Is about Adam and Eve (for arguments sake let’s just pretend they ARE real here) the first people.
Imagine the first erection... how did he think... I know... I will stick it up that hole she seems to have there.
What other weird ‘firsts’ would they have had?! |
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"Is about Adam and Eve (for arguments sake let’s just pretend they ARE real here) the first people.
Imagine the first erection... how did he think... I know... I will stick it up that hole she seems to have there.
What other weird ‘firsts’ would they have had?! "
How did he know that was the right hole!..was it a good guess ha |
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"Is about Adam and Eve (for arguments sake let’s just pretend they ARE real here) the first people.
Imagine the first erection... how did he think... I know... I will stick it up that hole she seems to have there.
What other weird ‘firsts’ would they have had?!
How did he know that was the right hole!..was it a good guess ha"
Any holes a goal  |
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Slough Windsor ish |
And when they had done the deed, how on earth did Eve feel suddenly getting fatter over 9 months? Feeling the baby moving inside? Then the horror of childbirth? What must she have been thinking? Who told her to attatch the baby to her tit to feed it? |
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"Is about Adam and Eve (for arguments sake let’s just pretend they ARE real here) the first people.
Imagine the first erection... how did he think... I know... I will stick it up that hole she seems to have there."
If he was a typical man he would have stuck it in the nearest and first hole he set eyes on! So, if it were true, we would be greatfull some sort of wild animal didn't just stroll past at that specific moment! Life could have took a whole new path!! How would you stick that story in the holy bible?!?! |
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"Is about Adam and Eve (for arguments sake let’s just pretend they ARE real here) the first people.
Imagine the first erection... how did he think... I know... I will stick it up that hole she seems to have there.
If he was a typical man he would have stuck it in the nearest and first hole he set eyes on! So, if it were true, we would be greatfull some sort of wild animal didn't just stroll past at that specific moment! Life could have took a whole new path!! How would you stick that story in the holy bible?!?! "
Watched a documentary about how it’s totally a normal thing to practice lovemaking on a donkey in Columbia before marriage.... can’t look at shakira in the same light tbf |
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"Is about Adam and Eve (for arguments sake let’s just pretend they ARE real here) the first people.
Imagine the first erection... how did he think... I know... I will stick it up that hole she seems to have there.
If he was a typical man he would have stuck it in the nearest and first hole he set eyes on! So, if it were true, we would be greatfull some sort of wild animal didn't just stroll past at that specific moment! Life could have took a whole new path!! How would you stick that story in the holy bible?!?!
Watched a documentary about how it’s totally a normal thing to practice lovemaking on a donkey in Columbia before marriage.... can’t look at shakira in the same light tbf"
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"Yes but what else would be alien to them.. say, having a poo... did he just go when he felt like it or did he wait till he was literally touching cloth?! "
Touching leaf, I wonder whilst making funny noises as in communication, did Adam just piss on eves leg in mid conversation or did he go behind a tree? |
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"Yes but what else would be alien to them.. say, having a poo... did he just go when he felt like it or did he wait till he was literally touching cloth?!
Touching leaf, I wonder whilst making funny noises as in communication, did Adam just piss on eves leg in mid conversation or did he go behind a tree? "
Or if he was straining having said poo was eve like ‘what you saying, love? Did you shout me?’ |
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Pretty much in the same way many of the fab males work.
Not interested in small talk, just look at the differences in themselves and need to fix it until it is broken.
If Adam had moobs, boobies would hold no fascination.
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