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over a year ago
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"Agreed, but if they've got a nice pair of tits or a cracking arse then all the better. 
So superficial. "
They obviously need the beautiful personality too. *Cough*  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It costs nothing to be kind and curtious to people!!! Although unfortunately on this site it goes a miss and people become self absorbed and sometimes just bloody rude!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I ignored the Hot guys one, ignored the hot ladies one too but
Saying ello in this one 
Is this a thread for undesirables?
That's how I read it  "
Well, no one wants to date me so this must be the place for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It costs nothing to be kind and curtious to people!!! Although unfortunately on this site it goes a miss and people become self absorbed and sometimes just bloody rude!
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Agreed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Finally!
Gotta be at least a dozen or so who arn't so focused on appearance.
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It wasn’t your appearance that attracted me.
It was facing your bum, whilst you’re suspended upside down.
I’m still trying to work out how you got up there
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"Well I ignored the Hot guys one, ignored the hot ladies one too but
Saying ello in this one
Is this a thread for undesirables?
That's how I read it
Well, no one wants to date me so this must be the place for me "
Nooooo it’s saving the best thread (this one) till last |
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"The hot ones not replying to your mails then, OP? I’ve sent 3.
Try another one, persistence is key I’ve tried ‘giz’ and ‘ya’ and ‘wife’ so I’m a bit stuck now. "
and they were over the course of 2 weeks cos I didn’t want to appear too keen or pushy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"True beauty is in the spirit i find.. 
What have you done with the real Clem?
I'm giving "fabnice" a trial. You know, saying what they want to hear in order to get my end away.  "
It’s turned me right off you. You know I value authenticity. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"True beauty is in the spirit i find.. "
Although I guess you saying that with tongue in cheek I agree, unfortunately though I think that's a long time impression and modern society/Fab is short time impression.  |
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"True beauty is in the spirit i find..
What have you done with the real Clem?
I'm giving "fabnice" a trial. You know, saying what they want to hear in order to get my end away.
It’s turned me right off you. You know I value authenticity. "
Don’t worry , he was probably typing as he struggled with a particularly troublesome log while dropping the kids off at the pool .
He will soon return and normal service will be resumed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"True beauty is in the spirit i find..
What have you done with the real Clem?
I'm giving "fabnice" a trial. You know, saying what they want to hear in order to get my end away.
It’s turned me right off you. You know I value authenticity.
Don’t worry , he was probably typing as he struggled with a particularly troublesome log while dropping the kids off at the pool .
He will soon return and normal service will be resumed "
Thank fuck for that! There’s only so many fertile years I have left for a Clem-breeding  |
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"True beauty is in the spirit i find..
What have you done with the real Clem?
I'm giving "fabnice" a trial. You know, saying what they want to hear in order to get my end away.
It’s turned me right off you. You know I value authenticity.
Don’t worry , he was probably typing as he struggled with a particularly troublesome log while dropping the kids off at the pool .
He will soon return and normal service will be resumed "
It was actually quite an easy lay. Keeping fluids levels up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"True beauty is in the spirit i find..
What have you done with the real Clem?
I'm giving "fabnice" a trial. You know, saying what they want to hear in order to get my end away.
It’s turned me right off you. You know I value authenticity.
Don’t worry , he was probably typing as he struggled with a particularly troublesome log while dropping the kids off at the pool .
He will soon return and normal service will be resumed
It was actually quite an easy lay. Keeping fluids levels up. "
Flax seeds are good for poo evacuation, apparently. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"True beauty is in the spirit i find..
What have you done with the real Clem?
I'm giving "fabnice" a trial. You know, saying what they want to hear in order to get my end away.
It’s turned me right off you. You know I value authenticity.
Don’t worry , he was probably typing as he struggled with a particularly troublesome log while dropping the kids off at the pool .
He will soon return and normal service will be resumed
It was actually quite an easy lay. Keeping fluids levels up.
Flax seeds are good for poo evacuation, apparently. "
And psyllium husks. Was just talking about constipation with another Fabber.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"True beauty is in the spirit i find..
What have you done with the real Clem?
I'm giving "fabnice" a trial. You know, saying what they want to hear in order to get my end away.
It’s turned me right off you. You know I value authenticity.
Don’t worry , he was probably typing as he struggled with a particularly troublesome log while dropping the kids off at the pool .
He will soon return and normal service will be resumed
It was actually quite an easy lay. Keeping fluids levels up.
Flax seeds are good for poo evacuation, apparently.
And psyllium husks. Was just talking about constipation with another Fabber.
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Where would you get them? More importantly, what do they taste like? |
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"True beauty is in the spirit i find..
What have you done with the real Clem?
I'm giving "fabnice" a trial. You know, saying what they want to hear in order to get my end away.
It’s turned me right off you. You know I value authenticity.
Don’t worry , he was probably typing as he struggled with a particularly troublesome log while dropping the kids off at the pool .
He will soon return and normal service will be resumed
It was actually quite an easy lay. Keeping fluids levels up.
Flax seeds are good for poo evacuation, apparently.
And psyllium husks. Was just talking about constipation with another Fabber.
Where would you get them? More importantly, what do they taste like?"
A heath shop ...
And they taste of nothing , having the texture of wallpaper paste if you mix them with water .
Gross things , but nonetheless very useful , although it seems Clem doesn’t need them |
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"True beauty is in the spirit i find..
What have you done with the real Clem?
I'm giving "fabnice" a trial. You know, saying what they want to hear in order to get my end away.
It’s turned me right off you. You know I value authenticity.
Don’t worry , he was probably typing as he struggled with a particularly troublesome log while dropping the kids off at the pool .
He will soon return and normal service will be resumed
It was actually quite an easy lay. Keeping fluids levels up.
Flax seeds are good for poo evacuation, apparently. "
And bum fun. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"True beauty is in the spirit i find..
What have you done with the real Clem?
I'm giving "fabnice" a trial. You know, saying what they want to hear in order to get my end away.
It’s turned me right off you. You know I value authenticity.
Don’t worry , he was probably typing as he struggled with a particularly troublesome log while dropping the kids off at the pool .
He will soon return and normal service will be resumed
It was actually quite an easy lay. Keeping fluids levels up.
Flax seeds are good for poo evacuation, apparently.
And psyllium husks. Was just talking about constipation with another Fabber.
Where would you get them? More importantly, what do they taste like?"
Pill form, health food shop - so you don’t have to taste. Especially useful when doing Atkins type non carb high protein eating. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"True beauty is in the spirit i find..
What have you done with the real Clem?
I'm giving "fabnice" a trial. You know, saying what they want to hear in order to get my end away.
It’s turned me right off you. You know I value authenticity.
Don’t worry , he was probably typing as he struggled with a particularly troublesome log while dropping the kids off at the pool .
He will soon return and normal service will be resumed
It was actually quite an easy lay. Keeping fluids levels up.
Flax seeds are good for poo evacuation, apparently.
And psyllium husks. Was just talking about constipation with another Fabber.
Where would you get them? More importantly, what do they taste like?
A heath shop ...
And they taste of nothing , having the texture of wallpaper paste if you mix them with water .
Gross things , but nonetheless very useful , although it seems Clem doesn’t need them "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"True beauty is in the spirit i find..
What have you done with the real Clem?
I'm giving "fabnice" a trial. You know, saying what they want to hear in order to get my end away.
It’s turned me right off you. You know I value authenticity.
Don’t worry , he was probably typing as he struggled with a particularly troublesome log while dropping the kids off at the pool .
He will soon return and normal service will be resumed
It was actually quite an easy lay. Keeping fluids levels up.
Flax seeds are good for poo evacuation, apparently.
And psyllium husks. Was just talking about constipation with another Fabber.
Where would you get them? More importantly, what do they taste like?
Pill form, health food shop - so you don’t have to taste. Especially useful when doing Atkins type non carb high protein eating. "
My son has just put us on the opposite of the Atkins diet. He keeps watching US documentaries about diet. I don't know if my bowels can take so much "health" food. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"True beauty is in the spirit i find..
What have you done with the real Clem?
I'm giving "fabnice" a trial. You know, saying what they want to hear in order to get my end away.
It’s turned me right off you. You know I value authenticity.
Don’t worry , he was probably typing as he struggled with a particularly troublesome log while dropping the kids off at the pool .
He will soon return and normal service will be resumed
It was actually quite an easy lay. Keeping fluids levels up.
Flax seeds are good for poo evacuation, apparently.
And bum fun. "
If you use plenty of spit. |
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"True beauty is in the spirit i find..
What have you done with the real Clem?
I'm giving "fabnice" a trial. You know, saying what they want to hear in order to get my end away.
It’s turned me right off you. You know I value authenticity.
Don’t worry , he was probably typing as he struggled with a particularly troublesome log while dropping the kids off at the pool .
He will soon return and normal service will be resumed
It was actually quite an easy lay. Keeping fluids levels up.
Flax seeds are good for poo evacuation, apparently.
And psyllium husks. Was just talking about constipation with another Fabber.
Where would you get them? More importantly, what do they taste like?
Pill form, health food shop - so you don’t have to taste. Especially useful when doing Atkins type non carb high protein eating.
My son has just put us on the opposite of the Atkins diet. He keeps watching US documentaries about diet. I don't know if my bowels can take so much "health" food. "
So shedloads of carbs and no protein ?
Wow ... that’s cool if you like carbs ( who doesn’t ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"True beauty is in the spirit i find..
What have you done with the real Clem?
I'm giving "fabnice" a trial. You know, saying what they want to hear in order to get my end away.
It’s turned me right off you. You know I value authenticity.
Don’t worry , he was probably typing as he struggled with a particularly troublesome log while dropping the kids off at the pool .
He will soon return and normal service will be resumed
It was actually quite an easy lay. Keeping fluids levels up.
Flax seeds are good for poo evacuation, apparently.
And psyllium husks. Was just talking about constipation with another Fabber.
Where would you get them? More importantly, what do they taste like?
Pill form, health food shop - so you don’t have to taste. Especially useful when doing Atkins type non carb high protein eating.
My son has just put us on the opposite of the Atkins diet. He keeps watching US documentaries about diet. I don't know if my bowels can take so much "health" food.
So shedloads of carbs and no protein ?
Wow ... that’s cool if you like carbs ( who doesn’t ) "
If I carbed out I’d end up laying down for a snooze and never moving again. Actually bollocks, the love of carbs got me where I am and .... zzzzzzzzzzzzz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need definitions for:
- beautiful
- personality
- spirit
and, maybe
- true."
Think of a slice of chocolate cake, perfect in every way, infinitely vast, occupying all of space and time, but still utterly delicious |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need definitions for:
- beautiful
- personality
- spirit
and, maybe
- true.
Good luck with that Clem
I suspect I won't fit the bill but he likes my tits.
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They are good tits |
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"I need definitions for:
- beautiful
- personality
- spirit
and, maybe
- true.
Good luck with that Clem
I suspect I won't fit the bill but he likes my tits.
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Definition, is in the eye of the boobholder. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"True beauty is in the spirit i find..
What have you done with the real Clem?
I'm giving "fabnice" a trial. You know, saying what they want to hear in order to get my end away.
It’s turned me right off you. You know I value authenticity.
Don’t worry , he was probably typing as he struggled with a particularly troublesome log while dropping the kids off at the pool .
He will soon return and normal service will be resumed
It was actually quite an easy lay. Keeping fluids levels up.
Flax seeds are good for poo evacuation, apparently.
And psyllium husks. Was just talking about constipation with another Fabber.
Where would you get them? More importantly, what do they taste like?
Pill form, health food shop - so you don’t have to taste. Especially useful when doing Atkins type non carb high protein eating.
My son has just put us on the opposite of the Atkins diet. He keeps watching US documentaries about diet. I don't know if my bowels can take so much "health" food.
So shedloads of carbs and no protein ?
Wow ... that’s cool if you like carbs ( who doesn’t ) "
Very little meat. Protein from other sources. No fat and shit loads of veg. He wants a no meat day every few days. Minimum fat and sugar too.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I need definitions for:
- beautiful
- personality
- spirit
and, maybe
- true.
Think of a slice of chocolate cake, perfect in every way, infinitely vast, occupying all of space and time, but still utterly delicious "
Who has the personality of a chocolate cake? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need definitions for:
- beautiful
- personality
- spirit
and, maybe
- true.
Good luck with that Clem
I suspect I won't fit the bill but he likes my tits.
Definition, is in the eye of the boobholder."
Actually made me snort.
Glosswingers, I think by god he’s done it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need definitions for:
- beautiful
- personality
- spirit
and, maybe
- true.
Think of a slice of chocolate cake, perfect in every way, infinitely vast, occupying all of space and time, but still utterly delicious
Who has the personality of a chocolate cake? "
You can find plenty of fruit cakes on here will that do? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need definitions for:
- beautiful
- personality
- spirit
and, maybe
- true.
Think of a slice of chocolate cake, perfect in every way, infinitely vast, occupying all of space and time, but still utterly delicious
Who has the personality of a chocolate cake?
You can find plenty of fruit cakes on here will that do? "
Why are they called fruit cakes? |
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"I need definitions for:
- beautiful
- personality
- spirit
and, maybe
- true.
Good luck with that Clem
I suspect I won't fit the bill but he likes my tits.
"
I’m pretty sure he was alluding more towards this - those who don’t have the looks ( or physical attributes ) that command attention , are the truly beautiful people as they have the most delightful personalities and that this is the spirit of fab he’s now embracing .
So the fact that he likes your tits no longer matters |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I need definitions for:
- beautiful
- personality
- spirit
and, maybe
- true.
Good luck with that Clem
I suspect I won't fit the bill but he likes my tits.
Definition, is in the eye of the boobholder."
You've never held my boobs. Have you?  |
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"True beauty is in the spirit i find..
What have you done with the real Clem?
I'm giving "fabnice" a trial. You know, saying what they want to hear in order to get my end away.
It’s turned me right off you. You know I value authenticity.
Don’t worry , he was probably typing as he struggled with a particularly troublesome log while dropping the kids off at the pool .
He will soon return and normal service will be resumed
It was actually quite an easy lay. Keeping fluids levels up.
Flax seeds are good for poo evacuation, apparently.
And psyllium husks. Was just talking about constipation with another Fabber.
Where would you get them? More importantly, what do they taste like?
Pill form, health food shop - so you don’t have to taste. Especially useful when doing Atkins type non carb high protein eating.
My son has just put us on the opposite of the Atkins diet. He keeps watching US documentaries about diet. I don't know if my bowels can take so much "health" food.
So shedloads of carbs and no protein ?
Wow ... that’s cool if you like carbs ( who doesn’t )
Very little meat. Protein from other sources. No fat and shit loads of veg. He wants a no meat day every few days. Minimum fat and sugar too.
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Sounds good , and may be useful for me as I recently had a heart attack |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I need definitions for:
- beautiful
- personality
- spirit
and, maybe
- true.
Good luck with that Clem
I suspect I won't fit the bill but he likes my tits.
I’m pretty sure he was alluding more towards this - those who don’t have the looks ( or physical attributes ) that command attention , are the truly beautiful people as they have the most delightful personalities and that this is the spirit of fab he’s now embracing .
So the fact that he likes your tits no longer matters "
Even though they look like Keala Settle's in that purple dress? In fact, I think I look a lot like her, including the beard.
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"I need definitions for:
- beautiful
- personality
- spirit
and, maybe
- true.
Good luck with that Clem
I suspect I won't fit the bill but he likes my tits.
I’m pretty sure he was alluding more towards this - those who don’t have the looks ( or physical attributes ) that command attention , are the truly beautiful people as they have the most delightful personalities and that this is the spirit of fab he’s now embracing .
So the fact that he likes your tits no longer matters
Even though they look like Keala Settle's in that purple dress? In fact, I think I look a lot like her, including the beard.
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Just boss me about and I'll be putty in your hands.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"True beauty is in the spirit i find..
What have you done with the real Clem?
I'm giving "fabnice" a trial. You know, saying what they want to hear in order to get my end away.
It’s turned me right off you. You know I value authenticity.
Don’t worry , he was probably typing as he struggled with a particularly troublesome log while dropping the kids off at the pool .
He will soon return and normal service will be resumed
It was actually quite an easy lay. Keeping fluids levels up.
Flax seeds are good for poo evacuation, apparently.
And psyllium husks. Was just talking about constipation with another Fabber.
Where would you get them? More importantly, what do they taste like?
Pill form, health food shop - so you don’t have to taste. Especially useful when doing Atkins type non carb high protein eating.
My son has just put us on the opposite of the Atkins diet. He keeps watching US documentaries about diet. I don't know if my bowels can take so much "health" food.
So shedloads of carbs and no protein ?
Wow ... that’s cool if you like carbs ( who doesn’t )
Very little meat. Protein from other sources. No fat and shit loads of veg. He wants a no meat day every few days. Minimum fat and sugar too.
Sounds good , and may be useful for me as I recently had a heart attack "
Possibly. I'm going to give it an earnest go though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need definitions for:
- beautiful
- personality
- spirit
and, maybe
- true.
Think of a slice of chocolate cake, perfect in every way, infinitely vast, occupying all of space and time, but still utterly delicious
Who has the personality of a chocolate cake?
You can find plenty of fruit cakes on here will that do?
Why are they called fruit cakes? "
Because they a few slices short of a bread and butter pudding |
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"True beauty is in the spirit i find..
What have you done with the real Clem?
I'm giving "fabnice" a trial. You know, saying what they want to hear in order to get my end away.
It’s turned me right off you. You know I value authenticity.
Don’t worry , he was probably typing as he struggled with a particularly troublesome log while dropping the kids off at the pool .
He will soon return and normal service will be resumed
It was actually quite an easy lay. Keeping fluids levels up.
Flax seeds are good for poo evacuation, apparently.
And psyllium husks. Was just talking about constipation with another Fabber.
Where would you get them? More importantly, what do they taste like?
Pill form, health food shop - so you don’t have to taste. Especially useful when doing Atkins type non carb high protein eating.
My son has just put us on the opposite of the Atkins diet. He keeps watching US documentaries about diet. I don't know if my bowels can take so much "health" food.
So shedloads of carbs and no protein ?
Wow ... that’s cool if you like carbs ( who doesn’t )
Very little meat. Protein from other sources. No fat and shit loads of veg. He wants a no meat day every few days. Minimum fat and sugar too.
Sounds good , and may be useful for me as I recently had a heart attack
Possibly. I'm going to give it an earnest go though. "
Good luck with it ...
And apologies to Clem and Lickety for interrupting a blossoming romance |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
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And apologies to Clem and Lickety for interrupting a blossoming romance "
It doesn't have the strength of the Trump/Macron romance. I'll keep spamming his inbox and see what happens. |
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And apologies to Clem and Lickety for interrupting a blossoming romance
It doesn't have the strength of the Trump/Macron romance. I'll keep spamming his inbox and see what happens. "
Just seen that on the news .... proper cringeworthy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And apologies to Clem and Lickety for interrupting a blossoming romance
It doesn't have the strength of the Trump/Macron romance. I'll keep spamming his inbox and see what happens. "
He likes spam in his inbox  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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And apologies to Clem and Lickety for interrupting a blossoming romance
It doesn't have the strength of the Trump/Macron romance. I'll keep spamming his inbox and see what happens.
He likes spam in his inbox "
I just snorted whilst in the back of a taxi reading that. |
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By *r SxxMan
over a year ago
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Hellooooo
I think i have a good personality (i have to make up for being odd looking!)
Definitely find a fun and friendly personality the most attractive thing - I am also mega chatty so it helps with that |
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"I definitely prefer people with good personalities. Being lovely is fucking important. I don't want to generalise - who does? - but all physically beautiful have terrible personalities. Terrible."
So you don't want to generalise and then say all physically beautiful people have terrible personalities .... what utter nonsense !  |
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"I definitely prefer people with good personalities. Being lovely is fucking important. I don't want to generalise - who does? - but all physically beautiful have terrible personalities. Terrible.
So you don't want to generalise and then say all physically beautiful people have terrible personalities .... what utter nonsense ! "
Of course it's nonsense. Self-parody. Hence the laughing smilies. X |
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