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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I broke it with a soggy bourbon

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster

It’s better than having a floppy one I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You still have a nice arse PP xx

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster

Kat have you tried deleting your kik app then re installing it

Helped mine to start working when I wasn’t

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire

It was the bloody B word & C words - It caused death to the previous one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Kat have you tried deleting your kik app then re installing it

Helped mine to start working when I wasn’t "

I've deleted it just not bothered reinstalling yet xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It’s better than having a floppy one I suppose "

Floppy ones are no good

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Kat have you tried deleting your kik app then re installing it

Helped mine to start working when I wasn’t

I've deleted it just not bothered reinstalling yet xx"

I found Kik fun for video stuff but other than that it's a bit crap lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You still have a nice arse PP xx"

You'll make me blush

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Kat have you tried deleting your kik app then re installing it

Helped mine to start working when I wasn’t

I've deleted it just not bothered reinstalling yet xx I found Kik fun for video stuff but other than that it's a bit crap lol "

Haha thought you didn't have kik

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You still have a nice arse PP xx

You'll make me blush "

As if xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You still have a nice arse PP xx

You'll make me blush

As if xx"

I'm only human

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You still have a nice arse PP xx

You'll make me blush

As if xx

I'm only human "

Yeah but a nice one x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Kat have you tried deleting your kik app then re installing it

Helped mine to start working when I wasn’t

I've deleted it just not bothered reinstalling yet xx I found Kik fun for video stuff but other than that it's a bit crap lol

Haha thought you didn't have kik "

I used to that's what I mean . On my old phone . I can have it on my new one but just haven't as I don't have anyone to have chats with x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh my god it’s so hot here today

This sunny weather is turning me into a complete horny wreck grrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Kat have you tried deleting your kik app then re installing it

Helped mine to start working when I wasn’t

I've deleted it just not bothered reinstalling yet xx I found Kik fun for video stuff but other than that it's a bit crap lol

Haha thought you didn't have kik I used to that's what I mean . On my old phone . I can have it on my new one but just haven't as I don't have anyone to have chats with x "

Ooohhhhh I see x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh my god it’s so hot here today

This sunny weather is turning me into a complete horny wreck grrrrrr "

Morning to you too I recommend a cold shower xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh my god it’s so hot here today

This sunny weather is turning me into a complete horny wreck grrrrrr

Morning to you too I recommend a cold shower xx"

Thanks Kat

I’d prefer a hot and steamy session though haha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Kat have you tried deleting your kik app then re installing it

Helped mine to start working when I wasn’t

I've deleted it just not bothered reinstalling yet xx I found Kik fun for video stuff but other than that it's a bit crap lol

Haha thought you didn't have kik I used to that's what I mean . On my old phone . I can have it on my new one but just haven't as I don't have anyone to have chats with x

Ooohhhhh I see x"

I had one video chat a while back with someone on Kik which was fun , so I guess it's ok for that lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh my god it’s so hot here today

This sunny weather is turning me into a complete horny wreck grrrrrr

Morning to you too I recommend a cold shower xx

Thanks Kat

I’d prefer a hot and steamy session though haha "

Yeah me too x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Kat have you tried deleting your kik app then re installing it

Helped mine to start working when I wasn’t

I've deleted it just not bothered reinstalling yet xx I found Kik fun for video stuff but other than that it's a bit crap lol

Haha thought you didn't have kik I used to that's what I mean . On my old phone . I can have it on my new one but just haven't as I don't have anyone to have chats with x

Ooohhhhh I see x I had one video chat a while back with someone on Kik which was fun , so I guess it's ok for that lol "

Oh ok x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Right off to the dentist in go

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Right off to the dentist in go "

Bye PP xx

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Right off to the dentist in go "

Guessing you don’t like the dentist then?

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster

Right we’re disvussing nibbles

I know cake and biscuits are compulsory on this thread but what does everyone else like?

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By *ooby birdWoman  over a year ago

North West


"Right we’re disvussing nibbles

I know cake and biscuits are compulsory on this thread but what does everyone else like? "

Curvy I'm honestly starving at the moment

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Right we’re disvussing nibbles

I know cake and biscuits are compulsory on this thread but what does everyone else like?

Curvy I'm honestly starving at the moment "

No breakfast?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Right we’re disvussing nibbles

I know cake and biscuits are compulsory on this thread but what does everyone else like?

Curvy I'm honestly starving at the moment

No breakfast? "

I’ve got a hunger for a certain something lol

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Right we’re disvussing nibbles

I know cake and biscuits are compulsory on this thread but what does everyone else like?

Curvy I'm honestly starving at the moment

No breakfast?

I’ve got a hunger for a certain someone lol"

FIFY

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've not eaten since my lunch yesterday x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m having muesli x

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By *ooby birdWoman  over a year ago

North West


"Right we’re disvussing nibbles

I know cake and biscuits are compulsory on this thread but what does everyone else like?

Curvy I'm honestly starving at the moment

No breakfast? "

I usually have it at work but I went. Straight into a meeting at 8 -I've just got out

Somebody feed meeeeee

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Food, get your food here

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By *ooby birdWoman  over a year ago

North West


"Food, get your food here "

Jumps in line

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Might have a jacket spud in a bit x

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By *ooby birdWoman  over a year ago

North West


"Right we’re disvussing nibbles

I know cake and biscuits are compulsory on this thread but what does everyone else like?

Curvy I'm honestly starving at the moment

No breakfast?

I’ve got a hunger for a certain something lol"

Is it me? It is isn't it, it's me x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Right we’re disvussing nibbles

I know cake and biscuits are compulsory on this thread but what does everyone else like?

Curvy I'm honestly starving at the moment

No breakfast?

I’ve got a hunger for a certain something lol

Is it me? It is isn't it, it's me x"

Damn you worked it out so quickly x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Food, get your food here "

Are you on the menu nets, I need filling up x

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By *ooby birdWoman  over a year ago

North West


"Right we’re disvussing nibbles

I know cake and biscuits are compulsory on this thread but what does everyone else like?

Curvy I'm honestly starving at the moment

No breakfast?

I’ve got a hunger for a certain something lol

Is it me? It is isn't it, it's me x

Damn you worked it out so quickly x"

;-)

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Food, get your food here

Are you on the menu nets, I need filling up x "

It’s ok we all know you like nuts Angie

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By *ooby birdWoman  over a year ago

North West


"Food, get your food here

Are you on the menu nets, I need filling up x "

I'll wait in line behind you, send him my way when you're done x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Food, get your food here

Are you on the menu nets, I need filling up x

It’s ok we all know you like nuts Angie "

Oi are you suggesting I'm a nut? Just you wait

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath

Good morning people how are we all today anyone out in the sunshine today!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Food, get your food here

Are you on the menu nets, I need filling up x "

Well I drove today (bike out of action) so my armpits are sweet smelling

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Food, get your food here

Are you on the menu nets, I need filling up x

It’s ok we all know you like nuts Angie

Oi are you suggesting I'm a nut? Just you wait"

No I’m suggesting you carry some nuts that are of interest to her

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Food, get your food here

Jumps in line "

I like it when you jump/bounce

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good morning people how are we all today anyone out in the sunshine today!"

Hi James x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Food, get your food here

Are you on the menu nets, I need filling up x

It’s ok we all know you like nuts Angie "

Partial to a handful x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Food, get your food here

Are you on the menu nets, I need filling up x

I'll wait in line behind you, send him my way when you're done x "

He might need some time to recover x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good morning people how are we all today anyone out in the sunshine today!"

Hi James x

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By *elloIntrigueMan  over a year ago

North West UK

I think this weather is getting to you all... you won't catch me getting the horn..... oh i say.... Hello!!

Back later Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Food, get your food here

Are you on the menu nets, I need filling up x

Well I drove today (bike out of action) so my armpits are sweet smelling "

Oh that’s good, I can leave the nose pegs at home x

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath


"Good morning people how are we all today anyone out in the sunshine today!

Hi James x"

Hi

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath


"Good morning people how are we all today anyone out in the sunshine today!

Hi James x "

Hi

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By *ooby birdWoman  over a year ago

North West


"Food, get your food here

Are you on the menu nets, I need filling up x

I'll wait in line behind you, send him my way when you're done x

He might need some time to recover x "

I can wait x

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By *ooby birdWoman  over a year ago

North West


"I think this weather is getting to you all... you won't catch me getting the horn..... oh i say.... Hello!!

Back later Haha!"

Ha ha ha

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By *ooby birdWoman  over a year ago

North West


"Food, get your food here

Jumps in line

I like it when you jump/bounce "

I'm eager aren't I lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm on no ones to do list xx

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath

I’ve a massive to do list !!

Washing cook dinner

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By *ooby birdWoman  over a year ago

North West


"I'm on no ones to do list xx"

me neither I just like to put myself forward lol - brazen lol x

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath


"I'm on no ones to do list xx

me neither I just like to put myself forward lol - brazen lol x"

And why not!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve a massive to do list !!

Washing cook dinner "

Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm on no ones to do list xx

me neither I just like to put myself forward lol - brazen lol x"

Ohhhh now now I think you are on a few xx

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By *ooby birdWoman  over a year ago

North West


"I'm on no ones to do list xx

me neither I just like to put myself forward lol - brazen lol x

Ohhhh now now I think you are on a few xx"

That's a nice thing to say x x

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath


"I'm on no ones to do list xx

me neither I just like to put myself forward lol - brazen lol x

Ohhhh now now I think you are on a few xx

That's a nice thing to say x x "

it’s on lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm on no ones to do list xx

me neither I just like to put myself forward lol - brazen lol x

Ohhhh now now I think you are on a few xx

That's a nice thing to say x x "

Just being honest tbf I think being part of a married couple puts a lot off in here xx

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"I'm on no ones to do list xx

me neither I just like to put myself forward lol - brazen lol x"

Oi you two - stop now xx

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By *ooby birdWoman  over a year ago

North West


"I'm on no ones to do list xx

me neither I just like to put myself forward lol - brazen lol x

Ohhhh now now I think you are on a few xx

That's a nice thing to say x x

Just being honest tbf I think being part of a married couple puts a lot off in here xx"

.

Hmmmm I suppose it could - bollocks to em x

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath


"I'm on no ones to do list xx

me neither I just like to put myself forward lol - brazen lol x

Ohhhh now now I think you are on a few xx

That's a nice thing to say x x

Just being honest tbf I think being part of a married couple puts a lot off in here xx.

Hmmmm I suppose it could - bollocks to em x "

Now now you two plenty of other fish in the sea as they say right!!!

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By *ooby birdWoman  over a year ago

North West


"I'm on no ones to do list xx

me neither I just like to put myself forward lol - brazen lol x

Ohhhh now now I think you are on a few xx

That's a nice thing to say x x

Just being honest tbf I think being part of a married couple puts a lot off in here xx.

Hmmmm I suppose it could - bollocks to em x

Now now you two plenty of other fish in the sea as they say right!!! "

Damn right x

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By *ooby birdWoman  over a year ago

North West


"I'm on no ones to do list xx

me neither I just like to put myself forward lol - brazen lol x

Oi you two - stop now xx"

Sorry Dunky x

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath


"I'm on no ones to do list xx

me neither I just like to put myself forward lol - brazen lol x

Ohhhh now now I think you are on a few xx

That's a nice thing to say x x

Just being honest tbf I think being part of a married couple puts a lot off in here xx.

Hmmmm I suppose it could - bollocks to em x

Now now you two plenty of other fish in the sea as they say right!!!

Damn right x"

That’s my girl!!!!!!!!

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath

You girls think you have it hard on here! Try being a man you can’t say hi to anyone as they get really asst about it lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm not sorry at all it the truth well the way I see it xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm on no ones to do list xx

me neither I just like to put myself forward lol - brazen lol x

Ohhhh now now I think you are on a few xx

That's a nice thing to say x x

Just being honest tbf I think being part of a married couple puts a lot off in here xx.

Hmmmm I suppose it could - bollocks to em x "

Yeah I guess so just makes me feel really shitty about myself xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Afternoon people

Working from home this afternoon, we all know what that means

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well if it makes you feel any better I've got loads on my to do list.

Cut grass

Fix fence panel

Weed borders

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By *ooby birdWoman  over a year ago

North West


"I'm on no ones to do list xx

me neither I just like to put myself forward lol - brazen lol x

Ohhhh now now I think you are on a few xx

That's a nice thing to say x x

Just being honest tbf I think being part of a married couple puts a lot off in here xx.

Hmmmm I suppose it could - bollocks to em x

Yeah I guess so just makes me feel really shitty about myself xx"

Don't !!!!! You are brilliant, made me feel welcome from day 1 x x

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Afternoon people

Working from home this afternoon, we all know what that means "

Cider and a wank?

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath


"I'm on no ones to do list xx

me neither I just like to put myself forward lol - brazen lol x

Ohhhh now now I think you are on a few xx

That's a nice thing to say x x

Just being honest tbf I think being part of a married couple puts a lot off in here xx.

Hmmmm I suppose it could - bollocks to em x

Yeah I guess so just makes me feel really shitty about myself xx"

Added to my to do twice list ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Afternoon people

Working from home this afternoon, we all know what that means

Cider and a wank? "

That's got me laughing at my desk curves.

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"You girls think you have it hard on here! Try being a man you can’t say hi to anyone as they get really asst about it lol "

Ok ok ok

I won’t say hello to you from now on.

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Afternoon people

Working from home this afternoon, we all know what that means

Cider and a wank?

That's got me laughing at my desk curves. "

Thanks I’ll be here all week

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well if it makes you feel any better I've got loads on my to do list.

Cut grass

Fix fence panel

Weed borders "

My garden needs some work in it, how you fixed telex x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Afternoon people

Working from home this afternoon, we all know what that means

Cider and a wank?

That's got me laughing at my desk curves.

Thanks I’ll be here all week "

You're on form today kid.

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Well if it makes you feel any better I've got loads on my to do list.

Cut grass

Fix fence panel

Weed borders

My garden needs some work in it, how you fixed telex x "

Mine does too

You’re his angel

So I need to raise the stakes

WillTea, cake and a shag as thanks do?

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath


"You girls think you have it hard on here! Try being a man you can’t say hi to anyone as they get really asst about it lol

Ok ok ok

I won’t say hello to you from now on. "

WTF !!! you better lol cider or wank mmmmmm

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Afternoon people

Working from home this afternoon, we all know what that means

Cider and a wank?

That's got me laughing at my desk curves.

Thanks I’ll be here all week

You're on form today kid. "

I maybe feeling better

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well if it makes you feel any better I've got loads on my to do list.

Cut grass

Fix fence panel

Weed borders

My garden needs some work in it, how you fixed telex x "

No probs just wiping sweat off head with no top on.

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"You girls think you have it hard on here! Try being a man you can’t say hi to anyone as they get really asst about it lol

Ok ok ok

I won’t say hello to you from now on.

WTF !!! you better lol cider or wank mmmmmm"

Well thought I’d get arsey before you say hello

Make myself memorable

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well if it makes you feel any better I've got loads on my to do list.

Cut grass

Fix fence panel

Weed borders

My garden needs some work in it, how you fixed telex x

Mine does too

You’re his angel

So I need to raise the stakes

WillTea, cake and a shag as thanks do? "

You had me at will.

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath


"You girls think you have it hard on here! Try being a man you can’t say hi to anyone as they get really asst about it lol

Ok ok ok

I won’t say hello to you from now on.

WTF !!! you better lol cider or wank mmmmmm

Well thought I’d get arsey before you say hello

Make myself memorable "

You are x !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm on no ones to do list xx

me neither I just like to put myself forward lol - brazen lol x

Ohhhh now now I think you are on a few xx

That's a nice thing to say x x

Just being honest tbf I think being part of a married couple puts a lot off in here xx.

Hmmmm I suppose it could - bollocks to em x

Yeah I guess so just makes me feel really shitty about myself xx

Don't !!!!! You are brilliant, made me feel welcome from day 1 x x "

I like to try make everyone feel included not just those id like to meet xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm on no ones to do list xx

me neither I just like to put myself forward lol - brazen lol x

Ohhhh now now I think you are on a few xx

That's a nice thing to say x x

Just being honest tbf I think being part of a married couple puts a lot off in here xx.

Hmmmm I suppose it could - bollocks to em x

Yeah I guess so just makes me feel really shitty about myself xx

Don't !!!!! You are brilliant, made me feel welcome from day 1 x x

I like to try make everyone feel included not just those id like to meet xx"

You are part of a group that care about you never forget that.

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Well if it makes you feel any better I've got loads on my to do list.

Cut grass

Fix fence panel

Weed borders

My garden needs some work in it, how you fixed telex x

Mine does too

You’re his angel

So I need to raise the stakes

WillTea, cake and a shag as thanks do?

You had me at will. "

Better than “you had me at hello@ that libs tired af

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Well if it makes you feel any better I've got loads on my to do list.

Cut grass

Fix fence panel

Weed borders "

You deserve a rest now...& a beer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm on no ones to do list xx

me neither I just like to put myself forward lol - brazen lol x

Ohhhh now now I think you are on a few xx

That's a nice thing to say x x

Just being honest tbf I think being part of a married couple puts a lot off in here xx.

Hmmmm I suppose it could - bollocks to em x

Yeah I guess so just makes me feel really shitty about myself xx

Don't !!!!! You are brilliant, made me feel welcome from day 1 x x

I like to try make everyone feel included not just those id like to meet xx

You are part of a group that care about you never forget that. "

Yeah maybe thanks telex I'm just not good enough to fuck x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Afternoon people

Working from home this afternoon, we all know what that means

Cider and a wank? "

Probably two

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By *ooby birdWoman  over a year ago

North West


"Afternoon people

Working from home this afternoon, we all know what that means

Cider and a wank?

That's got me laughing at my desk curves. "

Ha ha ha ha me too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm on no ones to do list xx

me neither I just like to put myself forward lol - brazen lol x

Ohhhh now now I think you are on a few xx

That's a nice thing to say x x

Just being honest tbf I think being part of a married couple puts a lot off in here xx.

Hmmmm I suppose it could - bollocks to em x

Yeah I guess so just makes me feel really shitty about myself xx

Don't !!!!! You are brilliant, made me feel welcome from day 1 x x

I like to try make everyone feel included not just those id like to meet xx

You are part of a group that care about you never forget that.

Yeah maybe thanks telex I'm just not good enough to fuck x"

Well at least you have a partner, some of us have nobody. X

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By *ooby birdWoman  over a year ago

North West


"I'm on no ones to do list xx

me neither I just like to put myself forward lol - brazen lol x

Ohhhh now now I think you are on a few xx

That's a nice thing to say x x

Just being honest tbf I think being part of a married couple puts a lot off in here xx.

Hmmmm I suppose it could - bollocks to em x

Yeah I guess so just makes me feel really shitty about myself xx

Don't !!!!! You are brilliant, made me feel welcome from day 1 x x

I like to try make everyone feel included not just those id like to meet xx

You are part of a group that care about you never forget that.

Yeah maybe thanks telex I'm just not good enough to fuck x"

I'd do you if I was that way inclined x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm on no ones to do list xx

me neither I just like to put myself forward lol - brazen lol x

Ohhhh now now I think you are on a few xx

That's a nice thing to say x x

Just being honest tbf I think being part of a married couple puts a lot off in here xx.

Hmmmm I suppose it could - bollocks to em x

Yeah I guess so just makes me feel really shitty about myself xx

Don't !!!!! You are brilliant, made me feel welcome from day 1 x x

I like to try make everyone feel included not just those id like to meet xx

You are part of a group that care about you never forget that.

Yeah maybe thanks telex I'm just not good enough to fuck x

Well at least you have a partner, some of us have nobody. X"

Your right there and I do love him x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm on no ones to do list xx

me neither I just like to put myself forward lol - brazen lol x

Ohhhh now now I think you are on a few xx

That's a nice thing to say x x

Just being honest tbf I think being part of a married couple puts a lot off in here xx.

Hmmmm I suppose it could - bollocks to em x

Yeah I guess so just makes me feel really shitty about myself xx

Don't !!!!! You are brilliant, made me feel welcome from day 1 x x

I like to try make everyone feel included not just those id like to meet xx

You are part of a group that care about you never forget that.

Yeah maybe thanks telex I'm just not good enough to fuck x

I'd do you if I was that way inclined x "

Haha cheers for that xx

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster

I always say if As long as I’m good enough for the 3F’s that’s all that matters the rest I’ll give the 4th F too

1. Family

2. Friends

3. Fella

4. fuck off

If your haven’t got a fella you soon will have with a self positive attitude like that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I always say if As long as I’m good enough for the 3F’s that’s all that matters the rest I’ll give the 4th F too

1. Family

2. Friends

3. Fella

4. fuck off

If your haven’t got a fella you soon will have with a self positive attitude like that

"

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster

OH and before I’m told I’m sexiest

Switch the F for fella to female

And bobs you’re unclea was and Fanny’s your aunt

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By *ooby birdWoman  over a year ago

North West


"I'm on no ones to do list xx

me neither I just like to put myself forward lol - brazen lol x

Ohhhh now now I think you are on a few xx

That's a nice thing to say x x

Just being honest tbf I think being part of a married couple puts a lot off in here xx.

Hmmmm I suppose it could - bollocks to em x

Yeah I guess so just makes me feel really shitty about myself xx

Don't !!!!! You are brilliant, made me feel welcome from day 1 x x

I like to try make everyone feel included not just those id like to meet xx

You are part of a group that care about you never forget that.

Yeah maybe thanks telex I'm just not good enough to fuck x

I'd do you if I was that way inclined x

Haha cheers for that xx"

;-) x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well if it makes you feel any better I've got loads on my to do list.

Cut grass

Fix fence panel

Weed borders "

I'm on your "to do"list too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well if it makes you feel any better I've got loads on my to do list.

Cut grass

Fix fence panel

Weed borders

I'm on your "to do"list too "

Your on mine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well if it makes you feel any better I've got loads on my to do list.

Cut grass

Fix fence panel

Weed borders

I'm on your "to do"list too "

One of many girl get in the que

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well if it makes you feel any better I've got loads on my to do list.

Cut grass

Fix fence panel

Weed borders

I'm on your "to do"list too

One of many girl get in the que "

Queue??... fuck that!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well if it makes you feel any better I've got loads on my to do list.

Cut grass

Fix fence panel

Weed borders

I'm on your "to do"list too

One of many girl get in the que

Queue??... fuck that!!! "

Grab a ticket, door on the left, one fuck each.

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By *unshine05Man  over a year ago

Sherborne

afternoon

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath

God I’m melting here !!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"afternoon "

Good afternoon. This weather works wonders for your user name my friend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

It is a tad warm.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It’s a beautiful day indeed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It is a tad warm."

I wouldn't know P I'm stuck in this shit hole.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It is a tad warm.

I wouldn't know P I'm stuck in this shit hole. "

Stop peeking through the letter box and get yourself outside

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It is a tad warm.

I wouldn't know P I'm stuck in this shit hole.

Stop peeking through the letter box and get yourself outside "

Might stick bellend out of letterbox just to feel the breeze.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It is a tad warm.

I wouldn't know P I'm stuck in this shit hole.

Stop peeking through the letter box and get yourself outside

Might stick bellend out of letterbox just to feel the breeze. "

Just because it doesn't snap shut

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It is a tad warm.

I wouldn't know P I'm stuck in this shit hole.

Stop peeking through the letter box and get yourself outside

Might stick bellend out of letterbox just to feel the breeze.

Just because it doesn't snap shut "

Look like that thing off return of the Jedi that sticks out of Jaba's den.

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By *unshine05Man  over a year ago

Sherborne

ironically I like the sun just not the heat....

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Afternoon all - I’ve decided to ‘work’ from home, outside, in the garden, honest

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Afternoon all - I’ve decided to ‘work’ from home, outside, in the garden, honest "

If you get half as much work done as I have from Home today you will do well

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By *olieandSlaveCouple  over a year ago

Stafford


"Afternoon all - I’ve decided to ‘work’ from home, outside, in the garden, honest

If you get half as much work done as I have from Home today you will do well "

If you are both in the same garden working.... I'm coming over for some naked sunbathing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Afternoon all - I’ve decided to ‘work’ from home, outside, in the garden, honest

If you get half as much work done as I have from Home today you will do well

If you are both in the same garden working.... I'm coming over for some naked sunbathing "

Come to mine I promise you’ll find us both here

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By *olieandSlaveCouple  over a year ago

Stafford


"Afternoon all - I’ve decided to ‘work’ from home, outside, in the garden, honest

If you get half as much work done as I have from Home today you will do well

If you are both in the same garden working.... I'm coming over for some naked sunbathing

Come to mine I promise you’ll find us both here "

On my way

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Afternoon all - I’ve decided to ‘work’ from home, outside, in the garden, honest

If you get half as much work done as I have from Home today you will do well "

That bad huh?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Afternoon all - I’ve decided to ‘work’ from home, outside, in the garden, honest

If you get half as much work done as I have from Home today you will do well

That bad huh? "

I’ve been a horn ball all day this weather is destroying me lol

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By *ooby birdWoman  over a year ago

North West


"Afternoon all - I’ve decided to ‘work’ from home, outside, in the garden, honest "

Can I come round?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Afternoon everyone, just back from shopping. I’m having a lie down to let the painkillers work x

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Afternoon everyone, just back from shopping. I’m having a lie down to let the painkillers work x "

Oh no and you were fine this morning

Really hope they get to the bottom of it soon x

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By *ooby birdWoman  over a year ago

North West


"Afternoon everyone, just back from shopping. I’m having a lie down to let the painkillers work x "

Hope you feel better soon x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't care its not even 3.30 I'm having pimms cider with lots of ice x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Afternoon everyone, just back from shopping. I’m having a lie down to let the painkillers work x

Oh no and you were fine this morning

Really hope they get to the bottom of it soon x"

I know, this is the problem that I can be fine one minute then the next I’m in agony. Hopefully they’ll work and I can call the hospital x

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By *ooby birdWoman  over a year ago

North West


"I don't care its not even 3.30 I'm having pimms cider with lots of ice x"

Do it, do it, do it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't care its not even 3.30 I'm having pimms cider with lots of ice x

Do it, do it, do it! "

Already poured xx

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By *ooby birdWoman  over a year ago

North West


"I don't care its not even 3.30 I'm having pimms cider with lots of ice x

Do it, do it, do it!

Already poured xx"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Afternoon everyone, just back from shopping. I’m having a lie down to let the painkillers work x

Hope you feel better soon x "

Thank you B.B. x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't care its not even 3.30 I'm having pimms cider with lots of ice x"

That sounds nice Kat x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Afternoon all - I’ve decided to ‘work’ from home, outside, in the garden, honest

Can I come round?"

Yes, you know what to bring

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't care its not even 3.30 I'm having pimms cider with lots of ice x

That sounds nice Kat x "

It is and its not overly fizzy like some ciders xx

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By *ooby birdWoman  over a year ago

North West


"Afternoon all - I’ve decided to ‘work’ from home, outside, in the garden, honest

Can I come round?

Yes, you know what to bring "

I can't find my bikini top ......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't care its not even 3.30 I'm having pimms cider with lots of ice x

That sounds nice Kat x

It is and its not overly fizzy like some ciders xx"

I’ll have a look for that. The Cidre ones are nice as well x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't care its not even 3.30 I'm having pimms cider with lots of ice x

That sounds nice Kat x

It is and its not overly fizzy like some ciders xx

I’ll have a look for that. The Cidre ones are nice as well x "

Yeah I've had those but a long time ago xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/04/18 15:59:42]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Afternoon all - I’ve decided to ‘work’ from home, outside, in the garden, honest

Can I come round?

Yes, you know what to bring

I can't find my bikini top ......"

I didn’t steel it I promise

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By *ooby birdWoman  over a year ago

North West


"Afternoon all - I’ve decided to ‘work’ from home, outside, in the garden, honest

Can I come round?

Yes, you know what to bring

I can't find my bikini top ......

I didn’t steel it I promise "

Still can't find it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Afternoon all - I’ve decided to ‘work’ from home, outside, in the garden, honest

Can I come round?

Yes, you know what to bring

I can't find my bikini top ......

I didn’t steel it I promise

Still can't find it "

I'm sure the guys wont mind if you go topples x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Afternoon all - I’ve decided to ‘work’ from home, outside, in the garden, honest

Can I come round?

Yes, you know what to bring

I can't find my bikini top ......

I didn’t steel it I promise

Still can't find it "

I’ll just double check and make sure it didn’t slip inside my back pocket

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evening all x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all x"

Hi booboo x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all x"

Hi booboo xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all x"

Alright

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all x

Hi booboo x "

Hey Angie x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all x

Hi booboo xx"

Hey kat xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all x

Alright "

Hello you xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all x

Hi booboo xx

Hey kat xx"

You ok xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all x

Hi booboo xx

Hey kat xx

You ok xx"

Yes babe how're you? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all x

Hi booboo xx

Hey kat xx

You ok xx

Yes babe how're you? Xx"

Sleepy and in pain but not feeling sick xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evening all ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all ... "

Hey sassy x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all ... "

Hi Sssassy x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hi all x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hi all x"

Hi best x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hi all x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hi cockwomble in just out of the shower and just about to have another cider xx

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster

Evening all x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all x "

Hi curvy x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all x "

Hello x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all x

Hello x"

hi sausage jockey x

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster

It’s been bloody lovely today

Now all my works done and it’s a bit cooler I’m chilling in the garden since the kids are already in bed for night, earlier bedtime is normal practice for them in the heat as it wipes them out bless em

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all x

Hello xhi sausage jockey x"

Oooiiiiii less of that cockwomble xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It’s been bloody lovely today

Now all my works done and it’s a bit cooler I’m chilling in the garden since the kids are already in bed for night, earlier bedtime is normal practice for them in the heat as it wipes them out bless em "

Aww, though double bonus. Time to put your feet up with a glass of wine x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It’s been bloody lovely today

Now all my works done and it’s a bit cooler I’m chilling in the garden since the kids are already in bed for night, earlier bedtime is normal practice for them in the heat as it wipes them out bless em "

Result

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