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By *hony34 OP Man over a year ago

Reading

Looking for Female for regular fun going out together to club and enjoy every moment what we both like

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Thats nice, what sort of places would you like to go to with this lucky lady?

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By *hony34 OP Man over a year ago

Reading

Depends on my dream lucky lady we’re ever she wants to go I will take her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not much chance on here buddy, in real life it’s far easier. You could even take a woman to feed swans

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Not much chance on here buddy, in real life it’s far easier. You could even take a woman to feed swans "

I hope you didn't plan to feed them bread?! Its suddenlyreally bad for them and gives them tummy ache and the shits. Lettuce is the new swan food, shredded iceburg lettuce.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not much chance on here buddy, in real life it’s far easier. You could even take a woman to feed swans

I hope you didn't plan to feed them bread?! Its suddenlyreally bad for them and gives them tummy ache and the shits. Lettuce is the new swan food, shredded iceburg lettuce.

I’m not doing anything it’s the op

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not much chance on here buddy, in real life it’s far easier. You could even take a woman to feed swans

I hope you didn't plan to feed them bread?! Its suddenlyreally bad for them and gives them tummy ache and the shits. Lettuce is the new swan food, shredded iceburg lettuce.

I’m not doing anything it’s the op "

The OP is taking you to feed the swans?

Sounds like a fine day out for a Spring day

Have fun lovely people!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not much chance on here buddy, in real life it’s far easier. You could even take a woman to feed swans

I hope you didn't plan to feed them bread?! Its suddenlyreally bad for them and gives them tummy ache and the shits. Lettuce is the new swan food, shredded iceburg lettuce.

I’m not doing anything it’s the op

The OP is taking you to feed the swans?

Sounds like a fine day out for a Spring day

Have fun lovely people!"

As long as he brings lettuce, bread isn’t good for them although I heard they can stomach a baguette

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Not much chance on here buddy, in real life it’s far easier. You could even take a woman to feed swans

I hope you didn't plan to feed them bread?! Its suddenlyreally bad for them and gives them tummy ache and the shits. Lettuce is the new swan food, shredded iceburg lettuce.

I’m not doing anything it’s the op "

Oh I see.

OP... when you take your nice new lady to feed the swans, remember, no bread, just shredded iceburg lettuce.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not much chance on here buddy, in real life it’s far easier. You could even take a woman to feed swans

I hope you didn't plan to feed them bread?! Its suddenlyreally bad for them and gives them tummy ache and the shits. Lettuce is the new swan food, shredded iceburg lettuce.

I’m not doing anything it’s the op

The OP is taking you to feed the swans?

Sounds like a fine day out for a Spring day

Have fun lovely people!

As long as he brings lettuce, bread isn’t good for them although I heard they can stomach a baguette "

Baguettes are made of bread, champ.

You know that, right?

You are just a tease arent you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not much chance on here buddy, in real life it’s far easier. You could even take a woman to feed swans

I hope you didn't plan to feed them bread?! Its suddenlyreally bad for them and gives them tummy ache and the shits. Lettuce is the new swan food, shredded iceburg lettuce.

I’m not doing anything it’s the op

Oh I see.

OP... when you take your nice new lady to feed the swans, remember, no bread, just shredded iceburg lettuce.

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By *layful HarlequinMan over a year ago

iver heath

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not much chance on here buddy, in real life it’s far easier. You could even take a woman to feed swans

I hope you didn't plan to feed them bread?! Its suddenlyreally bad for them and gives them tummy ache and the shits. Lettuce is the new swan food, shredded iceburg lettuce.

I’m not doing anything it’s the op

The OP is taking you to feed the swans?

Sounds like a fine day out for a Spring day

Have fun lovely people!

As long as he brings lettuce, bread isn’t good for them although I heard they can stomach a baguette

Baguettes are made of bread, champ.

You know that, right?

Yes but made of different yeast that swans can digest

You are just a tease arent you?"

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By *layful HarlequinMan over a year ago

iver heath

Op that sounds ok what’s the problem there?

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Evening all "

Evening James

Are you here to find a nice lady or just looking for swan feeding tips?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all "

Evening

Do you like to feed swans?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The op is off feeding the swans glouten free food on his own

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By *layful HarlequinMan over a year ago

iver heath

"Evening all

Evening James

Are you here to find a nice lady or just looking for swan feeding tips?"

Lol Cani say both ! And hello

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By *layful HarlequinMan over a year ago

iver heath

"Evening all

Evening

Do you like to feed swans?"

I have and do doesn’t everyone

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"The op is off feeding the swans glouten free food on his own "

I dont think its the glutin... its something to do with the yeast. It also encourages yucky algae in the water making the water toxic and stinky.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all

Evening

Do you like to feed swans?

I have and do doesn’t everyone "

Yes but it’s became complicated now they have a certain diet, it’s 2018

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Evening all

Evening James

Are you here to find a nice lady or just looking for swan feeding tips?

Lol Cani say both ! And hello "

Of course you can. But the OP gets first dibs on the lucky lady, its only fair, since its his thread.

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By *layful HarlequinMan over a year ago

iver heath

"Evening all

Evening

Do you like to feed swans?

I have and do doesn’t everyone

Yes but it’s became complicated now they have a certain diet, it’s 2018 "

you can but try !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The op is off feeding the swans glouten free food on his own

I dont think its the glutin... its something to do with the yeast. It also encourages yucky algae in the water making the water toxic and stinky."

Are they partial to Chinese food?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

After following the green arrow, definitely not lol

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By *layful HarlequinMan over a year ago

iver heath

"Evening all

Evening James

Are you here to find a nice lady or just looking for swan feeding tips?

Lol Cani say both ! And hello

Of course you can. But the OP gets first dibs on the lucky lady, its only fair, since its his thread."

Hi not going to argue as only just reading through posts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"After following the green arrow, definitely not lol"

I think that’s the yeast

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By *layful HarlequinMan over a year ago

iver heath

anyone thought about the ducks at all !

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"The op is off feeding the swans glouten free food on his own

I dont think its the glutin... its something to do with the yeast. It also encourages yucky algae in the water making the water toxic and stinky.

Are they partial to Chinese food?"

Here you go... a comprehensive list of what they should eat

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/shortcuts/2016/mar/15/bread-off-the-menu-so-what-feed-the-ducks-now-taste-test

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"anyone thought about the ducks at all !"

They always get forgotten but they are content, swans would be on here, ducks would have a Turkish delight and go to bed

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"anyone thought about the ducks at all !"

Same eating guidlines

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"After following the green arrow, definitely not lol

I think that’s the yeast "
??

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By *layful HarlequinMan over a year ago

iver heath

"anyone thought about the ducks at all !

Same eating guidlines

Well let’s cover the bases

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"anyone thought about the ducks at all !

They always get forgotten but they are content, swans would be on here, ducks would have a Turkish delight and go to bed "

Ooh see now if Turkish Delight was on the menu Id be a duck for sure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"anyone thought about the ducks at all !

They always get forgotten but they are content, swans would be on here, ducks would have a Turkish delight and go to bed

Ooh see now if Turkish Delight was on the menu Id be a duck for sure

I just had one and I’m not a duck, I’m might even have a packet of cheese and onion discos

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Have we lost the OP?

Hows he going to chat up any single ladies if he's not here to grab them when they come in?

James... you lucky boy, you may have first dibs afterall!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"After following the green arrow, definitely not lol

I think that’s the yeast ?? "

You need to read the full post, we’re talking a lot of rubbish really

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"anyone thought about the ducks at all !

They always get forgotten but they are content, swans would be on here, ducks would have a Turkish delight and go to bed

Ooh see now if Turkish Delight was on the menu Id be a duck for sure

I just had one and I’m not a duck, I’m might even have a packet of cheese and onion discos "

I had a packet of cheesey Quavers now my fingers smell cheesey

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By *layful HarlequinMan over a year ago

iver heath

"Have we lost the OP?

Hows he going to chat up any single ladies if he's not here to grab them when they come in?

James... you lucky boy, you may have first dibs afterall!

Lol ! He’s just watching

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have we lost the OP?

Hows he going to chat up any single ladies if he's not here to grab them when they come in?

James... you lucky boy, you may have first dibs afterall!

OP had an emergency bathroom cleaner issue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have we lost the OP?

Hows he going to chat up any single ladies if he's not here to grab them when they come in?

James... you lucky boy, you may have first dibs afterall!

No chance the op is just doing some star jumps to get in the mood

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"anyone thought about the ducks at all !

They always get forgotten but they are content, swans would be on here, ducks would have a Turkish delight and go to bed

Ooh see now if Turkish Delight was on the menu Id be a duck for sure

I just had one and I’m not a duck, I’m might even have a packet of cheese and onion discos

So your not a vegan then

I had a packet of cheesey Quavers now my fingers smell cheesey

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By *layful HarlequinMan over a year ago

iver heath

"Have we lost the OP?

Hows he going to chat up any single ladies if he's not here to grab them when they come in?

James... you lucky boy, you may have first dibs afterall!

OP had an emergency bathroom cleaner issue"

Really ! Afraid to ask how you know ?

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Have we lost the OP?

Hows he going to chat up any single ladies if he's not here to grab them when they come in?

James... you lucky boy, you may have first dibs afterall!

Lol ! He’s just watching "

You reckon?

Are you there sexmachine? Come on, we have sorted what you are going to do on your first date, all we need now is a lucky lady and an iceburg lettuce.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have we lost the OP?

Hows he going to chat up any single ladies if he's not here to grab them when they come in?

James... you lucky boy, you may have first dibs afterall!

OP had an emergency bathroom cleaner issue

Really ! Afraid to ask how you know ?

I have a VERY good memory.

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By *layful HarlequinMan over a year ago

iver heath

"Have we lost the OP?

Hows he going to chat up any single ladies if he's not here to grab them when they come in?

James... you lucky boy, you may have first dibs afterall!

OP had an emergency bathroom cleaner issue

Really ! Afraid to ask how you know ?

I have a VERY good memory.

Say know more!

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By *layful HarlequinMan over a year ago

iver heath

"Have we lost the OP?

Hows he going to chat up any single ladies if he's not here to grab them when they come in?

James... you lucky boy, you may have first dibs afterall!

Lol ! He’s just watching

You reckon?

Are you there sexmachine? Come on, we have sorted what you are going to do on your first date, all we need now is a lucky lady and an iceburg lettuce."

He could be at 24/7 now getting the lettuce as we speak!

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Have we lost the OP?

Hows he going to chat up any single ladies if he's not here to grab them when they come in?

James... you lucky boy, you may have first dibs afterall!

OP had an emergency bathroom cleaner issue"

Does he have issues with bread too? Tummyache? The shits? Dreadful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The boy is in a 24 hour Asda with no idea what too buy, is he feeding swans, ducks or going on a date? I’m confused haha

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"The boy is in a 24 hour Asda with no idea what too buy, is he feeding swans, ducks or going on a date? I’m confused haha "

If he comes back with a Turkish Delight Im reving my single profile and Im right in there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The boy is in a 24 hour Asda with no idea what too buy, is he feeding swans, ducks or going on a date? I’m confused haha "

He'll be getting some hard bang too

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"The boy is in a 24 hour Asda with no idea what too buy, is he feeding swans, ducks or going on a date? I’m confused haha

He'll be getting some hard bang too"

They sell all sorts in Asda these days

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I bet he’s actually pulled it out of the bag and were discussing what gives swans heartburn

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By *layful HarlequinMan over a year ago

iver heath

He’s a winner ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He’s a winner ?? "

We’re all winners

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Ok whats next?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The boy is in a 24 hour Asda with no idea what too buy, is he feeding swans, ducks or going on a date? I’m confused haha

He'll be getting some hard bang too

They sell all sorts in Asda these days"

Yup. You can get hard bang 24/7. Its fabulous

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He’s a winner ??

We’re all winners "

Meant to say Eton mess is my favourite dessert

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By *layful HarlequinMan over a year ago

iver heath

"Ok whats next?

Squirrels?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The op is off feeding the swans glouten free food on his own

I dont think its the glutin... its something to do with the yeast. It also encourages yucky algae in the water making the water toxic and stinky.

Are they partial to Chinese food?"

I don't think they are partial to being Chinese food

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"He’s a winner ??

We’re all winners

Meant to say Eton mess is my favourite dessert "

Mine too

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"The op is off feeding the swans glouten free food on his own

I dont think its the glutin... its something to do with the yeast. It also encourages yucky algae in the water making the water toxic and stinky.

Are they partial to Chinese food?

I don't think they are partial to being Chinese food

I am

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The op is off feeding the swans glouten free food on his own

I dont think its the glutin... its something to do with the yeast. It also encourages yucky algae in the water making the water toxic and stinky.

Are they partial to Chinese food?

Crispy aromatic swan

I don't think they are partial to being Chinese food

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"anyone thought about the ducks at all !"

Round here there are a few ducks which fly in daily to the main shopping street in the Town Centre and sit outside two particular shops... all day!

They're fed all day by passing shoppers abd tourists but bread isn't allowed. It seems any bread based product can bloat up their stomachs and digestive systems.

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"The op is off feeding the swans glouten free food on his own

I dont think its the glutin... its something to do with the yeast. It also encourages yucky algae in the water making the water toxic and stinky.

Are they partial to Chinese food?

I don't think they are partial to being Chinese food

Peking Duck, Shanghai Swan, Cantonese Cat....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me too, Chinese food is convenient

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Me too, Chinese food is convenient "

We are going out for Chinese tomorrow, Im right excited, I dont get out much, can you tell?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"anyone thought about the ducks at all !

Round here there are a few ducks which fly in daily to the main shopping street in the Town Centre and sit outside two particular shops... all day!

They're fed all day by passing shoppers abd tourists but bread isn't allowed. It seems any bread based product can bloat up their stomachs and digestive systems."

Its ok. We're on it

OP has gone lettuce shopping.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Me too, Chinese food is convenient

We are going out for Chinese tomorrow, Im right excited, I dont get out much, can you tell?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me too, Chinese food is convenient

We are going out for Chinese tomorrow, Im right excited, I dont get out much, can you tell?

You and your husband or wife?

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"anyone thought about the ducks at all !

Round here there are a few ducks which fly in daily to the main shopping street in the Town Centre and sit outside two particular shops... all day!

They're fed all day by passing shoppers abd tourists but bread isn't allowed. It seems any bread based product can bloat up their stomachs and digestive systems."

Heres an article on what they CAN eat

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/shortcuts/2016/mar/15/bread-off-the-menu-so-what-feed-the-ducks-now-taste-test

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Me too, Chinese food is convenient

We are going out for Chinese tomorrow, Im right excited, I dont get out much, can you tell?

You and your husband or wife?"

Me and him

Its Twinkle posting.... Cheffy in busy practising his tractor impressions.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The op is off feeding the swans glouten free food on his own

I dont think its the glutin... its something to do with the yeast. It also encourages yucky algae in the water making the water toxic and stinky.

Are they partial to Chinese food?

I don't think they are partial to being Chinese food

Peking Duck, Shanghai Swan, Cantonese Cat...."

Leave the pussies out of this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"anyone thought about the ducks at all !

Round here there are a few ducks which fly in daily to the main shopping street in the Town Centre and sit outside two particular shops... all day!

They're fed all day by passing shoppers abd tourists but bread isn't allowed. It seems any bread based product can bloat up their stomachs and digestive systems.

Heres an article on what they CAN eat

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/shortcuts/2016/mar/15/bread-off-the-menu-so-what-feed-the-ducks-now-taste-test"

I feel like Francis of assise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me too, Chinese food is convenient

We are going out for Chinese tomorrow, Im right excited, I dont get out much, can you tell?

You and your husband or wife?

Me and him

Its Twinkle posting.... Cheffy in busy practising his tractor impressions."

Lol good sense of humour twinkle

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Me too, Chinese food is convenient

We are going out for Chinese tomorrow, Im right excited, I dont get out much, can you tell?

You and your husband or wife?

Me and him

Its Twinkle posting.... Cheffy in busy practising his tractor impressions.

Lol good sense of humour twinkle "

Why thank you, you too

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Ok so we sorted date number 1... feeding the swans

Where are we going to send the OP for date number 2 with his lucky lady?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me too, Chinese food is convenient

We are going out for Chinese tomorrow, Im right excited, I dont get out much, can you tell?

You and your husband or wife?

Me and him

Its Twinkle posting.... Cheffy in busy practising his tractor impressions.

Lol good sense of humour twinkle

Why thank you, you too

I’d even share a Turkish delight with you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me too, Chinese food is convenient

We are going out for Chinese tomorrow, Im right excited, I dont get out much, can you tell?

You and your husband or wife?

Me and him

Its Twinkle posting.... Cheffy in busy practising his tractor impressions.

Lol good sense of humour twinkle

Why thank you, you too

P'raps you two can go feed the swans?

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Me too, Chinese food is convenient

We are going out for Chinese tomorrow, Im right excited, I dont get out much, can you tell?

You and your husband or wife?

Me and him

Its Twinkle posting.... Cheffy in busy practising his tractor impressions.

Lol good sense of humour twinkle

Why thank you, you too

I’d even share a Turkish delight with you "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok so we sorted date number 1... feeding the swans

Where are we going to send the OP for date number 2 with his lucky lady?

I hope we haven’t made him feel uncomfortable, just a wee joke op. Eton mess and myself will happily take your retaliation

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Me too, Chinese food is convenient

We are going out for Chinese tomorrow, Im right excited, I dont get out much, can you tell?

You and your husband or wife?

Me and him

Its Twinkle posting.... Cheffy in busy practising his tractor impressions.

Lol good sense of humour twinkle

Why thank you, you too

I’d even share a Turkish delight with you "

Hang on... this is just a cunning plan to come and sniff my Quavers cheesey fingers isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me too, Chinese food is convenient

We are going out for Chinese tomorrow, Im right excited, I dont get out much, can you tell?

You and your husband or wife?

Me and him

Its Twinkle posting.... Cheffy in busy practising his tractor impressions.

Lol good sense of humour twinkle

Why thank you, you too

P'raps you two can go feed the swans?

I don’t even like swans haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me too, Chinese food is convenient

We are going out for Chinese tomorrow, Im right excited, I dont get out much, can you tell?

You and your husband or wife?

Me and him

Its Twinkle posting.... Cheffy in busy practising his tractor impressions.

Lol good sense of humour twinkle

Why thank you, you too

I’d even share a Turkish delight with you

Hang on... this is just a cunning plan to come and sniff my Quavers cheesey fingers isn't it?

I don’t believe in plans

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

I think our sexmachine OP ran out of steam and went to bed. He's logged off.

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By *layful HarlequinMan over a year ago

iver heath

Is op crack ,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok so we sorted date number 1... feeding the swans

Where are we going to send the OP for date number 2 with his lucky lady?

I hope we haven’t made him feel uncomfortable, just a wee joke op. Eton mess and myself will happily take your retaliation "

Im not sure OP is the 'uncomfortable' type

He sounds like a man of the world

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Ok so we sorted date number 1... feeding the swans

Where are we going to send the OP for date number 2 with his lucky lady?

I hope we haven’t made him feel uncomfortable, just a wee joke op. Eton mess and myself will happily take your retaliation

Im not sure OP is the 'uncomfortable' type

He sounds like a man of the world"

You checked his green arrow too, huh?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol he only put 1 post on and it’s turned into ducks eating Turkish delights, no wonder he’s away too bed

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By *hispers-40Woman over a year ago

up the garden path

Morning all. So has he got the lettuce yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok so we sorted date number 1... feeding the swans

Where are we going to send the OP for date number 2 with his lucky lady?

I hope we haven’t made him feel uncomfortable, just a wee joke op. Eton mess and myself will happily take your retaliation

Im not sure OP is the 'uncomfortable' type

He sounds like a man of the world

You checked his green arrow too, huh?

Sometimes you dont need to

Some people on here really make a lasting impression.

They must have a knack

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By *hispers-40Woman over a year ago

up the garden path

"Morning all. So has he got the lettuce yet"

Oops mis spellcheck it’s gone to pot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok so we sorted date number 1... feeding the swans

Where are we going to send the OP for date number 2 with his lucky lady?

I hope we haven’t made him feel uncomfortable, just a wee joke op. Eton mess and myself will happily take your retaliation

Im not sure OP is the 'uncomfortable' type

He sounds like a man of the world

You checked his green arrow too, huh?

Sometimes you dont need to

Some people on here really make a lasting impression.

They must have a knack"

I’m

New on here what does the green arrow mean?

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By *layful HarlequinMan over a year ago

iver heath

The suspense is killing me lol

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Ok so we sorted date number 1... feeding the swans

Where are we going to send the OP for date number 2 with his lucky lady?

I hope we haven’t made him feel uncomfortable, just a wee joke op. Eton mess and myself will happily take your retaliation

Im not sure OP is the 'uncomfortable' type

He sounds like a man of the world

You checked his green arrow too, huh?

Sometimes you dont need to

Some people on here really make a lasting impression.

They must have a knack

I’m

New on here what does the green arrow mean?"

If you click on the little green arrow next to your name it will show you where you have posted

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By *hispers-40Woman over a year ago

up the garden path

"The suspense is killing me lol "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The suspense is killing me lol

Well the op is posted missing

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Ok so we sorted date number 1... feeding the swans

Where are we going to send the OP for date number 2 with his lucky lady?

I hope we haven’t made him feel uncomfortable, just a wee joke op. Eton mess and myself will happily take your retaliation

Im not sure OP is the 'uncomfortable' type

He sounds like a man of the world

You checked his green arrow too, huh?

Sometimes you dont need to

Some people on here really make a lasting impression.

They must have a knack"

I must admit as soon as you mentioned cleaning products I remembered "BANG and the cervix is gone" it had me nearly peeing my pants yesterday

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By *layful HarlequinMan over a year ago

iver heath

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok so we sorted date number 1... feeding the swans

Where are we going to send the OP for date number 2 with his lucky lady?

I hope we haven’t made him feel uncomfortable, just a wee joke op. Eton mess and myself will happily take your retaliation

Im not sure OP is the 'uncomfortable' type

He sounds like a man of the world

You checked his green arrow too, huh?

Sometimes you dont need to

Some people on here really make a lasting impression.

They must have a knack

I must admit as soon as you mentioned cleaning products I remembered "BANG and the cervix is gone" it had me nearly peeing my pants yesterday

Me too

The amount of stains on my carpet, is unreal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Am I missing something?

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By *layful HarlequinMan over a year ago

iver heath

"Am I missing something?"

A SWAN

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Am I missing something?"

Go to the OPs green arrow and look for his rough sex thread

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By *layful HarlequinMan over a year ago

iver heath

"Am I missing something?

Go to the OPs green arrow and look for his rough sex thread"

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Am I missing something?

A SWAN "

*QUACK QUACK....*

No, you are alright the swans still here, some fuckers given it Chinese though and theres swan poo everywhere!

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Am I missing something?

Go to the OPs green arrow and look for his rough sex thread

Little green arrow next to each posters name... shows you where they have posted.... come on keep up!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am I missing something?

A SWAN

*QUACK QUACK....*

No, you are alright the swans still here, some fuckers given it Chinese though and theres swan poo everywhere!

I’d forgot about the op ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am I missing something?

Go to the OPs green arrow and look for his rough sex thread

Little green arrow next to each posters name... shows you where they have posted.... come on keep up!"

Thats what I say to men too

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

"Ok whats next?

Squirrels?"

You cant feed squirrels to swans!!!

everyone knows squirrels are not gluten free and are very yeasty

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By *layful HarlequinMan over a year ago

iver heath

"Ok whats next?

Squirrels?

You cant feed squirrels to swans!!!

everyone knows squirrels are not gluten free and are very yeasty "

Wow lol

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Ok whats next?

Squirrels?"

I dont like squirrels. One nicked my Malteasers in the park in Bournemouth. Viscious savage beasts. Rats with fluffy tails.

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By *layful HarlequinMan over a year ago

iver heath

Well I’ll go look for OP then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The op has given his organs up in the name of nature

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

"Ok whats next?

Squirrels?

I dont like squirrels. One nicked my Malteasers in the park in Bournemouth. Viscious savage beasts. Rats with fluffy tails."

***and not one of a swans five a day***

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Well I’ll go look for OP then "

You will find him in the salad aisle in Asda

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok whats next?

Squirrels?

I dont like squirrels. One nicked my Malteasers in the park in Bournemouth. Viscious savage beasts. Rats with fluffy tails."

That just reminded me! My ex got bitten in that very same park!! Many years ago now

Amazing the stuff that is swilling around in my tiny brain

It wasnt a serious bite, unfortunately

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Ok whats next?

Squirrels?

I dont like squirrels. One nicked my Malteasers in the park in Bournemouth. Viscious savage beasts. Rats with fluffy tails.

***and not one of a swans five a day***

Definately not. Beside, all that fluff on their tail would give a swan furballs and with a throat that long just imagine them coming out

Which reminds me, I heard the cat barfing up one in the hallway 20 minutes ago... it should have cooled down now, Id better go clean it up, Cheffy is bound to tread on it barefoot on his way to the bathroom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok whats next?

Squirrels?

I dont like squirrels. One nicked my Malteasers in the park in Bournemouth. Viscious savage beasts. Rats with fluffy tails.

That just reminded me! My ex got bitten in that very same park!! Many years ago now

Amazing the stuff that is swilling around in my tiny brain

It wasnt a serious bite, unfortunately"

Lol now squirrels are getting a bad rap, I’m sure I’ve seen them doing snow whites dishes

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

"Ok whats next?

Squirrels?

I dont like squirrels. One nicked my Malteasers in the park in Bournemouth. Viscious savage beasts. Rats with fluffy tails.

***and not one of a swans five a day***

Definately not. Beside, all that fluff on their tail would give a swan furballs and with a throat that long just imagine them coming out

{Balk}

Id like to pretend i dont know what you mean by 'cooled down' but i do

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Ok whats next?

Squirrels?

I dont like squirrels. One nicked my Malteasers in the park in Bournemouth. Viscious savage beasts. Rats with fluffy tails.

That just reminded me! My ex got bitten in that very same park!! Many years ago now

Amazing the stuff that is swilling around in my tiny brain

It wasnt a serious bite, unfortunately

Lol now squirrels are getting a bad rap, I’m sure I’ve seen them doing snow whites dishes "

Ok... I just really lolled and woke Cheffy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok whats next?

Squirrels?

I dont like squirrels. One nicked my Malteasers in the park in Bournemouth. Viscious savage beasts. Rats with fluffy tails.

That just reminded me! My ex got bitten in that very same park!! Many years ago now

Amazing the stuff that is swilling around in my tiny brain

It wasnt a serious bite, unfortunately

Lol now squirrels are getting a bad rap, I’m sure I’ve seen them doing snow whites dishes

Ok... I just really lolled and woke Cheffy

It’s the Glaswegian sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok whats next?

Squirrels?

I dont like squirrels. One nicked my Malteasers in the park in Bournemouth. Viscious savage beasts. Rats with fluffy tails.

That just reminded me! My ex got bitten in that very same park!! Many years ago now

Amazing the stuff that is swilling around in my tiny brain

It wasnt a serious bite, unfortunately

Lol now squirrels are getting a bad rap, I’m sure I’ve seen them doing snow whites dishes "

No its true

Bournemouth squirrels are bastards

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

"Ok whats next?

Squirrels?

I dont like squirrels. One nicked my Malteasers in the park in Bournemouth. Viscious savage beasts. Rats with fluffy tails.

That just reminded me! My ex got bitten in that very same park!! Many years ago now

Amazing the stuff that is swilling around in my tiny brain

It wasnt a serious bite, unfortunately"

You sure? Its a squirrel that starts the zombie apocalypse...FACT!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok whats next?

Squirrels?

I dont like squirrels. One nicked my Malteasers in the park in Bournemouth. Viscious savage beasts. Rats with fluffy tails.

That just reminded me! My ex got bitten in that very same park!! Many years ago now

Amazing the stuff that is swilling around in my tiny brain

It wasnt a serious bite, unfortunately

Lol now squirrels are getting a bad rap, I’m sure I’ve seen them doing snow whites dishes

No its true

Bournemouth squirrels are bastards"

Southern softies the squirrels up here are like wildebeasts

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

"Ok whats next?

Squirrels?

I dont like squirrels. One nicked my Malteasers in the park in Bournemouth. Viscious savage beasts. Rats with fluffy tails.

That just reminded me! My ex got bitten in that very same park!! Many years ago now

Amazing the stuff that is swilling around in my tiny brain

It wasnt a serious bite, unfortunately

Lol now squirrels are getting a bad rap, I’m sure I’ve seen them doing snow whites dishes

No its true

Bournemouth squirrels are bastards

Southern softies the squirrels up here are like wildebeasts "

Ahh we dont mess about with squirrels in Yorkshire...the ferrets ate them all

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Ok whats next?

Squirrels?

I dont like squirrels. One nicked my Malteasers in the park in Bournemouth. Viscious savage beasts. Rats with fluffy tails.

That just reminded me! My ex got bitten in that very same park!! Many years ago now

Amazing the stuff that is swilling around in my tiny brain

It wasnt a serious bite, unfortunately

Lol now squirrels are getting a bad rap, I’m sure I’ve seen them doing snow whites dishes

No its true

Bournemouth squirrels are bastards"

To be fair to Bournemouth council they have somehow got rid of most of them, there used to be 100s of the bastards but we were there at Easter and didn't see one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just thought.

What with the bad winter, there is probably gonna be an iceberg shortage soon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just thought.

What with the bad winter, there is probably gonna be an iceberg shortage soon."

I just live in a constant winter, cold, rainy and with a cutting south East breeze

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just thought.

What with the bad winter, there is probably gonna be an iceberg shortage soon.

I just live in a constant winter, cold, rainy and with a cutting south East breeze "

Bournemouth is nice

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"I just thought.

What with the bad winter, there is probably gonna be an iceberg shortage soon."

I bet they wished for one of those on the Titanic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's between E and G as it always has been. Or D and G on a keyboard. Good luck!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Have a wank, it's much less hassle OP

*Disclaimer. No swans were sexually aroused during this process

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's between E and G as it always has been. Or D and G on a keyboard. Good luck!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Depends on my dream lucky lady we’re ever she wants to go I will take her "

You sound perfect, .... from her mom and days point of view.

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

O o O oo

To the OP, start another thread in the meet section and I will make sure it stays a meet thread.

To anyone else, don't spoil a persons meet thread, start a different thread if you want to chat

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