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I came here on fab as a swinger... looking for fun with a fitty not a minger... she must be a beauty, a stunner or a cutie... a brunette a blonde or a ginga!
Show us your talent with a fab themed limerick.
Something a bit more unique than... young horny lad.. In need of a shag.. don’t care if you’re a hag.. I’ll bring my own paper bag! |
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There was a fab couple in Pitlochry who decided to make love in a rockery. She said “John you’ve cum all over my bum, it was nay a fuck, was a mockery”.
For full effect read it in a Scottish accent. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There once was a nice guy called Taff,
Who's comments would make us all laugh.
In June I'll walk pooch ,
And then cwtch, hug and smooch
With that adorable Welshman called Taff.  "
brilliant x |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
I signed up to fab to nail many
But six months later I hadn't had any
So I posted some pictures of me in bed
Gained confidence and started a thread
Now I'm fucking a northern birds fanny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Roses are red violets are blue,
Fabswingers got me laid and so it can you!
Argh that doesn't rhyme, shit...
Yahtzee!
It rhymes but it's not a Limerick!"
Yup, just googled limerick, I'm not poetic enough for 5 lines  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On the forums we all like to type
Sometimes we chat over skype
From what biscuits we adore
To who's the biggest whore
And loves Cocksnot up the Fart pipe
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Instashag awaits as you join and log in
a quick search to find sex, let it begin
I have Pm’d them all, - tall,short big & slim
Tomorrow I’m desperate, I’ll try with a ‘him’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On the forums we all like to type
Sometimes we chat over skype
From what biscuits we adore
To who's the biggest whore
And loves Cocksnot up the Fart pipe
That's a great one ! "
thank you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My bestest friend is Miss.Honey
She really is wickedly funny
She loves the word cunt
And pulls the odd stunt
But she makes my world all the more sunny"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Instashag awaits as you join and log in
a quick search to find sex, let it begin
I have Pm’d them all, - tall,short big & slim
Tomorrow I’m desperate, I’ll try with a ‘him’"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tuesdays its show your Tits day
Wednesday Wiggle Jo's arse Oh I Say
Thursday thighs are Canny
Friday's show Cock or Fanny
Then Weekends off to clubs for a play |
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There is a fella called Fabio
Who on the forums is a bit of an asshole(io)
But I met him one night, and he’s proper alright
So I take it back and now eat my words(io)
Disclaimer: I know I cheated a bit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I joined fab not knowing what to expect
And saw lots of cocks all erect
But I decided to stay
And spend hours each day
To see how many messages I have unchecked |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One thing I didn't think I would find
When I joined fab in the back of my mind
Was a regular friend
But I'm glad to extend
That a horny one I've managed to find 
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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago
solihull |
"I came here on fab as a swinger... looking for fun with a fitty not a minger... she must be a beauty, a stunner or a cutie... a brunette a blonde or a ginga!
Show us your talent with a fab themed limerick.
Something a bit more unique than... young horny lad.. In need of a shag.. don’t care if you’re a hag.. I’ll bring my own paper bag!"
there was a man called short fat and ugly,
who from the site wanted something snuggly,
so he met lots and lots of women,
and none of them would give in,
just proves hes really just....fugly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fab’s a swinging website, for couples to meet
Yet, we talk about cake, brexit and smelly feet.
The threads are flirty
With singles that are dirty
Sex crazy women with men that are in heat |
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"I came here on fab as a swinger... looking for fun with a fitty not a minger... she must be a beauty, a stunner or a cutie... a brunette a blonde or a ginga!
Show us your talent with a fab themed limerick.
Something a bit more unique than... young horny lad.. In need of a shag.. don’t care if you’re a hag.. I’ll bring my own paper bag!
there was a man called short fat and ugly,
who from the site wanted something snuggly,
so he met lots and lots of women,
and none of them would give in,
just proves hes really just....fugly"
One part of a couple from soli.... Squirts so much you might need a brolly... her pee ain’t for free.... be prepared for a fee.. and make sure you bring lots of lolly!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m not sure if you’re here for sexual pleasure
Or on the forums, just talking at leisure?
But the women ain’t swoonin’
At your constant ass mooning
Or the remote you used to measure.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On Friday we share face pics
Some Wednesdays men show thier socks
But Wednesdays for wiggle
It's always a giggle
Of bottoms we get our fix "
Dicks not socks dam autocarrot |
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By *oi93Man
over a year ago
Aberdeen |
Fab is great, it's fun it's grand.
Most of the men scroll with dick in hand.
The people explore with willing intent.
It's a place where singles and couples can vent,
So get scrolling now and explore firsthand. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We need to get Seeside laid
The times that I have prayed
That a woman is willing
To take a drilling
From a shirt that's Hawaiian made
WINNER!!!! "
Post of the week for me |
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"If you take a look in the Fab Lounge
You will usually find men with a tounge
Who upon no verification
Express indignation
Then photo fabs they'll beg and scrounge 
What's a tounge ? "
I searched everywhere for a tounge
But so far not one could be foundge
I looked under the bed..the sofa...the shed
And sadly there’s not one to scrounge!
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"If you take a look in the Fab Lounge
You will usually find men with a tounge
Who upon no verification
Express indignation
Then photo fabs they'll beg and scrounge
What's a tounge ? "
What's a tounge, asked a woman from Stoke
It's the mouth part that licks and can poke
It's the same as a tongue
And if used well you'll cum
It's just spelt wrong by many a bloke. |
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