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By *isaB45 OP Woman over a year ago

Fabville

Doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Chuck Norris doesn't phone the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

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By *unshine05Man over a year ago

Sherborne

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck norris doesnt breathe he holds air hostage

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

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By *isaB45 OP Woman over a year ago

Fabville

Chuck Norris' blood group is AK-47

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bruce Lee kicked his arse...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups.

Chuck Norris pushes the earth down.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then the grenade exploded...

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By *ornylittlesubWoman over a year ago

Grangemouth

Chuck Norris had a mmf....he was the only guy there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Look , we’ve had this before & Chuck is a lard arse slugger, we all know the king of martial arts is the one & only Bruce Lee . End of ,final, fineto

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bruce Lee kicked his arse...

But where is he now?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bruce Lee kicked his arse...

But where is he now?

Yeah several times too

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Chuck Norris didn’t choose to be Ginger.

But he is

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Chuck Norris doesn't lick pussy. Pussies suck his face.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck Norris doesn’t have a chin under his beard. He has another fist.

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Chuck Norris doesn't just take the bins out, he takes the bins out.

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

chuck norris was up for the lead part of "jack bauer" in the series 24.......

but the casting plans by the producers had to be changed when solved the case and killed all the bad guys in 1hr 22 mins.....

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By *igSuki81Man over a year ago

Retirement Village

"Bruce Lee kicked his arse...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I asked for some Hard as Nails in B & Q the other day, they gave me a photo of Chuck Norris

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