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How do you mend a broken heart
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over a year ago
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No such thing as a quick fix for this.
It would have to have been a genuine hurt to make it pain so much. You need to grieve for the loss before the sorrow gives away to the future - and the next good ride |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"No such thing as a quick fix for this.
It would have to have been a genuine hurt to make it pain so much. You need to grieve for the loss before the sorrow gives away to the future - and the next good ride"
I know this but it’s shit, I want it gone now! But thanks for the kind words.x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dont know but on the forums list when I saw this thread the next one was prostitutes so maybe that worth a try.....
I have hands! "
I honestly dont think people hire them for their hands 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tie the offending individual to a tree wearing just his underpants, cover him in honey (making sure to put your hand down his pants and spread loads on his goolies), then watch from a distance through binoculars as the ants crawl up his legs and the wasps swarm around his nipples.
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Perform a 'been dumped tribute'. It's slightly like the photo tribute one may read about on here.
What's different is that having found a photo of your ex, preferably open mouthed, you place it face up on the surface of the water in your toilet. Having prepared yourself suitably for the day or so before, you will be ready for the 2nd movement of the performance. Now sit, relax and dump whatever you've got within, be that splashy depth charges or uncoiling a massive draught excluder of soft stool into Mr's gaping gob. This should be accompanied by you loudly singing 'I'm going to flush that man right out of my arse and send him on his way'.
Then it's just a swift wipe of your starfish, a quick turn of the cistern handle and hey presto! You've dumped the dumper and it's time to get out there and get you some.
Bon chance! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cake , good friends , alcohol (if you drink) and a good night out with your girlfriends.
Sending hugs x  "
Thank Hun. I night out is commmg. Hopefully I won’t feel so shit nothing worse for me than alcohol and being upset. This is the only time I truely avaoid drinking and I need a bloody drink! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Tie the offending individual to a tree wearing just his underpants, cover him in honey (making sure to put your hand down his pants and spread loads on his goolies), then watch from a distance through binoculars as the ants crawl up his legs and the wasps swarm around his nipples.
XXX"
Lol, I’m hurting I don’t hate him! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Perform a 'been dumped tribute'. It's slightly like the photo tribute one may read about on here.
What's different is that having found a photo of your ex, preferably open mouthed, you place it face up on the surface of the water in your toilet. Having prepared yourself suitably for the day or so before, you will be ready for the 2nd movement of the performance. Now sit, relax and dump whatever you've got within, be that splashy depth charges or uncoiling a massive draught excluder of soft stool into Mr's gaping gob. This should be accompanied by you loudly singing 'I'm going to flush that man right out of my arse and send him on his way'.
Then it's just a swift wipe of your starfish, a quick turn of the cistern handle and hey presto! You've dumped the dumper and it's time to get out there and get you some.
Bon chance! "
Euwwww lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bit of Dolly Parton or Chaka Khan
Haagaan Daaaaz ice cream
12 pack of AA batteries for the mid wallow horn
Bottle of Gin/Vodka
CD of Saddest Lovesongs Ever
Mansize pack of Kleenex
Some Optrex for puffy eyes
The speedial number for your nearest Assassin
A good alibi
That, my sweet, is all you need x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Bit of Dolly Parton or Chaka Khan
Haagaan Daaaaz ice cream
12 pack of AA batteries for the mid wallow horn
Bottle of Gin/Vodka
CD of Saddest Lovesongs Ever
Mansize pack of Kleenex
Some Optrex for puffy eyes
The speedial number for your nearest Assassin
A good alibi
That, my sweet, is all you need x"
 
Mwah |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Gorilla glue
And buy a dog, or steal one.
Don’t get a cat, they just don’t give a fuck. They’re using little fuckers. They act like you’re their BFF till you feed them, then they fuck off. "
Don’t all spinster woman own cats? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The best way to get over someone is to get under someone.
Thank me later "
Hahahaha lover boy. If it was that simple for me I’d have done it already. I so wish my mind was able to work by that. Sadly my pathetic heart disagrees right now. Bridget Jones And DIY for me until the spell passes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There is no quick fix.... try ALL of the above but then it’s just time!!! Boring and as cliche as it sounds it really is!!!
And on those mega shit awful days when the pain is bloody horrendous just breathe and distract yourself go out and get fresh air... ring a friend whatever... Moan to all us here!!!
Hugs lovely it will get better xxx |
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"Gorilla glue
And buy a dog, or steal one.
Don’t get a cat, they just don’t give a fuck. They’re using little fuckers. They act like you’re their BFF till you feed them, then they fuck off.
Don’t all spinster woman own cats? "
Only the ones that smell of cat piss....... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thanks guys. All advice taken and greatfully received.
If I can’t An instant fix and can’t shag strangers for the hell of it I’ve found the next best thing.
I have an ex Don who I remained friends with over the year. He know my sub body inside out and he offered to sort out that half of my dilemma. The idea of no good sex it’s equally as painful as the broken heart. I’m 50% fines already |
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