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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Sorry might not be to everyones taste,but made me chuckle,just had to share! x
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their own design.
First was a butcher, with a smart wit,
and using a knife he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
by using red velvet, he lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee.
Last was a sailor, dirty little runt,
he sucked it and f*cked it, and called called it a c***.
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I HATE it......
It's juvenile and vile.
I was okay until it got to the 'fish' thing.
If your fanny smells of fish go to the doctor you have an infection.
YES I know im banging on but stuff like this is derogatory and keeps myths going.
There was even a joke on t.v. this week about men going home smelling of fish.
The above is clearly written by an ignorant male. If a woman wrote it it wouldn't be so crass.
I do like clever stuff but base stuff ....nah im not a fan. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I HATE it......
It's juvenile and vile.
I was okay until it got to the 'fish' thing.
If your fanny smells of fish go to the doctor you have an infection.
YES I know im banging on but stuff like this is derogatory and keeps myths going.
There was even a joke on t.v. this week about men going home smelling of fish.
The above is clearly written by an ignorant male. If a woman wrote it it wouldn't be so crass.
I do like clever stuff but base stuff ....nah im not a fan. "
Wrong side a bed dear??? xx  |
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"I HATE it......
It's juvenile and vile.
I was okay until it got to the 'fish' thing.
If your fanny smells of fish go to the doctor you have an infection.
YES I know im banging on but stuff like this is derogatory and keeps myths going.
There was even a joke on t.v. this week about men going home smelling of fish.
The above is clearly written by an ignorant male. If a woman wrote it it wouldn't be so crass.
I do like clever stuff but base stuff ....nah im not a fan.
Wrong side a bed dear??? xx "
No. Don't be so condescending PETAL !
That's my honest opinion.
I'm not in a bad mood at all.
Why is it when a woman voices an opinion a man will say she's in a bad mood ? due on ? or got out of the wrong side of the bed ?
I find the rhyme to be juvenile shite but defend the posters right to post it.....
It's crap. Crap with a smile if you like. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I HATE it......
It's juvenile and vile.
I was okay until it got to the 'fish' thing.
If your fanny smells of fish go to the doctor you have an infection.
YES I know im banging on but stuff like this is derogatory and keeps myths going.
There was even a joke on t.v. this week about men going home smelling of fish.
The above is clearly written by an ignorant male. If a woman wrote it it wouldn't be so crass.
I do like clever stuff but base stuff ....nah im not a fan.
Wrong side a bed dear??? xx
No. Don't be so condescending PETAL !
That's my honest opinion.
I'm not in a bad mood at all.
Why is it when a woman voices an opinion a man will say she's in a bad mood ? due on ? or got out of the wrong side of the bed ?
I find the rhyme to be juvenile shite but defend the posters right to post it.....
It's crap. Crap with a smile if you like. "
Wasnt knockin ya opinion lol just not like you xx |
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"I HATE it......
It's juvenile and vile.
I was okay until it got to the 'fish' thing.
If your fanny smells of fish go to the doctor you have an infection.
YES I know im banging on but stuff like this is derogatory and keeps myths going.
There was even a joke on t.v. this week about men going home smelling of fish.
The above is clearly written by an ignorant male. If a woman wrote it it wouldn't be so crass.
I do like clever stuff but base stuff ....nah im not a fan.
Wrong side a bed dear??? xx
No. Don't be so condescending PETAL !
That's my honest opinion.
I'm not in a bad mood at all.
Why is it when a woman voices an opinion a man will say she's in a bad mood ? due on ? or got out of the wrong side of the bed ?
I find the rhyme to be juvenile shite but defend the posters right to post it.....
It's crap. Crap with a smile if you like.
Wasnt knockin ya opinion lol just not like you xx "
Ahhhhhhh but it isssssss 
I DETEST anything that denigrates either gender.
Jokes about fannies are great but NOT fishy fannies......
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"For the record ( just in case the self righteous brigade come in to lecture )
Soapy and I are NOT arguing.....
YES we are xx
Oh no, you're not
Ahhhhhh well we might be mrs. Nosey"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ahhhhhh well we might be mrs. Nosey
Didn't realise this was a private discussion "
Psst... Theres something fishy going on...
When these two stop carping on in this bass fashion, theyll find a perch and stop codding around...;-)
This will become a nice place for everyone to have a whale* of a time...;-)
*so Whales arent fish... The porpoise of my text allows for scaling new depths... |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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"Ahhhhhh well we might be mrs. Nosey
Didn't realise this was a private discussion
Psst... Theres something fishy going on...
When these two stop carping on in this bass fashion, theyll find a perch and stop codding around...;-)
This will become a nice place for everyone to have a whale* of a time...;-)
*so Whales arent fish... The porpoise of my text allows for scaling new depths..."
Trust you! 
You're a "dab" hand at these puns! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ahhhhhh well we might be mrs. Nosey
Didn't realise this was a private discussion
Psst... Theres something fishy going on...
When these two stop carping on in this bass fashion, theyll find a perch and stop codding around...;-)
This will become a nice place for everyone to have a whale* of a time...;-)
*so Whales arent fish... The porpoise of my text allows for scaling new depths...
Trust you!
You're a "dab" hand at these puns! "
Badum.. Tish...!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lol said it wasn't for everyone, there's other points to it not just the fishy thing! Still like it but I suppose it does take a G. S. O. H x
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Thats fine... Youre off the hook...;-)
Thankfully we dont all have the same sense of humour...
{ Got any more? } |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
"Lol said it wasn't for everyone, there's other points to it not just the fishy thing! Still like it but I suppose it does take a G. S. O. H x
Thats fine... Youre off the hook...;-)
Thankfully we dont all have the same sense of humour...
{ Got any more? }"
After a little thought, I wondered if we'll be Flounder - ing, Angling for more connections?
Maybe I'm the Sole poster with a SOH such as this, in a Grouper all of my own!
Cod knows! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lol said it wasn't for everyone, there's other points to it not just the fishy thing! Still like it but I suppose it does take a G. S. O. H x
Thats fine... Youre off the hook...;-)
Thankfully we dont all have the same sense of humour...
{ Got any more? }
After a little thought, I wondered if we'll be Flounder - ing, Angling for more connections?
Maybe I'm the Sole poster with a SOH such as this, in a Grouper all of my own!
Cod knows!"
There must be rivers of these...
But... Honestly...
We both need to get out more... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Bloody hell is that poem still going around. I heard that in senior school, told to us by the group of naughty boys whose hormones were racing away with them - it was funny then but I was 15.
I really dislike things like that and anyone who refers to women as smelling or tasting of fish makes me cringe and I certainly wouldn't engage with anyone who spoke in that way about women.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lol said it wasn't for everyone, there's other points to it not just the fishy thing! Still like it but I suppose it does take a G. S. O. H x
Or a simple one."
Thats why it caught my tickle buds...  |
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"Lol said it wasn't for everyone, there's other points to it not just the fishy thing! Still like it but I suppose it does take a G. S. O. H x
Or a simple one.
Thats why it caught my tickle buds... "
Oh alright. You have a sophisticated simpleness about you x happy now ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lol said it wasn't for everyone, there's other points to it not just the fishy thing! Still like it but I suppose it does take a G. S. O. H x
Or a simple one.
Thats why it caught my tickle buds...
Oh alright. You have a sophisticated simpleness about you x happy now ? "
Positively tittersome... Fankoo... |
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