"Next 'they' will be stopping us having all day brexits.
Sorry breakfasts*
No ham and cheese allowed. Only Heinz beans and black pud in the brexit days "
Heinz? HEINZ? FFFFFFUKIN GERMAN BEANS! 
Anyway I prefer my fry up in a hollowed out croissant just for the lols. |
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"I'm more bewildered as to how it even made the news or in what way it's newsworthy?!?! "
Slow new week ? Beyoncé trending about having her pics taken higher than the US bombing folk now that 2018 in a nutshell |
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A couple of my (least) favourite parts of the article:
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"They are dictating to me when I can buy pies and when I can shop."
Yes, yes they are. They do that already, by having opening times. Wait until she finds out that they’re also dictating WHAT she can buy (by only stocking groceries and some other household items) and if she’s even allowed to shop there at all (by being the owners and staff of the shop and deciding if you’re allowed in).
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"There’s more to this,” he said. “Morrisons have got their own agenda."
Yes. Of course they do. There’s a fucking meat pie conspiracy, I say. I bet the pies contain the meat of Elvis, Lee Harvey Oswald and the Roswell alien.
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"Who do they think us customers are? We are the people paying their wages."
Ah, that old belter. Indeed. And they’re paying your wages, sir. And you’re paying my wages, and I’m paying other people’s wages. It’s called ‘an economy’ you small-minded wazzock. |
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"https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/fury-after-morrisons-wouldnt-sell-14533827
Whatever is the world coming to??"
Not even a full English...with black pudding? Nooooooo.  |
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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago
Catthorpe |
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Who do they think us customers are? We are the people paying their wages.Ah, that old belter. Indeed. And they’re paying your wages, sir. And you’re paying my wages, and I’m paying other people’s wages. It’s called ‘an economy’ you small-minded wazzock."
Really had a giggle at this  |
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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago
the gym and random places |
"Bwahahahahahahaha
Turns out they are serial complainers and are being sued for literally 'being a twat'. 
http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/1303412.Legal_action_to_curb_complaints/"
Hahaha thats ace |
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"I'm more bewildered as to how it even made the news or in what way it's newsworthy?!?! "
The media source must be pretty desperate for stories
It was heartwarming to see the couple with the pies in their hands though. Mind you, the photo didn't have a clock in the background, so could have been taken at tea-time. |
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If any of you live near the pie couple would you please visit their Morrison's at about 8:30am and buy all the meat pies so that when the pie couple arrive at 8:45 am looking all smug and triumphant the Morrison's pie man can say "I'm sorry Mr and Mrs Linda grandmother of four and Tony Gilkes we've sold out, should have got here earlier" |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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"https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/fury-after-morrisons-wouldnt-sell-14533827
Whatever is the world coming to??"
It's probably down to the shop didn't afisharley open till 9am but let customers in arley to jump the mass dash. But till it hit 9am they carnt legally sell anything. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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What a very loaded story.
The husband doesn't really eat pastry, preferring his fish and chips three times a week.
I feel I should let the press know that Sainsbury's refused to let me have a San Francisco Sourdough loaf as it was cooling before being put out. I could see the bread. I could smell the bread but they kept insisting it was too hot for me to have it. I was told I had to wait 15 minutes! What is the world coming to?
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"Whatever is the world coming to??I’m not sure. Is your issue with the idiots who went to the paper, or the idiots at the paper who entertained them?"
And reporters are losing their jobs at an unprecedented rate due to the Internet...
Bollox, the Internet is not the reason, sacking is to good for that reporter, he should be dragged down fleet street by his testicles, being pulled by a team of horses...
Now that would be news worth reporting... |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Somebody sued McDonalds because the coffee was too hot and it scalded them. That bread does come out of a hot oven.. "
I know. My tongue was firmly in my cheek. I have no problem waiting for the bread to become available. If I can't wait then I won't have any bread.
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