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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I’m notorious for leaving things behind. I’ve currently got pjs at an ex fb’s house, a small paddling pool of Liquid Silk in various locations, a strap on harness left god knows where and enough clothing to stock a smut themed hospice shop. The worst was when I thought I’d left an open shopper filled with LARGE sex toys outside a meet’s door. It was an exclusive development and he was pretty sure his brand new neighbours would take it in..,Apparently this wasn’t funny. What’s the most embarrassing leaving you have made? Either innocently or vengefully. |
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over a year ago
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"I dropped our membership card for Eureka in Marks & Spencer last summer, a lady ran up to me to give it back. She gave me a funny look 
Mr B"
My kids found my Pandora card. ‘What’s this for?’ Errr... |
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Working in India. Left a “friend” in the safe at the hotel. Hotel was super posh. They emailed me at work saying I had left some items & would I like them sending back home.
This wouldn’t be so bad but they wanted to send it home with MD’s of a very large & well known company I work for! Imagine the hand over  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I lost (it actually popped out) my lovey egg in the middle of a bar one night!!!
I got a bit sexcited to see her  went running up for a hug and all you could see was the egg flying across the floor |
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"Working in India. Left a “friend” in the safe at the hotel. Hotel was super posh. They emailed me at work saying I had left some items & would I like them sending back home.
This wouldn’t be so bad but they wanted to send it home with MD’s of a very large & well known company I work for! Imagine the hand over "
Brilliant! Thank you so much for this! |
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"Working in India. Left a “friend” in the safe at the hotel. Hotel was super posh. They emailed me at work saying I had left some items & would I like them sending back home.
This wouldn’t be so bad but they wanted to send it home with MD’s of a very large & well known company I work for! Imagine the hand over
Brilliant! Thank you so much for this!"
I swiftly said “erm, no thanks”
Hahahahaha! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once picked up the wrong knickers at a party. Poor woman that got my fanny prints.
They can dust for anything at a crime scene these days "
It'd take a lot of dust.  |
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"Working in India. Left a “friend” in the safe at the hotel. Hotel was super posh. They emailed me at work saying I had left some items & would I like them sending back home.
This wouldn’t be so bad but they wanted to send it home with MD’s of a very large & well known company I work for! Imagine the hand over
Brilliant! Thank you so much for this!
I swiftly said “erm, no thanks”
Hahahahaha!"
Left your innocence at the door once or twice too  |
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"Working in India. Left a “friend” in the safe at the hotel. Hotel was super posh. They emailed me at work saying I had left some items & would I like them sending back home.
This wouldn’t be so bad but they wanted to send it home with MD’s of a very large & well known company I work for! Imagine the hand over
Brilliant! Thank you so much for this!
I swiftly said “erm, no thanks”
Hahahahaha!
Left your innocence at the door once or twice too "
No idea what you are talking about |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Working in India. Left a “friend” in the safe at the hotel. Hotel was super posh. They emailed me at work saying I had left some items & would I like them sending back home.
This wouldn’t be so bad but they wanted to send it home with MD’s of a very large & well known company I work for! Imagine the hand over
Brilliant! Thank you so much for this!
I swiftly said “erm, no thanks”
Hahahahaha!
Left your innocence at the door once or twice too
No idea what you are talking about "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Working in India. Left a “friend” in the safe at the hotel. Hotel was super posh. They emailed me at work saying I had left some items & would I like them sending back home.
This wouldn’t be so bad but they wanted to send it home with MD’s of a very large & well known company I work for! Imagine the hand over
Brilliant! Thank you so much for this!
I swiftly said “erm, no thanks”
Hahahahaha!
Left your innocence at the door once or twice too
No idea what you are talking about
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I recall your eyes rolling a few times  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Working in India. Left a “friend” in the safe at the hotel. Hotel was super posh. They emailed me at work saying I had left some items & would I like them sending back home.
This wouldn’t be so bad but they wanted to send it home with MD’s of a very large & well known company I work for! Imagine the hand over
Brilliant! Thank you so much for this!
I swiftly said “erm, no thanks”
Hahahahaha!
Left your innocence at the door once or twice too
No idea what you are talking about
I recall your eyes rolling a few times "
thatll be the gin  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Working in India. Left a “friend” in the safe at the hotel. Hotel was super posh. They emailed me at work saying I had left some items & would I like them sending back home.
This wouldn’t be so bad but they wanted to send it home with MD’s of a very large & well known company I work for! Imagine the hand over
Brilliant! Thank you so much for this!
I swiftly said “erm, no thanks”
Hahahahaha!
Left your innocence at the door once or twice too
No idea what you are talking about
I recall your eyes rolling a few times
thatll be the gin "
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I left lube and resistance bands - originally for the gym and incorporated into a sextoy at an old ‘friends’ house. Rather than being annoyed I hoped it’d bring him a bit more out of the vanilla and he’s enjoying a (very) bouncy young lady with my long lost goods! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I left lube and resistance bands - originally for the gym and incorporated into a sextoy at an old ‘friends’ house. Rather than being annoyed I hoped it’d bring him a bit more out of the vanilla and he’s enjoying a (very) bouncy young lady with my long lost goods!"
Lube and resistance bands? Where they used together? I'm struggling to find the correlation 
Maybe you can help? |
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"I’m notorious for leaving things behind. I’ve currently got pjs at an ex fb’s house, a small paddling pool of Liquid Silk in various locations, a strap on harness left god knows where and enough clothing to stock a smut themed hospice shop. The worst was when I thought I’d left an open shopper filled with LARGE sex toys outside a meet’s door. It was an exclusive development and he was pretty sure his brand new neighbours would take it in..,Apparently this wasn’t funny. What’s the most embarrassing leaving you have made? Either innocently or vengefully."
‘ smut themed hospice shop’ I’m still laughing! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I left lube and resistance bands - originally for the gym and incorporated into a sextoy at an old ‘friends’ house. Rather than being annoyed I hoped it’d bring him a bit more out of the vanilla and he’s enjoying a (very) bouncy young lady with my long lost goods!
Lube and resistance bands? Where they used together? I'm struggling to find the correlation
Maybe you can help? "
I just can’t picture using resistance bands and lube without there being a horrible accident.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’m notorious for leaving things behind. I’ve currently got pjs at an ex fb’s house, a small paddling pool of Liquid Silk in various locations, a strap on harness left god knows where and enough clothing to stock a smut themed hospice shop. The worst was when I thought I’d left an open shopper filled with LARGE sex toys outside a meet’s door. It was an exclusive development and he was pretty sure his brand new neighbours would take it in..,Apparently this wasn’t funny. What’s the most embarrassing leaving you have made? Either innocently or vengefully.
‘ smut themed hospice shop’ I’m still laughing! "
And I didn’t even mention the large box of carefully selected porn books that I think I donated by accident to the local cancer charity shop during a house move. Around £400 worth of Taschen’s finest I reckon. |
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"I left lube and resistance bands - originally for the gym and incorporated into a sextoy at an old ‘friends’ house. Rather than being annoyed I hoped it’d bring him a bit more out of the vanilla and he’s enjoying a (very) bouncy young lady with my long lost goods!
Lube and resistance bands? Where they used together? I'm struggling to find the correlation
Maybe you can help?
I just can’t picture using resistance bands and lube without there being a horrible accident.. "
There's definitely a black eye or some whip marks involved somewhere! |
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"I dropped our membership card for Eureka in Marks & Spencer last summer, a lady ran up to me to give it back. She gave me a funny look
Mr B
My kids found my Pandora card. ‘What’s this for?’ Errr..."
Nudist club in Kent
Ms B |
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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago
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We'd been having a bit of fun the night before and we often leave the living room a right mess to be tidied in the morning, too tired for obvious reasons. Early the next morning the in-laws knock the door so we rush around tidying up before opening the door, they come in and sit on the living room sofa. Mother in law asks Mrs what this purple bulb like rubber thing is (it's the douche) we both just freeze, Mrs says it's to blow balloons up with and that we'd used it a few weeks ago, meanwhile the mother-in-law is squeezing it assuming to see how effective it is at blowing up balloons. Could have died on the spot, horrible! |
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"We'd been having a bit of fun the night before and we often leave the living room a right mess to be tidied in the morning, too tired for obvious reasons. Early the next morning the in-laws knock the door so we rush around tidying up before opening the door, they come in and sit on the living room sofa. Mother in law asks Mrs what this purple bulb like rubber thing is (it's the douche) we both just freeze, Mrs says it's to blow balloons up with and that we'd used it a few weeks ago, meanwhile the mother-in-law is squeezing it assuming to see how effective it is at blowing up balloons. Could have died on the spot, horrible! "
Hahahahaha! That’s a great start to my day! Thank you! |
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