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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

We havent had a cat thread for awhile. Ive got one curled up in the nook of my arm. One on the other arm. One in the box and one on the table. All having an afternoon nap

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol

One on the sofa blanket by my feet washing herself (cute paw over head action going on). The other upstairs asleep on the chair at the foot of my bed. She'll pop in to meow hello when she gets up, as always.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Canny beat cat hair when your trying to eat a sandwich x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cat are wankers, I noticed yesterday that mine have clawed the stitching away from my leather sofa! They only play looking cute, inside they’re evil and bring in crap presents! Diamonds are a girls best friend not dead mice!

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

One has not long adopted my uncle, I sent him a birthday card which has a cat in a bird feeding table. The lettering was, All he has to do now, is to make a noise like a peanut

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Cat are wankers, I noticed yesterday that mine have clawed the stitching away from my leather sofa! They only play looking cute, inside they’re evil and bring in crap presents! Diamonds are a girls best friend not dead mice! "
my leather chair is scratched to pieces so i put a throw over it. In.my opinion you cant have a spotless house with 4 cats

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Awww, I get to see my family's pusscat today

My step dad was feeding her really spicy chicken breast the other day and she kept coming back for more.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My next door neighbour has a kitten who keeps chasing bumblebees..

Hope she never catches one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We’re waiting for our first Main Coon to be born!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"We’re waiting for our first Main Coon to be born!"
omg wonderful. I have moggies but a main coon would be fantastic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We have a beautiful ginger Norwegian Forest Cat. He has been grounded for a week after going missing but went out to play all last night so won’t be spotted all day as he’ll be sleeping one off!

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple  over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

Is it any wonder cats are the way they are ?

They are natures unsurpassed killing machienes

But they are only 8 lbs and we keep picking them up and kissing them

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By *raceytvcdTV/TS  over a year ago

mansfield

Hate em shittin in my garden.my j.r.t dont like em either

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Canny beat cat hair when your trying to eat a sandwich x"

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"We havent had a cat thread for awhile. Ive got one curled up in the nook of my arm. One on the other arm. One in the box and one on the table. All having an afternoon nap"

Cats?

Likey likey.

I have two, currently sat one either side of me, having their heads stroked.

I feel like Dave doubledecks of the feline world.....

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Is it any wonder cats are the way they are ?

They are natures unsurpassed killing machienes

But they are only 8 lbs and we keep picking them up and kissing them "

If you ever want to look into the cold dead heart of a serial killer, look into the eyes of a cat.....

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By *ystical_InkedBBWWoman  over a year ago

somewhere in the Shire of Derby

I've got two house cats, one is asleep on the sofa and the other is sat in the window watching the world go by.

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By *ilthyStrumpetCouple  over a year ago

Trowbridge

I love all animals...including cats, but they are cunts!

Your cats are not your pets...you're theirs!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We have 2 lovely cats. Both asleep upstairs on our bed at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pesky animals, dogs is better and more fun

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Mine is sat watching telly daft devil

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We only have one left now... a 'strawberry blonde' chunk!

The fucker was told off this morning for almost doing summit naughty, he's been on top of the fridge ever since!

Between him, the dog and the parrot, we live in a noisy house... but wouldn't be without them.

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By *ucy. AlCouple  over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

My little finger moggy is wrapped up in my daughter's unicorn blanket asleep on the bed x

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By *olliPineCouple  over a year ago

swingers clubs

Our cat believes it gets fed every time it comes home.

Now the weather is warm enough to keep the windows open she cones on every 15 mins meowing for food.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bear is lay in me as I type. Dribbling.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan  over a year ago

Coventry

I'm has just chose to jump on my pile of fresh clean washing out of the dryer and go to sleep. No point disturbing him not as his hairs will already be over it all by now ffs.

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By *entileschiWoman  over a year ago

Norwich

My ginger tom curls up on my bed most nights, but I had a visitor last night, so I threw the cat out.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m currently sat on the toilet with my cats as an audience. There is no privacy!

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I’m currently sat on the toilet with my cats as an audience. There is no privacy!"
mine makes me laugh at the face he pulls when he's having a wee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have 3 pesky cats, they bring in birds, mice and caterpillars.

My son has one he pinched off me. It sits and watches him on the toilet, then stands on its back legs looking down the pan when he flushes it. X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Canny beat cat hair when your trying to eat a sandwich x"

Try skinning the cat first.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ones asleep on our bed and the other is sat beside me as I do shredding lol x

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston

You can always find the odd stray moggy scratching and meowing it’s way around the forum

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My cat is sat on my knee as I type

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By *eliciousladyWoman  over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Adore all 8 of my cats, rescued as kittens and now they’re aged from 9 months old to 11years

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I got 4 cats but atm don't no wot thay are doing as I'm not at home I'm on my way to work.

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)  over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

I confess to having to having a Feline fetish.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My cats great, I taught him to bury his own shit.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I love my cats. They're both with me now, quietly snoring away on the bed.

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By *tonMessCouple  over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Ive come to bed for an afternoon nap. Just woke up to find all three on the bed with me, Holly curled up on Cheffys pillow, Amber at the end of the bed by my feet and Kevin on my chest breathing his fishy breath in my face

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By *iss_tressWoman  over a year ago

London

My cat used to be so shy. She'd only appear for food then disappear...then Ben moved in. During the day I seldom see her but I know when Ben is near the cat appears.

The other night I asked Ben what he was doing in the car for ten minutes. He asked how did I know I said your hairy arsed girlfriend appeared.

I'm sat on the bed hemming a skirt, the cat is nestled on the bed. I think Ben came to ask if I wanted a coffee but got distracted by the cat.

When I said he was more attentive to the cat than me he said "pussy is pussy!"

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan  over a year ago

Coventry


"I’m currently sat on the toilet with my cats as an audience. There is no privacy!"

I find the same issuse with my kids.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My sister has 4 indoor cats in a small flat You wouldn't know when you walk in that there's cats in the family.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m currently sat on the toilet with my cats as an audience. There is no privacy!

I find the same issuse with my kids."

Dogs are just as bad. My cat used to leave me alone.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Currently deciding whether to get a Scottish fold, British short hair, Persian or exotic. Best indoor cuddle monster wins. So suggestions please

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol


"Currently deciding whether to get a Scottish fold, British short hair, Persian or exotic. Best indoor cuddle monster wins. So suggestions please "

Get a moggie. They need homes too. And they all have little individual personalities so get the one who chooses you and you're onto a winner. I grew up with a pedigree cat, chosen by my mum, who loved me to bits and was an absolute cuddle monster where I was concerned. I've had rescue cats ever since and cuddle monsters have continued to abound.

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Currently deciding whether to get a Scottish fold, British short hair, Persian or exotic. Best indoor cuddle monster wins. So suggestions please "

PLEASE get a rescue kitty - they are overwhelmed with them at the moment! Go see them, you are bound to fall in love.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i have 2 moggies , an 8 yr old main coon and a six months old american bobtail cat , both female , both utter snooty bitches

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i have 2 moggies , an 8 yr old main coon and a six months old american bobtail cat , both female , both utter snooty bitches "

I’d love a Maine Coon one day, they look awesome!

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By *unloversCouple  over a year ago

rotherham

I would love a new rescue kitty but can’t find any local to me

I love all kitty’s but I really don’t want a black one

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By *umpkinMan  over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!


"Currently deciding whether to get a Scottish fold, British short hair, Persian or exotic. Best indoor cuddle monster wins. So suggestions please

PLEASE get a rescue kitty - they are overwhelmed with them at the moment! Go see them, you are bound to fall in love."

My rescue Torty is brilliant! Social with most of my visitors, only brings the odd dead mouse to the backdoor and not at all fussy with her food!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My all black mini diva is currently asleep on the back of the couch..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Currently deciding whether to get a Scottish fold, British short hair, Persian or exotic. Best indoor cuddle monster wins. So suggestions please

Get a moggie. They need homes too. And they all have little individual personalities so get the one who chooses you and you're onto a winner. I grew up with a pedigree cat, chosen by my mum, who loved me to bits and was an absolute cuddle monster where I was concerned. I've had rescue cats ever since and cuddle monsters have continued to abound."

The local ones haven't been suitable and it needs to be an indoor cat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

One of my new best friends is cat always seems happy to see me

Mr Kinky

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Currently deciding whether to get a Scottish fold, British short hair, Persian or exotic. Best indoor cuddle monster wins. So suggestions please

Get a moggie. They need homes too. And they all have little individual personalities so get the one who chooses you and you're onto a winner. I grew up with a pedigree cat, chosen by my mum, who loved me to bits and was an absolute cuddle monster where I was concerned. I've had rescue cats ever since and cuddle monsters have continued to abound.

The local ones haven't been suitable and it needs to be an indoor cat "

..And them be the options

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Omg

I have a Maine coon adorable crazy, aloof cats!

X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gonna need pictures!

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