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over a year ago
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You’re trying to push your bollocks up her arse?!
Am I following this? Or you’re saying “arse!” because you can’t fit your bollocks in her mouth?
Help, I genuinely want to understand.  |
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"You’re trying to push your bollocks up her arse?!
Am I following this? Or you’re saying “arse!” because you can’t fit your bollocks in her mouth?
Help, I genuinely want to understand. "
Same here! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not what I was expecting from the thread title! I had visions of a guy hollowing out a victoria sponge so he could pop his balls in there."
What a waste of cake |
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It's the 'standard stuff'(from the OP's first message) which is concerning me: is everyone else stuffing their chicken(so to speak)of current choice with rounded man meat as a normal sexual practice as opposed to using their cock/fingers/tongue/various other things(excluding bollocks)?
Following this, if I just use my cock/finger/tongue/various other things does this make me a deviant? Finally?
Woo! - Thank god for logic.. |
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over a year ago
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"Not what I was expecting from the thread title! I had visions of a guy hollowing out a victoria sponge so he could pop his balls in there."
I’ve seen a pic of a hollowed out apple with the cock as a core.
OP is saying about her arse, if he’s trying to get his bollocks in , I think that he might be doing it wrong . |
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"Not what I was expecting from the thread title! I had visions of a guy hollowing out a victoria sponge so he could pop his balls in there.
I’ve seen a pic of a hollowed out apple with the cock as a core.
OP is saying about her arse, if he’s trying to get his bollocks in , I think that he might be doing it wrong . "
I think it's possible that he defines cakehole differently to me |
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"Not what I was expecting from the thread title! I had visions of a guy hollowing out a victoria sponge so he could pop his balls in there.
I’ve seen a pic of a hollowed out apple with the cock as a core.
OP is saying about her arse, if he’s trying to get his bollocks in , I think that he might be doing it wrong .
I think it's possible that he defines cakehole differently to me "
You think he’s doing it wrong but whatever you’ve taken to defining is clearly different to the OP. The old cakehoke is, in outer Hebridean, a square pot with round holes traditionally used for distillation. ‘Cake’ is used as the pot when in its heat source resembles a cake in its dimensions while ‘hoke’ or, phonetically, ho-kay refers directly to the dance where one would put ones left foot in, primarily, before swiftly removing it and replacing It with the right foot. It’s not uncommon for islanders to do the cake hokey followed by a quick y before turning all about.... for those previously unclear..... that’s what it’s all about! |
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"Not what I was expecting from the thread title! I had visions of a guy hollowing out a victoria sponge so he could pop his balls in there.
I’ve seen a pic of a hollowed out apple with the cock as a core.
OP is saying about her arse, if he’s trying to get his bollocks in , I think that he might be doing it wrong .
I think it's possible that he defines cakehole differently to me "
I always understood cakehole to be the mouth |
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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago
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"For morning chortles, this thread is definitely worth a gander.  "
Oh dear, that just reminded me of the worst joke I ever heard...
Whats the definition of propaganda?
A Cockney taking a real good look... |
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"Not what I was expecting from the thread title! I had visions of a guy hollowing out a victoria sponge so he could pop his balls in there.
I’ve seen a pic of a hollowed out apple with the cock as a core.
OP is saying about her arse, if he’s trying to get his bollocks in , I think that he might be doing it wrong .
I think it's possible that he defines cakehole differently to me I always understood cakehole to be the mouth"
You've misread - it's 'cakehoke' it's something different. |
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