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This is one for the parents out there, we all know raising kids can be tough. Knowing what to do for the best. Wanting to protect them yet not wrap then in cotton wool.
I would just like to let you all know that restaurants are dangerous places. As much fun as the tables are to run around for your kiddywinkles, it's not really appropriate. I know, you'd never think it would you! They aren't actually playgrounds.
You know those plates that the waitresses are carrying... some of them are hot and very heavy. They also block the view of the floor, so if your precious angel darts out in front of a waitress/waiter whilst they are carrying numerous plates EXPECT A FUCKING ACCIDENT. Scalding, accidental stabbing (some plates have steak knives on them.... which are sharp, and heavy if they fall from the height of a plate being carried), or there's the weight of said member of waiting staff falling over the child and splatting on top of them with the plates and hot food too.
If a member of staff asks you politely to let them through please, fucking do it, don't shout at them that the refill machine it in a stupid place. This staff member is currently burning themselves in an attempt to get your food to you whilst it's still hot, because if not, you'll shout at them because your food isn't at a temperature you find acceptable.
Please don't let your kids mess with stuff. Would you want to eat off cutlery someone else's snotty bundle of joy had touched and mauled? Didn't think so.
Letting your kids chew food then spit it on the floor repeatedly really isn't very nice behaviour, most places have a dustpan and brush. We don't expect you to clear this spat out food, but just offering by asking for the dustpan makes a huge difference.
Staff aren't trying to be awkward or miserable, they're trying to keep your kids safe.
Remember - you are the parent, fucking behave like one.
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over a year ago
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Amen!!! I can’t abide kids running riot in a restaurant or cafe, sit the fuck down and if they can’t, take them to a fast food place that has iPads for them to zombie out on.
I used to work in a cafe and then spoons and yes the plates are fucking hot but you stand there chatting to me while I burn my fucking finger prints off!!
Little bastards!! (Love my own lol)
Geeky x |
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over a year ago
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Amen, I’ve never let mine behave that way. My boys having special needs we’ve had to work hard to get them to be able to sit down and not run around but have always been complimented on their behaviour. No need for it x |
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"Amen!!! I can’t abide kids running riot in a restaurant or cafe, sit the fuck down and if they can’t, take them to a fast food place that has iPads for them to zombie out on.
I used to work in a cafe and then spoons and yes the plates are fucking hot but you stand there chatting to me while I burn my fucking finger prints off!!
Little bastards!! (Love my own lol)
Geeky x"
Wank ain't it. Today was by far the worst day of the holidays so far. The kids at one table were shouting at each other so loudly and jumping around I couldn't even hear what the parent was trying to order. There were 3 other adults at the table and none of them said a word. I was so close to walking off and saying I'll come back when your kids start showing some respect. I didn't. |
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over a year ago
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Oh it doesn't stop at restaurants Peach. Doctor's surgeries too...
Building blocks, you know the plastic ones covered in germs from kids coughing and puking over them ...it becomes a battle of who's child can build the highest.
Or in other cases the parents force them to sit and fucking play nicely when they're sick.
Stop the madness!  |
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"Amen, I’ve never let mine behave that way. My boys having special needs we’ve had to work hard to get them to be able to sit down and not run around but have always been complimented on their behaviour. No need for it x "
It's bloody dangerous and people don't think. Yet if there was an accident coz their kid was running riot the parents would be demanding the staff member was fired rather than taking responsibility.
Don't get me wrong, we have some wonderful families come in, some with special needs other without. But I do find that parents with kids with special needs are far more in control. Xx |
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over a year ago
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I made a woman clear up the mess her kid had made with a Greggs sausage roll they had sneaked it to feed it upstairs out of sight. I went outside and very loudly told her to get back in and clean it up.
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over a year ago
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"Peach turn your fuckin noise down and get on with your job you crying cunt. (Middle finger).
Spit on his burger Peach 
I'll give him the snotty cutlery to use too "
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"Peach turn your fuckin noise down and get on with your job you crying cunt. (Middle finger).
Spit on his burger Peach
I'll give him the snotty cutlery to use too "
Your full of shit. You can see the little fuckers over the plates. You're the same size as them. |
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"Oh it doesn't stop at restaurants Peach. Doctor's surgeries too...
Building blocks, you know the plastic ones covered in germs from kids coughing and puking over them ...it becomes a battle of who's child can build the highest.
Or in other cases the parents force them to sit and fucking play nicely when they're sick.
Stop the madness! "
The ones you see the kids putting in their mouth too. I know the little buggers.
Read your kid a book ffs! |
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"Peach turn your fuckin noise down and get on with your job you crying cunt. (Middle finger).
Spit on his burger Peach
I'll give him the snotty cutlery to use too
Your full of shit. You can see the little fuckers over the plates. You're the same size as them. "
I'm sporting a fresh burn on my forearm. Apparently carrying 3 plates isn't enough, they ordered garlic bread and onion rings too. Yes... yes I know, and I shall go get them once I've given you this food, then made it back through the maze of children behaving like animals.
I'm ignoring your comment ya bitch. |
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Parents who let their kids run riot.
Crawl on the floor.
Screaming the place down while parents just sit there.
I know we can switch off.
But that's because they are your kids.other people can't.
Have some decency and respect towards others around you.
I love kids,my own also, but no need to let them act like wee assholes out in the public. |
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"Peach turn your fuckin noise down and get on with your job you crying cunt. (Middle finger).
Spit on his burger Peach
I'll give him the snotty cutlery to use too
Your full of shit. You can see the little fuckers over the plates. You're the same size as them.
I'm sporting a fresh burn on my forearm. Apparently carrying 3 plates isn't enough, they ordered garlic bread and onion rings too. Yes... yes I know, and I shall go get them once I've given you this food, then made it back through the maze of children behaving like animals.
I'm ignoring your comment ya bitch."
In that case I fully apologise for my childish comment. Don't you just want to volley the little fucks and call their mum a cunt? |
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Couldn't of said it better myself! I think it's appalling when parents let their kids run riot in innapropriate places if i would've done that as a little girl i would've got a slapped arse and I'll be raising mine to know not to do it too |
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"Parents who let their kids run riot.
Crawl on the floor.
Screaming the place down while parents just sit there.
I know we can switch off.
But that's because they are your kids.other people can't.
Have some decency and respect towards others around you.
I love kids,my own also, but no need to let them act like wee assholes out in the public."
Ain't that the truth.
If they aren't behaving.... take them home! |
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"Peach turn your fuckin noise down and get on with your job you crying cunt. (Middle finger).
Spit on his burger Peach
I'll give him the snotty cutlery to use too
Your full of shit. You can see the little fuckers over the plates. You're the same size as them.
I'm sporting a fresh burn on my forearm. Apparently carrying 3 plates isn't enough, they ordered garlic bread and onion rings too. Yes... yes I know, and I shall go get them once I've given you this food, then made it back through the maze of children behaving like animals.
I'm ignoring your comment ya bitch.
In that case I fully apologise for my childish comment. Don't you just want to volley the little fucks and call their mum a cunt? "
You remember Garfield?..
You remember the bit where Garfields foot and Odies arse made contact?
Yeahhhhhhh |
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"Peach turn your fuckin noise down and get on with your job you crying cunt. (Middle finger).
Spit on his burger Peach
I'll give him the snotty cutlery to use too
Your full of shit. You can see the little fuckers over the plates. You're the same size as them. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes i agree being a chef and in the trade I've heard some horror stories about people getting hurt not just with hot plates but also empty glasses. Well said! |
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"Peach turn your fuckin noise down and get on with your job you crying cunt. (Middle finger).
Spit on his burger Peach
I'll give him the snotty cutlery to use too
Your full of shit. You can see the little fuckers over the plates. You're the same size as them.
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I'm not that much bigger to be fair. Our plates are HUGE tho  |
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My mum works in a pub and since my daughter was newborn she's eaten in restaurants and knows how to behave but when she tells me about how she goes to wagamamas with her dad and how 'Daddy' lets me walk round the place asking customers if I can take their order cos he thinks it's cute whereas I'm screaming inside thinking nice one you dopey cunt undoing 8 years of hard work of teaching my daughter restaurant etiquette!!! |
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It's the scum bag parents letting their kids do what they want. They should be fuckin sterilized. I only have to look at my 2 and they just laugh at me really. |
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"My mum works in a pub and since my daughter was newborn she's eaten in restaurants and knows how to behave but when she tells me about how she goes to wagamamas with her dad and how 'Daddy' lets me walk round the place asking customers if I can take their order cos he thinks it's cute whereas I'm screaming inside thinking nice one you dopey cunt undoing 8 years of hard work of teaching my daughter restaurant etiquette!!!"
People simply don't realise the dangers. Not just the accidents that can happen, but you don't know the other diners. Most people at the moment know it's half term. How easy would it be in a busy restaurant/pub that's full of noisy kids, which also has lots of different seating areas, for someone to snatch a little one. It's terrifying
Clueless mate, fucking clueless. |
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"It's the scum bag parents letting their kids do what they want. They should be fuckin sterilized. I only have to look at my 2 and they just laugh at me really. "
When my lad embarrassed me when we were out, I got him back big time. I walked behind him all the way to school skipping and singing and trying to hold his hand etc. If he could have been swallowed by a black hole that entire journey he would have...
People are scared to punish their kids. It's not all about screaming and shouting or hitting them physically, think outside the box |
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"Amen!!! I can’t abide kids running riot in a restaurant or cafe, sit the fuck down and if they can’t, take them to a fast food place that has iPads for them to zombie out on.
I used to work in a cafe and then spoons and yes the plates are fucking hot but you stand there chatting to me while I burn my fucking finger prints off!!
Little bastards!! (Love my own lol)
Geeky x
Wank ain't it. Today was by far the worst day of the holidays so far. The kids at one table were shouting at each other so loudly and jumping around I couldn't even hear what the parent was trying to order. There were 3 other adults at the table and none of them said a word. I was so close to walking off and saying I'll come back when your kids start showing some respect. I didn't. "
I wish you could! I agree. |
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"It's the scum bag parents letting their kids do what they want. They should be fuckin sterilized. I only have to look at my 2 and they just laugh at me really.
When my lad embarrassed me when we were out, I got him back big time. I walked behind him all the way to school skipping and singing and trying to hold his hand etc. If he could have been swallowed by a black hole that entire journey he would have...
People are scared to punish their kids. It's not all about screaming and shouting or hitting them physically, think outside the box "
Love that!! |
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"It's the scum bag parents letting their kids do what they want. They should be fuckin sterilized. I only have to look at my 2 and they just laugh at me really.
When my lad embarrassed me when we were out, I got him back big time. I walked behind him all the way to school skipping and singing and trying to hold his hand etc. If he could have been swallowed by a black hole that entire journey he would have...
People are scared to punish their kids. It's not all about screaming and shouting or hitting them physically, think outside the box
Love that!! "
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"I used to work in, then run, pubs & restaurants. If my kids ever behaved like some I’ve seen I’d read them the riot act.
B x"
I cringe and my heart sinks.
Then you can have kids 10 mins later that are genuinely awesome and it gives you hope again! |
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"I used to work in, then run, pubs & restaurants. If my kids ever behaved like some I’ve seen I’d read them the riot act.
B x
I cringe and my heart sinks.
Then you can have kids 10 mins later that are genuinely awesome and it gives you hope again!"
Some are bloody fantastic!!! I used to be a party hostess at McDonalds - the kids were so grateful to receive a pack of colouring pens wrapped in tray liners ?????? |
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"I used to work in, then run, pubs & restaurants. If my kids ever behaved like some I’ve seen I’d read them the riot act.
B x
I cringe and my heart sinks.
Then you can have kids 10 mins later that are genuinely awesome and it gives you hope again!
Some are bloody fantastic!!! I used to be a party hostess at McDonalds - the kids were so grateful to receive a pack of colouring pens wrapped in tray liners ??????"
It's a brilliant feeling isn't it. I did kids birthdays in a wacky warehouse type thing for 7 years. |
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"It's the scum bag parents letting their kids do what they want. They should be fuckin sterilized. I only have to look at my 2 and they just laugh at me really.
When my lad embarrassed me when we were out, I got him back big time. I walked behind him all the way to school skipping and singing and trying to hold his hand etc. If he could have been swallowed by a black hole that entire journey he would have...
People are scared to punish their kids. It's not all about screaming and shouting or hitting them physically, think outside the box "
No way, poor little fella, you want fuckin locking up.....again. |
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"I used to work in, then run, pubs & restaurants. If my kids ever behaved like some I’ve seen I’d read them the riot act.
B x
I cringe and my heart sinks.
Then you can have kids 10 mins later that are genuinely awesome and it gives you hope again!
Some are bloody fantastic!!! I used to be a party hostess at McDonalds - the kids were so grateful to receive a pack of colouring pens wrapped in tray liners ??????
It's a brilliant feeling isn't it. I did kids birthdays in a wacky warehouse type thing for 7 years."
Did that too!! |
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"It's the scum bag parents letting their kids do what they want. They should be fuckin sterilized. I only have to look at my 2 and they just laugh at me really.
When my lad embarrassed me when we were out, I got him back big time. I walked behind him all the way to school skipping and singing and trying to hold his hand etc. If he could have been swallowed by a black hole that entire journey he would have...
People are scared to punish their kids. It's not all about screaming and shouting or hitting them physically, think outside the box
No way, poor little fella, you want fuckin locking up.....again. "
Learned his lesson tho!
If 9 times ain't changed me, 10 don't mean a thing |
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"It's the scum bag parents letting their kids do what they want. They should be fuckin sterilized. I only have to look at my 2 and they just laugh at me really.
When my lad embarrassed me when we were out, I got him back big time. I walked behind him all the way to school skipping and singing and trying to hold his hand etc. If he could have been swallowed by a black hole that entire journey he would have...
People are scared to punish their kids. It's not all about screaming and shouting or hitting them physically, think outside the box
No way, poor little fella, you want fuckin locking up.....again.
Learned his lesson tho!
If 9 times ain't changed me, 10 don't mean a thing "
Fair play to you kid. As long as they learn. |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
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I brought mine up correctly. Even when little they knew how to behave. How to ask nicely for things. Not to play with food and how to set cutlery when they were finished..
Result is a well rounded young adult who can be taken to any restaurant. |
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"Who would want to go out for a meal and take children with them anyway. Dump them on an elderly relative who's to polite to say no or stick them in borstal, everyone's a winner."
I love taking my 2 with me because they know how to behave and enjoy going to restaurants. However if they were little twats i would leave them at home. |
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"Oh it doesn't stop at restaurants Peach. Doctor's surgeries too...
Building blocks, you know the plastic ones covered in germs from kids coughing and puking over them ...it becomes a battle of who's child can build the highest.
Or in other cases the parents force them to sit and fucking play nicely when they're sick.
Stop the madness! "
Or those fucking things with the little things you can move around thin bits of metal and the constant noise that is makes, I was in there the other day and Ads son was playing with it and it was testing my fucking wits!!! All that fucking clonking about!! |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Who would want to go out for a meal and take children with them anyway. Dump them on an elderly relative who's to polite to say no or stick them in borstal, everyone's a winner."
I find that locking them in a cupboard also works.. |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
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"Who would want to go out for a meal and take children with them anyway. Dump them on an elderly relative who's to polite to say no or stick them in borstal, everyone's a winner.
I find that locking them in a cupboard also works.. "
That's what I wanted to say but decided against it
Think you're allowed to say that kind of thing if you do actually have children, which I don't. |
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