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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I fell asleep this afternoon and was woken by very loud banging on door .As I walked down stairs I heard from behind door "If you dont open the fucking door in the next 30 secs and give me my ball back you fucking whore with a blue waffle" , I opened the door and there stood a boy who cant have been more than 9, well after I gave him a mouthful I thought how on earth does he know about a blue waffle seeing as how I only found out about it a cpl of onths ago and I am 47. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fell asleep this afternoon and was woken by very loud banging on door .As I walked down stairs I heard from behind door "If you dont open the fucking door in the next 30 secs and give me my ball back you fucking whore with a blue waffle" , I opened the door and there stood a boy who cant have been more than 9, well after I gave him a mouthful I thought how on earth does he know about a blue waffle seeing as how I only found out about it a cpl of onths ago and I am 47."
I'd have washed his blue mouth out with a squeeze of washing up liquid!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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he didnt get ball back just put it back over fence about 10 mins ago now its gone dark and they gone in hopefully someone will pinch it by morning , mean yep too bloody right . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"oh if only i were around his age and in the vicinity. id kicked shit out of him 
Wow....how random is that?"
ha yeh was a bit of a random thought/response  |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"only just! god i was thinking about looking for a meet tonight.. not now! im never going near one of them again! "
yes you are right, best not..
now do you like musical theatre |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"only just! god i was thinking about looking for a meet tonight.. not now! im never going near one of them again!
yes you are right, best not..
now do you like musical theatre"
 hang fire _iew he hasnt seen fried rice yet  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ok, thank god i dont have a foreskin.... thats sick... im just gonna be celibate i guess  "
Im sorry Im wicked but it wasnt my fault it was the bloody kids |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fancy getting the poor lad ta google blue waffle
Ya can put someone off fa life
As fa the little gobshit that came ta the door hed be under the fuckin patio now if it was me (SOAPY)xx "
He did ask i was being helpful |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Next time you see his mum kick her in the c**t a few times and then explain to her that every time her kids talk to you like thats what she'll get.
Then tell her when the bruising has come out to show her kids what a blue waffle looks like! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Next time you see his mum kick her in the c**t a few times and then explain to her that every time her kids talk to you like thats what she'll get.
Then tell her when the bruising has come out to show her kids what a blue waffle looks like! "
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