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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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But does she really...
You see it all the time on women's profile but how much truth is there in it 
Well fortunately for all the men of fab I'm willing to sacrifice myself for the better good to find it out 
So, just in the name of research of course, I'm willing to receive blowjobs from any lady who could make a dyson blush and rumba circle in confusion
Applications are now open, good luck to all participants  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But does she really...
You see it all the time on women's profile but how much truth is there in it
Well fortunately for all the men of fab I'm willing to sacrifice myself for the better good to find it out
So, just in the name of research of course, I'm willing to receive blowjobs from any lady who could make a dyson blush and rumba circle in confusion
Applications are now open, good luck to all participants "
I find in research projects like this it is best to have a panel of experts. One persons opionion can be too easily swayed so for that reason I will offer my added support |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
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I do indeed and so does my wife my FB and my brothers wife. O and my friend down the road is pretty good to. Actually now that I think about it the whole street are bloody amazing at it. We’ve. Had no bad drains for years |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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At the end of the day even if it's a bad blow job you're still getting your cock sucked which is awesome. Maybe I've just been lucky and never had a horrific blow job |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"At the end of the day even if it's a bad blow job you're still getting your cock sucked which is awesome. Maybe I've just been lucky and never had a horrific blow job"
This is pretty much spot on |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So it's open to trans people too?
No but you're welcome to run that research along ours 
Why is it not?"
This is a research to find the best woman not transgender person.
I understand people have different views on gender identity but please respect mine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wouldn't want anyone to say I'm the best fuck or best giver of blow jobs because it's setting me up for a fall and giving guys high expectations that I might not fulfill.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How can you fuck a blow job up, stick it up your nose or actually blow on it. Whenever I've had one, I can't help but think, 'fuck there's a woman sucking my cock' bonus! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So it's open to trans people too?
No but you're welcome to run that research along ours
Why is it not?
This is a research to find the best woman not transgender person.
I understand people have different views on gender identity but please respect mine "
If you close your eyes, it's straight  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How can you fuck a blow job up, stick it up your nose or actually blow on it. Whenever I've had one, I can't help but think, 'fuck there's a woman sucking my cock' bonus!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How can you fuck a blow job up, stick it up your nose or actually blow on it. Whenever I've had one, I can't help but think, 'fuck there's a woman sucking my cock' bonus!"
Ohhh, in November last year met a guy for the first time, obscenely attractive, made me feel intimated he was that handsome, having a little suck on him, trying to get it all in and then I did one of those massive loud sick burps cos I gagged too hard. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How can you fuck a blow job up, stick it up your nose or actually blow on it. Whenever I've had one, I can't help but think, 'fuck there's a woman sucking my cock' bonus!
Ohhh, in November last year met a guy for the first time, obscenely attractive, made me feel intimated he was that handsome, having a little suck on him, trying to get it all in and then I did one of those massive loud sick burps cos I gagged too hard. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How can you fuck a blow job up, stick it up your nose or actually blow on it. Whenever I've had one, I can't help but think, 'fuck there's a woman sucking my cock' bonus!
Ohhh, in November last year met a guy for the first time, obscenely attractive, made me feel intimated he was that handsome, having a little suck on him, trying to get it all in and then I did one of those massive loud sick burps cos I gagged too hard. "
I wonder if that would add to the sensation...if only there was a research aimed at this... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How can you fuck a blow job up, stick it up your nose or actually blow on it. Whenever I've had one, I can't help but think, 'fuck there's a woman sucking my cock' bonus!
Ohhh, in November last year met a guy for the first time, obscenely attractive, made me feel intimated he was that handsome, having a little suck on him, trying to get it all in and then I did one of those massive loud sick burps cos I gagged too hard.
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Didn't bother him though, I was like oh my god I'm sorry I'm so embarrassed, he was like ssshhh just put it back in your mouth!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Or the time where I was with a guy sucking him off whilst he was standing, I had high heels on and was squatting infront of him, lost my balance and grabbed on to his willy and swung round his body like I was holding a ribbon on a May pole. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or the time where I was with a guy sucking him off whilst he was standing, I had high heels on and was squatting infront of him, lost my balance and grabbed on to his willy and swung round his body like I was holding a ribbon on a May pole. "
Please write a book about your experiences !!
I'd definitely buy it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or the time where I was with a guy sucking him off whilst he was standing, I had high heels on and was squatting infront of him, lost my balance and grabbed on to his willy and swung round his body like I was holding a ribbon on a May pole. "
 so apparently you can fuck up a blowjob... who knew |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or the time where I was with a guy sucking him off whilst he was standing, I had high heels on and was squatting infront of him, lost my balance and grabbed on to his willy and swung round his body like I was holding a ribbon on a May pole. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or the time where I was with a guy sucking him off whilst he was standing, I had high heels on and was squatting infront of him, lost my balance and grabbed on to his willy and swung round his body like I was holding a ribbon on a May pole.
so apparently you can fuck up a blowjob... who knew"
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Yep but I'm still sucking your dick so it's not too bad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or the time where I was with a guy sucking him off whilst he was standing, I had high heels on and was squatting infront of him, lost my balance and grabbed on to his willy and swung round his body like I was holding a ribbon on a May pole.
Please write a book about your experiences !!
I'd definitely buy it "
Would you want to feature in it? Could have a chapter dedicated to how I helped you overcome your fears and let me put my tongue in your bottom? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or the time where I was with a guy sucking him off whilst he was standing, I had high heels on and was squatting infront of him, lost my balance and grabbed on to his willy and swung round his body like I was holding a ribbon on a May pole.
Please write a book about your experiences !!
I'd definitely buy it
Would you want to feature in it? Could have a chapter dedicated to how I helped you overcome your fears and let me put my tongue in your bottom?"
Hahahahaha yes please !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or the time where I was with a guy sucking him off whilst he was standing, I had high heels on and was squatting infront of him, lost my balance and grabbed on to his willy and swung round his body like I was holding a ribbon on a May pole.
Please write a book about your experiences !!
I'd definitely buy it
Would you want to feature in it? Could have a chapter dedicated to how I helped you overcome your fears and let me put my tongue in your bottom?
Hahahahaha yes please !! "
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"Aye I'll join in. Purely for science of course. "
Well if it's purely for scientific research then I would be willing to find out which lady tops the list ..I'm thinking of creating some kind of mathematical formula that goes thus. Marks out of ten for each section
1. Slurpyness
2. Eye Contact
3. Givers Enthusiasm
4. Receivers Enthusiasm
5. And finally and most crucially - Willingness to Swallow
Each section to be marked out of 10 . Closest to 50 wins . In the event of a tie we have a Blow Off to determine the winner |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
"At the end of the day even if it's a bad blow job you're still getting your cock sucked which is awesome. Maybe I've just been lucky and never had a horrific blow job"
You have obviously never had a chunk taken out of your banjo string then..  I have had some pretty bad blowjobs in the past. However that is not to say that it wouldn't blow someone else's mind. Blowjobs are like sex... every one is different. The experience of the receiver is as varied as that of the giver. |
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It’s all about the technique. I’m proud of giving a very good bj.
1: suction
2: rhythm
3: wetness
4: angle
5: deepthroating
6: mixing it up a bit. If your not getting a reaction then change what your doing.
This is the end of the public service broadcast haha
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Maybe we should make this a nationwide research experiment?
I'll cover Kent.
Oh and can I include wifey in the results? She gives amazing head! Someone else recently gave me one that felt like I was shagging a cheese grater... so they can be bad... oh and twisting the skin so it hurts when they pump it... we even had somebody ask C to teach his wife her technique! |
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"It’s all about the technique. I’m proud of giving a very good bj.
1: suction
2: rhythm
3: wetness
4: angle
5: deepthroating
6: mixing it up a bit. If your not getting a reaction then change what your doing.
This is the end of the public service broadcast haha
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you forgot about giving the head/tip lots of attension with the tounge |
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"Or the time where I was with a guy sucking him off whilst he was standing, I had high heels on and was squatting infront of him, lost my balance and grabbed on to his willy and swung round his body like I was holding a ribbon on a May pole. "
love your posts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want anyone to say I'm the best fuck or best giver of blow jobs because it's setting me up for a fall and giving guys high expectations that I might not fulfill.
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Oh but I would LOVE to give the opportunity to fail to fulfil my expectations  |
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By *arkRichMan
over a year ago
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What a lot of girls don’t realise is that men are always gonna say they were “The Best”...
As if you’d say, “That was amazing love... but not the best I’ve had... Tracey was better”
Of course you’re the best love! It’s the same reason my Dad used to tell me I made the best cup of tea, and why you tell your staff how amazing they are...
So that people still keep doing things, they wouldn’t ordinarily want to do... more often, for free, or with less of a moany attitude!
Simple and effective psychology
This is the best Thread I’ve ever read btw |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I remember when I have Ads his first blow job, it wasn’t that great, the second time I did it I just went to town on it and did all manner of things with my tongue, afterwards he asked if I had been practising. Charming!!
Geeky x |
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"Or the time where I was with a guy sucking him off whilst he was standing, I had high heels on and was squatting infront of him, lost my balance and grabbed on to his willy and swung round his body like I was holding a ribbon on a May pole. "
this made me laugh so loud.. i really hope his willy was kissed better.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How can you fuck a blow job up, stick it up your nose or actually blow on it. Whenever I've had one, I can't help but think, 'fuck there's a woman sucking my cock' bonus!
Ohhh, in November last year met a guy for the first time, obscenely attractive, made me feel intimated he was that handsome, having a little suck on him, trying to get it all in and then I did one of those massive loud sick burps cos I gagged too hard.
Didn't bother him though, I was like oh my god I'm sorry I'm so embarrassed, he was like ssshhh just put it back in your mouth! "
proper lad lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My old fwb gave the best blowjob I've ever had.... up until now... mind blowing with a tougue piercing .... but only two ladies have made me cum.... and i was married to both of them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How can you fuck a blow job up, stick it up your nose or actually blow on it. Whenever I've had one, I can't help but think, 'fuck there's a woman sucking my cock' bonus!
Ohhh, in November last year met a guy for the first time, obscenely attractive, made me feel intimated he was that handsome, having a little suck on him, trying to get it all in and then I did one of those massive loud sick burps cos I gagged too hard.
Didn't bother him though, I was like oh my god I'm sorry I'm so embarrassed, he was like ssshhh just put it back in your mouth!
proper lad lol"
I know, kind of infatuated by him. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How can you fuck a blow job up, stick it up your nose or actually blow on it. Whenever I've had one, I can't help but think, 'fuck there's a woman sucking my cock' bonus!
Ohhh, in November last year met a guy for the first time, obscenely attractive, made me feel intimated he was that handsome, having a little suck on him, trying to get it all in and then I did one of those massive loud sick burps cos I gagged too hard.
Didn't bother him though, I was like oh my god I'm sorry I'm so embarrassed, he was like ssshhh just put it back in your mouth!
proper lad lol
I know, kind of infatuated by him. "
hahahaha... I love it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How can you fuck a blow job up, stick it up your nose or actually blow on it. Whenever I've had one, I can't help but think, 'fuck there's a woman sucking my cock' bonus!
Ohhh, in November last year met a guy for the first time, obscenely attractive, made me feel intimated he was that handsome, having a little suck on him, trying to get it all in and then I did one of those massive loud sick burps cos I gagged too hard.
Didn't bother him though, I was like oh my god I'm sorry I'm so embarrassed, he was like ssshhh just put it back in your mouth!
proper lad lol
I know, kind of infatuated by him. "
Haha that’s not the worst I have done. I once was a little sick on a very good friends cock when he face fucked and forced his cock down my throat. I have seen him many times since then so it didn’t put him off in fact he said don’t worry I’ve had worse happen!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What a lot of girls don’t realise is that men are always gonna say they were “The Best”...
As if you’d say, “That was amazing love... but not the best I’ve had... Tracey was better”
Of course you’re the best love! It’s the same reason my Dad used to tell me I made the best cup of tea, and why you tell your staff how amazing they are...
So that people still keep doing things, they wouldn’t ordinarily want to do... more often, for free, or with less of a moany attitude!
Simple and effective psychology
This is the best Thread I’ve ever read btw "
Love this |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Come on, you are too far to run researches like this
K
Are you saying my penis isn't big enough 
To get through the ocean? I'm afraid it's not
K"
I'll take a blue pill it should si the trick |
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