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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The biggest thing that puts me off a profile are pics on a single male profile showing more of their last shag than them.
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That Totally puts me off too |
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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago
Slough Windsor ish |
Other people in their pics... I don't believe for a second they all have express permission from the others to share their images on here.
The Sydney Uni, facebook legal or other legal warnings... just strikes me that they are a bit naive and easily lead, copying what others do regardless of the fact its pointless. We don't want to meet people that silly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The biggest thing that puts me off a profile are pics on a single male profile showing more of their last shag than them.
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Pretty much this and I have to admit I check the height too since I am pretty tall myself  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I find it strange when ladies complain about cock pics when we nearly all have boobs or pussy pics... So long as it's not "just" cock pics, I don't see a problem with them myself...  |
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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago
Slough Windsor ish |
People specifying 'no blacks, no Asians'
Baseball caps
Grotty looking backgrounds in their pics
People describing themselves as gods gift to the swinging community
Negative profiles and status updates... 'nobody meets here, all a bunch of timewasters' etc
Status updates that say things like 'horny, anyone meet me now' or 'up for anything' type profiles... really? Anyone and anything? Show some kind of preference, be a little bit choosey at least.
Any reference to drugs or getting d*unk/drinking ... if you need that shit to have fun you are not for us.
 Crikey its amazing we get any meets  |
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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago
near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack! |
"I find it strange when ladies complain about cock pics when we nearly all have boobs or pussy pics... So long as it's not "just" cock pics, I don't see a problem with them myself... "
Exactly! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When all it’s says is “here for nsa fun” and that’s it!!! Give some information... just a tiny bit!!!  "
Here for nasa fun i love looking at your moonie   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When all it’s says is “here for nsa fun” and that’s it!!! Give some information... just a tiny bit!!!
Here for nasa fun i love looking at your moonie "
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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago
Slough Windsor ish |
"I find it strange when ladies complain about cock pics when we nearly all have boobs or pussy pics... So long as it's not "just" cock pics, I don't see a problem with them myself... "
This.
I like a cock pic... but dont need it as the only picture of you or in my inbox first message. |
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The ones advertising furniture for sale are a bit off-putting.
The ones with kids in their pictures are odd.
And I immediately block any profile where the text is just excerpts from Eastenders scripts. |
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15 paragraphs on please make a effort no how are you etc or u will be blocked begging for thought & effort to be put in to ur message. Asking for face pics or no reply. . So you do all of the above spend 45min composing a amazing piece of art.. then you get the reply ..... hi . Nuff said |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Demands for a face pic to accompany a first message when there are no pics whatsoever on the profile.
No punctuation, poor grammar and spelling
Demanding something inventive as a message but being then being incapable of responding with something similar.
Action photos - no need for that. Practically every other site on the grown up internet has pics and videos. Leave somethings to the imagination or even remaining a surprise to be unwrapped at a meet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The biggest thing that puts me off a profile are pics on a single male profile showing more of their last shag than them.
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This!
I wanna see u, not the last person you f*%ked |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The biggest thing that puts me off a profile are pics on a single male profile showing more of their last shag than them.
This!
I wanna see u, not the last person you f*%ked "
I'm still a Virgin, so no chance of that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Plenty of things but my pet hate is couples profiles with only photos of the guy. "
Really?? Never seen that, they seem to usually be only of the ladies... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pointless pictures: you can see more of the background than the person and you can only tell from it that they have a head, 2 arms and 2 legs.
Lack of punctuation and/or poor grammar. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The biggest thing that puts me off a profile are pics on a single male profile showing more of their last shag than them.
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I would argue there are more single fem profiles with this scenario than single men. |
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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago
Slough Windsor ish |
"The biggest thing that puts me off a profile are pics on a single male profile showing more of their last shag than them.
I would argue there are more single fem profiles with this scenario than single men. "
Not a chance. I dont think Ive ever seen a female profile with pics of men hanging out of them. |
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"Demands for a face pic to accompany a first message when there are no pics whatsoever on the profile.
No punctuation, poor grammar and spelling
Demanding something inventive as a message but being then being incapable of responding with something similar.
Action photos - no need for that. Practically every other site on the grown up internet has pics and videos. Leave somethings to the imagination or even remaining a surprise to be unwrapped at a meet. "
I agree with all of the above! I really don’t like:
Livid red cocks! WTF!
Filthy untidy back grounds
Toilet shots 
A body covered in tatts - I like to see what I’m looking at!
Rant over |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The biggest thing that puts me off a profile are pics on a single male profile showing more of their last shag than them.
I would argue there are more single fem profiles with this scenario than single men.
Not a chance. I dont think Ive ever seen a female profile with pics of men hanging out of them."
Ermmmm...have you ever viewed one then ? They're pretty common! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I agree with all of the above! I really don’t like:
Livid red cocks! WTF!
Filthy untidy back grounds
Toilet shots
A body covered in tatts - I like to see what I’m looking at!
Rant over "
Are you the Waldorf to my Statler?
Would be fun to have a social with a bottle of CNDP and critique some of these shambolic profiles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"15 paragraphs on please make a effort no how are you etc or u will be blocked begging for thought & effort to be put in to ur message. Asking for face pics or no reply. . So you do all of the above spend 45min composing a amazing piece of art.. then you get the reply ..... hi . Nuff said"
exactly this, happens every time  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lists of demands so to speak."
This. And details of how often they attend the gym and are looking for an equally toned body. Gonnae just feck off to the gym then and pump someone there! |
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"Put Scaramouche as a title so that I know that you've read all of our boring bullshit "
Amateurs. My 'proof of reading' phrase is 'Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch'
Tongue tied in knots and placed firmly in cheek.....obviously!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When it says ‘gym fit’ no other type of fit will do, strictly getting fit from attending a boring gym."
I've never understood this phrase either... to me gym fir isn't very fit. |
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Boob selfies with 50 chins in shot.
A foot in a shoe.
An aggressive profile just going on about using the block button like it's some kind of threat.
People with broken caps lock keys who are !!PERMANENTLY SHOUTING!! |
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Action shots - stupid
Anything around a toilet
Clear photos except for the one that would really let you know if you fancied them
Nothing in the description that makes them sound fun or would be interested in me and my needs
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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what gets us is the ones that have been on for over a year next to no profile no photos at all or cant get any "thinking fakes"
plus the ones that demand face photo straight away but without any themselves our favourite 3 or 4 photos of tit bum an fanny add you as friends then see another40+ photos of tit bum an fanny odd dick
txt spk innit on the profile jesus the list goes on |
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By *arkRichMan
over a year ago
Manchester City Centre |
BAD PICS:
Pointless pics showing nothing if interest
Poor Quality
Zero pics at all...
BAD DESCRIPTION:
“Will fill in later”, “Ask”, “That would be telling” etc.
Bad spelling (exceptions made when English isn’t first language)
PICS OF SUPER EXPLICIT SEX: I love a naughty pic, but some things, such as double anal and cum plastered faces should be left to the imagination.
NEGATIVITY: Moaning about people in your profile and taking about what you are not looking for, instead of mentioning what you actually are looking for |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Profiles that just tell us exactly what the person wants. Who they are looking for. But tells the reader zilch about why we should be interested in meeting them. "
Hmmmm ... wonder if I’ll be making tweak one billion and two ... nope nope definitely need sleep instead |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
"Demands for a face pic to accompany a first message when there are no pics whatsoever on the profile.
No punctuation, poor grammar and spelling
Demanding something inventive as a message but being then being incapable of responding with something similar.
Action photos - no need for that. Practically every other site on the grown up internet has pics and videos. Leave somethings to the imagination or even remaining a surprise to be unwrapped at a meet.
I agree with all of the above! I really don’t like:
Livid red cocks! WTF!
Filthy untidy back grounds
Toilet shots
A body covered in tatts - I like to see what I’m looking at!
Rant over "
Regarding tattoos. People have them. Many people are proudbof them. Some people like them and some don't. Having a shot of your tattoos gives people who don't like them the option to pass by before meeting.
Personally I hate cliche ridden profiles. And those who are ridiculously demanding-even when in real life they could be considered less than attractive themselves. Speaking from experience I have seen many female profiles who I had no attraction to demanding 6' plus chiselled Adonis types with 9 inch cocks in the age range of 25 to 26, heavy cummers and repeaters blah blah blah.
And post play pics covered in spunk.. and random vegetable insertions.. |
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
hiding from cock pics. |
"Profiles that just tell us exactly what the person wants. Who they are looking for. But tells the reader zilch about why we should be interested in meeting them. "
That's what most messages are too... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've seen so many male accounts that say "If you're TV/TS/gay don't contact me not interested"
Yet they have 10 feedback all from TV/TS/gay men saying how he fucked them.
Odd is all. |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
"I've seen so many male accounts that say "If you're TV/TS/gay don't contact me not interested"
Yet they have 10 feedback all from TV/TS/gay men saying how he fucked them.
Odd is all."
Perhaps it's not gay if you make first contact?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anything that mentions or hints use of alcohol or drugs.
That's a 100% addvoid like the plage for me.
Not even a social.  "
Yet your profile says you're a social drinker Seeside! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anything that mentions or hints use of alcohol or drugs.
That's a 100% addvoid like the plage for me.
Not even a social.
Yet your profile says you're a social drinker Seeside! "
Haha and plage is French for beach |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The biggest thing that puts me off a profile are pics on a single male profile showing more of their last shag than them.
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I actually get annoyed when I see them. |
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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago
Catthorpe |
Do this and you're blocked
Do that and you're blocked
Dare to ask that and you're blocked
Don't say THE key word and you're blocked
Say the wrong key word and you're blocked
Look at my profile more than twice without sending a message and you're blocked
Disagree with me on the forum and you're blocked (as well as out of the clique) |
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