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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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What non sexual thing would you leave to your best mate?

Mine would be the chair that he always sits in when he comes to see me.

You can obviously choose more than one item, but if the list becomes too long, I wanna be your bestie before I hatch a cunning plan.......

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

I would leave my friend Mark (who is a ninja) my collection of Fez.. Fez's.. Fezes.. Fezee...

erm more than one Fez.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The handbag she borrowed about 5 years ago. She may as well officially own it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How about I leave the pub to you forumites

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My old vinyl LPs - anyone else would just chuck em out, which would be a terrible waste

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my gorgeous kitty cat Dexter because I know that she would love him as much as I do

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

My books although she's got a fair few of them so will probably charity shop 'en.

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

My clogs

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Memories. It's all I have.

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By *wisted999Man over a year ago

North Bucks

He quite likes my lazy boy chair he can have that.

Or my PS4.

I suspect he would quite like my dogs.

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"Mammaries. It's all I have."

Weirdo

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By *eliciousladyWoman over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"I would leave my friend Mark (who is a ninja) my collection of Fez.. Fez's.. Fezes.. Fezee...

erm more than one Fez. "

Interesting things to collect, how many fezi, fez’s, fez do you have?

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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"I would leave my friend Mark (who is a ninja) my collection of Fez.. Fez's.. Fezes.. Fezee...

erm more than one Fez.

Interesting things to collect, how many fezi, fez’s, fez do you have?

Not as many as he had before he met Soxy and Invictus 3 light years from now

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

My best mate has already told me what she wants. I agreed she could have it but now I'm scared to tell her that I've lost it

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

My cat and my computer, so she could remove all the filth!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My Wurlitzer Jukebox, promised it to her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My best friend will probably die before me.

I don't want anything from her; I have 50 years of memories.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The oxygen i’d no longer be breathing

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By *nsatiable Needy BratWoman over a year ago

Here and There

All my shoes and boots. Plus anything of hers I've borrowed and still have.

And my kids so they could continue to annoy the sh*t out of her in my place.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would leave my friend Mark (who is a ninja) my collection of Fez.. Fez's.. Fezes.. Fezee...

erm more than one Fez. "

Love a man in a fez!

Geeky x

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"I would leave my friend Mark (who is a ninja) my collection of Fez.. Fez's.. Fezes.. Fezee...

erm more than one Fez.

Interesting things to collect, how many fezi, fez’s, fez do you have?

My collection is widely regarded as the largest outside of North Africa. At last count 94!

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"I would leave my friend Mark (who is a ninja) my collection of Fez.. Fez's.. Fezes.. Fezee...

erm more than one Fez.

Interesting things to collect, how many fezi, fez’s, fez do you have?

Not as many as he had before he met Soxy and Invictus 3 light years from now

Yup Invictus keeps urinating in them and Soxy puts his fucking stilletos through them

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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"My Wurlitzer Jukebox, promised it to her

As long as it's got Gazza's Fog On The Tyne on it

www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1urq4Vb0XM

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All my perfume and handbags.she can have the hubby too if she wants

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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So, has anyone else got any old junk or a treasured item that they would leave to a mate?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My record collection

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My clogs"

Are popped clogs useful?

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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"My record collection

I can imagine you & Pooch sat round a Gramophone on a a cold winters evening listening to your old 78's... His Masters Voice springs to mind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not an issue

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By *hips n FursMan over a year ago

Huddersfield

My old Sharp Innova air rifle,which is going to my best mates son. He's always loved shooting with it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My bestie wants my car

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It would have to be my coffee machine....bet the bugger won't buy the beans though

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"It would have to be my coffee machine....bet the bugger won't buy the beans though

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yes i would

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Mammaries. It's all I have.

Weirdo"

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