Slept funny

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Think I must have slept in funny position last night, my back isn't half giving me some jip.

Could do with a massage, or someone to walk up it

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you have any frozen spunk in your freezer and some mint in your fridge by any chance ?

By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I'm noticing a pattern on here today.

You're after a back massage, someone else on here requested a leg massage.

I might request a left hairy armpit massage & see what response I get

Hope your back gets better op

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I slept funny too, the giggling woke me up.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you have any frozen spunk in your freezer and some mint in your fridge by any chance ?"
you lost me there

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you find someone, send them over to me. I could do with a bit of tweaking too.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you have any frozen spunk in your freezer and some mint in your fridge by any chance ? you lost me there

Do you have some ?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has anyone ever felt a right tit?

If not, would you like to? The left one is up for grabs too

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Has anyone ever felt a right tit?

If not, would you like to? The left one is up for grabs too

"
will it help with my back issue

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you have any frozen spunk in your freezer and some mint in your fridge by any chance ? you lost me there

Do you have some ?"
not the kind of thing I keep laying around

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you have any frozen spunk in your freezer and some mint in your fridge by any chance ? you lost me there

Do you have some ? not the kind of thing I keep laying around"

I was just wondering