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over a year ago
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Without a shadow of a doubt... Gout.
Passed it now but it was some of the worst pain I felt. Even without any movement it was excruciating. Thank goodness for allopurinol  |
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over a year ago
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Seriously, i broke my ribs falling through a floor. (Not my fault I should add). I can only suscribe it as feeling like I’d been shot with a pump action shotgun. Worst pain ever for me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Getting shot 2 times then stabbed,,,,had a bullet proof vest on so no life frightening injurys but oh fuck did that hurt, ??????"
 . Wow. .... was it like braking a rib?  |
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"A nurse told me once that the general consensus is that there are four worst pains..
Childbirth
Gallstones
Kidney stones
And gout
In no particular order"
Not even close!
It’s even more painful than all these.
Even worse than standing on a piece of Lego.
Worst pain for modern man - what can it be? |
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"A nurse told me once that the general consensus is that there are four worst pains..
Childbirth
Gallstones
Kidney stones
And gout
In no particular order"
I must be blessed as I have gallstones and kidney stones! As meatloaf said 2 out of 3 ain’t bad..... I will discount child birth as I can’t although my wife came close to breaking my fingers during labour. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Getting shot 2 times then stabbed,,,,had a bullet proof vest on so no life frightening injurys but oh fuck did that hurt, ??????
Is it that rough up in St Helens?"
Was in london lol |
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"A nurse told me once that the general consensus is that there are four worst pains..
Childbirth
Gallstones
Kidney stones
And gout
In no particular order"
Had two of them ... gallstones and child birth 3 Times  |
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Something called a cluster head..
I've had them before,.google it,it is described as the highest pain... It effects the optic nerve at the back of your eye..
Hurts more than childbirth.. But I took it  |
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"Standing on an upturned plug"
Ouch! That does hurt.
Ok - you’ve all had a chance. I’m going to reveal it. The worst pain known to modern man is........
The grinding of a new alloy wheel on a kerb!!! |
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"Something called a cluster head..
I've had them before,.google it,it is described as the highest pain... It effects the optic nerve at the back of your eye..
Hurts more than childbirth.. But I took it "
Ment "Cluster Headache" |
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"Endoscopy.
It's not so much the level of pain but just the fact of where it is makes it 1000 times worse.
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I love the scene in two and a half men where Charlie is being wheeled to the theatre for a colonoscopy. He shouts “I want anaesthetic “, his girlfriend replies “ all I get is pretty please and a glass of wine” |
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"Having your prostate checked. After much swearing, I asked him if he'd used a tool, his answer was a simple no! Fat fingered fuck"
I had that last week. It was very quick . I reacted with a “wow” as he sized it up.
What a skill! |
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"Kidney stones, trust me they really are even tramadol won’t touch the pain wait till you shoot a stone out its like being cut with glass "
Had one the size and shape of two marrowfat peas stuck together, it wouldn't get smashed through sonic means. Passing it would have more than made my eyes water I think...
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By (user no longer on site)
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I broke a hip, both femurs, kneecaps knee joints, tibs, fibs and smashed my ankle joint to bits in one crash once. Odd seeing your knee where your hip should be and bones laying outside of your body. One foot under my chin and the other behind my head.
It did smart a little. |
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"I broke a hip, both femurs, kneecaps knee joints, tibs, fibs and smashed my ankle joint to bits in one crash once. Odd seeing your knee where your hip should be and bones laying outside of your body. One foot under my chin and the other behind my head.
It did smart a little. "
This wins  |
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"Kidney stones, trust me they really are even tramadol won’t touch the pain wait till you shoot a stone out its like being cut with glass Had one the size and shape of two marrowfat peas stuck together, it wouldn't get smashed through sonic means. Passing it would have more than made my eyes water I think..."
I had one the size of a pea blast out that was OK .it was the other one like a piece of glass that definately hurt
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I broke a hip, both femurs, kneecaps knee joints, tibs, fibs and smashed my ankle joint to bits in one crash once. Odd seeing your knee where your hip should be and bones laying outside of your body. One foot under my chin and the other behind my head.
It did smart a little. This wins "
I've got scars that make Evil Kinevil look like a wuss. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Mental pains are worse than any physical pain I’ve suffered, I’ve had amateur Thai boxing fights and taken knees and elbows to the face, but seeing the woman I loved marry someone else cut the deepest |
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"I broke a hip, both femurs, kneecaps knee joints, tibs, fibs and smashed my ankle joint to bits in one crash once. Odd seeing your knee where your hip should be and bones laying outside of your body. One foot under my chin and the other behind my head.
It did smart a little. This wins
I've got scars that make Evil Kinevil look like a wuss. "
I honestly cannot fathom the pain you must have went through. You must feel lucky you are here to tell the tale |
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"A nurse told me once that the general consensus is that there are four worst pains..
Childbirth
Gallstones
Kidney stones
And gout
In no particular order
Not even close!
It’s even more painful than all these.
Even worse than standing on a piece of Lego.
Worst pain for modern man - what can it be?"
A paper cut? You softie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Testicular torsion apparently. Never had it thankfully, but a swift knee square in the love eggs seems to hurt a fair bit. "
I have and it hurts more than a bit, will bring tears to the eyes of even the toughest of men |
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"Mental pains are worse than any physical pain I’ve suffered, I’ve had amateur Thai boxing fights and taken knees and elbows to the face, but seeing the woman I loved marry someone else cut the deepest"
Sob sob - this man wins!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I broke a hip, both femurs, kneecaps knee joints, tibs, fibs and smashed my ankle joint to bits in one crash once. Odd seeing your knee where your hip should be and bones laying outside of your body. One foot under my chin and the other behind my head.
It did smart a little. This wins
I've got scars that make Evil Kinevil look like a wuss. I honestly cannot fathom the pain you must have went through. You must feel lucky you are here to tell the tale "
Only took 9 months in hospital and 8 operations to sort out. It was the bone infection I got that nearly killed me. 1 month in intensive care and 3 more months with antibiotics intravenously in both legs and arms. It was like acid going into my veins. I still love bikes and don't regret racing them, I'd do it again tomorrow if my knees and ankle worked properly. |
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"Mental pains are worse than any physical pain I’ve suffered, I’ve had amateur Thai boxing fights and taken knees and elbows to the face, but seeing the woman I loved marry someone else cut the deepest
Sob sob - this man wins! "
Agreed - that’s such a sad story. Hard to imagine. Loved or love though? |
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"Kidney stones, trust me they really are even tramadol won’t touch the pain wait till you shoot a stone out its like being cut with glass "
Yes but once the do pass and you can pee freely again the the feeling is euphoric |
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"Mental pains are worse than any physical pain I’ve suffered, I’ve had amateur Thai boxing fights and taken knees and elbows to the face, but seeing the woman I loved marry someone else cut the deepest
Sob sob - this man wins!
Agreed - that’s such a sad story. Hard to imagine. Loved or love though?"
Tis better to have loved and lost than never have loved at all......
Sob sob  Where’s the tissues? |
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"Without a shadow of a doubt... Gout.
Passed it now but it was some of the worst pain I felt. Even without any movement it was excruciating. Thank goodness for allopurinol "
Amen to that. I feel your pain |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mental pains are worse than any physical pain I’ve suffered, I’ve had amateur Thai boxing fights and taken knees and elbows to the face, but seeing the woman I loved marry someone else cut the deepest
Sob sob - this man wins!
Agreed - that’s such a sad story. Hard to imagine. Loved or love though?
Tis better to have loved and lost than never have loved at all......
Sob sob Where’s the tissues? "
I have that beat hands down, though am not going into detail in here, but I definitely agree with you |
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"Mental pains are worse than any physical pain I’ve suffered, I’ve had amateur Thai boxing fights and taken knees and elbows to the face, but seeing the woman I loved marry someone else cut the deepest
Sob sob - this man wins!
Agreed - that’s such a sad story. Hard to imagine. Loved or love though?
Tis better to have loved and lost than never have loved at all......
Sob sob Where’s the tissues? I have that beat hands down, though am not going into detail in here, but I definitely agree with you"
Message me it please I have to know...... |
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"Mental pains are worse than any physical pain I’ve suffered, I’ve had amateur Thai boxing fights and taken knees and elbows to the face, but seeing the woman I loved marry someone else cut the deepest"
Awwee hugs ....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Standing on an upturned plug
Ouch! That does hurt.
Ok - you’ve all had a chance. I’m going to reveal it. The worst pain known to modern man is........
The grinding of a new alloy wheel on a kerb!!!"
I lost a £20 note last week. That's got to be in the top ten.
Joking aside, broken ribs and toothache are the two worst I've experienced. |
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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago
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"Seriously, i broke my ribs falling through a floor. (Not my fault I should add). I can only suscribe it as feeling like I’d been shot with a pump action shotgun. Worst pain ever for me. "
As opposed to being shot by any other type of shotgun?
Have you actually been shot by any shotgun.......just asking  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seriously, i broke my ribs falling through a floor. (Not my fault I should add). I can only suscribe it as feeling like I’d been shot with a pump action shotgun. Worst pain ever for me.
As opposed to being shot by any other type of shotgun?
Have you actually been shot by any shotgun.......just asking "
No, Not yet. |
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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago
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"Seriously, i broke my ribs falling through a floor. (Not my fault I should add). I can only suscribe it as feeling like I’d been shot with a pump action shotgun. Worst pain ever for me.
As opposed to being shot by any other type of shotgun?
Have you actually been shot by any shotgun.......just asking
No, Not yet. "
Quite
From personal experience I can assure you that broken ribs are nothing compared to a broken coccyx. Still can't sit properly for any length of time almost 40 years after breaking it
(definitely not piles either lol) |
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By *ork10Man
over a year ago
York |
"Without a shadow of a doubt... Gout.
Passed it now but it was some of the worst pain I felt. Even without any movement it was excruciating. Thank goodness for allopurinol "
This, and I thank allopurinol to |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seriously, i broke my ribs falling through a floor. (Not my fault I should add). I can only suscribe it as feeling like I’d been shot with a pump action shotgun. Worst pain ever for me.
As opposed to being shot by any other type of shotgun?
Have you actually been shot by any shotgun.......just asking
No, Not yet.
Quite
From personal experience I can assure you that broken ribs are nothing compared to a broken coccyx. Still can't sit properly for any length of time almost 40 years after breaking it
(definitely not piles either lol) "
What if I got broke my cocx? (That’s what you said wasn’t it? ) and thought it was nothing compared to my life threatening injuries.
Pain is subjective, and it sounds like you’ve just got a pain in the ass. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seriously, i broke my ribs falling through a floor. (Not my fault I should add). I can only suscribe it as feeling like I’d been shot with a pump action shotgun. Worst pain ever for me.
As opposed to being shot by any other type of shotgun?
Have you actually been shot by any shotgun.......just asking
No, Not yet. "
Oh there's still time.....
 Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seriously, i broke my ribs falling through a floor. (Not my fault I should add). I can only suscribe it as feeling like I’d been shot with a pump action shotgun. Worst pain ever for me.
As opposed to being shot by any other type of shotgun?
Have you actually been shot by any shotgun.......just asking
No, Not yet.
Oh there's still time.....
Peach x"
I’m a small target. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seriously, i broke my ribs falling through a floor. (Not my fault I should add). I can only suscribe it as feeling like I’d been shot with a pump action shotgun. Worst pain ever for me.
As opposed to being shot by any other type of shotgun?
Have you actually been shot by any shotgun.......just asking
No, Not yet.
Oh there's still time.....
Peach x
I’m a small target. "
I'm a crack shot, mind your arse
Peach x |
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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago
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I love the fact that SEB posted the answer and people have just carried on adding their thoughts.
Standing on Lego or Gallstones were bad, but childbirth similar , but lasts a few hours longer . |
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"I love the fact that SEB posted the answer and people have just carried on adding their thoughts.
Standing on Lego or Gallstones were bad, but childbirth similar , but lasts a few hours longer . "
Childbirth. I remember my wife at the time screaming and screaming- and that was just the conception. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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hemorrhoids removal via a operation..takes about two months to start getting better..going for a shit in the first 5-6 weeks is like somebody sticking red hot poker up your arse, it's that painful |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Surely it's got to be stepping on Lego barefooted right?"
Nope, try a toy stegosaurus...or "STEGO-FUCKING-SAURUS" as they are sometimes called in the early hours of the morning in our house. |
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"Surely it's got to be stepping on Lego barefooted right?
Nope, try a toy stegosaurus...or "STEGO-FUCKING-SAURUS" as they are sometimes called in the early hours of the morning in our house."
Fantastic! I’m rather pleased I started this thread now. |
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Broke my shins both at the same time and because of the condition I have I stood up felt a crunch and sunk a little. There followed the most painful experience of my life.
That and passing a kidney stone. |
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"Surely it's got to be stepping on Lego barefooted right?
Nope, try a toy stegosaurus...or "STEGO-FUCKING-SAURUS" as they are sometimes called in the early hours of the morning in our house."
Get the kids to put the stego saurus away - dimples |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
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"Broke my shins both at the same time and because of the condition I have I stood up felt a crunch and sunk a little. There followed the most painful experience of my life.
That and passing a kidney stone. "
Once saw a kid fall off a rope swing about 40' into a hard clay soil. Nailed the landing but his shins came out through his knees. That was horrific. |
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"Surely it's got to be stepping on Lego barefooted right?
Nope, try a toy stegosaurus...or "STEGO-FUCKING-SAURUS" as they are sometimes called in the early hours of the morning in our house.
Get the kids to put the stego saurus away - dimples "
Think the fucker got fired straight in the bin the last time it happened! |
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"Broke my shins both at the same time and because of the condition I have I stood up felt a crunch and sunk a little. There followed the most painful experience of my life.
That and passing a kidney stone.
Once saw a kid fall off a rope swing about 40' into a hard clay soil. Nailed the landing but his shins came out through his knees. That was horrific."
I am a bit of a sadistic bitch and can find humour in almost any misfortune regardless of the pain. But kids....no. I winced reading that. |
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"Broke my shins both at the same time and because of the condition I have I stood up felt a crunch and sunk a little. There followed the most painful experience of my life.
That and passing a kidney stone.
Once saw a kid fall off a rope swing about 40' into a hard clay soil. Nailed the landing but his shins came out through his knees. That was horrific."
That’s made me shiver. Couldn’t even start to think how it looks let alone what it felt like. |
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"Surely it's got to be stepping on Lego barefooted right?
Nope, try a toy stegosaurus...or "STEGO-FUCKING-SAURUS" as they are sometimes called in the early hours of the morning in our house.
Get the kids to put the stego saurus away - dimples
Think the fucker got fired straight in the bin the last time it happened! "
Yep I can see why |
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There's a clip of a vandal kinking in a wall on Youtube and the consequence of his stupidity. Funnily enough, I still can't watch that without laughing although his shin pretty much ends up flat. That must of hurt. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To travel to a place your mind can never leave or escape from.
That’s deep for a Thursday afternoon."
Yes I have been told I can get quite deep. My apologies |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
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"Broke my shins both at the same time and because of the condition I have I stood up felt a crunch and sunk a little. There followed the most painful experience of my life.
That and passing a kidney stone.
Once saw a kid fall off a rope swing about 40' into a hard clay soil. Nailed the landing but his shins came out through his knees. That was horrific.
I am a bit of a sadistic bitch and can find humour in almost any misfortune regardless of the pain. But kids....no. I winced reading that."
I was about 11 when I saw it. Had to get on my bike to go to a house with a phone to call an ambulance. |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
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"A slug scratch?
A what?
Haven't you ever been scratched by a slug?
No, I manage to out run them.
Come on, it’s something you ladies suffer from. Knicker burn in a delicate area perhaps?"
Lol no, I was just being silly. |
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"A slug scratch?
A what?
Haven't you ever been scratched by a slug?
No, I manage to out run them.
Come on, it’s something you ladies suffer from. Knicker burn in a delicate area perhaps?
Lol no, I was just being silly."
Ah, now I get it. Having a laugh at the expense of men are we? Suggesting we can’t take a bit of pain. |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"A slug scratch?
A what?
Haven't you ever been scratched by a slug?
No, I manage to out run them.
Come on, it’s something you ladies suffer from. Knicker burn in a delicate area perhaps?
Lol no, I was just being silly.
Ah, now I get it. Having a laugh at the expense of men are we? Suggesting we can’t take a bit of pain. "
Would I?  |
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