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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Arrogance
Ignorance
Bad grammar
Adults who overindulge Children
Loud eaters
People who sniff instead of blowing their nose
People who are cruel to animals
Being on the phone whilst driving.
Moaning about this site.
That's just a start.
Jem
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By *ax1971Man
over a year ago
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"Arrogance
Ignorance
Bad grammar
Adults who overindulge Children
Loud eaters
People who sniff instead of blowing their nose
People who are cruel to animals
Being on the phone whilst driving.
Moaning about this site.
That's just a start.
Jem
That's not a pet hate....
It's a zoo. .. lol. ..xx
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Arrogance
Ignorance
Bad grammar
Adults who overindulge Children
Loud eaters
People who sniff instead of blowing their nose
People who are cruel to animals
Being on the phone whilst driving.
Moaning about this site.
That's just a start.
Jem
That's not a pet hate....
It's a zoo. .. lol. ..xx
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Any type of posh restaurant or poncy bars . Here's why ..... A few years ago I went to a wedding miles away from home . So the groom had us all booked in to a hotel . Fair enough. That was until I made the fatal mistake of dining there the following day . Well alarm bells should have rang when upon noticing that several dishes I'd never heard of started at the princely sum of £35 . But I thought ok it's a one off and even though i was clearly out of place in an establishment such as this I gave it a whirl and ordered beef compote and fries . Well . What I actually , unwittingly had ordered was a plate of shit designed to be consumed by a dwarf . It said fries on the menu . They weren't wrong . There were 4 . Yes that's not a typo . 4 Chips . Arranged in a waffle type pattern to disguise the fact that it wouldn't fill up a malnourished mouse. And as for the beef thingamejig I can only describe it as shit in a bowl . I left and went to McDonald's  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Arrogance
Ignorance
Bad grammar
Adults who overindulge Children
Loud eaters
People who sniff instead of blowing their nose
People who are cruel to animals
Being on the phone whilst driving.
Moaning about this site.
That's just a start.
Jem
That's not a pet hate....
It's a zoo. .. lol. ..xx
Yes, can't you tell these are my favourite threads "
All of the above plus shop assistants who insist on referring to you as 'mate'. I'm not your mate, you don't even know me, i fact i'm old enough to be your dad. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I'm driving down the bloody road, and I think, you know what I'll be kind and I'll give way or i'll let someone out of a junction, and the fuckers never says thanks/ wave or even nod or gesture (of the kind sort). Anger isn't the word |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All of the above plus shop assistants who insist on referring to you as 'mate'. I'm not your mate, you don't even know me, i fact i'm old enough to be your dad."
When people who work for me address me as 'mate or pal' I dig out their P45s! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Arrogance
Ignorance
Bad grammar
Adults who overindulge Children
Loud eaters
People who sniff instead of blowing their nose
People who are cruel to animals
Being on the phone whilst driving.
Moaning about this site.
That's just a start.
Jem
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The People who sniff instead of blowing their nose drives me nuts.
I dont like people who -
Lack manners
Cwtchy people (ones who like to hug all the time)
Bad breath
Thinking about it, i could do a list of about 100 or more things. |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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"Arrogance
Ignorance
Bad grammar
Adults who overindulge Children
Loud eaters
People who sniff instead of blowing their nose
People who are cruel to animals
Being on the phone whilst driving.
Moaning about this site.
That's just a start.
Jem
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So in short 80% of the planets population |
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Being called love by men I don't know.
Bad manners
Being lied to
Burnt toast cause someone's turned the dial up on the toaster again
Eating the last piece of anything chocolate and not realising it was the last bit so I could of savoured it more |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Arrogance
Ignorance
Bad grammar
Adults who overindulge Children
Loud eaters
People who sniff instead of blowing their nose
People who are cruel to animals
Being on the phone whilst driving.
Moaning about this site.
That's just a start.
Jem
So in short 80% of the planets population "
Yep with you on that plus
People who gulp loudly
And make assumptions without knowing you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being called love by men I don't know.
Bad manners
Being lied to
Burnt toast cause someone's turned the dial up on the toaster again
Eating the last piece of anything chocolate and not realising it was the last bit so I could of savoured it more"
Definitely that last bit of chocolate scenario, savouring the last bit of almost anything delicious is paramount |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"Arrogance
Ignorance
Bad grammar
Adults who overindulge Children
Loud eaters
People who sniff instead of blowing their nose
People who are cruel to animals
Being on the phone whilst driving.
Moaning about this site.
That's just a start.
Jem
So in short 80% of the planets population
Yep with you on that plus
People who gulp loudly
And make assumptions without knowing you"
Wot have i dun ? 
O wate my spelling is bad gramma.
Never mind 
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"Being called love by men I don't know.
Bad manners
Being lied to
Burnt toast cause someone's turned the dial up on the toaster again
Eating the last piece of anything chocolate and not realising it was the last bit so I could of savoured it more
Definitely that last bit of chocolate scenario, savouring the last bit of almost anything delicious is paramount"
100% agree. |
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"Arrogance
Ignorance
Bad grammar
Adults who overindulge Children
Loud eaters
People who sniff instead of blowing their nose
People who are cruel to animals
Being on the phone whilst driving.
Moaning about this site.would go to 95% lol
That's just a start.
Jem
So in short 80% of the planets population "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who stop at the end of escalators immediately after the end of the moving bit so there's nowhere to go for the people behind them.
Mr "grumpy git" B |
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"People who stop at the end of escalators immediately after the end of the moving bit so there's nowhere to go for the people behind them.
Mr "grumpy git" B"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People who leave all their stuff on the table in McDonalds so the next people can’t sit down.
People who cross a road on red infront of tiny children who are learning to cross on green "
I agree with the McDonald's one there aswell, doesn't have to be there specifically but people who just generally don't put there stuff in the bin. It's the attitude "well, its there job". No, how about just don't be a c**t |
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People who burp and belch loudly in public, especially after having taken a swig of a sparkly soft drink, and then state something like, "...ah that's better..." maybe for you, you coarse, semi house trained uncouth pigs but no for me, boak!!...just saying |
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People who just stop randomly in the middle of the pavement to look at their phone  usually when there is no space to go round.
People who eat with their mouth open.
Hold music.
Shop assistants who want to have an hour long chat with you when you are clearly in a hurry.
Those Charity people who accost you in the street to try get money off you, usually when you really need a wee.
Automated phone call things like listen to a message for five years and then press one for something, two for something else etc. Is there anyone who rings a phone because they don't actually want to talk to a real life person?
People who can't be bothered to read our profile and refer to me as a Lady.. Errrm no!
People that get all over excited because a random person they don't know is having a baby. Like who cares if someone that is on Corrie is getting married? You don't know them, you aren't going to the wedding, they certainly don't care if you tell all your friends about what colour their engagement ring is. Like seriously..is there not enough happening in your own life?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Loud farters ! Can't stand loud farters!
The wedding is off. Farts are funny "
I'll come to pack my bag tonight.
Please let the windows open...let the fresh air spreads the smell of your loud farts !
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Loud farters ! Can't stand loud farters!
The wedding is off. Farts are funny
I'll come to pack my bag tonight.
Please let the windows open...let the fresh air spreads the smell of your loud farts !
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How about fanny farts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"God....so many!!!
Top of the list is people who make a noise while eating or drinking, it actually turns my stomach. Seems to be quite a common complaint. "
... but slurping hot tea doesn’t count, right ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Loud farters ! Can't stand loud farters!
The wedding is off. Farts are funny
I'll come to pack my bag tonight.
Please let the windows open...let the fresh air spreads the smell of your loud farts !
How about fanny farts "
That is music to my hear.
As long as they aren't more than 56.2 decibels. |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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"God....so many!!!
Top of the list is people who make a noise while eating or drinking, it actually turns my stomach. Seems to be quite a common complaint.
... but slurping hot tea doesn’t count, right ?"
I'm afraid it does. One of my first socials slurped his coffee so loud, made the froth go on his top lip then went on to lick it off seductively I couldn't get out of there fast enough. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"God....so many!!!
Top of the list is people who make a noise while eating or drinking, it actually turns my stomach. Seems to be quite a common complaint.
... but slurping hot tea doesn’t count, right ?
I'm afraid it does. One of my first socials slurped his coffee so loud, made the froth go on his top lip then went on to lick it off seductively I couldn't get out of there fast enough. "
Noted.
Let tea cool down before drinking and try not to froth at mouth when meeting that hot lick lady |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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"God....so many!!!
Top of the list is people who make a noise while eating or drinking, it actually turns my stomach. Seems to be quite a common complaint.
... but slurping hot tea doesn’t count, right ?
I'm afraid it does. One of my first socials slurped his coffee so loud, made the froth go on his top lip then went on to lick it off seductively I couldn't get out of there fast enough.
Noted.
Let tea cool down before drinking and try not to froth at mouth when meeting that hot lick lady"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"God....so many!!!
Top of the list is people who make a noise while eating or drinking, it actually turns my stomach. Seems to be quite a common complaint.
... but slurping hot tea doesn’t count, right ?
I'm afraid it does. One of my first socials slurped his coffee so loud, made the froth go on his top lip then went on to lick it off seductively I couldn't get out of there fast enough.
Noted.
Let tea cool down before drinking and try not to froth at mouth when meeting that hot lick lady
x "
Mental note..
Let lady Lick get hot wet and frothy under her own steam.
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People who try to board the train without giving those on the train chance to get off. Or people who stand so close to the door that people barely have room to get off.
People who don’t follow escalator etiquette at the train station. The sign clearly says stand to the left, so people in a rush can dash up the right hand side.
You guessed it...I’m a commuter! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When people hold the door open for you but you’re more than a few feet away so you have to do an awkward jog to show you’re hurrying up
That tickled me "
How annoying is it though |
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"When people hold the door open for you but you’re more than a few feet away so you have to do an awkward jog to show you’re hurrying up
That tickled me
How annoying is it though "
Especially if you're carrying bags |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When people hold the door open for you but you’re more than a few feet away so you have to do an awkward jog to show you’re hurrying up
That tickled me
How annoying is it though
Especially if you're carrying bags "
I’d rather they just shut the door and I’ll open it again at my own leasure |
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"When people hold the door open for you but you’re more than a few feet away so you have to do an awkward jog to show you’re hurrying up
That tickled me
How annoying is it though
Especially if you're carrying bags
I’d rather they just shut the door and I’ll open it again at my own leasure "
Leisure |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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"When people hold the door open for you but you’re more than a few feet away so you have to do an awkward jog to show you’re hurrying up
That tickled me
How annoying is it though "
Happens all the time to me at my work. Plus the kitchen is right by the door and on several occasions when I’ve wanted to actually go in the kitchen, I’ve felt obliged to go out of the door because someone’s been stood holding it open for me as I approcached and I didn’t want to seem rude  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When people hold the door open for you but you’re more than a few feet away so you have to do an awkward jog to show you’re hurrying up
That tickled me
How annoying is it though
Especially if you're carrying bags
I’d rather they just shut the door and I’ll open it again at my own leasure
Leisure "
Spell check |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When people hold the door open for you but you’re more than a few feet away so you have to do an awkward jog to show you’re hurrying up
That tickled me
How annoying is it though
Happens all the time to me at my work. Plus the kitchen is right by the door and on several occasions when I’ve wanted to actually go in the kitchen, I’ve felt obliged to go out of the door because someone’s been stood holding it open for me as I approcached and I didn’t want to seem rude "
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"When people hold the door open for you but you’re more than a few feet away so you have to do an awkward jog to show you’re hurrying up
That tickled me
How annoying is it though
Especially if you're carrying bags
I’d rather they just shut the door and I’ll open it again at my own leasure "
Or if they wanna be really helpful, come help carry my heavy bags.... please... I'm begging |
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"People who try to board the train without giving those on the train chance to get off. Or people who stand so close to the door that people barely have room to get off.
People who don’t follow escalator etiquette at the train station. The sign clearly says stand to the left, so people in a rush can dash up the right hand side.
You guessed it...I’m a commuter!"
This escalator thing happens at Leeds station all the time. They need to start shouting at people over the tannoy like they do in London!! |
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Buying a bottle of booze and not being able to get the top off.
Bitter coffee.
The way my penis retracts more than I expect when coming in from the cold for a wee and I nearly go into fountain mode.
Huw Edwards.
People who don't say ta.
Pints of beer costing more than three quid.
The death of pool tables in pubs.
Cristiano Ronaldo.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What's my pet hate....
Well seeing as nobody else has said it,I will....
My pet hates it when the vet sticks his finger up it's arse...
I'll get my coat... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Snakes, why the fuck would anyone have one as a pet?"
Because they're fascinating creatures,they're low maintenance,they create minimal mess,they don't leave hairs everywhere,they don't make noise,the list is endless! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When people hold the door open for you but you’re more than a few feet away so you have to do an awkward jog to show you’re hurrying up
That tickled me
How annoying is it though
Happens all the time to me at my work. Plus the kitchen is right by the door and on several occasions when I’ve wanted to actually go in the kitchen, I’ve felt obliged to go out of the door because someone’s been stood holding it open for me as I approcached and I didn’t want to seem rude "
Oooo yes, work kitchens - people who make a mess in the kitchen at work and don't clean it up, or leaving their dirty plates in the sink and not putting them into the dishwasher.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Footpath cyclists.
Don't you just push them off their bikes?
Have done, but I've come to find it's generally frowned upon."
Only by there mummys and daddy's, no one else cares |
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People who can't answer a simple question without starting with the word 'so....'
Wait staff in a restaurant who greet you with 'hi guys' even if you are a mixed sex couple.
Being served food on a slate....wtf happened to the 4000 years of progress since people discovered pottery?
...actually it's better than being served food on a slice of wooden board. |
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"People who can't answer a simple question without starting with the word 'so....'
Wait staff in a restaurant who greet you with 'hi guys' even if you are a mixed sex couple.
Being served food on a slate....wtf happened to the 4000 years of progress since people discovered pottery?
...actually it's better than being served food on a slice of wooden board. "
As a member of waiting staff, how would you prefer to be addressed? |
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"People who can't answer a simple question without starting with the word 'so....'
Wait staff in a restaurant who greet you with 'hi guys' even if you are a mixed sex couple.
Being served food on a slate....wtf happened to the 4000 years of progress since people discovered pottery?
...actually it's better than being served food on a slice of wooden board.
As a member of waiting staff, how would you prefer to be addressed?"
A simple hello or good evening would be perfect |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you ask a question that requires an exact answer and you get a yes or no,
For example: are you staying in or going out?
Yeah.. what are you saying yeah too? The fact your staying in or the fact your going out.
Bugs me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who put that raised questiontive inflection at the end of a sentence turning it into an undeserved question.
I always pull people up on it who do it while talking to me. I've currently got a trainee working with me and I've told that I won't talk to her if she speaks that way! |
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"People who can't answer a simple question without starting with the word 'so....'
Wait staff in a restaurant who greet you with 'hi guys' even if you are a mixed sex couple.
Being served food on a slate....wtf happened to the 4000 years of progress since people discovered pottery?
...actually it's better than being served food on a slice of wooden board.
As a member of waiting staff, how would you prefer to be addressed?
A simple hello or good evening would be perfect"
See, personally I prefer a bit of personality. I couldn't say "good evening" it's totally not who I am. I have the highest number of positive customer feedback comments about my service and how they can tell I care and treat them as people, rather than caring more about how much I can get them to spend.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is your pet hates that drive you crazy? Mine is loud eaters. "
(grrrrr) loud crunching or slurping or swallowing etc.. makes me feel stabby!
Or whistling or humming 
I work with a space invader at work that is constantly crunching on something - she needs to stand really close to me while chewing 
WHY???!!!
She's really nice but this makes me want to punch her in the face!
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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I used to work with a woman who sniffed literally a few times a minute. It didn't bother me at first but after a while it used to grate on me really badly. It must of been a habit because she didn't seem to have a constant cold!! |
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"Arrogance
Ignorance
Bad grammar
Adults who overindulge Children
Loud eaters
People who sniff instead of blowing their nose
People who are cruel to animals
Being on the phone whilst driving.
Moaning about this site.
That's just a start.
Jem
That's not a pet hate....
It's a zoo. .. lol. ..xx
Yes, can't you tell these are my favourite threads
All of the above plus shop assistants who insist on referring to you as 'mate'. I'm not your mate, you don't even know me, i fact i'm old enough to be your dad."
People who eat with their mouths open.
People who drive in the middle lane when lane 1 is empty.
Shop assistants who give you the receipt and change together.
Shoppers stop and leave their trolley in the aisle.
People / children interrupting a conversation and parents breaking off mid conversation when their child interrupts.
People breaking off a conversation to answer their phone.
(Thanks OP, you've got me right bloody wound up now! ) |
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People who talk through films.
Bartenders who don't know how to pull a pint.
Traffic lights late at night that stop you just for the fucking hell of it when nothing is on the road for miles around!!!!
BMW and Audi drivers... |
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People who walk out of toilets without washing their hands. Fucking gross.
People who don't let others tell a story without interrupting and trying to go one better with a similar, grander story than the one being told.
Materialistic, shallow people.
Working in the service industry, patrons who are sure they're right when they're not and won't be told. The popular saying isn't always true, and just because you're expecting good service, a bit of civility goes a long fucking way. We're not the dirt on the bottom of your shoe!
Homophobes/racists/general bigotry, and people who read red tops and instantly believe what they read without questioning ulterior motives of the people writing the articles.
Following on from last pet hate, people who share shit on social media because a friend has without questioning the authenticity of a source. Google is your friend. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is your pet hates that drive you crazy? Mine is loud eaters. "
It's a Co diction called Misophonia I think it something along those lines I have it too I want to hit the person slurping lol |
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one of the worst things to endure! 
