Definitely an Ape so that when I fling my pooh people will laugh and go, oh look he flung his pooh, rather than the more negative comments I seem to currently get.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A cat... so i can eat and sleep all day

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By *ookingforlustMan over a year ago

northants

A wolf.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Id be a pug.theyre adorable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A tortoise

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By *ookingforlustMan over a year ago

northants

Oops!! Forgot the why bit.

Because they’re just fucking awesome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A tortoise "

Because I’m lazy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Something that can fly. Like a flying dog.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A fly . the times i wished i was a fly on the wall

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cat ! "

I change ! I want to be a bird to shit on some people!

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By *ookingforlustMan over a year ago

northants

"Something that can fly. Like a flying dog. "

Good choice!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A fly on the wall of some of these fabbers

sorry not sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pooch he has a great life

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A dragon.

Just because!

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

A Cougar!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A bull !

Think you need to specify a breeding bull.

Otherwise you'll be steaks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A lioness. Independent, fierce, brave, gracefull and protect their young.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A Bonobo ape, then I'll have an excuse to shag 24/7.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A Bonobo ape, then I'll have an excuse to shag 24/7."

I considered this, but mostly you get to shag your family group......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A Bonobo ape, then I'll have an excuse to shag 24/7.

I considered this, but mostly you get to shag your family group......

Oh, hell, I forgot that, lol.

Maybe a pigeon then, because I'm sick of being the statue.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A Bonobo ape, then I'll have an excuse to shag 24/7.

I considered this, but mostly you get to shag your family group......

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Something high up in the food chain so there's less chance of being killed by another animal.

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By *haremoreMan over a year ago

Manchester

A Seagull and crap on as many people on the prom as I could whilst waving at them with my wing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Something high up in the food chain so there's less chance of being killed by another animal."

Like a vegan? An animal would never kill a vegan in the wild.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Something high up in the food chain so there's less chance of being killed by another animal.

Like a vegan? An animal would never kill a vegan in the wild.

No silly chops.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cat !

I change ! I want to be a bird to shit on some people! "

Would you like me to be the cat?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Silverback. Days full of eating, sex and scratching ones self upon trees. Idilic

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Cat !

I change ! I want to be a bird to shit on some people!

Would you like me to be the cat?"

Don't be a cat they get killed by a neighbour dog. I don't want you to die.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An albatross,I like the thought of wandering the planet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cat !

I change ! I want to be a bird to shit on some people!

Would you like me to be the cat?

Don't be a cat they get killed by a neighbour dog. I don't want you to die."

I can be a tiger.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"An albatross,I like the thought of wandering the planet

You can go your own way.

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

A Siamese house cat and I would rule the house!

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A seagull so I can swim and fly

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Cat !

I change ! I want to be a bird to shit on some people!

Would you like me to be the cat?

Don't be a cat they get killed by a neighbour dog. I don't want you to die.

I can be a tiger."

That's better.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cat !

I change ! I want to be a bird to shit on some people!

Would you like me to be the cat?

Don't be a cat they get killed by a neighbour dog. I don't want you to die.

I can be a tiger.

That's better."

Rawrr!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Cat !

I change ! I want to be a bird to shit on some people!

Would you like me to be the cat?

Don't be a cat they get killed by a neighbour dog. I don't want you to die.

I can be a tiger.

That's better.

Rawrr!"

That made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cat !

I change ! I want to be a bird to shit on some people!

Would you like me to be the cat?

Don't be a cat they get killed by a neighbour dog. I don't want you to die.

I can be a tiger.

That's better.

Rawrr!

That made me laugh"

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By *iffaWoman over a year ago

wherever

A sloth, I like their style

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Honey badger, easy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bird of prey. Because there isn't anything better than floating in air. My old job was jumping from planes lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A seagull so I can swim and fly"

Best if both worlds

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A dolphin- they have sex for fun too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A sloth, I like their style "

I’m with you on that! Fancy meeting up, say in a fortnight, give me time to get there?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

*Bumped* 'cause I can

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Giraffe! My favourite animal. Tall and elegant. The exact opposite of me

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