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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was asked by some nutter ‘when sitting on the loo, are your trousers and pants around your knees or down at your ankles’?
I didn’t respond. An ‘’ice breaker’ perhaps?"
I had the same message, a couple of times... very strange. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Can you come with me sir?"
Closely followed by
"Anything you say may be taken down and given in evidence" 
Role play perhaps "
Sounds good to me Officer |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was asked by some nutter ‘when sitting on the loo, are your trousers and pants around your knees or down at your ankles’?
I didn’t respond. An ‘’ice breaker’ perhaps?
I had the same message, a couple of times... very strange."
I've also had this come to think of it. I now feel less special being the subject of a copy and paste job |
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"I was asked by some nutter ‘when sitting on the loo, are your trousers and pants around your knees or down at your ankles’?
I didn’t respond. An ‘’ice breaker’ perhaps?"
Hehe i had exactly the same question  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was asked by some nutter ‘when sitting on the loo, are your trousers and pants around your knees or down at your ankles’?
I didn’t respond. An ‘’ice breaker’ perhaps?
Hehe i had exactly the same question "
That's an awesome question. Copy and pasting that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Straight men offering me discreet blow jobs....it gets rather annoying
Ye almost daily
Tell me about it!
Or the glory hole is open...come round now!"
All of the above and you can fuck me if you want...no thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Most common recently is asking to buy my used underwear
So many infact that im thinking of going to dragons den to ask for investment in the business lol "
Primark is your friend here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Most common recently is asking to buy my used underwear
So many infact that im thinking of going to dragons den to ask for investment in the business lol "
I look forward to you walking up the stairs...Hello shaggers...sorry dragons! |
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"Can I have your Custard Cream Well we know that ain't happening
Perhaps they should try Jammie Dodgers as I know you are not as keen on them !!"
Jaffa cakes! I loathe the buggers. I just can't bring myself to hold one, let alone place it near my crotch  |
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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago
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Will I be their mummy?
Will I meet them at (insert airport hotel here) without my partner and let them fuck me bb to take home to my partner?
To armwrestle my partner for me
To piss on their face
Fart on their face
..... the list is endless  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was asked by some nutter ‘when sitting on the loo, are your trousers and pants around your knees or down at your ankles’?
I didn’t respond. An ‘’ice breaker’ perhaps?
Hehe i had exactly the same question "
Hahaha the guy must send that to all ppl who are online |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was asked by some nutter ‘when sitting on the loo, are your trousers and pants around your knees or down at your ankles’?
I didn’t respond. An ‘’ice breaker’ perhaps?"
That actually made me laugh out loud!!
Really?!?!
Oh dear. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was asked by some nutter ‘when sitting on the loo, are your trousers and pants around your knees or down at your ankles’?
I didn’t respond. An ‘’ice breaker’ perhaps?
Hehe i had exactly the same question
Hahaha the guy must send that to all ppl who are online "
I told them I'm a calf man. |
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"Would I model.
Would I sell my knickers.
Would I go on a holiday all expenses paid."
How often do you get asked if that spring door stopper is in your house and, if it is, how many hours of your life have you lost just twanging it, enjoying the noise? |
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Can I see your friend pics?
Are we friends? Clue is in the title
What u into?
Erm right now? This fucking huge bag of ringos for a quid
U free?
As in do I have spare time or do I charge money?
Meet now?
That'll be a no
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I regularly get messages from guys asking if I know any women for an MMF
Okay mate I'll just do all the leg work in order for you to get laid shall I? |
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"I regularly get messages from guys asking if I know any women for an MMF
Okay mate I'll just do all the leg work in order for you to get laid shall I?"
I get those messages too. It's certainly optimistic, I'll give them that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was asked by some nutter ‘when sitting on the loo, are your trousers and pants around your knees or down at your ankles’?
I didn’t respond. An ‘’ice breaker’ perhaps?"
Don't leave us all in suspense then which is it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would I model.
Would I sell my knickers.
Would I go on a holiday all expenses paid.How often do you get asked if that spring door stopper is in your house and, if it is, how many hours of your life have you lost just twanging it, enjoying the noise?"
it's quite famous, but on this site
I'd love to say hours and hours and hours...but in reality...maybe 20 minutes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would I model.
Would I sell my knickers.
Would I go on a holiday all expenses paid.How often do you get asked if that spring door stopper is in your house and, if it is, how many hours of your life have you lost just twanging it, enjoying the noise?
it's quite famous, but
*not* on this site
I'd love to say hours and hours and hours...but in reality...maybe 20 minutes "
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