
Are you usually more the object required to play the sport? x |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Should I renew my site supporters membership..."
Only if you want extra functionality or want to support the site. Otherwise, just let them come to you (as they will) and don't keep track of the conversations.
Welcome back. Enjoy your special year.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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A team player throughout, how is it for you letting the other players have there glory moments, enjoyable? Generally?
Ahh i see, take an agrressive approach to succeed in your aim of scoring/ peaking?
I'd prefer them not to have a glory moment until I have scored. They should wait until invited to take their turn.
Is that not the sportman like conduct of sex anyway? Or do some people not know the rules? Need a referee for this sport i swear!
Why wouldnt you call yourself an A team player then? X
I am a team player. I like large teams with many active participants and an audience. I'm just not chosen as a team member.
Are you usually more the object required to play the sport? x"
Alas, no. Others more alluring are seen in that way.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Should I renew my site supporters membership...
Only if you want extra functionality or want to support the site. Otherwise, just let them come to you (as they will) and don't keep track of the conversations.
Welcome back. Enjoy your special year.
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Wise words |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is your birthday the day before mine?
No, it's about a week after (and the day after Roxianne's).
Can Aries enjoy sex with each other? "
We’re Taureans  |
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A team player throughout, how is it for you letting the other players have there glory moments, enjoyable? Generally?
Ahh i see, take an agrressive approach to succeed in your aim of scoring/ peaking?
I'd prefer them not to have a glory moment until I have scored. They should wait until invited to take their turn.
Is that not the sportman like conduct of sex anyway? Or do some people not know the rules? Need a referee for this sport i swear!
Why wouldnt you call yourself an A team player then? X
I am a team player. I like large teams with many active participants and an audience. I'm just not chosen as a team member.
Are you usually more the object required to play the sport? x
Alas, no. Others more alluring are seen in that way.
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Im sure thats not quite the case but i hope your ok and all these fabbers are helping to distact x |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Is your birthday the day before mine?
No, it's about a week after (and the day after Roxianne's).
Can Aries enjoy sex with each other? "
I'm sure they can but as a Taurean I've enjoyed great sex with Aries.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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A team player throughout, how is it for you letting the other players have there glory moments, enjoyable? Generally?
Ahh i see, take an agrressive approach to succeed in your aim of scoring/ peaking?
I'd prefer them not to have a glory moment until I have scored. They should wait until invited to take their turn.
Is that not the sportman like conduct of sex anyway? Or do some people not know the rules? Need a referee for this sport i swear!
Why wouldnt you call yourself an A team player then? X
I am a team player. I like large teams with many active participants and an audience. I'm just not chosen as a team member.
Are you usually more the object required to play the sport? x
Alas, no. Others more alluring are seen in that way.
Im sure thats not quite the case but i hope your ok and all these fabbers are helping to distact x"
It's be a good distraction and I will soon head off to bed.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Is your birthday the day before mine?
No, it's about a week after (and the day after Roxianne's).
Can Aries enjoy sex with each other?
We’re Taureans
Then its open season in my unterpasntzie!"
Unterhose? If they're open you might get arrested. Best leave them closed until instructed otherwise.
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A team player throughout, how is it for you letting the other players have there glory moments, enjoyable? Generally?
Ahh i see, take an agrressive approach to succeed in your aim of scoring/ peaking?
I'd prefer them not to have a glory moment until I have scored. They should wait until invited to take their turn.
Is that not the sportman like conduct of sex anyway? Or do some people not know the rules? Need a referee for this sport i swear!
Why wouldnt you call yourself an A team player then? X
I am a team player. I like large teams with many active participants and an audience. I'm just not chosen as a team member.
Are you usually more the object required to play the sport? x
Alas, no. Others more alluring are seen in that way.
Im sure thats not quite the case but i hope your ok and all these fabbers are helping to distact x
It's be a good distraction and I will soon head off to bed.
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Sweetest of dreams, and hooefully you feel bit better in the morning, tis the weekend of course x |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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A team player throughout, how is it for you letting the other players have there glory moments, enjoyable? Generally?
Ahh i see, take an agrressive approach to succeed in your aim of scoring/ peaking?
I'd prefer them not to have a glory moment until I have scored. They should wait until invited to take their turn.
Is that not the sportman like conduct of sex anyway? Or do some people not know the rules? Need a referee for this sport i swear!
Why wouldnt you call yourself an A team player then? X
I am a team player. I like large teams with many active participants and an audience. I'm just not chosen as a team member.
Are you usually more the object required to play the sport? x
Alas, no. Others more alluring are seen in that way.
Im sure thats not quite the case but i hope your ok and all these fabbers are helping to distact x
It's be a good distraction and I will soon head off to bed.
Sweetest of dreams, and hooefully you feel bit better in the morning, tis the weekend of course x"
Thank you. I cleared all my immediate work so I am free to do what ever is needed, including going to the cinema. |
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A team player throughout, how is it for you letting the other players have there glory moments, enjoyable? Generally?
Ahh i see, take an agrressive approach to succeed in your aim of scoring/ peaking?
I'd prefer them not to have a glory moment until I have scored. They should wait until invited to take their turn.
Is that not the sportman like conduct of sex anyway? Or do some people not know the rules? Need a referee for this sport i swear!
Why wouldnt you call yourself an A team player then? X
I am a team player. I like large teams with many active participants and an audience. I'm just not chosen as a team member.
Are you usually more the object required to play the sport? x
Alas, no. Others more alluring are seen in that way.
Im sure thats not quite the case but i hope your ok and all these fabbers are helping to distact x
It's be a good distraction and I will soon head off to bed.
Sweetest of dreams, and hooefully you feel bit better in the morning, tis the weekend of course x
Thank you. I cleared all my immediate work so I am free to do what ever is needed, including going to the cinema. "
Dont you dare say what your going to see x |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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A team player throughout, how is it for you letting the other players have there glory moments, enjoyable? Generally?
Ahh i see, take an agrressive approach to succeed in your aim of scoring/ peaking?
I'd prefer them not to have a glory moment until I have scored. They should wait until invited to take their turn.
Is that not the sportman like conduct of sex anyway? Or do some people not know the rules? Need a referee for this sport i swear!
Why wouldnt you call yourself an A team player then? X
I am a team player. I like large teams with many active participants and an audience. I'm just not chosen as a team member.
Are you usually more the object required to play the sport? x
Alas, no. Others more alluring are seen in that way.
Im sure thats not quite the case but i hope your ok and all these fabbers are helping to distact x
It's be a good distraction and I will soon head off to bed.
Sweetest of dreams, and hooefully you feel bit better in the morning, tis the weekend of course x
Thank you. I cleared all my immediate work so I am free to do what ever is needed, including going to the cinema.
Dont you dare say what your going to see x"
I dare... Infinity Wars. But only if the teen wants to do that.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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" When can we meet?
As soon as my family issue is resolved.
If you need to talk or fuck or do absolutely nothing at all, i will support you in every way i possibly can. "
Talk or fuck? I do both at the same time.
I need a deep massage with a very happy ending.
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"
A team player throughout, how is it for you letting the other players have there glory moments, enjoyable? Generally?
Ahh i see, take an agrressive approach to succeed in your aim of scoring/ peaking?
I'd prefer them not to have a glory moment until I have scored. They should wait until invited to take their turn.
Is that not the sportman like conduct of sex anyway? Or do some people not know the rules? Need a referee for this sport i swear!
Why wouldnt you call yourself an A team player then? X
I am a team player. I like large teams with many active participants and an audience. I'm just not chosen as a team member.
Are you usually more the object required to play the sport? x
Alas, no. Others more alluring are seen in that way.
Im sure thats not quite the case but i hope your ok and all these fabbers are helping to distact x
It's be a good distraction and I will soon head off to bed.
Sweetest of dreams, and hooefully you feel bit better in the morning, tis the weekend of course x
Thank you. I cleared all my immediate work so I am free to do what ever is needed, including going to the cinema.
Dont you dare say what your going to see x
I dare... Infinity Wars. But only if the teen wants to do that.
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*Hands on ears, eyes closed* la la la la la, absolutely devastated, i had tickets booked for today and had to cancel as im working until next weekend, not happy, distraught even! |
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over a year ago
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"Profile hide..  hope your family Issue will be solve asap and you will be back at your normal life style"
Hidden is my normal life style. Family issues will be resolved at some point.
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Dont you dare say what your going to see x
I dare... Infinity Wars. But only if the teen wants to do that.
*Hands on ears, eyes closed* la la la la la, absolutely devastated, i had tickets booked for today and had to cancel as im working until next weekend, not happy, distraught even! "
It might be crap and you'll be glad that you worked instead. Every silver lining has a cloud.
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"Is your birthday the day before mine?
No, it's about a week after (and the day after Roxianne's).
Can Aries enjoy sex with each other?
We’re Taureans
Then its open season in my unterpasntzie!"
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" When can we meet?
As soon as my family issue is resolved.
If you need to talk or fuck or do absolutely nothing at all, i will support you in every way i possibly can.
Talk or fuck? I do both at the same time.
I need a deep massage with a very happy ending.
"
Now, I'll let you into a secret.... I'm SHIT at massage! No patience at all! I'll be knuckles deep in your veejayjay within 10 minutes! Sorry . |
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Dont you dare say what your going to see x
I dare... Infinity Wars. But only if the teen wants to do that.
*Hands on ears, eyes closed* la la la la la, absolutely devastated, i had tickets booked for today and had to cancel as im working until next weekend, not happy, distraught even!
It might be crap and you'll be glad that you worked instead. Every silver lining has a cloud.
"
Already been hearing its the best one yet, im a right nerd and love em regardless. This is the end of life as i know it haha. Well whatever you do, make sure not to tell me how it goes |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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" When can we meet?
As soon as my family issue is resolved.
If you need to talk or fuck or do absolutely nothing at all, i will support you in every way i possibly can.
Talk or fuck? I do both at the same time.
I need a deep massage with a very happy ending.
Now, I'll let you into a secret.... I'm SHIT at massage! No patience at all! I'll be knuckles deep in your veejayjay within 10 minutes! Sorry ."
I thought you'd be good with your hands, all that tinkering you do with fiddly bikes and cars and sheds.
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Dont you dare say what your going to see x
I dare... Infinity Wars. But only if the teen wants to do that.
*Hands on ears, eyes closed* la la la la la, absolutely devastated, i had tickets booked for today and had to cancel as im working until next weekend, not happy, distraught even!
It might be crap and you'll be glad that you worked instead. Every silver lining has a cloud.
Already been hearing its the best one yet, im a right nerd and love em regardless. This is the end of life as i know it haha. Well whatever you do, make sure not to tell me how it goes "
It won't be that bad. Find a late night showing and do that instead of spending the evening on here with old women like me.
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Dont you dare say what your going to see x
I dare... Infinity Wars. But only if the teen wants to do that.
*Hands on ears, eyes closed* la la la la la, absolutely devastated, i had tickets booked for today and had to cancel as im working until next weekend, not happy, distraught even!
It might be crap and you'll be glad that you worked instead. Every silver lining has a cloud.
Already been hearing its the best one yet, im a right nerd and love em regardless. This is the end of life as i know it haha. Well whatever you do, make sure not to tell me how it goes
It won't be that bad. Find a late night showing and do that instead of spending the evening on here with old women like me.
"
Most people are older then me on here, i dont know how old you are (and i wont ask haha) but i like chilling on here speaking to everyone. Besides im at work, i dont finish until end of next week, so itll get booked for then |
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over a year ago
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Dont you dare say what your going to see x
I dare... Infinity Wars. But only if the teen wants to do that.
*Hands on ears, eyes closed* la la la la la, absolutely devastated, i had tickets booked for today and had to cancel as im working until next weekend, not happy, distraught even!
It might be crap and you'll be glad that you worked instead. Every silver lining has a cloud.
Already been hearing its the best one yet, im a right nerd and love em regardless. This is the end of life as i know it haha. Well whatever you do, make sure not to tell me how it goes
It won't be that bad. Find a late night showing and do that instead of spending the evening on here with old women like me.
Most people are older then me on here, i dont know how old you are (and i wont ask haha) but i like chilling on here speaking to everyone. Besides im at work, i dont finish until end of next week, so itll get booked for then "
That's a very long shift!
I'm 53 but I don't look a day over 52.
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Dont you dare say what your going to see x
I dare... Infinity Wars. But only if the teen wants to do that.
*Hands on ears, eyes closed* la la la la la, absolutely devastated, i had tickets booked for today and had to cancel as im working until next weekend, not happy, distraught even!
It might be crap and you'll be glad that you worked instead. Every silver lining has a cloud.
Already been hearing its the best one yet, im a right nerd and love em regardless. This is the end of life as i know it haha. Well whatever you do, make sure not to tell me how it goes
It won't be that bad. Find a late night showing and do that instead of spending the evening on here with old women like me.
Most people are older then me on here, i dont know how old you are (and i wont ask haha) but i like chilling on here speaking to everyone. Besides im at work, i dont finish until end of next week, so itll get booked for then
That's a very long shift!
I'm 53 but I don't look a day over 52.
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Not so much a shift, but shifts but i cant go home in between,
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"I've a blue and white striped top, should I wash it on 60C whites or 40C coloured?
Wash as coloured 
Oi, stop stealing my distractions! "
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"Whats you favourite hobby?
Sex.
That sounds like a pretty good hobby id say,
Are you any good at it? And do you think you could be a pro?(Dont blame me, i kind of prepared these questions for a sport of some sort ) x
I have a few standard positions and moves I play that I play very well. I don't think I'm good enough to go pro but I am passionate amateur. Sadly, I have few chances to improve my game as I'm not chosen to be on the 'team' that often.
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"...passionate amateur..." - that's brilliant!
My question: Did this thread help? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"If Christmas is on the same date each year, why isn't Easter? "
Because Passover moves. Passover is linked to the lunar calendar and falls on the first full moon after the vernal equinox, which could be any day of the week but Easter is fixed to Friday to Sunday. This year was a perfect match.
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over a year ago
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"Do you think Clem would enjoy sex with me?
Only if you take him in hand.
A disinterested hand.
When will Blanche answer my messages? "
Like God, she has answered. You just don't always understand the answer.
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"Whats you favourite hobby?
Sex.
That sounds like a pretty good hobby id say,
Are you any good at it? And do you think you could be a pro?(Dont blame me, i kind of prepared these questions for a sport of some sort ) x
I have a few standard positions and moves I play that I play very well. I don't think I'm good enough to go pro but I am passionate amateur. Sadly, I have few chances to improve my game as I'm not chosen to be on the 'team' that often.
"...passionate amateur..." - that's brilliant!
My question: Did this thread help?"
It did and things are much better today.
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"Whats you favourite hobby?
Sex.
That sounds like a pretty good hobby id say,
Are you any good at it? And do you think you could be a pro?(Dont blame me, i kind of prepared these questions for a sport of some sort ) x
I have a few standard positions and moves I play that I play very well. I don't think I'm good enough to go pro but I am passionate amateur. Sadly, I have few chances to improve my game as I'm not chosen to be on the 'team' that often.
"...passionate amateur..." - that's brilliant!
My question: Did this thread help?
It did and things are much better today.
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"I didn't realise you are older than me. How do you keep yourself looking so young?"
You knew I was 6 months older than you when we turned 50. When you're from the WIndies you get slathered in lotion almost as soon as you're born. I've been moisturising for 53 years.
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"I didn't realise you are older than me. How do you keep yourself looking so young?
You knew I was 6 months older than you when we turned 50. When you're from the WIndies you get slathered in lotion almost as soon as you're born. I've been moisturising for 53 years.
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I don't remember that; my memory is getting worse. I think you look a lot younger than me.
And I thought you were from Mauritius too. |
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"I didn't realise you are older than me. How do you keep yourself looking so young?
You knew I was 6 months older than you when we turned 50. When you're from the WIndies you get slathered in lotion almost as soon as you're born. I've been moisturising for 53 years.
I don't remember that; my memory is getting worse. I think you look a lot younger than me.
And I thought you were from Mauritius too."
That's only because have dieted and I have chosen to remain fat - it's good for hiding wrinkles.
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"I didn't realise you are older than me. How do you keep yourself looking so young?
You knew I was 6 months older than you when we turned 50. When you're from the WIndies you get slathered in lotion almost as soon as you're born. I've been moisturising for 53 years.
I don't remember that; my memory is getting worse. I think you look a lot younger than me.
And I thought you were from Mauritius too.
That's only because have dieted and I have chosen to remain fat - it's good for hiding wrinkles.
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That's what I'm afraid of. I don't want to look like a deflated balloon in a desert. |
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That's only because have dieted and I have chosen to remain fat - it's good for hiding wrinkles.
That's what I'm afraid of. I don't want to look like a deflated balloon in a desert. "
You don't and you won't. Remain hydrated and keeping having all that sex. I have about 10% of the sex you have. I know which I would prefer.
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