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Hand goes into wank mode

By *olgate OP Man over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Those of you that know me know that I sufffered an injury earlier this year. I’m currently undergoing physiotherapy to build everything back up.

One problem I have at the moment is when attempting to open bottles, the muscle shakes are so bad it looks like my hand has gone into wank mode.

It’s like watching a Malteser advert on telly

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Oh dear I bet that gets some funny looks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hope it doesn't go into bottle opening mode when you have a wank

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By *olgate OP Man over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I hope it doesn't go into bottle opening mode when you have a wank "

The grip won’t be that tight for quite a while

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hope it doesn't go into bottle opening mode when you have a wank

The grip won’t be that tight for quite a while "

Good luck getting there

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By *olgate OP Man over a year ago

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My X-ray would make a cool av

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You should get a job in a bar serving Coke a cola just for a laugh.

Would you like your bottle opening sir.... No, errr no, I'm fine thanks.

Are you sure, it's part of the service.

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By *olgate OP Man over a year ago

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There won’t be much left when the lid comes off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There won’t be much left when the lid comes off

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I know, would be funny.

I once pretend to be blind in a pub, was hilarious, I kept knocking over the glass the barman put there and he kept apologizing, then I asked where the toilets were and walked in the lady's instead, he quickly came and got me out and pushed me towards the gents...I said can you point me towards the urinal and he just snapped and said use the cubicle instead

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By *olgate OP Man over a year ago

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"There won’t be much left when the lid comes off

I know, would be funny.

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