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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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... makes me wanna barf!
So many on the forum claim to:
- be completely honest all the time
- Never drink
- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living
- Never wear make up
- always answer every message
- always read profiles
- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"
- won't show naked bits
- hates others showing naked bits
- deplores cheaters...
Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.
Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!
I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad?  |
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
Traffic land |
"... makes me wanna barf!
So many on the forum claim to:
- be completely honest all the time
- Never drink
- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living
- Never wear make up
- always answer every message
- always read profiles
- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"
- won't show naked bits
- hates others showing naked bits
- deplores cheaters...
Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.
Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!
I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad? "
I’ve been known to put make up on, not take it off before going to bed and then just touch it up with a wipe after my shower the next morning...
What a SLUT!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"... makes me wanna barf!
So many on the forum claim to:
- be completely honest all the time
- Never drink
- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living
- Never wear make up
- always answer every message
- always read profiles
- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"
- won't show naked bits
- hates others showing naked bits
- deplores cheaters...
Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.
Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!
I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad? "
Really? Well I’ve drank gin tonight, I delete unsolicited messages and hardly ever answer messages  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"... makes me wanna barf!
So many on the forum claim to:
- be completely honest all the time
- Never drink
- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living
- Never wear make up
- always answer every message
- always read profiles
- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"
- won't show naked bits
- hates others showing naked bits
- deplores cheaters...
Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.
Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!
I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad?
I’ve been known to put make up on, not take it off before going to bed and then just touch it up with a wipe after my shower the next morning...
What a SLUT! "
Slut indeed. I like your style. I've been known to do the same... especially if I've work that day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I get my tits out when I shamelessly want a bit of fab attention.
I don't even reply to the well written thoughtful mails sometimes.
I drink. I wear make up. I eat shit food way more than I should and I never go to the gym.
I swear a fair amount and I'm sarcastic to the point of being bitchy at times.
I judge people on stupid things like the way they spell "discreet".
I'm not perfect nor pretend to be. I'm alright though.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don’t reply to all messages
I have had sex without a connection!! Yep just fucked because I wanted too and was horny!
My age is real.. (sorry no reason for it not to be)
I do wear make up
And my pics hide all the bits I don’t like!!
Im not perfect I have wobbly bits.. and if you don’t like them or me fine.. keep walking! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do they?
I wasn't aware that we had a temperance movement on Fabs....
You didn't answer my question. So 10 lashes for you "
wow free spanking lol.
I have a uniform and plastic Macs kink.
Plus I do enjoy water sports
And am just a big old TV submissive.
Who has done everything from wax , fire play to being wanked over by a load of guys at a club once lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"... makes me wanna barf!
So many on the forum claim to:
- be completely honest all the time
- Never drink
- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living
- Never wear make up
- always answer every message
- always read profiles
- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"
- won't show naked bits
- hates others showing naked bits
- deplores cheaters...
Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.
Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!
I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad?
I’ve been known to put make up on, not take it off before going to bed and then just touch it up with a wipe after my shower the next morning...
What a SLUT!
Slut indeed. I like your style. I've been known to do the same... especially if I've work that day"
I'm a respectable dirtiest perv you can imagine |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"... makes me wanna barf!
So many on the forum claim to:
- be completely honest all the time
- Never drink
- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living
- Never wear make up
- always answer every message
- always read profiles
- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"
- won't show naked bits
- hates others showing naked bits
- deplores cheaters...
Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.
Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!
I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad?
Really? Well I’ve drank gin tonight, I delete unsolicited messages and hardly ever answer messages "
Gin on a school night? Snap!!... answering messages is for pussies! I knew you were trouble the minute I laid eyes on your arse |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What makes me bad?
That thing I want to with your husband. "
You really need to incorporate more spam into that. I can't stress the importance of spam! |
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
Traffic land |
"... makes me wanna barf!
So many on the forum claim to:
- be completely honest all the time
- Never drink
- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living
- Never wear make up
- always answer every message
- always read profiles
- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"
- won't show naked bits
- hates others showing naked bits
- deplores cheaters...
Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.
Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!
I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad?
Really? Well I’ve drank gin tonight, I delete unsolicited messages and hardly ever answer messages
Gin on a school night? Snap!!... answering messages is for pussies! I knew you were trouble the minute I laid eyes on your arse "
Godammit. I have gin envy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"... makes me wanna barf!
So many on the forum claim to:
- be completely honest all the time
- Never drink
- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living
- Never wear make up
- always answer every message
- always read profiles
- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"
- won't show naked bits
- hates others showing naked bits
- deplores cheaters...
Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.
Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!
I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad?
Really? Well I’ve drank gin tonight, I delete unsolicited messages and hardly ever answer messages
Gin on a school night? Snap!!... answering messages is for pussies! I knew you were trouble the minute I laid eyes on your arse "
Haha I’m total trouble and I don’t care! I even slept in my makeup on Monday night on a meet and removed it Tuesday morning!
Sadly I have no more gin though  |
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"I don’t reply to all messages
I have had sex without a connection!! Yep just fucked because I wanted too and was horny!
My age is real.. (sorry no reason for it not to be)
I do wear make up
And my pics hide all the bits I don’t like!!
Im not perfect I have wobbly bits.. and if you don’t like them or me fine.. keep walking! "
Plenty of perfect bits I can see... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do they?
I wasn't aware that we had a temperance movement on Fabs....
You didn't answer my question. So 10 lashes for you wow free spanking lol.
I have a uniform and plastic Macs kink.
Plus I do enjoy water sports
And am just a big old TV submissive.
Who has done everything from wax , fire play to being wanked over by a load of guys at a club once lol"
You are just pure filth... Ever thought about spaghetti hoops? |
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"... makes me wanna barf!
So many on the forum claim to:
- be completely honest all the time
- Never drink
- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living
- Never wear make up
- always answer every message
- always read profiles
- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"
- won't show naked bits
- hates others showing naked bits
- deplores cheaters...
Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.
Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!
I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad? "
Bless me mother for I have sinned - repeatedly!! And frankly I bloody love it!  |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
"... makes me wanna barf!
So many on the forum claim to:
- be completely honest all the time - Yes I am then that way they know the type of person I am
- Never drink - I drink wine EVERY night, hell I even smoke!
- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living - Unfortunately I probably do look my age but try and delude myself
- Never wear make up - Wear a full face of make up when I walk out the door, I've been described on here as a 'china doll'
- always answer every message - After 10 years on here I ignore on average 98% of my messages
- always read profiles _ Yes I am guilty of this
- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection" - Guilty of this also
- won't show naked bits _ I show semi ie see through (how is that counted?)
- hates others showing naked bits - Yes I can be a snob on this matter
- deplores cheaters... - Yeap that is me also!
Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.
Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!
I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad? "
Hope that response makes you feel better  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I eat chocolate in bed there I've said it lol"
Chocolate in bed hasn't been allowed for months...not since I planted mine between hubby's bum cheeks while he was asleep... for a giggle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I eat chocolate in bed there I've said it lol
Chocolate in bed hasn't been allowed for months...not since I planted mine between hubby's bum cheeks while he was asleep... for a giggle "
Hehe  |
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
Traffic land |
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Godammit. I have gin envy
It’s your birthday why are you not drinking gin?  "
Bloody ran out 
Have had beer and an espresso martini.
Have Prosecco to help me pack...
(I will sit and drink Prosecco, chat shit and not pack  ) |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"... makes me wanna barf!
So many on the forum claim to:
- be completely honest all the time
- Never drink
- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living
- Never wear make up
- always answer every message
- always read profiles
- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"
- won't show naked bits
- hates others showing naked bits
- deplores cheaters...
Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.
Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!
I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad? "
But everything i say is 100%  true and 99% of that list is me  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Godammit. I have gin envy
It’s your birthday why are you not drinking gin?
Bloody ran out
Have had beer and an espresso martini.
Have Prosecco to help me pack...
(I will sit and drink Prosecco, chat shit and not pack )"
I would advise that's better than drinking shit and chatting prosecco |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"... makes me wanna barf!
So many on the forum claim to:
- be completely honest all the time
- Never drink
- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living
- Never wear make up
- always answer every message
- always read profiles
- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"
- won't show naked bits
- hates others showing naked bits
- deplores cheaters...
Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.
Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!
I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad?
But everything i say is 100% true and 99% of that list is me "
Aww c' mon seaside... live dangerously... just a little?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Godammit. I have gin envy
It’s your birthday why are you not drinking gin?
Bloody ran out
Have had beer and an espresso martini.
Have Prosecco to help me pack...
(I will sit and drink Prosecco, chat shit and not pack )"
I’m out of alcohol, thought of dialling alcohol but figured school night and that. Oh However I have some pimms but hardly any lemonade |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don’t reply to all messages
I have had sex without a connection!! Yep just fucked because I wanted too and was horny!
My age is real.. (sorry no reason for it not to be)
I do wear make up
And my pics hide all the bits I don’t like!!
Im not perfect I have wobbly bits.. and if you don’t like them or me fine.. keep walking! Plenty of perfect bits I can see..."
Sorry. Those sort of comments are banned from this thread. You wanna suck up and compliment someone find another thread buddy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Since returning ive tried my hardest to get a fuck but nobody seems to want to give one "
I'm all outta fucks too... unless you're a big built exotic looking chap (think Jason Momoa)... then you can have the fucks you want |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t reply to all messages
I have had sex without a connection!! Yep just fucked because I wanted too and was horny!
My age is real.. (sorry no reason for it not to be)
I do wear make up
And my pics hide all the bits I don’t like!!
Im not perfect I have wobbly bits.. and if you don’t like them or me fine.. keep walking! Plenty of perfect bits I can see...
Sorry. Those sort of comments are banned from this thread. You wanna suck up and compliment someone find another thread buddy "
Just to be clear I didn’t post in the thread to receive a compliment!! I get this thread isn’t for that!! |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"... makes me wanna barf!
So many on the forum claim to:
- be completely honest all the time
- Never drink
- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living
- Never wear make up
- always answer every message
- always read profiles
- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"
- won't show naked bits
- hates others showing naked bits
- deplores cheaters...
Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.
Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!
I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad?
But everything i say is 100% true and 99% of that list is me
Aww c' mon seaside... live dangerously... just a little? "
I do try but its just not in me
I need a nice ladey to help corrupt me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Since returning ive tried my hardest to get a fuck but nobody seems to want to give one
I'm all outta fucks too... unless you're a big built exotic looking chap (think Jason Momoa)... then you can have the fucks you want "
Oh aye... he's a fitty |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"So many on the forum claim to:
- be completely honest all the time"
Nope. Never claim to be.
"- Never drink"
I do sometimes.
"- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living"
I could probably knock a few years off and no-one would be any the wiser - and the only reason I didn't was because I didn't think to and couldn't be arsed to after I thought of it.
"- Never wear make up"
I sometimes do. Just not everyday (I refer you to my couldn't be arsed comment above).
"- always answer every message"
Not on your nelly. Even with filters on I still can't be arsed (I see a theme developing).
"- always read profiles"
That I do if it's someone I'm interested in. But I'm a speed reader so it's not exactly a hassle. And reading them doesn't mean I believe them...
"- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection""
One on one? Probably not. But put me in a group situation when I have the raging horn and am in the wanton zone and it's a different story.
"- won't show naked bits"
I will.
"- hates others showing naked bits"
Nope. That would be a tad hypocritical.
"- deplores cheaters..."
Life is complicated. People and their relationships are too. Cheaters vary in reasoning; a one size fits all approach doesn't work for me.
I also don't believe any of the above makes me bad. Just sensible. |
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"... makes me wanna barf!
So many on the forum claim to:
- be completely honest all the time
- Never drink
- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living
- Never wear make up
- always answer every message
- always read profiles
- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"
- won't show naked bits
- hates others showing naked bits
- deplores cheaters...
Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.
Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!
I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad? "
I pissed on a d*unk guy in a field once.
I also stole a parking metre. |
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"... makes me wanna barf!
So many on the forum claim to:
- be completely honest all the time
- Never drink
- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living
- Never wear make up
- always answer every message
- always read profiles
- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"
- won't show naked bits
- hates others showing naked bits
- deplores cheaters...
Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.
Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!
I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad?
I pissed on a d*unk guy in a field once.
I also stole a parking metre."
Please tell me that isn’t Red who posted that |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"... makes me wanna barf!
So many on the forum claim to:
- be completely honest all the time
- Never drink
- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living
- Never wear make up
- always answer every message
- always read profiles
- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"
- won't show naked bits
- hates others showing naked bits
- deplores cheaters...
Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.
Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!
I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad?
I pissed on a d*unk guy in a field once.
I also stole a parking metre.
Please tell me that isn’t Red who posted that "
Yeah it was, and she looks so innocent doesn't she |
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"... makes me wanna barf!
So many on the forum claim to:
- be completely honest all the time
- Never drink
- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living
- Never wear make up
- always answer every message
- always read profiles
- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"
- won't show naked bits
- hates others showing naked bits
- deplores cheaters...
Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.
Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!
I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad?
I pissed on a d*unk guy in a field once.
I also stole a parking metre.
Please tell me that isn’t Red who posted that
Yeah it was, and she looks so innocent doesn't she "
You’ll be punished |
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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago
somewhere |
"... makes me wanna barf!
So many on the forum claim to:
- be completely honest all the time
- Never drink
- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living
- Never wear make up
- always answer every message
- always read profiles
- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"
- won't show naked bits
- hates others showing naked bits
- deplores cheaters...
Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.
Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!
I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad?
I pissed on a d*unk guy in a field once.
I also stole a parking metre.
Please tell me that isn’t Red who posted that
Yeah it was, and she looks so innocent doesn't she
You’ll be punished "
That's what he's hoping for |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok, I admit it, I have sinned once or twice in the dim and distant past. It wasn't my fault though, I had an addiction.
(it works for the celebs)"
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"... makes me wanna barf!
So many on the forum claim to:
- be completely honest all the time
- Never drink
- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living
- Never wear make up
- always answer every message
- always read profiles
- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"
- won't show naked bits
- hates others showing naked bits
- deplores cheaters...
Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.
Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!
I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad?
I pissed on a d*unk guy in a field once.
I also stole a parking metre.
Please tell me that isn’t Red who posted that
Yeah it was, and she looks so innocent doesn't she
You’ll be punished
That's what he's hoping for "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"... makes me wanna barf!
Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!
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At least lead by example and show us all what a badass you are by naming a few people that inspired this thread |
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I'm bad in many ways, they help keep me somewhat balanced, so I'm not outweighed by the good-ish stuff.
I'm sometimes a voracious consumer of men, more cock than breaths taken - and not all with in-depth socials or much other than sexual attraction. That's for starters. |
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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago
'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks |
"... makes me wanna barf!
So many on the forum claim to:
- be completely honest all the time
- Never drink
- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living
- Never wear make up
- always answer every message
- always read profiles
- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"
- won't show naked bits
- hates others showing naked bits
- deplores cheaters...
Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.
Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!
I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad? "
That I'm half Betty Rizzo, half Cha Cha DiGregorio, with a touch of cherry sucking Marty Maraschino
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"... makes me wanna barf!
So many on the forum claim to:
- be completely honest all the time
- Never drink
- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living
- Never wear make up
- always answer every message
- always read profiles
- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"
- won't show naked bits
- hates others showing naked bits
- deplores cheaters...
Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.
Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!
I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad? "
Well I wouldn't know where to start and haven't got the time to list all my bad habits |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I rarely reply to messages, I do on occasion flash my bits, I can't be arsed with the gym and eat biscuits for breakfast.
I often do things without a connection to meet my own needs |
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By *ky19Man
over a year ago
Plymouth |
Errr I smoke? And only really started properly recently having been very on off before.
But I don't drink (just rarely) or do drugs (never and never will).
I use other peoples' milk in the fridge without asking? |
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"I eat chocolate in bed there I've said it lol
Chocolate in bed hasn't been allowed for months...not since I planted mine between hubby's bum cheeks while he was asleep... for a giggle "
I can lend you my bum cheeks any time |
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over a year ago
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"I rarely reply to messages, I do on occasion flash my bits, I can't be arsed with the gym and eat biscuits for breakfast.
I often do things without a connection to meet my own needs"
Phew, I nearly sent you a message you once, glad I didn’t bother |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"... makes me wanna barf!
So many on the forum claim to:
- be completely honest all the time
- Never drink
- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living
- Never wear make up
- always answer every message
- always read profiles
- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"
- won't show naked bits
- hates others showing naked bits
- deplores cheaters...
Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.
Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!
I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad? "
I push back
I break my own rules
And imme
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't drink alcohol (medication)
I've had very little wanton sex for the last few months.
I'm turning into a nun..help!"
Spring rolls work better than wontons...
You welcome |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"I can't drink alcohol (medication)
I've had very little wanton sex for the last few months.
I'm turning into a nun..help!
Spring rolls work better than wontons...
You welcome"
I could do with a decent spring roll... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad?
All sexual fantasies completed by the time i was 21 going 22 "
All of them? |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"I enjoy cock pictures
Now your box will be filled
I've never understood that. It's literally never happened to me when I make comments like that. "
Really, I wouldn't know as have never confessed to enjoying cock pictures publicly. Or are you just saying that to guarantee extra cock pictures? |
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"... makes me wanna barf!
So many on the forum claim to:
- be completely honest all the time
- Never drink
- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living
- Never wear make up
- always answer every message
- always read profiles
- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"
- won't show naked bits
- hates others showing naked bits
- deplores cheaters...
Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.
Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!
I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad? "
I love sinners. It's what makes the world interesting . I'm happy to meet any less than well behaved ladies. Being well behaved is just too boring |
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"I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad?
All sexual fantasies completed by the time i was 21 going 22
All of them? "
University is a hell of a drug |
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"I get my tits out when I shamelessly want a bit of fab attention.
I don't even reply to the well written thoughtful mails sometimes.
I drink. I wear make up. I eat shit food way more than I should and I never go to the gym.
I swear a fair amount and I'm sarcastic to the point of being bitchy at times.
I judge people on stupid things like the way they spell "discreet".
I'm not perfect nor pretend to be. I'm alright though.
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My kinda women |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I do what I want, couldn't really care what other people think on here.
If I've vagina pictures up, I seldom drink because I don't enjoy it. I don't always answer all my messages and yes I've gone to bed with make up on.
Do I care, no. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So go ahead and point your fingers... tell me who to fuck, is it them or her...but when will you see this as what i am...
an S.I.N.N.E.R
A NATURAL BORN SINNER!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well I drank wine last night, I wear makeup and have gone to bed with it still on. I have naked pics and enjoy looking at some cock pics. And I’ll fuck who I want at that time. Oh and my age is real x |
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"... makes me wanna barf!
So many on the forum claim to:
- be completely honest all the time
- Never drink
- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living
- Never wear make up
- always answer every message
- always read profiles
- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"
- won't show naked bits
- hates others showing naked bits
- deplores cheaters...
Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.
Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!
I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad? "
You've just decided me down to a tee,bloody knew I was a saint! |
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"... makes me wanna barf!
So many on the forum claim to:
- be completely honest all the time
- Never drink
- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living
- Never wear make up
- always answer every message
- always read profiles
- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"
- won't show naked bits
- hates others showing naked bits
- deplores cheaters...
Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.
Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!
I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad?
You've just decided me down to a tee,bloody knew I was a saint!"
Described for heavens sake. |
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I like to fuck
I have several regulars
I delete messages
I get a strange satisfaction of wearing weird socks to meets
I love not showering after a meet going to work the next day with dried cum on me |
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"I like to fuck
I have several regulars
I delete messages
I get a strange satisfaction of wearing weird socks to meets
I love not showering after a meet going to work the next day with dried cum on me "
Haha love this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like to fuck
I have several regulars
I delete messages
I get a strange satisfaction of wearing weird socks to meets
I love not showering after a meet going to work the next day with dried cum on me "
I'll get the train home smelling of sex, but I wash the cum off of my face and hair. |
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"I like to fuck
I have several regulars
I delete messages
I get a strange satisfaction of wearing weird socks to meets
I love not showering after a meet going to work the next day with dried cum on me
I'll get the train home smelling of sex, but I wash the cum off of my face and hair. "
well yes I do wash the visible places- after all i pretend to be all professional and stuff at work |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I do like threatening people with bites  when something is not as I want it. I'm going through lazy phases when my flat is one big mess and I definitely wear a lot of makeup.
Cute's sarcasm makes him bad.
And least but not last our joint love for Domino's
Kitten |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"... makes me wanna barf!
So many on the forum claim to:
- be completely honest all the time
- Never drink
- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living
- Never wear make up
- always answer every message
- always read profiles
- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"
- won't show naked bits
- hates others showing naked bits
- deplores cheaters...
Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.
Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!
I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad?
You've just decided me down to a tee,bloody knew I was a saint!"
I'm renaming you saint ignite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"... makes me wanna barf!
So many on the forum claim to:
- be completely honest all the time
- Never drink
- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living
- Never wear make up
- always answer every message
- always read profiles
- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"
- won't show naked bits
- hates others showing naked bits
- deplores cheaters...
Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.
Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!
I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad? "
Im naughty ... Honest |
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"I do like threatening people with bites when something is not as I want it. I'm going through lazy phases when my flat is one big mess and I definitely wear a lot of makeup.
Cute's sarcasm makes him bad.
And least but not last our joint love for Domino's
Kitten"
I think you two have become my favourite couple (well at least one of )
Purely for the love of dominos!
Speaking of.. i want one now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I drink.
I love naked pics.
I've fucked 2 guys at once and didn't have a connection with either of them.
Is that bad enough?"
Access granted. You brazen hussy! |
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"... makes me wanna barf!
So many on the forum claim to:
- be completely honest all the time
- Never drink
- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living
- Never wear make up
- always answer every message
- always read profiles
- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"
- won't show naked bits
- hates others showing naked bits
- deplores cheaters...
Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.
Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!
I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad?
You've just decided me down to a tee,bloody knew I was a saint!
I'm renaming you saint ignite"
Thankyou,I need someone to polish my halo now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm just stopping by to let you all know that:
My poo smells of roses
And
I burp rainbow drops
Are you the woman from that skittles advert??"
Noooooooooo I was asked to do it but they chose Morgan Freeman instead |
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"I'm just stopping by to let you all know that:
My poo smells of roses
And
I burp rainbow drops
Are you the woman from that skittles advert??
Noooooooooo I was asked to do it but they chose Morgan Freeman instead "
He is "god" so, cant really blame them. That and he is an extraordinary human being |
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