"Have you ever cleaned electric wires with a wet cloth?
Nope.
Ever licked the end of a cable to see if it’s live?"
Do it with a PP3 battery on your tongue.
Tingles but then bet you do it a second time.  |
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"Had a wank
Me too
Are you going to change your shoe pic or not?
Send me a pic of your face and I will
Why not use your own face pic "
Because I am ugly as fuck and you have a very nice penis |
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over a year ago
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"I don’t mind a bit of diy
Decking, somerhouse, kitchen, bathroom, shower room, fireplace
Beach hut
What have you done?"
Pretty much everything you could list. |
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"Had a wank
Me too
Are you going to change your shoe pic or not?
Send me a pic of your face and I will
Why not use your own face pic
Because I am ugly as fuck and you have a very nice penis "
Nice cock pic as your profile pic  |
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over a year ago
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"I don’t mind a bit of diy
Decking, somerhouse, kitchen, bathroom, shower room, fireplace
Beach hut
What have you done?
Pretty much everything you could list. "
You don’t fuck with Rachael.. I’m telling you |
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"Had a wank
Me too
Are you going to change your shoe pic or not?
Send me a pic of your face and I will
Why not use your own face pic
Because I am ugly as fuck and you have a very nice penis
Nice cock pic as your profile pic "
His cock is huge! |
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"Had a wank
Me too
Are you going to change your shoe pic or not?
Send me a pic of your face and I will
Why not use your own face pic
Because I am ugly as fuck and you have a very nice penis
Nice cock pic as your profile pic "
Thank you very much  |
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"Had a wank
Me too
Are you going to change your shoe pic or not?
Send me a pic of your face and I will
Why not use your own face pic
Because I am ugly as fuck and you have a very nice penis
Nice cock pic as your profile pic
His cock is huge!"
Has a beard too  |
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"Had a wank
Me too
Are you going to change your shoe pic or not?
Send me a pic of your face and I will
Why not use your own face pic
Because I am ugly as fuck and you have a very nice penis
Nice cock pic as your profile pic
Thank you very much "
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"Had a wank
Me too
Are you going to change your shoe pic or not?
Send me a pic of your face and I will
Why not use your own face pic
Because I am ugly as fuck and you have a very nice penis
Nice cock pic as your profile pic
His cock is huge!
Has a beard too "
Its photoshoped |
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Garden renovation when our landscaper let us down a week before our hot tub was due to be delivered. We’d already removed the old dangerous decking.
New composite decking. Concrete slab for hot tub. Dug out and back filled 12 tonnes of soil for our patio (I had pneumonia at the time!) new pergola over hot tub, brick edging around entire garden, brick raised beds and finally we laid resin bonded gravel for the patio.
Hubby and I did it all ourselves with a little help and guidance for the tricky bits from his stepdad.
In total it took us a year to do it all as it was all done during our annual leave from work. We had the concrete slab laid in time for the hot tub installation and then did the decking for the planned party 2 days later. |
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"I don’t mind a bit of diy
Decking, somerhouse, kitchen, bathroom, shower room, fireplace
Beach hut
What have you done?
Pretty much everything you could list.
You don’t fuck with Rachael.. I’m telling you "
Lol. Plenty do/have.
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I picked up a dumper today. My friend is bringing his digger in the morning and then we will level part of the garden. I’m guessing about 60 tons to be shifted. |
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"Had a wank
Me too
Are you going to change your shoe pic or not?
Send me a pic of your face and I will
Why not use your own face pic
Because I am ugly as fuck and you have a very nice penis
Nice cock pic as your profile pic
His cock is huge!
Has a beard too
Its photoshoped "
Looks quite real |
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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago
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I quite enjoy diy, i'll have a go at doing most things myself (sometimes with help from family). I like knowing whats been done and how its been done.
Did my garden last year -completely changed from slabs to decking, built wooden planters, water feature, slated it built storage. All myself, and put in a new bathroom suite (obviously not in the garden )
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"Turn my hand to everything but have never seemed to master wallpapering.
My ex husband can wallpaper anything. "
I have some striped wallpaper I can’t seem to get to line up in a football. |
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By *heOwlMan
over a year ago
Altrincham |
"I don’t mind a bit of diy
Decking, somerhouse, kitchen, bathroom, shower room, fireplace
Beach hut
What have you done?"
All the above, plus car maintenance motorbike renovation, furnature amendments, electrics and a few others 
Owl
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"Can do all of the above along with keeping the cars on the road. Just don't like spending my free time doing diy as I spend all day on site ripping out and fixing and making good again. "
Me too. But I’m a workaholic so my house is frickin awsome too. |
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I swapped two blown fuses in Kelby's car yesterday. You never see it on the adverts but I find it amazing how DIY and swearing tend to go together, I can't seem to do one without the other, sort of like tea and biscuits. |
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Just finished 1st complete renovation of what was a derelict house. The only things I didn't do were the plumbing and plastering. A mate supervised the re wire and connected the fuse box, ran relevant tests to provide a certificate. It looks good, learnt loads of new skills and, I feel like I have really achieved something.
Looking for the next one now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hubby is a builder but we have plenty of jobs need doing in the house but hes so busy lol
Same in my house.
How was the dumper driving lol"
I think I have whiplash! About 70 loads moved. Doing it all again tomorrow. |
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"Yeah they either go or don't nothing smooth about them but good vibrations ha ha "
Why am I so tired too? Mind you I was passed and up til 2am. Up at 7 this morning |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
Loads. Turned an airing cupboard into a wc.
Completely rebuilt my kitchen.
Same with bathroom. Rebuilt from floor up-including walls taken back to brick and ceiling down.
Currently doing a lot of smaller projects, mostly upcycling. Have recently built tables and a woodstore out of pallets. |
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