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An open letter to guys who simply message ‘hey’

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Dear idiotholes,

What exactly does a message saying ‘hey’ mean, what do I do with it?

If it means ‘hey look at me’ then have something to look at, ‘hey look at my 4 word profile (will fill in later) and my black silhouette profile icon, then perhaps realise this is not the kind of material to get a girl going.

If it means ‘hey let’s have a conversation’ why not start one...

If it means ‘hey let’s fuck’ then perhaps be brave enough to say it but perhaps add in a reason why I might want to...

Perhaps it just means ‘hey sorry for sending you such a shit message’ if so I accept your apology now stop clogging my inbox with your inane whitterings and go work on your profile.

Yours

Charli x

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

They could also be Joey, and forgot to put the How you doin'? bit after

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I only send Hey messages, have 78% success rate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dear idiotholes,

What exactly does a message saying ‘hey’ mean, what do I do with it?

If it means ‘hey let’s have a conversation’ why not start one...

If it means ‘hey let’s fuck’ then perhaps be brave enough to say it but perhaps add in a reason why I might want to...

Perhaps it just means ‘hey sorry for sending you such a shit message’ if so I accept your apology now stop clogging my inbox with your inane whitterings and go work on your profile.

Yours

Charli x

Mind if I sign this too?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An open letter to guys who simply message ‘hey’:

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Trying to make a hey fever joke. But it's late

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dear idiotholes,

What exactly does a message saying ‘hey’ mean, what do I do with it?

If it means ‘hey let’s have a conversation’ why not start one...

If it means ‘hey let’s fuck’ then perhaps be brave enough to say it but perhaps add in a reason why I might want to...

Perhaps it just means ‘hey sorry for sending you such a shit message’ if so I accept your apology now stop clogging my inbox with your inane whitterings and go work on your profile.

Yours

Charli x

Hey.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dear idiotholes,

What exactly does a message saying ‘hey’ mean, what do I do with it?

If it means ‘hey let’s have a conversation’ why not start one...

If it means ‘hey let’s fuck’ then perhaps be brave enough to say it but perhaps add in a reason why I might want to...

Perhaps it just means ‘hey sorry for sending you such a shit message’ if so I accept your apology now stop clogging my inbox with your inane whitterings and go work on your profile.

Yours

Charli x

Mind if I sign this too? "

Consider it signed!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"An open letter to guys who simply message ‘hey’:

ho"

Hey; Hoe.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"An open letter to guys who simply message ‘hey’:

Hey; Hoe."

You know when people repeat your own joke back to you and expect to be congratulated for being funny but...?! Yeah, that.

Also the joke is that it’s *ho so it spells prostitute and fits the hip hop reference.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey Joe where you going with that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

your right,

that was shit.

and now I feel shit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"An open letter to guys who simply message ‘hey’:

Hey; Hoe.

You know when people repeat your own joke back to you and expect to be congratulated for being funny but...?! Yeah, that.

Also the joke is that it’s *ho so it spells prostitute and fits the hip hop reference.

I believe that’s a unanimous win for the lady!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"your right,

that was shit.

and now I feel shit."

You’re right... as in you are right...

You know: it’s like knowing your shit compared to knowing you’re shit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Trying to make a hey fever joke. But it's late"

Charli has had enough of hey fever.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You know: it’s like knowing your shit compared to knowing you’re shit

wow haven't seen anyone use that quote in nearly an hour!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You know: it’s like knowing your shit compared to knowing you’re shit

wow haven't seen anyone use that quote in nearly an hour!

The grammar nazi’s never rest sinner!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You know: it’s like knowing your shit compared to knowing you’re shit

wow haven't seen anyone use that quote in nearly an hour!

The grammar nazi’s never rest sinner!!!

grammar nazi’s

I did spot it.

Don't I know it! I'm dyslexic (I know, everyone says that) and I have a penchant for winding up Grammar Nazis who just can't argue intelligently.

Plus typing with one hand is difficult. x

Hey by the way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You know: it’s like knowing your shit compared to knowing you’re shit

wow haven't seen anyone use that quote in nearly an hour!

The grammar nazi’s never rest sinner!!!

grammar nazi’s

I did spot it.

Don't I know it! I'm dyslexic (I know, everyone says that) and I have a penchant for winding up Grammar Nazis who just can't argue intelligently.

Plus typing with one hand is difficult. x

Hey by the way."

Comma after plus please...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You know: it’s like knowing your shit compared to knowing you’re shit

wow haven't seen anyone use that quote in nearly an hour!

The grammar nazi’s never rest sinner!!!

grammar nazi’s

I did spot it.

Don't I know it! I'm dyslexic (I know, everyone says that) and I have a penchant for winding up Grammar Nazis who just can't argue intelligently.

Plus typing with one hand is difficult. x

Hey by the way.

Comma after plus please...

fuck off.

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By *londieddWoman over a year ago

fife

could have been worse!

could have been...hay

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"Dear idiotholes,

What exactly does a message saying ‘hey’ mean, what do I do with it?

If it means ‘hey let’s have a conversation’ why not start one...

If it means ‘hey let’s fuck’ then perhaps be brave enough to say it but perhaps add in a reason why I might want to...

Perhaps it just means ‘hey sorry for sending you such a shit message’ if so I accept your apology now stop clogging my inbox with your inane whitterings and go work on your profile.

Yours

Charli x

Hey!

Don't let on telling them where they're going wrong!

Otherwise, I'll have more competition!

Oh, silly me. I forgot to include they more than likely cannot read!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Women are just as guilty of this! Just sayin’

Not to upset the apple cart or anything

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

‘Some’ of every group are guilty of this I think.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I send just a 'hello'

It is because I am testing their musical knowledge.

I am expecting to get 'is it me you are looking for'

Then a lyrics battle can start

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I send just a 'hello'

It is because I am testing their musical knowledge.

I am expecting to get 'is it me you are looking for'

Then a lyrics battle can start

I can see it in your eyes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But on the other hand, my sympathies to the guys who write a small dissertation, only to have them deleted unread...

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By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Carlisle

"I only send Hey messages, have 78% success rate

Can you let me have a few names.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A hey/hi/hello Will suffice for me. If there's something on the profile that interests me. If there isn't, it doesn't matter if they write a wonderfully worded intro message.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pretty sure the point of "Hey" is start an actual conversation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Simply reply ‘straw’

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By *ablo minibar123Woman over a year ago

"Dear idiotholes,

What exactly does a message saying ‘hey’ mean, what do I do with it?

If it means ‘hey let’s have a conversation’ why not start one...

If it means ‘hey let’s fuck’ then perhaps be brave enough to say it but perhaps add in a reason why I might want to...

Perhaps it just means ‘hey sorry for sending you such a shit message’ if so I accept your apology now stop clogging my inbox with your inane whitterings and go work on your profile.

Yours

Charli x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At least 'hey' is an actual word... ffs what more do you want

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

I sometimes reply, asking them if their one-word approach ever actualy works..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Heys for horses, sometimes cows,pigs don't eat it cos they don't know how...

Has been used with limited effect but I likes it.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I had a 'wuut' I replied 'iws'. Can't wait for the reply,I'm excited it's like a little quiz.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dear idiotholes,

What exactly does a message saying ‘hey’ mean, what do I do with it?

If it means ‘hey let’s have a conversation’ why not start one...

If it means ‘hey let’s fuck’ then perhaps be brave enough to say it but perhaps add in a reason why I might want to...

Perhaps it just means ‘hey sorry for sending you such a shit message’ if so I accept your apology now stop clogging my inbox with your inane whitterings and go work on your profile.

Yours

Charli x

This is great. Just wish it worked!!

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

I sometimes call their bluff and reply "hey" back.

How do you like those apples?

It's generally met with...

What you into?

You up for some fun?

You wanna ride my monster cock?

You know, the ones that make you eye roll.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I sometimes call their bluff and reply "hey" back.

How do you like those apples?

It's generally met with...

What you into?

You up for some fun?

You wanna ride my monster cock?

You know, the ones that make you eye roll."

It’s just so lazy and generic, why do they bother.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I sometimes call their bluff and reply "hey" back.

How do you like those apples?

It's generally met with...

What you into?

You up for some fun?

You wanna ride my monster cock?

You know, the ones that make you eye roll.

It’s just so lazy and generic, why do they bother. "

Hey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I sometimes call their bluff and reply "hey" back.

How do you like those apples?

It's generally met with...

What you into?

You up for some fun?

You wanna ride my monster cock?

You know, the ones that make you eye roll.

It’s just so lazy and generic, why do they bother.

Hey

Works for me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Trying to make a hey fever joke. But it's late

Charli has had enough of hey fever."

Hmm. I expected better from you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nowt better than the "just checking in"

What are they expecting you to say?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I sometimes call their bluff and reply "hey" back.

How do you like those apples?

It's generally met with...

What you into?

You up for some fun?

You wanna ride my monster cock?

You know, the ones that make you eye roll.

It’s just so lazy and generic, why do they bother.

Hey

Works for me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeh because if I was standing in front of the person I would deffo start describing in great detail what I like about them or what I want to do to then. Oh wait, I think I'd actually just say hey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You could have copied and pasted that as a reply to all those that have messaged you.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"I sometimes call their bluff and reply "hey" back.

How do you like those apples?

It's generally met with...

What you into?

You up for some fun?

You wanna ride my monster cock?

You know, the ones that make you eye roll."

Jude! Don't make it bad

Take a bad line and make it better

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By *oo32Man over a year ago

tipperary

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"Yeh because if I was standing in front of the person I would deffo start describing in great detail what I like about them or what I want to do to then. Oh wait, I think I'd actually just say hey

But you're not standing in front of someone. You're communicating via the written word and so more effort is required.

And actually if someone came up to me and just said hey then stood there I'd probably walk away.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I sometimes call their bluff and reply "hey" back.

How do you like those apples?

It's generally met with...

What you into?

You up for some fun?

You wanna ride my monster cock?

You know, the ones that make you eye roll.

Jude! Don't make it bad

Take a bad line and make it better

Love it. I'm totally stealing that!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"An open letter to guys who simply message ‘hey’:

ho"

Just pure lazy!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Will some 'progress' to just writing 'H', a bit like how OK has become K?

They may as well just wink you, unless your profile discourages it.

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"If I send just a 'hello'

It is because I am testing their musical knowledge.

I am expecting to get 'is it me you are looking for'

Then a lyrics battle can start

What if the say hello back

Would say goodbye

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"Yeh because if I was standing in front of the person I would deffo start describing in great detail what I like about them or what I want to do to then. Oh wait, I think I'd actually just say hey

If hey is all you said doubt you’d get far even in person

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Staw

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here we go again. The daily moan about men and messaging on this site. Congratulations girls. You've managed to make a thread out of some guys typing "hey". Ignore them no?

They type "hey"... Booooo

They send dick picks...... Boooo

They send one for all texts... Booooo

They don't send original jokes... Boooo

They don't offer to wine and dine me..... Boooo

I look forward to another of these threads later today or maybe tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gotta add the cock pics with hey.. only hey is worth nothing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeh because if I was standing in front of the person I would deffo start describing in great detail what I like about them or what I want to do to then. Oh wait, I think I'd actually just say hey

But you're not standing in front of someone. You're communicating via the written word and so more effort is required.

And actually if someone came up to me and just said hey then stood there I'd probably walk away. "

You're not my type so I wouldn't come up to you in any case so don't need to worry lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeh because if I was standing in front of the person I would deffo start describing in great detail what I like about them or what I want to do to then. Oh wait, I think I'd actually just say hey

If hey is all you said doubt you’d get far even in person "

I do alright thanks

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"Yeh because if I was standing in front of the person I would deffo start describing in great detail what I like about them or what I want to do to then. Oh wait, I think I'd actually just say hey

If hey is all you said doubt you’d get far even in person

I do alright thanks

Can’t be that sure if yourself if you cringe In Doubt after saying it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If a beautiful woman messages ‘hey’ I’d roll with it, if it’s a bloke with a bad lite cock photo as a profile, I delete and block. Thems the breaks.

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"If a beautiful woman messages ‘hey’ I’d roll with it, if it’s a bloke with a bad lite cock photo as a profile, I delete and block. Thems the breaks."

I’d says it’s likely not to be a woman if the message is just hey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If a beautiful woman messages ‘hey’ I’d roll with it, if it’s a bloke with a bad lite cock photo as a profile, I delete and block. Thems the breaks.

I’d says it’s likely not to be a woman if the message is just hey "

If I ever get a message from a woman, I’ll let you know!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The irony, when a woman msg you.. I meant if they bother to write “hi” they don’t even bother to type the “H” in capital and this is if they bother to msg.. most of the time they wink and expect an essay written in return

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By *ecretBadgerMan over a year ago

Redruth

"Dear idiotholes,

What exactly does a message saying ‘hey’ mean, what do I do with it?

Can this be a pinned post ? :D

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They're just making Hey while the sun shines..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They're just making Hey while the sun shines.."

He’s here all week.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dear idiotholes,

What exactly does a message saying ‘hey’ mean, what do I do with it?

Can this be a pinned post ? :D "

Lol if you like his profile say hi back or how are you to start a conversation.

You welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They're just making Hey while the sun shines..

He’s here all week."

Someone once told me I was funny.

I just didn't realise they meant funny looking..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeh because if I was standing in front of the person I would deffo start describing in great detail what I like about them or what I want to do to then. Oh wait, I think I'd actually just say hey

If hey is all you said doubt you’d get far even in person

I do alright thanks

Can’t be that sure if yourself if you cringe In Doubt after saying it

No I was cringing at your interest in my love life

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"Dear idiotholes,

What exactly does a message saying ‘hey’ mean, what do I do with it?

If it means ‘hey let’s have a conversation’ why not start one...

If it means ‘hey let’s fuck’ then perhaps be brave enough to say it but perhaps add in a reason why I might want to...

Perhaps it just means ‘hey sorry for sending you such a shit message’ if so I accept your apology now stop clogging my inbox with your inane whitterings and go work on your profile.

Yours

Charli x

God you’re fussy Charli!

All of the above get my knickers wet every time!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dear idiotholes,

What exactly does a message saying ‘hey’ mean, what do I do with it?

If it means ‘hey let’s have a conversation’ why not start one...

If it means ‘hey let’s fuck’ then perhaps be brave enough to say it but perhaps add in a reason why I might want to...

Perhaps it just means ‘hey sorry for sending you such a shit message’ if so I accept your apology now stop clogging my inbox with your inane whitterings and go work on your profile.

Yours

Charli x

God you’re fussy Charli!

All of the above get my knickers wet every time!

I know what gets your knickers wet

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Hey Peachy... now run off and change your keks

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"Dear idiotholes,

What exactly does a message saying ‘hey’ mean, what do I do with it?

If it means ‘hey let’s have a conversation’ why not start one...

If it means ‘hey let’s fuck’ then perhaps be brave enough to say it but perhaps add in a reason why I might want to...

Perhaps it just means ‘hey sorry for sending you such a shit message’ if so I accept your apology now stop clogging my inbox with your inane whitterings and go work on your profile.

Yours

Charli x

God you’re fussy Charli!

All of the above get my knickers wet every time!

I know what gets your knickers wet

The washing machine?

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"Yeh because if I was standing in front of the person I would deffo start describing in great detail what I like about them or what I want to do to then. Oh wait, I think I'd actually just say hey

If hey is all you said doubt you’d get far even in person

I do alright thanks

Can’t be that sure if yourself if you cringe In Doubt after saying it

No I was cringing at your interest in my love life"

Oh cocker if you say so

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dear idiotholes,

What exactly does a message saying ‘hey’ mean, what do I do with it?

If it means ‘hey let’s have a conversation’ why not start one...

If it means ‘hey let’s fuck’ then perhaps be brave enough to say it but perhaps add in a reason why I might want to...

Perhaps it just means ‘hey sorry for sending you such a shit message’ if so I accept your apology now stop clogging my inbox with your inane whitterings and go work on your profile.

Yours

Charli x

God you’re fussy Charli!

All of the above get my knickers wet every time!

I know what gets your knickers wet

The washing machine?

Was gonna say rain but sure washing machine is cool too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I should add I'm not looking for an essay either and do feel bad if someone's clearly spent time writing a nice message but they just don't do it for me for whatever reason.

If I was a guy I'd spend the time making my profile really good, and also honest, then send shortish messages saying what caught my attention on theirs (particular pic/something in profile) and just ask them to check mines out to see if they're interested.

I probably won't reply if they don't attach a face pic either (which I know is unfair as I wouldn't send mine right off) but it's so awkward to exchange some messages then see you don't fancy them at all and have to back out the chat!

The problem with the 'Hey' messages for me is that they're the one who wanted to instigate a chat, but then put the onus on me to think up something more interesting to say!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Idiotholes?

This thread is exactly what's wrong with the world today. So many people demanding and needy. Why not get off your whining arses and mail people for a change instead of bitching about everyone else?

No wonder no-one wants to fuck you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Idiotholes?

This thread is exactly what's wrong with the world today. So many people demanding and needy. Why not get off your whining arses and mail people for a change instead of bitching about everyone else?

No wonder no-one wants to fuck you."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Idiotholes?

This thread is exactly what's wrong with the world today. So many people demanding and needy. Why not get off your whining arses and mail people for a change instead of bitching about everyone else?

No wonder no-one wants to fuck you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Idiotholes?

This thread is exactly what's wrong with the world today. So many people demanding and needy. Why not get off your whining arses and mail people for a change instead of bitching about everyone else?

No wonder no-one wants to fuck you."

I just sent you a msg say “hi wanna fuck and 2 shiny cock pics”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I bet you if men were sending long essays to women, women will be complaining about it too

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"Idiotholes?

This thread is exactly what's wrong with the world today. So many people demanding and needy. Why not get off your whining arses and mail people for a change instead of bitching about everyone else?

No wonder no-one wants to fuck you."

Most of us are Brits

So moaning is our favorite pastime

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Idiotholes?

This thread is exactly what's wrong with the world today. So many people demanding and needy. Why not get off your whining arses and mail people for a change instead of bitching about everyone else?

No wonder no-one wants to fuck you."

Ha that actually kind of makes sense! Send boring messages because you don't want to fuck the person you're sending it to?

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By *is vixen at playCouple over a year ago

Dundee

"Dear idiotholes,

What exactly does a message saying ‘hey’ mean, what do I do with it?

If it means ‘hey let’s have a conversation’ why not start one...

If it means ‘hey let’s fuck’ then perhaps be brave enough to say it but perhaps add in a reason why I might want to...

Perhaps it just means ‘hey sorry for sending you such a shit message’ if so I accept your apology now stop clogging my inbox with your inane whitterings and go work on your profile.

Yours

Charli x

Unfortunately this is far to common along with 'want to fuck'type. No time for them. We once had 3 messages from a guy who had clearly failed to remember hed previously messaged, and from those 3 messages was a total of 4 words. G

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
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O o O oo

Posting private messages are against forum rules...as is discussing a persons profile when they have not asked for it.

https://www.fabswingers.com/content/forum-rules

If anyone quoted those posts they will all have been removed.

I think the men must be getting bored with this man bashing, so OP and anyone else who doesn't like certain messages from men, if you use your filters you can block all men messaging then do the searching yourself.

https://www.fabswingers.com/my/filters

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