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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What's the worst injury you've given yourself or inflicted on another whilst on Fab?
... I've just poured a piping hot cup of coffee all over myself.. my skins now as red as my boxers....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am joking 
Though I did get my lady lips caught up on my wand once 
Peach x
Phew, I was wondering how you were gonna apply a plaster  "
Kissing better seems to work
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am joking
Though I did get my lady lips caught up on my wand once
Peach x
Phew, I was wondering how you were gonna apply a plaster
Kissing better seems to work
Peach x"
It's a wonder treatment! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dislocated 2 fingers while giving a young lady a kit kat shuffle last year. No pain no gain 
Must've been a frantic finger blasting  "
I just fell face first onto the bed whilst falling in lurve with your avatar strumps 
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dislocated 2 fingers while giving a young lady a kit kat shuffle last year. No pain no gain
Must've been a frantic finger blasting "
It was a bit on the frantic side, the way she likes it to be fair. But I have fingers that dislocate easily anyway from years of playing rugby, it can happen without me even noticing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"While decorating an old Victorian house which involved stripping paint from an elaborate cornice using a scalpel,I fell from step ladder because floor boards weren't put back correctly by the plumber,anyway scalpel went into my lung.good job the tiler was downstairs and heard the crash because on my own It may have been a lot worse.p.s. Before mobile phones"
Fuck!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"While decorating an old Victorian house which involved stripping paint from an elaborate cornice using a scalpel,I fell from step ladder because floor boards weren't put back correctly by the plumber,anyway scalpel went into my lung.good job the tiler was downstairs and heard the crash because on my own It may have been a lot worse.p.s. Before mobile phones"
How were you fabbing? |
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"Dislocated 2 fingers while giving a young lady a kit kat shuffle last year. No pain no gain
Must've been a frantic finger blasting
I just fell face first onto the bed whilst falling in lurve with your avatar strumps
Peach x"
I agree miss peach She's absolutely breathtaking x |
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"Dislocated 2 fingers while giving a young lady a kit kat shuffle last year. No pain no gain
Must've been a frantic finger blasting
I just fell face first onto the bed whilst falling in lurve with your avatar strumps
Peach x
I agree miss peach She's absolutely breathtaking x "
You guys!  |
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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago
coventry..ish |
"While decorating an old Victorian house which involved stripping paint from an elaborate cornice using a scalpel,I fell from step ladder because floor boards weren't put back correctly by the plumber,anyway scalpel went into my lung.good job the tiler was downstairs and heard the crash because on my own It may have been a lot worse.p.s. Before mobile phones
How were you fabbing? :
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was messaging a lady on swinging heaven.lol.but seriously I got the wrong end of stick.just ignore me having a bad day. |
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Op when you say ’Fabbing’ do you mean while browsing the site or during a meet? Not that it seems to make a difference. You seem to be attracting all sorts of injuries but I would like the thread to get back on track. I was going to keep coming back and having a read for my amusement. So far it’s been very disappointing  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Op when you say ’Fabbing’ do you mean while browsing the site or during a meet? Not that it seems to make a difference. You seem to be attracting all sorts of injuries but I would like the thread to get back on track. I was going to keep coming back and having a read for my amusement. So far it’s been very disappointing "
Yes - when participating in any sort of Fab related activity. |
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"Op when you say ’Fabbing’ do you mean while browsing the site or during a meet? Not that it seems to make a difference. You seem to be attracting all sorts of injuries but I would like the thread to get back on track. I was going to keep coming back and having a read for my amusement. So far it’s been very disappointing
Yes - when participating in any sort of Fab related activity. "
This lot aren’t trying hard enough |
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"Op when you say ’Fabbing’ do you mean while browsing the site or during a meet? Not that it seems to make a difference. You seem to be attracting all sorts of injuries but I would like the thread to get back on track. I was going to keep coming back and having a read for my amusement. So far it’s been very disappointing
Yes - when participating in any sort of Fab related activity.
This lot aren’t trying hard enough "
Have dragged myself out of bed to go see one special fab guy I was so Ill i ended up in hospital but well worth the trip to see him |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does spitting drink all over your poor child count because I read something on the forum that literally made me spit my drink everywhere "
It would!! Bad girl, I hope it wasn't hot?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Op when you say ’Fabbing’ do you mean while browsing the site or during a meet? Not that it seems to make a difference. You seem to be attracting all sorts of injuries but I would like the thread to get back on track. I was going to keep coming back and having a read for my amusement. So far it’s been very disappointing
Yes - when participating in any sort of Fab related activity.
This lot aren’t trying hard enough
Have dragged myself out of bed to go see one special fab guy I was so Ill i ended up in hospital but well worth the trip to see him "
Oh dear - I trust you had speedy recovery and we're back to full fab health quickly? |
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"Op when you say ’Fabbing’ do you mean while browsing the site or during a meet? Not that it seems to make a difference. You seem to be attracting all sorts of injuries but I would like the thread to get back on track. I was going to keep coming back and having a read for my amusement. So far it’s been very disappointing
Yes - when participating in any sort of Fab related activity.
This lot aren’t trying hard enough
Have dragged myself out of bed to go see one special fab guy I was so Ill i ended up in hospital but well worth the trip to see him
Oh dear - I trust you had speedy recovery and we're back to full fab health quickly?"
Recovered well thanks still regularly see hi so hasn’t put him off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Were you involved in a sex accident that wasnt your fault? "
“Jane from Birmingham suffered a prolapsed anus after a bedroom accident and she won £14.20 in compensation.” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does spitting drink all over your poor child count because I read something on the forum that literally made me spit my drink everywhere
It would!! Bad girl, I hope it wasn't hot? "
It was and the child screamed for about an hour |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nothing mental...I had just had a contraceptive injection in my bum cheek, then a couple of hours later my FB came over, and spanked me so hard that my bum was numb for a week
Usually I’m numb for an hour or two, but oh no.... |
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By *oo32Man
over a year ago
tipperary |
"What's the worst injury you've given yourself or inflicted on another whilst on Fab?
... I've just poured a piping hot cup of coffee all over myself.. my skins now as red as my boxers.... "
Nothing injured apart from my pride |
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I broke my back & fractured my pelvis when I was younger.
Left me with a slight curve to my lower spine & a tilted pelvis.
It's OK though, I've learnt how to pop it back in when it goes
Just cover your ears if you're within 100 yards
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Swingfields 2016 will go down in bad fab history for us. The event itself was brilliant & so was the company but I was recovering from tonsillitis & thought I’d passed it on to Frank. It was non-Hodgkins Lymphoma. After a stem cell transplant he’s about to pass 1 year in remission. We laugh about it now but no-one could understand how he was so ill with a sore throat
B x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I broke my back & fractured my pelvis when I was younger.
Left me with a slight curve to my lower spine & a tilted pelvis.
It's OK though, I've learnt how to pop it back in when it goes
Just cover your ears if you're within 100 yards
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Aychawawa |
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