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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Whenever I have a bath and put bubble bath in, it always, and I mean always, ends up making a huge bubble cock, complete with tip and balls.
Does anyone else own a filthy-minded bath, or sink? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No but I always draw a big veiny cock complete with ball hairs and spunk on the glass shower door when I'm in there. "
Good enough for me! Join the club  |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Sometimes I don't always clean the bath after. Does this count?
I'm going to have to turn down your membership. Sorry.  "
You were not clear about membership rules. I'm gonna report you to the bath ombudsman. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I always thought Mr Matey was a bit of a perv. Never took his eyes off me while I was all naked."
All sailors are the same. He had that smug grin too, even if you made him walk the plank |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sometimes I don't always clean the bath after. Does this count?
I'm going to have to turn down your membership. Sorry.
You were not clear about membership rules. I'm gonna report you to the bath ombudsman. "
I always welcome referrals so that we can learn and make changes where required |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Sometimes I don't always clean the bath after. Does this count?
I'm going to have to turn down your membership. Sorry.
You were not clear about membership rules. I'm gonna report you to the bath ombudsman.
I always welcome referrals so that we can learn and make changes where required"
Yes. What I need is to change ny ways. Clarify: Is this like when the Borg assimilate? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sometimes I don't always clean the bath after. Does this count?
I'm going to have to turn down your membership. Sorry.
You were not clear about membership rules. I'm gonna report you to the bath ombudsman.
I always welcome referrals so that we can learn and make changes where required
Yes. What I need is to change ny ways. Clarify: Is this like when the Borg assimilate? "
I can only help with bogs I'm afraid. Plumbing matters only. |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Sometimes I don't always clean the bath after. Does this count?
I'm going to have to turn down your membership. Sorry.
You were not clear about membership rules. I'm gonna report you to the bath ombudsman.
I always welcome referrals so that we can learn and make changes where required
Yes. What I need is to change ny ways. Clarify: Is this like when the Borg assimilate?
I can only help with bogs I'm afraid. Plumbing matters only."
You offering to do something with my toilet? I guess it makes a change from what are you doing/ wearing? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sometimes I don't always clean the bath after. Does this count?
I'm going to have to turn down your membership. Sorry.
You were not clear about membership rules. I'm gonna report you to the bath ombudsman.
I always welcome referrals so that we can learn and make changes where required
Yes. What I need is to change ny ways. Clarify: Is this like when the Borg assimilate?
I can only help with bogs I'm afraid. Plumbing matters only.
You offering to do something with my toilet? I guess it makes a change from what are you doing/ wearing? "
I'll see that when I fix your toilet |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Sometimes I don't always clean the bath after. Does this count?
I'm going to have to turn down your membership. Sorry.
You were not clear about membership rules. I'm gonna report you to the bath ombudsman.
I always welcome referrals so that we can learn and make changes where required
Yes. What I need is to change ny ways. Clarify: Is this like when the Borg assimilate?
I can only help with bogs I'm afraid. Plumbing matters only.
You offering to do something with my toilet? I guess it makes a change from what are you doing/ wearing?
I'll see that when I fix your toilet"
Touché.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sometimes I don't always clean the bath after. Does this count?
I'm going to have to turn down your membership. Sorry.
You were not clear about membership rules. I'm gonna report you to the bath ombudsman.
I always welcome referrals so that we can learn and make changes where required
Yes. What I need is to change ny ways. Clarify: Is this like when the Borg assimilate?
I can only help with bogs I'm afraid. Plumbing matters only.
You offering to do something with my toilet? I guess it makes a change from what are you doing/ wearing?
I'll see that when I fix your toilet
Touché. "
I was only planning to look, but ok. Touche sounds good too |
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