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Sleeping with the door unlocked
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Leaving the front door unlocked tonight when I go to bed if any ladies want to sneak in and what ever happens, happens.
I’m expecting a high turn out, so they’ll be drinks and snacks in the fridge.
I can send you my address before hand but still try to surprise me please.
No men
No thieves
No cyborgs |
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I always sleep. With the door unlocked. Sometimes I don't shut it properly then shit me self when the wind blows it open in the middle of the night 
I live in a flat and my bedroom it directly opposite the door! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have your adress for a female friend of course?
Of course stranger from the Internet. Check your inbox  "
The message must have been lost somwhere... I haven't received it yet 
But I keep hoping that it will cum one day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No problem, send me your address so I can forward it to this female sex addict I know.
On a completely different subject, where do you keep your wallet when you sleep?  "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My mum's looking for a nice young man. You can email her the details directly
sfsmum85@bt.co.uk
She's a bit slow on the stairs but it will add to the suspense |
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"Of course send your address.
Btw
What blood group are you?
Any major medical issues?
Allergic to any medication?
Just asking some random questions,no need to be concerned."
Hands off that kidney of his, I’ve already got a buyer lined up! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Of course send your address.
Btw
What blood group are you?
Any major medical issues?
Allergic to any medication?
Just asking some random questions,no need to be concerned.
Hands off that kidney of his, I’ve already got a buyer lined up!"
Jokes on you. My liver is well and truly pickled  |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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"Leaving the front door unlocked tonight when I go to bed if any ladies want to sneak in and what ever happens, happens.
I’m expecting a high turn out, so they’ll be drinks and snacks in the fridge.
I can send you my address before hand but still try to surprise me please.
No men
No thieves
No cyborgs "
I already know where you live, I can’t promise I won’t steal anything though  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Leaving the front door unlocked tonight when I go to bed if any ladies want to sneak in and what ever happens, happens.
I’m expecting a high turn out, so they’ll be drinks and snacks in the fridge.
I can send you my address before hand but still try to surprise me please.
No men
No thieves
No cyborgs
I already know where you live, I can’t promise I won’t steal anything though "
There isn't much to steal |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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"Leaving the front door unlocked tonight when I go to bed if any ladies want to sneak in and what ever happens, happens.
I’m expecting a high turn out, so they’ll be drinks and snacks in the fridge.
I can send you my address before hand but still try to surprise me please.
No men
No thieves
No cyborgs
I already know where you live, I can’t promise I won’t steal anything though
There isn't much to steal "
There’s a few pairs of rather fetching super hero pants. I didn’t say I was looking for valuables  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Leaving the front door unlocked tonight when I go to bed if any ladies want to sneak in and what ever happens, happens.
I’m expecting a high turn out, so they’ll be drinks and snacks in the fridge.
I can send you my address before hand but still try to surprise me please.
No men
No thieves
No cyborgs
I already know where you live, I can’t promise I won’t steal anything though
There isn't much to steal
There’s a few pairs of rather fetching super hero pants. I didn’t say I was looking for valuables "
The only time you are allowed to touch my superman pants, is when you're taking them off me  |
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"We never lock the doors but we do have a very large German Shepherd and live out in the sticks"
We have Hugo the German Shepherd who actually wouldn't hurt a fly but he looks as though he could swallow a burglar whole! |
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