Chalfonts, farmers - call them what you will. We all joke about piles but I guess from time to time we all suffer. I have a mild case right now which I think is subsiding. Hope so as I have a date weekend coming up. My bum’s not on the menu in this instance although she may be tempted to explore round there with a finger while fucking.
Do I tell her in advance ? It seems I get them once every two or three years. (Piles not a date)
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"Ask her if she wouldn't mind rimming you with ice cubes in her mouth.
Good idea - speaking from experience?"
I wish. I might ask him next time he fucks my arse to freeze his cock first. |
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"Chalfonts, farmers - call them what you will. We all joke about piles but I guess from time to time we all suffer. I have a mild case right now which I think is subsiding. Hope so as I have a date weekend coming up. My bum’s not on the menu in this instance although she may be tempted to explore round there with a finger while fucking.
Do I tell her in advance ? It seems I get them once every two or three years. (Piles not a date)
Not seen this topic in the forum before"
Stop being so y. The best way to cure Emma Roids is to stretch them until they pop. You need something bigger than a finger rammed up there.
Go buy the biggest toy in the shop and take it on your date. Ask her if she could help you out,,,,,for medicinal purposes,of course.  |
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"Chalfonts, farmers - call them what you will. We all joke about piles but I guess from time to time we all suffer. I have a mild case right now which I think is subsiding. Hope so as I have a date weekend coming up. My bum’s not on the menu in this instance although she may be tempted to explore round there with a finger while fucking.
Do I tell her in advance ? It seems I get them once every two or three years. (Piles not a date)
Not seen this topic in the forum before
Stop being so y. The best way to cure Emma Roids is to stretch them until they pop. You need something bigger than a finger rammed up there.
Go buy the biggest toy in the shop and take it on your date. Ask her if she could help you out,,,,,for medicinal purposes,of course. "
I tried to type we*dy but that's not allowed,,,so I'll change it to Wimpy. |
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I was in bed with this guy giving him head, my wandering finger getting closer when he said "piles". Immediate turn-off, so find a way before meeting to exclude anal play without exception.
I had the operation by the way as the bleeding in mine was getting bad. During the following days I endured the worst pain of my life but I haven't looked back ever since, two years ago. Speak to your doctor. |
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"Chalfonts, farmers - call them what you will. We all joke about piles but I guess from time to time we all suffer. I have a mild case right now which I think is subsiding. Hope so as I have a date weekend coming up. My bum’s not on the menu in this instance although she may be tempted to explore round there with a finger while fucking.
Do I tell her in advance ? It seems I get them once every two or three years. (Piles not a date)
Not seen this topic in the forum before
Stop being so y. The best way to cure Emma Roids is to stretch them until they pop. You need something bigger than a finger rammed up there.
Go buy the biggest toy in the shop and take it on your date. Ask her if she could help you out,,,,,for medicinal purposes,of course. "
Ouch!
Now I know why this subject has not been aired here before and we suffer in silence.
Mine aren’t that bad, a little discomfort, certainly no bleeding and as I said, seem to be getting better.
It’s early days with my ‘date’ , and while her fingers have been close, not that close! she is a nurse and pretty unshockable though-so I may just mention it in advance.. |
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Had them on and off since I had my daughter.
Literally a pain in the arse. I usually use preparation h as it's good stuff.
Part of the reason I won't do anal. |
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By *aenMan
over a year ago
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"Germaloids ointment! Boots!"
I know someone who mistook Deep Heat for his Germaloid cream   
Is there an arse on fire emoji?
His wife took great pleasure in telling anyone and everyone all about it. |
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"Drop the hint by asking her to use Anusol as lubricant if she's going to slip a finger up your bum  
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Thanks for the tip but not quite how I pictured the moment when she brings my arse into play.
If indeed she ever will. Still quite early in the relationship and so still testing each other out. |
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"Germaloids ointment! Boots!
But does it work and how quickly?
At about 6pm tomorrow, traffic permitting, we will be in bed together."
You're driving there??? Do you have a ring cushion? I think you jhave to inform DVLA of any medical condition that affects your ability to concentrate. |
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"Drop the hint by asking her to use Anusol as lubricant if she's going to slip a finger up your bum
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Thanks for the tip but not quite how I pictured the moment when she brings my arse into play.
If indeed she ever will. Still quite early in the relationship and so still testing each other out."
Then you have only two choices. Either try keep the old farmers out of site or take the plunge and bully the little buggers back to where they come from! Either way it's going to be a severe pain in the arse!
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"Germaloids ointment! Boots!
But does it work and how quickly?
At about 6pm tomorrow, traffic permitting, we will be in bed together.
You're driving there??? Do you have a ring cushion? I think you jhave to inform DVLA of any medical condition that affects your ability to concentrate."
Oh now come on. Have you any idea what a huge step it was to reveal to all you lovely Fabbers that I’m suffering with a dose of Farmers? No jokes please. Now I know why we all keep quiet and suffer in silence.
Actually, it’s a three hour drive so you have me worried now. |
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"Germaloids ointment! Boots!
But does it work and how quickly?
At about 6pm tomorrow, traffic permitting, we will be in bed together."
It’s not an overnight cure but it will certainly reduce them ... and with regular use will certainly help
{anyone would think this is a ‘from experience’ recommendation - it’s not! } |
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Hemeroids are no fun at all, and I get them a lot as I’m on my feet all day. One thing I don’t even think about when suffering with them is Sex. Honestly, I just can’t get the horn with a badly sore bum... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I sympathise. When mine started bleeding my doctor prescribed Scheriproct ointment. The bleeding has stopped and no discomfort now.
Thanks for having the courage to be honest about a condition which is quite common. Hope things will improve . |
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