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"HB come get your birthday shag handsome
I'll pass but thank you  "
May I at least blow your penis like a dyson ? Free of charge as it is your birthday sexy stuff ! |
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"HB come get your birthday shag handsome
I'll pass but thank you
May I at least blow your penis like a dyson ? Free of charge as it is your birthday sexy stuff ! "
So wait... if it wasn't my birthday I'd have to pay!  |
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"HB come get your birthday shag handsome
I'll pass but thank you
May I at least blow your penis like a dyson ? Free of charge as it is your birthday sexy stuff !
So wait... if it wasn't my birthday I'd have to pay! "
I am not just a body I have feeling you know !
And a fucking rent to pay ! |
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"Michelangelo is the most impressive in a list of people I mostly don't know
Pretty impressive tbf  "
I'm sure my parents designed it that way in the hope I'd spend my life staring at the ceiling |
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"HB come get your birthday shag handsome
I'll pass but thank you
May I at least blow your penis like a dyson ? Free of charge as it is your birthday sexy stuff !
So wait... if it wasn't my birthday I'd have to pay!
I am not just a body I have feeling you know !
And a fucking rent to pay ! "
Well ya front runner at the moment as none of the women in here have offered |
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"Michelangelo is the most impressive in a list of people I mostly don't know
Pretty impressive tbf
I'm sure my parents designed it that way in the hope I'd spend my life staring at the ceiling "
It's every parents dream... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"HB come get your birthday shag handsome
I'll pass but thank you
May I at least blow your penis like a dyson ? Free of charge as it is your birthday sexy stuff !
So wait... if it wasn't my birthday I'd have to pay!
I am not just a body I have feeling you know !
And a fucking rent to pay !
Well ya front runner at the moment as none of the women in here have offered "
Always happy to help a mate in need !!
If the landlord asks you questions, just say you are my cousin from germany. You look a bit german, a german from cologne |
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"HB come get your birthday shag handsome
I'll pass but thank you
May I at least blow your penis like a dyson ? Free of charge as it is your birthday sexy stuff !
So wait... if it wasn't my birthday I'd have to pay!
I am not just a body I have feeling you know !
And a fucking rent to pay !
Well ya front runner at the moment as none of the women in here have offered
Always happy to help a mate in need !!
If the landlord asks you questions, just say you are my cousin from germany. You look a bit german, a german from cologne "
 never been told I look german before |
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"Hippy Bathday, Dolb. As it's your special day you're allowed to knock a policeman's helmet of his head with no repercussions. Have fun!"
Thanks mate! I'll make sure to tell them this when I'm in a cell later |
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David Beckham apparently.
Head to look it up on a "famous people" website, most of whom I have never heard of.
Mr B (not angling for birthday greetings next week or anything, oh no, not me) |
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"A royal one. Can't remember which.
Hope you're having a good un x
Cheers was until the football pissed me off! Still drink time now! "
Fellow Spurs fan?
I share mine with Chris Pine, Macaulay Culkin (they are the same age!), Melissa McCarthy and Mother Teresa! |
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"A royal one. Can't remember which.
Hope you're having a good un x
Cheers was until the football pissed me off! Still drink time now!
Fellow Spurs fan?
I share mine with Chris Pine, Macaulay Culkin (they are the same age!), Melissa McCarthy and Mother Teresa!"
Sadly yes... still not over Saturday. Can't wait to go work and deal with all the cockney reds  |
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"A royal one. Can't remember which.
Hope you're having a good un x
Cheers was until the football pissed me off! Still drink time now!
Fellow Spurs fan?
I share mine with Chris Pine, Macaulay Culkin (they are the same age!), Melissa McCarthy and Mother Teresa!
Sadly yes... still not over Saturday. Can't wait to go work and deal with all the cockney reds "
I cheered so loudly when we scored. Gutted we lost.
Went to Wembley to watch Burnley in August. Was so happy we were leading, until they scored in about the 88th minute or something stupid. |
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