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Aaargh. Noooo. Fuck!

By *irthandgirth OP Man over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

That moment when in a shower cubicle and the shower curtain gets sucked in and sticks to your back in a communal shower room.

Urgh. Just hope there were no jellyfish attached to it.

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Your bum is covered in watchsprings now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just think how many other bums it's been stuck to.........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just think how many other bums it's been stuck to........."

Bums fullof lovely warts

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By *irthandgirth OP Man over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Bastards. All of you...

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Did you notice ant stray pubes that don't belong to you?

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Leave the curtain open

Simples

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By *ack_at_the_farm....Man over a year ago

woodhall spa

I’ve heard people urinate on those curtains

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By *irthandgirth OP Man over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"Did you notice ant stray pubes that don't belong to you?"

Of course. When is a communal shower not full of them.. looked like someone had defuzzed with duct tape before I got in there!

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By *ulfilthmentMan over a year ago

Just around the corner

"I’ve heard people urinate on those curtains

When there’s a queue for the sink.

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By *irthandgirth OP Man over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"I’ve heard people urinate on those curtains

When there’s a queue for the sink.

Everyone knows you are supposed to pee on your feet. Though I can't remember if that is for athletes foot or actual jellyfish stings..

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"I’ve heard people urinate on those curtains

When there’s a queue for the sink.

Everyone knows you are supposed to pee on your feet. Though I can't remember if that is for athletes foot or actual jellyfish stings.. "

Jellyfish stings, I remember it was in an episode of Friends

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You need to change your username to:

Sphingomonas and Methylobacterium Man.

Ewwww, and I hope you had flippy flops on!

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