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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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New girlfriend.
Full time.
Shit pay but you get to be the little spoon.
I can cook but can’t iron.
Must love dogs.
Must be none vegan and none ugly.
Will consider women on benefits but independence preferred. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was almost going to offer myself until I saw the ironing bit and that's non negotiable for me  "
With a bit of councilling I’m sure I’ll get over this devastating news |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is location important?
Are you willing to move?
Depends. Throw in some chocolate?
Of course 
Deal!
That was easy. I’ll get you a key cut  "
Chocolate is my weakness. Fair warning! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You forgot your distaste for lefties, is that acceptable these days? Full disclaimer... I'm not a leftie but I am left footed. I'm also married.
Mrs "
Are you willing to ditch the husband? You can keep seeing him being my back,just don’t let me find out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is location important?
Are you willing to move?
Depends. Throw in some chocolate?
Of course
Deal!
That was easy. I’ll get you a key cut
Chocolate is my weakness. Fair warning! "
Noted  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am non vegan but couldn't eat a whole dog. Also I'm a millionaire. Do I qualify?
I’ve seen what you can fit in your mouth
8 gin and tonics?  "
Thinking more 8 inch and balls |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am non vegan but couldn't eat a whole dog. Also I'm a millionaire. Do I qualify?
I’ve seen what you can fit in your mouth
8 gin and tonics?
Thinking more 8 inch and balls "
Shush Scamp |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am non vegan but couldn't eat a whole dog. Also I'm a millionaire. Do I qualify?
I’ve seen what you can fit in your mouth
8 gin and tonics?
Thinking more 8 inch and balls
Shush Scamp "
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
Good idear op 
Now hiring New girlfriend.
Full time.
No pay but you get walks on the cost in the sun set / mills out at restaurants and random surprise flowers or juls or chocolates.
I can cook, sow, wosh up, cleen but dont iron.
Must love cats
Must be none vegan or vegetarian.
Must want lots of sex with me
Must want to have kids
Will consider women on benefits to. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"New girlfriend.
Full time.
Shit pay but you get to be the little spoon.
I can cook but can’t iron.
Must love dogs.
Must be none vegan and none ugly.
Will consider women on benefits but independence preferred."
Sorry tad far |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"Good idear op
Now hiring New girlfriend.
Full time.
No pay but you get walks on the cost in the sun set / mills out at restaurants and random surprise flowers or juls or chocolates.
I can cook, sow, wosh up, cleen but dont iron.
Must love cats
Must be none vegan or vegetarian.
Must want lots of sex with me
Must want to have kids
Will consider women on benefits to."
I've already got clean and won't be having anymore .
I've also got a big dog... Sorry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Now accepting applications for
Boyfriend type
Must be single
Kiss well
Laugh at my jokes
Not judge me for bad parking
Enjoy spooning and rampant all night sex sessions
Local preferred but not essential |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now accepting applications for
Boyfriend type
Must be single
Kiss well
Laugh at my jokes
Not judge me for bad parking
Enjoy spooning and rampant all night sex sessions
Local preferred but not essential"
sign me up |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"Good idear op
Now hiring New girlfriend.
Full time.
No pay but you get walks on the cost in the sun set / mills out at restaurants and random surprise flowers or juls or chocolates.
I can cook, sow, wosh up, cleen but dont iron.
Must love cats
Must be none vegan or vegetarian.
Must want lots of sex with me
Must want to have kids
Will consider women on benefits to.
I've already got clean and won't be having anymore .
I've also got a big dog... Sorry "
That's ok |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"Good idear op
Now hiring New girlfriend.
Full time.
No pay but you get walks on the cost in the sun set / mills out at restaurants and random surprise flowers or juls or chocolates.
I can cook, sow, wosh up, cleen but dont iron.
Must love cats
Must be none vegan or vegetarian.
Must want lots of sex with me
Must want to have kids
Will consider women on benefits to.
I've already got clean and won't be having anymore .
I've also got a big dog... Sorry
That's ok "
That should say children |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"Good idear op
Now hiring New girlfriend.
Full time.
No pay but you get walks on the cost in the sun set / mills out at restaurants and random surprise flowers or juls or chocolates.
I can cook, sow, wosh up, cleen but dont iron.
Must love cats
Must be none vegan or vegetarian.
Must want lots of sex with me
Must want to have children
Will consider women on benefits to.
I've already got children and won't be having anymore .
I've also got a big dog... Sorry
That's ok
That should say children "
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"New girlfriend.
Full time.
Shit pay but you get to be the little spoon.
I can cook but can’t iron.
Must love dogs.
Must be none vegan and none ugly.
Will consider women on benefits but independence preferred."
I’m interested op!
Is the fact that a) I’m old
b) I live bloody miles away and
c) You neither like nor fancy me
... a barrier in any way? |
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"Good idear op
Now hiring New girlfriend.
Full time.
No pay but you get walks on the cost in the sun set / mills out at restaurants and random surprise flowers or juls or chocolates.
I can cook, sow, wosh up, cleen but dont iron.
Must love cats
Must be none vegan or vegetarian.
Must want lots of sex with me
Must want to have kids
Will consider women on benefits to."
You had me at juls Mr See |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"Good idear op
Now hiring New girlfriend.
Full time.
No pay but you get walks on the cost in the sun set / mills out at restaurants and random surprise flowers or juls or chocolates.
I can cook, sow, wosh up, cleen but dont iron.
Must love cats
Must be none vegan or vegetarian.
Must want lots of sex with me
Must want to have kids
Will consider women on benefits to.
You had me at juls Mr See"
Grate
All interviews are in Margate |
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