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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you go into a card shop to buy a sympathy card................ and then buy a couple more for spares!
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You can stay young at heart by swapping your spares with your friends at lunchtime. |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"When your barber starts trimming your eye brows without asking  "
In the same vein - when you are bought nose hair clippers as a "joke" and you drag them out of the cupboard because you actually need to use them... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You'd rather stay in and go to bed at a reasonable time on Saturday night
wanted to go out mentally
physically didnt move"
The thought was still there, you have hope |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You'd rather stay in and go to bed at a reasonable time on Saturday night
You are 28 not 98 
Leave him alone! I like crumbles 
The pudding, that is..  "
With custard they are the bomb shizzle |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"You'd rather stay in and go to bed at a reasonable time on Saturday night
You are 28 not 98
Leave him alone! I like crumbles
The pudding, that is..
With custard they are the bomb shizzle"
My mum used to make custard with the powder, the old-fashioned way. I just use instant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You'd rather stay in and go to bed at a reasonable time on Saturday night
You are 28 not 98
Leave him alone! I like crumbles
The pudding, that is..
With custard they are the bomb shizzle
My mum used to make custard with the powder, the old-fashioned way. I just use instant "
That's just lazy. Does instant have the nice thick creaminess to it? |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"You'd rather stay in and go to bed at a reasonable time on Saturday night
You are 28 not 98
Leave him alone! I like crumbles
The pudding, that is..
With custard they are the bomb shizzle
My mum used to make custard with the powder, the old-fashioned way. I just use instant
That's just lazy. Does instant have the nice thick creaminess to it?"
Depends on how much, or how little boiling water you add |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You'd rather stay in and go to bed at a reasonable time on Saturday night
You are 28 not 98
Leave him alone! I like crumbles
The pudding, that is..
With custard they are the bomb shizzle
My mum used to make custard with the powder, the old-fashioned way. I just use instant
That's just lazy. Does instant have the nice thick creaminess to it?
Depends on how much, or how little boiling water you add"
I always put too much in |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"You'd rather stay in and go to bed at a reasonable time on Saturday night
You are 28 not 98
Leave him alone! I like crumbles
The pudding, that is..
With custard they are the bomb shizzle
My mum used to make custard with the powder, the old-fashioned way. I just use instant "
They are pretty much the same thing - powdered custard is flavoured cornflour.
I believe the story goes that Mrs Bird couldn't eat eggs, so her husband tried to invent eggless custard...... |
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"You'd rather stay in and go to bed at a reasonable time on Saturday night
You are 28 not 98
Leave him alone! I like crumbles
The pudding, that is..
With custard they are the bomb shizzle
My mum used to make custard with the powder, the old-fashioned way. I just use instant "
Have you ever bought fresh vanilla custard?  |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"You'd rather stay in and go to bed at a reasonable time on Saturday night
You are 28 not 98
Leave him alone! I like crumbles
The pudding, that is..
With custard they are the bomb shizzle
My mum used to make custard with the powder, the old-fashioned way. I just use instant
Have you ever bought fresh vanilla custard? "
Yes, occasionaly. |
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"You'd rather stay in and go to bed at a reasonable time on Saturday night
You are 28 not 98
Leave him alone! I like crumbles
The pudding, that is..
With custard they are the bomb shizzle
My mum used to make custard with the powder, the old-fashioned way. I just use instant
Have you ever bought fresh vanilla custard?
Yes, occasionaly."
Now that’s yummy  |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"You'd rather stay in and go to bed at a reasonable time on Saturday night
You are 28 not 98
Leave him alone! I like crumbles
The pudding, that is..
With custard they are the bomb shizzle
My mum used to make custard with the powder, the old-fashioned way. I just use instant
Have you ever bought fresh vanilla custard? "
Making custard isn't that hard - you just need to have a lot of eggs knocking about. When I had a lot of chickens, I'd make it for something to do with all the eggs. Trouble is, you are then left with a lot of whites, so you have to make meringue or something. |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"You'd rather stay in and go to bed at a reasonable time on Saturday night
You are 28 not 98
Leave him alone! I like crumbles
The pudding, that is..
With custard they are the bomb shizzle
My mum used to make custard with the powder, the old-fashioned way. I just use instant
Have you ever bought fresh vanilla custard?
Making custard isn't that hard - you just need to have a lot of eggs knocking about. When I had a lot of chickens, I'd make it for something to do with all the eggs. Trouble is, you are then left with a lot of whites, so you have to make meringue or something. "
I'm coming over to yours! I'll bring a crumble, you do the custard  |
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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago
a quandary, could you change my mind? |
You know you're getting old...........
When middle age spread grabs hold.
No not the waistline! The spread of silver hairs, noticed a few more on my chest and further down, and today glinting in the sun 'on my arms now too' .
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"You'd rather stay in and go to bed at a reasonable time on Saturday night
You are 28 not 98
Leave him alone! I like crumbles
The pudding, that is..
With custard they are the bomb shizzle
My mum used to make custard with the powder, the old-fashioned way. I just use instant
Have you ever bought fresh vanilla custard?
Making custard isn't that hard - you just need to have a lot of eggs knocking about. When I had a lot of chickens, I'd make it for something to do with all the eggs. Trouble is, you are then left with a lot of whites, so you have to make meringue or something.
I'm coming over to yours! I'll bring a crumble, you do the custard "
Rhubarb or gooseberry please. |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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When I hear a record from the mid-1960's and recall I bought it the first week it came out.
When I don't know or recall who today's top 20 Pop Artists are?
When a younger staff member asked what did I eat in my teens if we didn't have McDonalds, KFC, Burger King or Nando's?
What did we do for entertainment if we'd no PlayStations, Internet, DVD's etc?
Simple! You were conceived! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You'd rather stay in and go to bed at a reasonable time on Saturday night
You are 28 not 98
Leave him alone! I like crumbles
The pudding, that is..
With custard they are the bomb shizzle
My mum used to make custard with the powder, the old-fashioned way. I just use instant
Have you ever bought fresh vanilla custard?
Making custard isn't that hard - you just need to have a lot of eggs knocking about. When I had a lot of chickens, I'd make it for something to do with all the eggs. Trouble is, you are then left with a lot of whites, so you have to make meringue or something.
I'm coming over to yours! I'll bring a crumble, you do the custard
Rhubarb or gooseberry please. "
God havent had a gooseberry crumble for years...In fact cant remember seeing any gooseberries for years either |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When I hear a record from the mid-1960's and recall I bought it the first week it came out.
When I don't know or recall who today's top 20 Pop Artists are?
When a younger staff member asked what did I eat in my teens if we didn't have McDonalds, KFC, Burger King or Nando's?
What did we do for entertainment if we'd no PlayStations, Internet, DVD's etc?
Simple! You were conceived!"
In my head you have John Humphrys’ voice.. |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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"When I hear a record from the mid-1960's and recall I bought it the first week it came out.
When I don't know or recall who today's top 20 Pop Artists are?
When a younger staff member asked what did I eat in my teens if we didn't have McDonalds, KFC, Burger King or Nando's?
What did we do for entertainment if we'd no PlayStations, Internet, DVD's etc?
Simple! You were conceived!
In my head you have John Humphrys’ voice.."
Thank You!! |
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