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Single males..another one
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I missed the first thread. Are these single, properly single males or Fab single?
Totally, tragically single here"
There’s totally, tragically females here too.. embrace it, who wants a relationship anyway  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I missed the first thread. Are these single, properly single males or Fab single?
Totally, tragically single here
There’s totally, tragically females here too.. embrace it, who wants a relationship anyway "
Me, actually. Just turned 40 and the loneliness is starting to bite. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I missed the first thread. Are these single, properly single males or Fab single?
Totally, tragically single here"
Being single isn’t tragic. As Groucho said, marriage is an institution. Who wants to live in an institution.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I missed the first thread. Are these single, properly single males or Fab single?
Totally, tragically single here
Being single isn’t tragic. As Groucho said, marriage is an institution. Who wants to live in an institution. "
I'm something of a traditionalist at heart. Deep down I'd like to settle down in a state of matrimony, preferably with a lady who shares my fondness for handcuffs, nipple clamps and riding crops. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have i killed the thread? Or have we run out of dudicorns? "
I'll keep it going with a late appearance; no I haven't got a wife who's just popped out to bingo either |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Have i killed the thread? Or have we run out of dudicorns?
They're getting ready to watch Masterchef so they can wow us with their culinary skills."
Im waiting for my Greg fix too. #oddcrush |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Have i killed the thread? Or have we run out of dudicorns?
I'll keep it going with a late appearance; no I haven't got a wife who's just popped out to bingo either "
Thank you for making that clear. Cos you know, things pray on a woman's mind... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have i killed the thread? Or have we run out of dudicorns?
I'll keep it going with a late appearance; no I haven't got a wife who's just popped out to bingo either
Thank you for making that clear. Cos you know, things pray on a woman's mind... "
Were you thinking it was Zumba? |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Have i killed the thread? Or have we run out of dudicorns?
I'll keep it going with a late appearance; no I haven't got a wife who's just popped out to bingo either
Thank you for making that clear. Cos you know, things pray on a woman's mind...
Were you thinking it was Zumba? "
Yeah. That's what I was thinking.
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"I had my dudicorn horn removed to stop me being poached, now I'm just an old nag."
Oh FFS! People are going to be asked to sign petitions and donate money.
In return, they'll get monthly letters and a stuffed cuddly Moriarty. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is dudicorns a new word?
Absolutely. Genius!
Oh I'm not just a pretty face 
Don't know. Never seen your face.
You'll find it between my legs
Maybe
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Now now   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have i killed the thread? Or have we run out of dudicorns?
They're getting ready to watch Masterchef so they can wow us with their culinary skills."
Oi don’t mock my evening TV |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I missed the first thread. Are these single, properly single males or Fab single? "
Wait... (checks self for Singularity)...
Yup - still very single. Not a whiff of Duality or Triplexity |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Have i killed the thread? Or have we run out of dudicorns?
They're getting ready to watch Masterchef so they can wow us with their culinary skills.
Oi don’t mock my evening TV "
You are a good cook your cheesecake can kill a thousand men  |
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"Have i killed the thread? Or have we run out of dudicorns?
They're getting ready to watch Masterchef so they can wow us with their culinary skills.
Oi don’t mock my evening TV "
It's a toss up whether I'd prefer your delicious food in my mouth or your man wang.
I'll go with man wang then ice cream |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have i killed the thread? Or have we run out of dudicorns?
They're getting ready to watch Masterchef so they can wow us with their culinary skills.
Oi don’t mock my evening TV
It's a toss up whether I'd prefer your delicious food in my mouth or your man wang.
I'll go with man wang then ice cream "
how about ice cream and man wang lol |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"I had my dudicorn horn removed to stop me being poached, now I'm just an old nag.
Oh FFS! People are going to be asked to sign petitions and donate money.
In return, they'll get monthly letters and a stuffed cuddly Moriarty. "
I'm the last surviving male of the species apparently, want to join the breeding programme? |
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"Have i killed the thread? Or have we run out of dudicorns?
They're getting ready to watch Masterchef so they can wow us with their culinary skills.
Oi don’t mock my evening TV
It's a toss up whether I'd prefer your delicious food in my mouth or your man wang.
I'll go with man wang then ice cream
how about ice cream and man wang lol"
Perfect  |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"I had my dudicorn horn removed to stop me being poached, now I'm just an old nag.
Oh FFS! People are going to be asked to sign petitions and donate money.
In return, they'll get monthly letters and a stuffed cuddly Moriarty.
I'm the last surviving male of the species apparently, want to join the breeding programme?"
My loins say yes (not the Simba kind) and my head says you're old and there's a special offer on at the Morrison's Cafe... |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"I had my dudicorn horn removed to stop me being poached, now I'm just an old nag.
Oh FFS! People are going to be asked to sign petitions and donate money.
In return, they'll get monthly letters and a stuffed cuddly Moriarty.
I'm the last surviving male of the species apparently, want to join the breeding programme?
My loins say yes (not the Simba kind) and my head says you're old and there's a special offer on at the Morrison's Cafe... "
Not even Waitrose  |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"I had my dudicorn horn removed to stop me being poached, now I'm just an old nag.
Oh FFS! People are going to be asked to sign petitions and donate money.
In return, they'll get monthly letters and a stuffed cuddly Moriarty.
I'm the last surviving male of the species apparently, want to join the breeding programme?
My loins say yes (not the Simba kind) and my head says you're old and there's a special offer on at the Morrison's Cafe...
Not even Waitrose "
Nope. Waitrose can wait!
Yup that's all I've got. |
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