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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'd have baked a cake.....
Lady of leisure this morning, so I'll bake you a cake, what do you fancy? If you ask nicely, I'll even make some fresh coffee while we wait....
Apron on and spoon ready...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you do a nutella cake with some bueno in it ?
Anything for you, sir. What frosting, or shall I decide? Coffee while you wait? "
A fresh pressed orange juice or if you have milk inside your mammary glands, I'll have a glass. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Carrot Cake please
P.S, You wearing anything under that apron?"
Carrot cake a coming up. Orange or lemon frosting?
PS. Ladies don't tell, please feel free to come and find out for yourself... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you do a nutella cake with some bueno in it ?
Anything for you, sir. What frosting, or shall I decide? Coffee while you wait?
A fresh pressed orange juice or if you have milk inside your mammary glands, I'll have a glass. "
I have both, you'll need to come and do the milking, my hands are a little busy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" A delicious Victoria sponge please yum and a cup of tea please 
On it, one of my favourites, got a Welsh panad here for you too "
ahhh a panad tjats music for the soul that is look you lol x x Diolch x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could I have a lemon drizzle please? And a coffee, white and two if you would be so kind xxx"
Mmm, yes, a lovely tangy LDC a coming up. I need a bigger kitchen  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" A delicious Victoria sponge please yum and a cup of tea please
On it, one of my favourites, got a Welsh panad here for you too ahhh a panad tjats music for the soul that is look you lol x x Diolch x "
Croeso! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could I have a lemon drizzle please? And a coffee, white and two if you would be so kind xxx
Mmm, yes, a lovely tangy LDC a coming up. I need a bigger kitchen "
Maybe another pair of hands?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could I have a lemon drizzle please? And a coffee, white and two if you would be so kind xxx
Mmm, yes, a lovely tangy LDC a coming up. I need a bigger kitchen
Maybe another pair of hands?? "
sure, hop in and help |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Brownies please with big chocolate bits in, soft centres.
Baking always ends up with flour and chocolate everywhere. Only way to clean up is jumping in the shower..."
I'm a messy chef, so definitely a requirement  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Forgot the cake Let's just play with the apron and spoon 
Hahaha!! I wanna bake!! What do you have that's more fun than cake batter
Oooooo don't worry your temp will rise and you will be cooking nicely "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have a blow torch on ma nob
I'm sure the OP would advise otherwise, but there are other sites available for such fetishes "
Definitely agreed sir  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not hungry but id love to watch you eat an eclair while i drink
Far too busy, feed me one  "
1 eclair extra creme coming up il get around to feeding you those mini eggs too when i get half a chance |
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"I'd have baked a cake.....
Lady of leisure this morning, so I'll bake you a cake, what do you fancy? If you ask nicely, I'll even make some fresh coffee while we wait....
Apron on and spoon ready... "
Can I have a Black Forest Gataux please... it's my all time favourite  .
Cal |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I really like mars bar cake.
Done! I like some sultanas in mine, in or out for you madame?
I love sultanas! "
Done then, fruity Mars bar cake a coming up just for you x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not hungry but id love to watch you eat an eclair while i drink
Far too busy, feed me one
1 eclair extra creme coming up il get around to feeding you those mini eggs too when i get half a chance"
Now you're talking my language |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd have baked a cake.....
Lady of leisure this morning, so I'll bake you a cake, what do you fancy? If you ask nicely, I'll even make some fresh coffee while we wait....
Apron on and spoon ready...
Can I have a Black Forest Gataux please... it's my all time favourite .
Cal "
Absolutely, my favourite too! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I really like mars bar cake.
Done! I like some sultanas in mine, in or out for you madame?
I love sultanas!
How about plums? "
Depends how ripe they are |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
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"Could I have a blueberry and raspberry Skyr cake please? Gingernut or caramel biscuit base..
Googling as we speak.... "
Find it? I've only had it o the black coast of Iceland (country not the shop). Had a little tastegasm.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd have baked a cake.....
Lady of leisure this morning, so I'll bake you a cake, what do you fancy? If you ask nicely, I'll even make some fresh coffee while we wait....
Apron on and spoon ready... "
Can you do a Blackforest gateaux? I’ll bring s cherry for the top
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could I have a blueberry and raspberry Skyr cake please? Gingernut or caramel biscuit base..
Googling as we speak....
Find it? I've only had it o the black coast of Iceland (country not the shop). Had a little tastegasm.. "
It's a cooking. Fear not! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd have baked a cake.....
Lady of leisure this morning, so I'll bake you a cake, what do you fancy? If you ask nicely, I'll even make some fresh coffee while we wait....
Apron on and spoon ready...
Can you do a Blackforest gateaux? I’ll bring s cherry for the top
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All sorted, I've got brandy soaked cherries for the top! |
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"I'd have baked a cake.....
Lady of leisure this morning, so I'll bake you a cake, what do you fancy? If you ask nicely, I'll even make some fresh coffee while we wait....
Apron on and spoon ready... "
Is it just your apron you have on ?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd have baked a cake.....
Lady of leisure this morning, so I'll bake you a cake, what do you fancy? If you ask nicely, I'll even make some fresh coffee while we wait....
Apron on and spoon ready... Is it just your apron you have on ?? "
Why don't you come and find out? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I do like a nice banana loaf
Got some bananas ripening as we speak, any frosting for the top?
That would be lovely with a nice buttercream topping "
Done |
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"Brownies please with big chocolate bits in, soft centres.
Baking always ends up with flour and chocolate everywhere. Only way to clean up is jumping in the shower..."
are
There’s nothing better than freshly baked chocolate brownies! Unless it’s licking said brownies off a sexy body ...... THEN you can shower together |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Brownies please with big chocolate bits in, soft centres.
Baking always ends up with flour and chocolate everywhere. Only way to clean up is jumping in the shower...
are
There’s nothing better than freshly baked chocolate brownies! Unless it’s licking said brownies off a sexy body ...... THEN you can shower together "
Chocolate frosted nipples |
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"Brownies please with big chocolate bits in, soft centres.
Baking always ends up with flour and chocolate everywhere. Only way to clean up is jumping in the shower...
are
There’s nothing better than freshly baked chocolate brownies! Unless it’s licking said brownies off a sexy body ...... THEN you can shower together
Chocolate frosted nipples "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh I’ll have a red velvet cake.
Done, some muffins too!
Kettle boiled yet?? I’m outside !! "
I've got an instant boiler. Kettle always on in my home |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd have baked a cake.....
Lady of leisure this morning, so I'll bake you a cake, what do you fancy? If you ask nicely, I'll even make some fresh coffee while we wait....
Apron on and spoon ready... "
I'm a dab hand at baking miss mischief, how about we make a Jaffa cake cake and have that with some freshly ground Colombian filter coffee....
Fuzz |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd have baked a cake.....
Lady of leisure this morning, so I'll bake you a cake, what do you fancy? If you ask nicely, I'll even make some fresh coffee while we wait....
Apron on and spoon ready...
I'm a dab hand at baking miss mischief, how about we make a Jaffa cake cake and have that with some freshly ground Colombian filter coffee....
Fuzz"
Fuzz, you got yourself a deal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd have baked a cake.....
Lady of leisure this morning, so I'll bake you a cake, what do you fancy? If you ask nicely, I'll even make some fresh coffee while we wait....
Apron on and spoon ready...
I'm a dab hand at baking miss mischief, how about we make a Jaffa cake cake and have that with some freshly ground Colombian filter coffee....
Fuzz
Fuzz, you got yourself a deal "
I'll be over with the ingredients right away
Fuzz |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd have baked a cake.....
Lady of leisure this morning, so I'll bake you a cake, what do you fancy? If you ask nicely, I'll even make some fresh coffee while we wait....
Apron on and spoon ready...
I'm a dab hand at baking miss mischief, how about we make a Jaffa cake cake and have that with some freshly ground Colombian filter coffee....
Fuzz
Fuzz, you got yourself a deal
I'll be over with the ingredients right away
Fuzz"
Be quick, I'm thirsty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd have baked a cake.....
Lady of leisure this morning, so I'll bake you a cake, what do you fancy? If you ask nicely, I'll even make some fresh coffee while we wait....
Apron on and spoon ready...
I'm a dab hand at baking miss mischief, how about we make a Jaffa cake cake and have that with some freshly ground Colombian filter coffee....
Fuzz
Fuzz, you got yourself a deal
I'll be over with the ingredients right away
Fuzz
Be quick, I'm thirsty "
Not sure if I could quench your thirst but would give it a damn good go 
Fuzz |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd have baked a cake.....
Lady of leisure this morning, so I'll bake you a cake, what do you fancy? If you ask nicely, I'll even make some fresh coffee while we wait....
Apron on and spoon ready...
I'm a dab hand at baking miss mischief, how about we make a Jaffa cake cake and have that with some freshly ground Colombian filter coffee....
Fuzz
Fuzz, you got yourself a deal
I'll be over with the ingredients right away
Fuzz
Be quick, I'm thirsty
Not sure if I could quench your thirst but would give it a damn good go
Fuzz"
You'll get bonus points for effort |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd have baked a cake.....
Lady of leisure this morning, so I'll bake you a cake, what do you fancy? If you ask nicely, I'll even make some fresh coffee while we wait....
Apron on and spoon ready...
I'm a dab hand at baking miss mischief, how about we make a Jaffa cake cake and have that with some freshly ground Colombian filter coffee....
Fuzz
Fuzz, you got yourself a deal
I'll be over with the ingredients right away
Fuzz
Be quick, I'm thirsty
Not sure if I could quench your thirst but would give it a damn good go
Fuzz
You'll get bonus points for effort "
Your points give me a boner
Fuzz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cheeky Fuzz
Fresh batch of cheese and chives scones done, and some fresh coffee. Anyone want some? "
That sounds good. If you're not satisfied yet, I'm partial to a bit of tiffin.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd love chocolate fudge cake. So yummy
With chocolate shavings on top 
Oh yes please
Consider it done lovely lady x
Can I give you a hand ?"
I can give you two |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd love chocolate fudge cake. So yummy
With chocolate shavings on top
Oh yes please
Consider it done lovely lady x
Can I give you a hand ?"
Nah, you're all good, I like control in my kitchen |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cheeky Fuzz
Fresh batch of cheese and chives scones done, and some fresh coffee. Anyone want some?
That sounds good. If you're not satisfied yet, I'm partial to a bit of tiffin.."
Mmmm, with plenty of sultanas |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could you rustle up a Key Lime pie please Mischief?
Absolutely, one of my favourites. As long as you promise to share an 1/8 with me "
Just an 1/8? Who wants to help us with the other 3/4? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could you rustle up a Key Lime pie please Mischief?
Absolutely, one of my favourites. As long as you promise to share an 1/8 with me
Just an 1/8? Who wants to help us with the other 3/4? "
Put it on the table, I'm sure people will share |
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"I'd have baked a cake.....
Lady of leisure this morning, so I'll bake you a cake, what do you fancy? If you ask nicely, I'll even make some fresh coffee while we wait....
Apron on and spoon ready... Is it just your apron you have on ??
Why don't you come and find out? "
On way |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd have baked a cake.....
Lady of leisure this morning, so I'll bake you a cake, what do you fancy? If you ask nicely, I'll even make some fresh coffee while we wait....
Apron on and spoon ready... Is it just your apron you have on ??
Why don't you come and find out? On way "
Excellent |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd love chocolate fudge cake. So yummy
With chocolate shavings on top
Oh yes please
Consider it done lovely lady x
Can I give you a hand ?
I can give you two "
I just need the one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd love chocolate fudge cake. So yummy
With chocolate shavings on top
Oh yes please
Consider it done lovely lady x
Can I give you a hand ?
I can give you two
I just need the one "
I'm not so sure about that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Coffee and walnut cake please and a nice latte.
As long as you come and sit beside me and we can share
Who.. op or the poster above "
If there's cake involved, it's me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I be cheeky and ask for a key lime pie 
Absolutely, perfect for some afternoon tea I have my coat on and am out the door "
See you soon, kettle is on if anyone needs a refreshing brew to kick start the afternoon |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I dont mind which cake could i have a latte please and since your busy baking ile wash up for you "
Ahh bless ya. I'll whip us up a fruity meringue and an apple strudel with some custard. Sod it,, let's whack the dishwasher on and get a glass of wine! |
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"I'd have baked a cake.....
Lady of leisure this morning, so I'll bake you a cake, what do you fancy? If you ask nicely, I'll even make some fresh coffee while we wait....
Apron on and spoon ready... "
just the apron and spoon I hope |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd love chocolate fudge cake. So yummy
With chocolate shavings on top
Oh yes please
Consider it done lovely lady x
Can I give you a hand ?
I can give you two
I just need the one
I'm not so sure about that "
Oh believe me I can do loads with just the one hand |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd have baked a cake.....
Lady of leisure this morning, so I'll bake you a cake, what do you fancy? If you ask nicely, I'll even make some fresh coffee while we wait....
Apron on and spoon ready... just the apron and spoon I hope "
But of course |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can u do a practice run of the royal wedding cake ....it sounds lovley ... you may have to practice it a few times ."
Sounds like it needs a proper skilled Baker for that job!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can u do a practice run of the royal wedding cake ....it sounds lovley ... you may have to practice it a few times .
Sounds like it needs a proper skilled Baker for that job!! "
This place is full of masterbakers... |
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