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over a year ago
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"I don't think I will ever understand women.
You are riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma"
We’re pretty easy to understand.
If we’re upset, give us a cuddle
If we’re down, give us chocolate
If we ask how we look, never say “fine”  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't think I will ever understand women.
You are riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma"
It’s like an endless paradox..
I don’t get what men want, you don’t get what we want... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't think I will ever understand women.
You are riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma
We’re pretty easy to understand.
If we’re upset, give us a cuddle
If we’re down, give us chocolate
If we ask how we look, never say “fine” "
I’m not even that complicated..
I just want someone to be pleasant..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't think I will ever understand women.
You are riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma
We’re pretty easy to understand.
If we’re upset, give us a cuddle
If we’re down, give us chocolate
If we ask how we look, never say “fine” "
Ok so when we say what's the matter? Why do women lie and say nothing. When they've got a face like a smacked arse. Don't shout I'm only asking.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't think I will ever understand women.
You are riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma
We’re pretty easy to understand.
If we’re upset, give us a cuddle
If we’re down, give us chocolate
If we ask how we look, never say “fine” "
If we ask what's up, never say 'nothing' |
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"I don't think I will ever understand women.
You are riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma
We’re pretty easy to understand.
If we’re upset, give us a cuddle
If we’re down, give us chocolate
If we ask how we look, never say “fine” "
The cuddle and chocolate bit work for men (me) too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't think I will ever understand women.
You are riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma
We’re pretty easy to understand.
If we’re upset, give us a cuddle
If we’re down, give us chocolate
If we ask how we look, never say “fine”
Ok so when we say what's the matter? Why do women lie and say nothing. When they've got a face like a smacked arse. Don't shout I'm only asking. "
Were you reading over my shoulder, as we're on the same page?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't think I will ever understand women.
You are riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma
We’re pretty easy to understand.
If we’re upset, give us a cuddle
If we’re down, give us chocolate
If we ask how we look, never say “fine”
Ok so when we say what's the matter? Why do women lie and say nothing. When they've got a face like a smacked arse. Don't shout I'm only asking.
Were you reading over my shoulder, as we're on the same page? "
I apologise good man. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't think I will ever understand women.
You are riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma
We’re pretty easy to understand.
If we’re upset, give us a cuddle
If we’re down, give us chocolate
If we ask how we look, never say “fine”
Ok so when we say what's the matter? Why do women lie and say nothing. When they've got a face like a smacked arse. Don't shout I'm only asking. "
That’s just our resting bitch face... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't think I will ever understand women.
You are riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma
We’re pretty easy to understand.
If we’re upset, give us a cuddle
If we’re down, give us chocolate
If we ask how we look, never say “fine”
Ok so when we say what's the matter? Why do women lie and say nothing. When they've got a face like a smacked arse. Don't shout I'm only asking. "
It’s normally because someone is ungrateful about their eggs! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't think I will ever understand women.
You are riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma
We’re pretty easy to understand.
If we’re upset, give us a cuddle
If we’re down, give us chocolate
If we ask how we look, never say “fine”
Ok so when we say what's the matter? Why do women lie and say nothing. When they've got a face like a smacked arse. Don't shout I'm only asking.
It’s normally because someone is ungrateful about their eggs! "
Next time I'll say they're 'fine'  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Let's cut the shit.
You give them a hug you're too clingy.
You don't give them a hug, you don't care.
That's the wonders of the opposite sex that keeps us on our toes. If women or men were predictable then life would be boring. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A man who can multi task. That’s rarer than rocking horse shit.
I can wank and text  "
Does the text make sense though ? Or does it just say - yes, yes, yes, squirt ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A man who can multi task. That’s rarer than rocking horse shit.
I can wank and text
Does the text make sense though ? Or does it just say - yes, yes, yes, squirt ? "
You may be surprised to know this was written as I spanked the monkey |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A man who can multi task. That’s rarer than rocking horse shit.
How about breathing when they wank... does that count?  "
Wondered why I kept passing out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I ask myself this same question about MEN! "
Men are easy. Give them a bj or something nice to look at and they'll do anything for you.
Lasses are a pain in the ass. |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
"I ask myself this same question about MEN!
Men are easy. Give them a bj or something nice to look at and they'll do anything for you.
Lasses are a pain in the ass. "
If life was just that simple |
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"I know what I want from a man, a good fuck, a good laugh and a cuddle
Two out of three ain’t bad
Which two tho?
I have a great sense of humour and can cuddle "
Ahhh well we can't have everything, I'll compromise. We can have a cuddle and a wee laugh at your tiny willy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know what I want from a man, a good fuck, a good laugh and a cuddle
Two out of three ain’t bad
Which two tho?
I have a great sense of humour and can cuddle
Ahhh well we can't have everything, I'll compromise. We can have a cuddle and a wee laugh at your tiny willy. "
 oh my god. Pure savage. That made me laugh so hard. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A man who can multi task. That’s rarer than rocking horse shit.
How about breathing when they wank... does that count?
Wondered why I kept passing out. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I ask myself this same question about MEN!
Men are easy. Give them a bj or something nice to look at and they'll do anything for you.
Lasses are a pain in the ass.
If life was just that simple"
It really is. Guys are all about visuals and impulse. Lasses are more intellectually turned on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't think I will ever understand women.
You are riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma
We’re pretty easy to understand.
If we’re upset, give us a cuddle
If we’re down, give us chocolate
If we ask how we look, never say “fine”
The cuddle and chocolate bit work for men (me) too "
I don't have to be down to want chocolate. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I ask myself this same question about MEN!
Men are easy. Give them a bj or something nice to look at and they'll do anything for you.
Lasses are a pain in the ass. "
Ah sorry what? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I ask myself this same question about MEN! "
This always makes me smile..
https://www.google.co.uk/search?biw=1366&bih=654&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=rNbTWr2jDYzGgAbk76rQDg&q=men+and+women+switches&oq=men+and+women+switches&gs_l=psy-ab.3...25302.27634.0.28562.9.9.0.0.0.0.68.478.9.9.0....0...1c.1.64.psy-ab..0.6.342...0j0i67k1j0i5i30k1j0i13i5i30k1.0.dW2GNE1m8V0#imgrc=Z7hoh7qmqjUerM: |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
"I ask myself this same question about MEN!
This always makes me smile..
https://www.google.co.uk/search?biw=1366&bih=654&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=rNbTWr2jDYzGgAbk76rQDg&q=men+and+women+switches&oq=men+and+women+switches&gs_l=psy-ab.3...25302.27634.0.28562.9.9.0.0.0.0.68.478.9.9.0....0...1c.1.64.psy-ab..0.6.342...0j0i67k1j0i5i30k1j0i13i5i30k1.0.dW2GNE1m8V0#imgrc=Z7hoh7qmqjUerM:"
One switch whats that on or off hah x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I ask myself this same question about MEN!
Men are easy. Give them a bj or something nice to look at and they'll do anything for you.
Lasses are a pain in the ass. "
Let’s be fair, at 23 you can’t have that much to go on... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I ask myself this same question about MEN!
Men are easy. Give them a bj or something nice to look at and they'll do anything for you.
Lasses are a pain in the ass.
Let’s be fair, at 23 you can’t have that much to go on... "
Sister, cousins, lasses at uni/college, lasses I've always been around and lasses telling me that they are a pain in the ass.
Don't get me wrong, you are great fun in alot of ways, but you can get stuck in your ways at times. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I ask myself this same question about MEN!
Men are easy. Give them a bj or something nice to look at and they'll do anything for you.
Lasses are a pain in the ass.
Let’s be fair, at 23 you can’t have that much to go on...
Sister, cousins, lasses at uni/college, lasses I've always been around and lasses telling me that they are a pain in the ass.
Don't get me wrong, you are great fun in alot of ways, but you can get stuck in your ways at times. "
Oh fuck, be careful my friend. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let's cut the shit.
You give them a hug you're too clingy.
You don't give them a hug, you don't care.
That's the wonders of the opposite sex that keeps us on our toes. If women or men were predictable then life would be boring. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't think I will ever understand women.
You are riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma"
That’s a sweeping generalisations and completely true |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I ask myself this same question about MEN!
Men are easy. Give them a bj or something nice to look at and they'll do anything for you.
Lasses are a pain in the ass.
Let’s be fair, at 23 you can’t have that much to go on...
Sister, cousins, lasses at uni/college, lasses I've always been around and lasses telling me that they are a pain in the ass.
Don't get me wrong, you are great fun in alot of ways, but you can get stuck in your ways at times. "
I’m guessing most of those are still around the same age as you, bar some family. I was probably a bit of a pain in the arse at 23. However, men are just as bad |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A man who can multi task. That’s rarer than rocking horse shit. "
My boy, when he was 3ish said "look dad, I can brush my teeth and waggle my willy at the same time!"
If that's not multi tasking... I don't know what is! |
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