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"She was innocent for once x ![]() Dont get used to it! | |||
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"Ok I shall continue dickwad xx" Please do. X | |||
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"Evening all C it was good ta ![]() Did you do anything nice mate? | |||
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"Ok I shall continue dickwad xx Please do. X" If you insist x | |||
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"Evening all C it was good ta ![]() Meal with son then, pub with mates later I’m the evening. I’ll be in bed by 9 tonight I think ![]() | |||
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"Nets why wont the wine be in my kitchen much longer xx" I was going to come and swap it for a custard cream | |||
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"Nets why wont the wine be in my kitchen much longer xx I was going to come and swap it for a custard cream " Is that so x | |||
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"Evening all C it was good ta ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Evening all C it was good ta ![]() ![]() ![]() Piece of pee... 9.10pm ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hi all - again x" BBB xx | |||
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"Evening all C it was good ta ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I aint peeing on ya at any time ![]() | |||
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"Hi all - again x BBB xx" You ok? | |||
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"Hi all - again x" Hi booby x | |||
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"Hi all - again x" Evening ![]() | |||
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"Hi all - again x BBB xx You ok?" m Yeah good, you? x | |||
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"Hi all - again x Evening ![]() Hi suited, still busy? | |||
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"Hi all - again x BBB xx You ok?m Yeah good, you? x" I am good also x | |||
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"Hi all - again x Evening ![]() Doing some work and trying to flirt on here Failing at both lol | |||
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"Hi all - again x Evening ![]() I'll flirt with ya x | |||
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"Hi all - again x Evening ![]() Bring it on x | |||
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"Hi all - again x Evening ![]() Okey dokey - prepare yourself ..... | |||
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"Hi all - again x Evening ![]() I’m ready and waiting | |||
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"Hi all - again x Evening ![]() Go easy on him, Booby. He cries a lot.... esp when he cums ![]() | |||
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"Hi all - again x Evening ![]() Drink in hand? | |||
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"Hi all - again x Evening ![]() I’ve never called it a drink before ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hi all - again x Evening ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh does he have a name? | |||
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"Hi all - again x Evening ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I couldn’t possibly tell you in public ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hi all - again x Evening ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ok you can whisper in my ear another time x | |||
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"So I was in a presentation today, about 50 people in room, my managers and other members of staff. The font on the slides were small and the guy presenting says I'm really sorry about the size of this. What did I shout out? Can you guess? " I dread to think lol | |||
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"So I was in a presentation today, about 50 people in room, my managers and other members of staff. The font on the slides were small and the guy presenting says I'm really sorry about the size of this. What did I shout out? Can you guess? " Go on tell us x ![]() | |||
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"So I was in a presentation today, about 50 people in room, my managers and other members of staff. The font on the slides were small and the guy presenting says I'm really sorry about the size of this. What did I shout out? Can you guess? " Don't worry mate I've got the same problem ![]() | |||
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"Ah silence Kids settled in bed and a cuppa in piece is my fave time of the day " Beltin - enjoy it x | |||
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"So I was in a presentation today, about 50 people in room, my managers and other members of staff. The font on the slides were small and the guy presenting says I'm really sorry about the size of this. What did I shout out? Can you guess? " Coffee.... your presentation is wank ![]() | |||
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"Good evening all " Hey ginger one xx | |||
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"Good evening all Hey ginger one xx" Hey Kat ... how’s your day been | |||
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"So I was in a presentation today, about 50 people in room, my managers and other members of staff. The font on the slides were small and the guy presenting says I'm really sorry about the size of this. What did I shout out? Can you guess? Go on tell us x ![]() I said bet it's not the first time you've said that is it? Managers looked at me in disgust. Gonna get a warning I reckon. Ah well it's worth it. It's loreal I'm worth it. ![]() | |||
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"So I was in a presentation today, about 50 people in room, my managers and other members of staff. The font on the slides were small and the guy presenting says I'm really sorry about the size of this. What did I shout out? Can you guess? Go on tell us x ![]() ![]() Ha ha ha ![]() | |||
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"So I was in a presentation today, about 50 people in room, my managers and other members of staff. The font on the slides were small and the guy presenting says I'm really sorry about the size of this. What did I shout out? Can you guess? Go on tell us x ![]() ![]() Anything I would have said would have been far worse! ![]() | |||
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"So I was in a presentation today, about 50 people in room, my managers and other members of staff. The font on the slides were small and the guy presenting says I'm really sorry about the size of this. What did I shout out? Can you guess? Go on tell us x ![]() ![]() Ooopps x ![]() | |||
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"So I was in a presentation today, about 50 people in room, my managers and other members of staff. The font on the slides were small and the guy presenting says I'm really sorry about the size of this. What did I shout out? Can you guess? Go on tell us x ![]() ![]() ![]() Bloody Scally wag | |||
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"Good evening all Hey ginger one xx Hey Kat ... how’s your day been " Quiet got back from Manchester had a shower did the washing sorted kids tea hows yours xx | |||
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"Good evening all Hey ginger one xx Hey Kat ... how’s your day been Quiet got back from Manchester had a shower did the washing sorted kids tea hows yours xx" Just the usual day at work Hope you had fun in Manchester | |||
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"So I was in a presentation today, about 50 people in room, my managers and other members of staff. The font on the slides were small and the guy presenting says I'm really sorry about the size of this. What did I shout out? Can you guess? Go on tell us x ![]() ![]() ![]() You are the only scally round theae parts ![]() | |||
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"So I was in a presentation today, about 50 people in room, my managers and other members of staff. The font on the slides were small and the guy presenting says I'm really sorry about the size of this. What did I shout out? Can you guess? Go on tell us x ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You wish I was around your parts. ![]() | |||
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"Good evening all Hey ginger one xx Hey Kat ... how’s your day been Quiet got back from Manchester had a shower did the washing sorted kids tea hows yours xx Just the usual day at work Hope you had fun in Manchester " Yes was good fun x | |||
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"So I was in a presentation today, about 50 people in room, my managers and other members of staff. The font on the slides were small and the guy presenting says I'm really sorry about the size of this. What did I shout out? Can you guess? Go on tell us x ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Swatting the flies away ![]() | |||
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"Good evening all Hey ginger one xx Hey Kat ... how’s your day been Quiet got back from Manchester had a shower did the washing sorted kids tea hows yours xx Just the usual day at work Hope you had fun in Manchester Yes was good fun x" Good for you | |||
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"Good evening all Hey ginger one xx Hey Kat ... how’s your day been Quiet got back from Manchester had a shower did the washing sorted kids tea hows yours xx Just the usual day at work Hope you had fun in Manchester Yes was good fun x Good for you " The club is lovely hoping to go in June for a curvy Thursday night xx | |||
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"I'm full, I had a tasty healthy meal" What did you have xx | |||
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"Angel princess pap has arrived ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Don't forget delightful x | |||
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"Angel princess pap has arrived ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hi Pap how you doing? ![]() | |||
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"I'm full, I had a tasty healthy meal" There s no such thing. Yeh course there is. It's surprising I think it's all about how you cook. You can still have a gorgeous even without all the shit in it. ![]() | |||
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"Angel princess pap has arrived ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Good evening Pap | |||
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"Angel princess pap has arrived ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Thanks to Blue..lol x | |||
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"Angel princess pap has arrived ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hi Ginger ![]() | |||
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"Angel princess pap has arrived ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Alright ![]() | |||
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"Angel princess pap has arrived ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hows the wine dickwad xx" Fuckin sound Kat, going down like vimto. ![]() | |||
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"Hows the wine dickwad xx Fuckin sound Kat, going down like vimto. ![]() Hehe enjoy xx | |||
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"Hey all" Well hello my little cockwomble xx | |||
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"Hey all" Evening best x | |||
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"I need to get laid ![]() I'm sure you get lots of offers xx | |||
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"I need to get laid ![]() From guys I don't find attractive, always the fucking way lol xx | |||
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"I need to get laid ![]() What do you find attractive boo?xx | |||
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"I need to get laid ![]() Fuckin me | |||
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"I need to get laid ![]() Ahhhh ok x | |||
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"I need to get laid ![]() I offered lol | |||
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"I need to get laid ![]() I love guys with brown eyes, no idea why but just make me weak at the knees, intelligence, tattoos (good ones) geekiness and a great sense of humour I don't have a type really but damn brown eyes are amazing xx | |||
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"I need to get laid ![]() As I said I don't see you in that way and anyway I'd crush you ![]() | |||
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"Hi the sausage munch bunch lolx" Haha xx | |||
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"I need to get laid ![]() ![]() I play rugby andhad bigger than you on top of me lol | |||
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"So I had a monkey fag break today. " What's that Tele? | |||
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"Howdy!!! I popped to the shop for chocolate and came home with Vodka.. how good am I ![]() My kinda woman xx | |||
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"So I had a monkey fag break today. What's that Tele?" A wank in work. ![]() | |||
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"Actually folks... you're chatting to a real life rugby Union reference..ok ok I can only ref up to colts but bet you didn't know that!!! ![]() Learn something new every day xc | |||
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"Howdy!!! I popped to the shop for chocolate and came home with Vodka.. how good am I ![]() Smirnoff or wkd | |||
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"Actually folks... you're chatting to a real life rugby Union reference..ok ok I can only ref up to colts but bet you didn't know that!!! ![]() That's seriously impressive ![]() | |||
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"Actually folks... you're chatting to a real life rugby Union reference..ok ok I can only ref up to colts but bet you didn't know that!!! ![]() and I've played hooker twice | |||
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"Actually folks... you're chatting to a real life rugby Union reference..ok ok I can only ref up to colts but bet you didn't know that!!! ![]() ![]() Thank you ![]() | |||
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"Actually folks... you're chatting to a real life rugby Union reference..ok ok I can only ref up to colts but bet you didn't know that!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() so u going to progress to the men/womens game pap | |||
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"So I had a monkey fag break today. What's that Tele? A wank in work. ![]() You were thinking about me wasn't you ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Actually folks... you're chatting to a real life rugby Union reference..ok ok I can only ref up to colts but bet you didn't know that!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() No...too old now and different set of skills needed for them x | |||
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"So I had a monkey fag break today. What's that Tele? A wank in work. ![]() ![]() ![]() Yeh whilst having a bog mess monster - A legendary brown beast that curls it's body in at least 2 places. ![]() | |||
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"Howdy!!! I popped to the shop for chocolate and came home with Vodka.. how good am I ![]() Deffo Smirnoff ![]() | |||
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"So I had a monkey fag break today. What's that Tele? A wank in work. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Cheers for that...ya freak ![]() | |||
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"Howdy!!! I popped to the shop for chocolate and came home with Vodka.. how good am I ![]() Are you going to the BBW extravaganza in Chams in June? I've put my name down ![]() | |||
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"Howdy!!! I popped to the shop for chocolate and came home with Vodka.. how good am I ![]() ![]() 40%proof I bet | |||
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"Howdy!!! I popped to the shop for chocolate and came home with Vodka.. how good am I ![]() ![]() We are indeed staying over night xx | |||
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"Howdy!!! I popped to the shop for chocolate and came home with Vodka.. how good am I ![]() ![]() Me too ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I've just had something I haven't had in about 10 years. " A hard on? | |||
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"I've just had something I haven't had in about 10 years. A hard on?" No a bigsby piss. | |||
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"I've just had something I haven't had in about 10 years. A hard on? No a bigsby piss. " WTF is that? ![]() | |||
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"Evening" Evening ![]() | |||
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"I've just had something I haven't had in about 10 years. " cum in someone's box | |||
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"Yaaay more faces to see.. ![]() I couldn't see your name on the list xx | |||
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"Yaaay more faces to see.. ![]() hey miz x | |||
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"I've just had something I haven't had in about 10 years. A hard on? No a bigsby piss. WTF is that? ![]() To piss with such force one can place hands on hips. I usually sit down. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I've just had something I haven't had in about 10 years. A hard on? No a bigsby piss. " What’s that?? X | |||
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"Yaaay more faces to see.. ![]() Hey you.. you ok? | |||
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"Yaaay more faces to see.. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Yaaay more faces to see.. ![]() ![]() ![]() Ahhhhh ok x | |||
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"Yaaay more faces to see.. ![]() ![]() ![]() Just looked, she's not opened it Boo hoo xx | |||
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"I've just had something I haven't had in about 10 years. A hard on? No a bigsby piss. WTF is that? ![]() ![]() ![]() T M I x ![]() | |||
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"Yaaay more faces to see.. ![]() I'm grand x | |||
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"Yaaay more faces to see.. ![]() ![]() ![]() Just pop your name on the thread you will be added xx | |||
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"Yaaay more faces to see.. ![]() ![]() ![]() Will do it now xx | |||
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"Anyway chatters I'm hitting the hay night night x" night sausagex | |||
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"Anyway chatters I'm hitting the hay night night x" Night Kat x | |||
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"Ah the “joys” of auto correct i know them well Welcome to the thread Londoner " Auto correct strikes again. Apparently I do an awful lot of ducking too. | |||
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"Morning curvy hope you're feeling better x" In a fashion they’ve told me I’m on crutches for at least 4 weeks though x | |||
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"Ah the “joys” of auto correct i know them well Welcome to the thread Londoner Auto correct strikes again. Apparently I do an awful lot of ducking too. " Think My phone as Tourette’s for the random shit it comes out with ![]() | |||
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"Morning curvy hope you're feeling better x In a fashion they’ve told me I’m on crutches for at least 4 weeks though x " I'll volunteer ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hi B.B. and James x " Hi mama | |||
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"Morning curvy hope you're feeling better x In a fashion they’ve told me I’m on crutches for at least 4 weeks though x I'll volunteer ![]() ![]() Yes unfortunately it’s the latter - this things we do for our kids. ![]() | |||
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"Morning curvy hope you're feeling better x In a fashion they’ve told me I’m on crutches for at least 4 weeks though x I'll volunteer ![]() ![]() ![]() Like me you'd do the same thing again if you had to x | |||
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"Morning ladies and gents xx" Morning | |||
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"Good morning everyone x " Good morning ![]() | |||
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"Good morning ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hi hello x | |||
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"Good morning treacles.... Please feel free to send me lots of fab love and smiles please it’s going to be a LONG day" I have no love or smiles.... tit flash do? | |||
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"Good morning treacles.... Please feel free to send me lots of fab love and smiles please it’s going to be a LONG day I have no love or smiles.... tit flash do?" Yeah that will do ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Morning all. ![]() Hello boo.. have a great day ![]() | |||
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"Morning chatters xx" Morning Kat, hope you picked up a smile from my earlier post ![]() | |||
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"Morning all. ![]() ![]() Thanks, you too ![]() | |||
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"Morning chatters xx Morning Kat, hope you picked up a smile from my earlier post ![]() They did indeed see pervious comment xx | |||
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"Hello angie ![]() Yes thank you, how are you? X | |||
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"Hello angie ![]() Happy to be off today ![]() | |||
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"Good morning treacles.... Please feel free to send me lots of fab love and smiles please it’s going to be a LONG day" Morning suited, a few smiles on their way x ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Morning all. ![]() Hi booboo x | |||
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"Morning chatters xx" Morning Kat x | |||
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