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Enough of the small talk
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"Who wants to bang me?
With their penis
Or lady penis
Just not with a gun
Just pick someone ... Believe me, they'd do it!  "
I'll wait until we have enough for spin the bottle and it lands on Hatter..
I mean some random person because I would never make it land on Hatter accidentally on purpose  |
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"Il bang you so hard we would creat a whole new universe  "
Oh my fucking God.... that's it! That's how it happened. That's how the big bang come about. I was fucking so hard all those years ago I, personally, created the world! |
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"Who wants to bang me?
With their penis
Or lady penis
Just not with a gun
I'd bang you until the neighbours complained about the smell.  "
You haven't smelt my dog. Breath that could make a maggot gag. |
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over a year ago
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"Il bang you so hard we would creat a whole new universe
Oh my fucking God.... that's it! That's how it happened. That's how the big bang come about. I was fucking so hard all those years ago I, personally, created the world! "
It was a long time ago we were d*unk |
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"Il bang you so hard we would creat a whole new universe
Oh my fucking God.... that's it! That's how it happened. That's how the big bang come about. I was fucking so hard all those years ago I, personally, created the world!
It was a long time ago we were d*unk "
Boom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who wants to bang me?
With their penis
Or lady penis
Just not with a gun
I dreamt this would happen 
Ooooo you flirt "
What can I say, peaches are my favourite fruit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only if i can insert some broccoli in your butthole or its no deal
They don't call ya dip-broc for nothing  "
Thats it, im changing my name to dash dip broc...love it |
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"Nah
Effort?
You know how I feel about effort.
You used it all up woooing me
Please, I was effortless when doing that. "
I'm pretending ok... it's how I make it through the day. In the style of Elton John.... don't go breaking my heart |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who wants to bang me?
With their penis
Or lady penis
Just not with a gun
I dreamt this would happen
Ooooo you flirt
What can I say, peaches are my favourite fruit "
Can I join in?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who wants to bang me?
With their penis
Or lady penis
Just not with a gun
I dreamt this would happen
Ooooo you flirt
What can I say, peaches are my favourite fruit
Can I join in? "
God I hope so |
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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago
the gym and random places |
"Who wants to bang me?
With their penis
Or lady penis
Just not with a gun
Me!
Your lips are blue, they must be cold... do they need warming on my . ..."
They do need warming up.... wheres the hottest place to put them? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who wants to bang me?
With their penis
Or lady penis
Just not with a gun
Tried that, you feed me whiskey till I fell asleep, stole my wallet and bought yourself a ham and cheese sandwich "
Your profile is hilarious |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you were here now I’d be banging you hard from behind so that my balls really slap against that lovely ass x"
This confused me 
How would your balls be slapping her arse?
Unless they’re above your penis somehow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nah
Effort?
You know how I feel about effort.
You used it all up woooing me
Please, I was effortless when doing that.
I'm pretending ok... it's how I make it through the day. In the style of Elton John.... don't go breaking my heart"
I couldn't if I tried |
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"Who wants to bang me?
With their penis
Or lady penis
Just not with a gun
Tried that, you feed me whiskey till I fell asleep, stole my wallet and bought yourself a ham and cheese sandwich "
I knew I shoulda chosen bacon. |
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"If you were here now I’d be banging you hard from behind so that my balls really slap against that lovely ass x
This confused me
How would your balls be slapping her arse?
Unless they’re above your penis somehow "
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"Who wants to bang me?
With their penis
Or lady penis
Just not with a gun
Me!
Your lips are blue, they must be cold... do they need warming on my . ...
They do need warming up.... wheres the hottest place to put them? "
I may have just slipped a cheeky fart out so I'd say the ring of fire |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who wants to bang me?
With their penis
Or lady penis
Just not with a gun
I dreamt this would happen
Ooooo you flirt
What can I say, peaches are my favourite fruit
Can I join in?
Here's trouble  "
Your thread would be so empty without me |
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"That depends, What can you offer me if drive all that way,
How good do you suck/ride cock
Its a long drive you know 
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Very well indeed ta muchly. I can offer a half eaten dog treat and 3 sheets of bog roll.
What time shall I expect you? |
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"Nah
Effort?
You know how I feel about effort.
You used it all up woooing me
Please, I was effortless when doing that.
I'm pretending ok... it's how I make it through the day. In the style of Elton John.... don't go breaking my heart
I couldn't if I tried "
Thank you for playing  |
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"Who wants to bang me?
With their penis
Or lady penis
Just not with a gun
I dreamt this would happen
Ooooo you flirt
What can I say, peaches are my favourite fruit
Can I join in?
Here's trouble
Your thread would be so empty without me"
So would my vagina |
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"That depends, What can you offer me if drive all that way,
How good do you suck/ride cock
Its a long drive you know
Very well indeed ta muchly. I can offer a half eaten dog treat and 3 sheets of bog roll.
What time shall I expect you?"
I think i will pass, I have just eaten a curry so I'm pretty full and I recon I will need more then 3 sheets when it works its way through |
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"That depends, What can you offer me if drive all that way,
How good do you suck/ride cock
Its a long drive you know
Very well indeed ta muchly. I can offer a half eaten dog treat and 3 sheets of bog roll.
What time shall I expect you?
I think i will pass, I have just eaten a curry so I'm pretty full and I recon I will need more then 3 sheets when it works its way through "
Lightweight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looks like you could geta gangbang going with dicks and strapons.
Take a number and wait your turn, one at a time "
You do have the ability for 5 dicks/strapons to be pleased. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looks like you could geta gangbang going with dicks and strapons.
Take a number and wait your turn, one at a time
You do have the ability for 5 dicks/strapons to be pleased.
I'm only a shrimp "
At 4'9" you definitely are. 
You can still accommodate all of that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who wants to bang me?
With their penis
Or lady penis
Just not with a gun
Any time you like!
Will you bring your pringle pants?"
Damn right I would, they’re so comfy! Of course I hope that I wouldn’t be wearing them for long....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wondered why the m6 into the midlands was jammed tonight !!
The neon lights leading to my vag "
And a warning sign stating “ use caution when entering “ |
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"Looks like you could geta gangbang going with dicks and strapons.
Take a number and wait your turn, one at a time
You do have the ability for 5 dicks/strapons to be pleased.
I'm only a shrimp
At 4'9" you definitely are.
You can still accommodate all of that "
I know I've got a big gob but you're pushing your luck  |
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"Who wants to bang me?
With their penis
Or lady penis
Just not with a gun
Any time you like!
Will you bring your pringle pants?
Damn right I would, they’re so comfy! Of course I hope that I wouldn’t be wearing them for long.... "
Once you pop you can't stop |
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"I wondered why the m6 into the midlands was jammed tonight !!
The neon lights leading to my vag
And a warning sign stating “ use caution when entering “"
In the wise words of Metallica.....Sad but true |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wondered why the m6 into the midlands was jammed tonight !!
The neon lights leading to my vag
And a warning sign stating “ use caution when entering “
In the wise words of Metallica.....Sad but true "
Crash helmet and chin pads at the ready !!! |
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"I wondered why the m6 into the midlands was jammed tonight !!
The neon lights leading to my vag
And a warning sign stating “ use caution when entering “
In the wise words of Metallica.....Sad but true
Crash helmet and chin pads at the ready !!! "
Shin pads too, take no risks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who wants to bang me?
With their penis
Or lady penis
Just not with a gun
Any time you like!
Will you bring your pringle pants?
Damn right I would, they’re so comfy! Of course I hope that I wouldn’t be wearing them for long....
Once you pop you can't stop "
Don’t want to pop too soon though! |
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"Who wants to bang me?
With their penis
Or lady penis
Just not with a gun
Any time you like!
Will you bring your pringle pants?
Damn right I would, they’re so comfy! Of course I hope that I wouldn’t be wearing them for long....
Once you pop you can't stop
Don’t want to pop too soon though! "
Like a helium balloon hitting a hot light |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wondered why the m6 into the midlands was jammed tonight !!
The neon lights leading to my vag
And a warning sign stating “ use caution when entering “
In the wise words of Metallica.....Sad but true
Crash helmet and chin pads at the ready !!!
Shin pads too, take no risks "
Well can’t be too careful these days ... |
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"I wondered why the m6 into the midlands was jammed tonight !!
The neon lights leading to my vag
And a warning sign stating “ use caution when entering “
In the wise words of Metallica.....Sad but true
Crash helmet and chin pads at the ready !!!
Shin pads too, take no risks
Well can’t be too careful these days ... "
Charlie says, always tell your mummy before go off somewhere |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wondered why the m6 into the midlands was jammed tonight !!
The neon lights leading to my vag
And a warning sign stating “ use caution when entering “
In the wise words of Metallica.....Sad but true
Crash helmet and chin pads at the ready !!!
Shin pads too, take no risks
Well can’t be too careful these days ...
Charlie says, always tell your mummy before go off somewhere "
And look where Charlie takes you !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who wants to bang me?
With their penis
Or lady penis
Just not with a gun
Any time you like!
Will you bring your pringle pants?
Damn right I would, they’re so comfy! Of course I hope that I wouldn’t be wearing them for long....
Once you pop you can't stop
Don’t want to pop too soon though!
Like a helium balloon hitting a hot light"
Would certainly give the same sense of disappointment! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looks like you could geta gangbang going with dicks and strapons.
Take a number and wait your turn, one at a time
You do have the ability for 5 dicks/strapons to be pleased.
I'm only a shrimp
At 4'9" you definitely are.
You can still accommodate all of that
I know I've got a big gob but you're pushing your luck "
Sounds like you'd like a que of guys waiting to use you. I have first. |
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