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Strictly Fun and Frolics With Mistress and Friends at a special wedding #98
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"nothing to see,,move on everyone. remember and clean up and lock the door " | |||
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"Ok, resurrecting this thread as #99...now talking of weddings.... "wonder if phill will be there | |||
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"Ok, resurrecting this thread as #99...now talking of weddings.... wonder if phill will be there"Depends on the old hip, I suppose  | |||
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"Ok, resurrecting this thread as #99...now talking of weddings.... wonder if phill will be there
Depends on the old hip, I suppose "yep still in hos isnt he | |||
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"Ok, resurrecting this thread as #99...now talking of weddings.... wonder if phill will be there
Depends on the old hip, I suppose yep still in hos isnt he"That's a big operation for an elderly gent, hope he recovers ok | |||
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"Ok, resurrecting this thread as #99...now talking of weddings.... wonder if phill will be there
Depends on the old hip, I suppose yep still in hos isnt he
That's a big operation for an elderly gent, hope he recovers ok "they say he might be on a stick for the wedding he could borrow mistress cane thats posh | |||
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"Ok, resurrecting this thread as #99...now talking of weddings.... wonder if phill will be there
Depends on the old hip, I suppose yep still in hos isnt he
That's a big operation for an elderly gent, hope he recovers ok they say he might be on a stick for the wedding he could borrow mistress cane thats posh"Good team me and _amiss...what we can't do with curtains and curtain poles is no buggers business | |||
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"PADDY MCCOY, AN ELDERLY IRISH FARMER, RECEIVED A LETTER FROM THE DEPARTMENT FOR WORK & PENSIONS. It stated that they suspected he was not paying his employees the statutory minimum wage and they would send an inspector to interview them. On the appointed day, the inspector turned up. "Tell me about your staff," he asked Paddy. "Well," said Paddy, "there's the farm hand, I pay him £240 a week, and he has a free cottage. Then there's the housekeeper. She gets £190 a week, along with free board and lodging. There's also the half-wit. He works a 16 hour day, does 90% of the work, earns about £25 a week along with a bottle of whisky and, as a special treat, occasionally gets to sleep with my wife." "That's disgraceful" said the inspector, "I need to interview the half-wit." "WELL THAT'LL BE ME THEN," said Paddy." So true | |||
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"Ok, resurrecting this thread as #99...now talking of weddings.... wonder if phill will be there
Depends on the old hip, I suppose yep still in hos isnt he
That's a big operation for an elderly gent, hope he recovers ok they say he might be on a stick for the wedding he could borrow mistress cane thats posh
Good team me and _amiss...what we can't do with curtains and curtain poles is no buggers business "Haha Used to watch Blue Peter! | |||
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"PADDY MCCOY, AN ELDERLY IRISH FARMER, RECEIVED A LETTER FROM THE DEPARTMENT FOR WORK & PENSIONS. It stated that they suspected he was not paying his employees the statutory minimum wage and they would send an inspector to interview them. On the appointed day, the inspector turned up. "Tell me about your staff," he asked Paddy. "Well," said Paddy, "there's the farm hand, I pay him £240 a week, and he has a free cottage. Then there's the housekeeper. She gets £190 a week, along with free board and lodging. There's also the half-wit. He works a 16 hour day, does 90% of the work, earns about £25 a week along with a bottle of whisky and, as a special treat, occasionally gets to sleep with my wife." "That's disgraceful" said the inspector, "I need to interview the half-wit." "WELL THAT'LL BE ME THEN," said Paddy." Haha | |||
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"morning girls a instant for sami and a 1 shot latte for mistress " Thanks Voddy, mistress is in another room at the moment, so maybe hold the latte for a minute | |||
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"morning girls a instant for sami and a 1 shot latte for mistress Thanks Voddy, mistress is in another room at the moment, so maybe hold the latte for a minute "it will be right temperture for her then  | |||
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"morning girls a instant for sami and a 1 shot latte for mistress Thanks Voddy, mistress is in another room at the moment, so maybe hold the latte for a minute it will be right temperture for her then " | |||
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"morning girls a instant for sami and a 1 shot latte for mistress Thanks Voddy, mistress is in another room at the moment, so maybe hold the latte for a minute "Ready for the fecker...pass it here _oddy | |||
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"morning girls a instant for sami and a 1 shot latte for mistress Thanks Voddy, mistress is in another room at the moment, so maybe hold the latte for a minute
Ready for the fecker...pass it here _oddy "passes latte and some bourbons | |||
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"morning girls a instant for sami and a 1 shot latte for mistress Thanks Voddy, mistress is in another room at the moment, so maybe hold the latte for a minute
Ready for the fecker...pass it here _oddy passes latte and some bourbons "Are you try to fecking knock me out | |||
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"morning girls a instant for sami and a 1 shot latte for mistress Thanks Voddy, mistress is in another room at the moment, so maybe hold the latte for a minute
Ready for the fecker...pass it here _oddy passes latte and some bourbons
Are you try to fecking knock me out "nope bourbons wont conk you | |||
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"morning girls a instant for sami and a 1 shot latte for mistress Thanks Voddy, mistress is in another room at the moment, so maybe hold the latte for a minute
Ready for the fecker...pass it here _oddy passes latte and some bourbons
Are you try to fecking knock me out
nope bourbons wont conk you"Passport em here then | |||
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"morning girls a instant for sami and a 1 shot latte for mistress Thanks Voddy, mistress is in another room at the moment, so maybe hold the latte for a minute
Ready for the fecker...pass it here _oddy passes latte and some bourbons
Are you try to fecking knock me out
nope bourbons wont conk you
Passport em here then
"passports them over | |||
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"morning girls a instant for sami and a 1 shot latte for mistress Thanks Voddy, mistress is in another room at the moment, so maybe hold the latte for a minute
Ready for the fecker...pass it here _oddy passes latte and some bourbons
Are you try to fecking knock me out
nope bourbons wont conk you
Passport em here then
passports them over "We are only in the north and south of England ffs | |||
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"morning girls a instant for sami and a 1 shot latte for mistress Thanks Voddy, mistress is in another room at the moment, so maybe hold the latte for a minute
Ready for the fecker...pass it here _oddy passes latte and some bourbons
Are you try to fecking knock me out
nope bourbons wont conk you
Passport em here then
passports them over
We are only in the north and south of England ffs "er read what you put 1st | |||
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"Good evening "Good evening! Just thinking, it's quiet in 'ere innit? | |||
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"Good evening
Good evening! Just thinking, it's quiet in 'ere innit? "Lounge is very quiet tonight...couldn't find anywhere else to fecking post | |||
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"Good evening
Good evening! Just thinking, it's quiet in 'ere innit?
Lounge is very quiet tonight...couldn't find anywhere else to fecking post "Yes very subdued. You had a good day? | |||
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"Good evening
Good evening! Just thinking, it's quiet in 'ere innit?
Lounge is very quiet tonight...couldn't find anywhere else to fecking post
Yes very subdued. You had a good day? "Not good but at the same time not bad...seems like I'm saying feck all doesn't it  | |||
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"comes in with ovaltine and angel slices "You were obviously thinking about me Voddy | |||
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"Good evening
Good evening! Just thinking, it's quiet in 'ere innit?
Lounge is very quiet tonight...couldn't find anywhere else to fecking post
Yes very subdued. You had a good day?
Not good but at the same time not bad...seems like I'm saying feck all doesn't it "thats a first for you | |||
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"comes in with ovaltine and angel slices "Put them away _oddy....I've got ripples | |||
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"Good evening
Good evening! Just thinking, it's quiet in 'ere innit?
Lounge is very quiet tonight...couldn't find anywhere else to fecking post
Yes very subdued. You had a good day?
Not good but at the same time not bad...seems like I'm saying feck all doesn't it "Hmmm...yes | |||
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"comes in with ovaltine and angel slices
You were obviously thinking about me Voddy "as elvis sang you are always on my mind | |||
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"comes in with ovaltine and angel slices
Put them away _oddy....I've got ripples "gimme gimme gimme | |||
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"Good evening
Good evening! Just thinking, it's quiet in 'ere innit?
Lounge is very quiet tonight...couldn't find anywhere else to fecking post
Yes very subdued. You had a good day?
Not good but at the same time not bad...seems like I'm saying feck all doesn't it thats a first for you "Been to busy listening to channel 4 | |||
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"comes in with ovaltine and angel slices
Put them away _oddy....I've got ripples "Don't eat too much chocolate, you'll get the 2 bob bits again | |||
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"comes in with ovaltine and angel slices
You were obviously thinking about me Voddy as elvis sang you are always on my mind"Doh!  | |||
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"comes in with ovaltine and angel slices
Put them away _oddy....I've got ripples
Don't eat too much chocolate, you'll get the 2 bob bits again "Aye that's my penance | |||
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"comes in with ovaltine and angel slices
Put them away _oddy....I've got ripples
Don't eat too much chocolate, you'll get the 2 bob bits again
Aye that's my penance " | |||
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"Good evening
Good evening! Just thinking, it's quiet in 'ere innit?
Lounge is very quiet tonight...couldn't find anywhere else to fecking post
Yes very subdued. You had a good day?
Not good but at the same time not bad...seems like I'm saying feck all doesn't it thats a first for you
Been to busy listening to channel 4 "snap gonna watch it again for the bits i missed on plus one now | |||
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"Good evening
Good evening! Just thinking, it's quiet in 'ere innit?
Lounge is very quiet tonight...couldn't find anywhere else to fecking post
Yes very subdued. You had a good day?
Not good but at the same time not bad...seems like I'm saying feck all doesn't it thats a first for you
Been to busy listening to channel 4 snap gonna watch it again for the bits i missed on plus one now"Wassit about? | |||
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"Hey I think WWW 3 might fecking start tomorrow....it's looking very scary atm "It's crazy isn't it? | |||
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"Good evening
Good evening! Just thinking, it's quiet in 'ere innit?
Lounge is very quiet tonight...couldn't find anywhere else to fecking post
Yes very subdued. You had a good day?
Not good but at the same time not bad...seems like I'm saying feck all doesn't it thats a first for you
Been to busy listening to channel 4 snap gonna watch it again for the bits i missed on plus one now
Wassit about?"1st dates | |||
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"Hey I think WWW 3 might fecking start tomorrow....it's looking very scary atm
It's crazy isn't it?"It is and in my life time it's the closest I've felt to a full blown war to happen....I hope I'm bloody wrong  | |||
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"**twirls in with extra glitter for _amiss** **waves**" follows _nitter with a cushion | |||
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"**twirls in with extra glitter for _amiss** **waves**follows _nitter with a cushion" Thank you muchly are there any cookies? | |||
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"**twirls in with extra glitter for _amiss** **waves**follows _nitter with a cushion Thank you muchly are there any cookies?"i have angel slices | |||
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"**twirls in with extra glitter for _amiss** **waves**follows _nitter with a cushion Thank you muchly are there any cookies?"Theres a abundance of cookies in here ffs | |||
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"**twirls in with extra glitter for _amiss** **waves**follows _nitter with a cushion Thank you muchly are there any cookies?
Theres a abundance of cookies in here ffs "thought you had conkered | |||
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"**twirls in with extra glitter for _amiss** **waves**follows _nitter with a cushion Thank you muchly are there any cookies?
Theres a abundance of cookies in here ffs thought you had conkered"Voddy I don't want angle slices **grabs cookies** | |||
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"**twirls in with extra glitter for _amiss** **waves**follows _nitter with a cushion Thank you muchly are there any cookies?
Theres a abundance of cookies in here ffs thought you had conkered"I had by that post | |||
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"**twirls in with extra glitter for _amiss** **waves**follows _nitter with a cushion Thank you muchly are there any cookies?
Theres a abundance of cookies in here ffs thought you had conkered
I had by that post "bet it was them ripples | |||
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"**twirls in with extra glitter for _amiss** **waves**follows _nitter with a cushion Thank you muchly are there any cookies?
Theres a abundance of cookies in here ffs thought you had conkered
I had by that post bet it was them ripples"4 of the feckers | |||
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"**twirls in with extra glitter for _amiss** **waves**follows _nitter with a cushion Thank you muchly are there any cookies?
Theres a abundance of cookies in here ffs thought you had conkered
I had by that post bet it was them ripples
4 of the feckers "passes a double shot latte get that down ya | |||
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"**twirls in with extra glitter for _amiss** **waves**follows _nitter with a cushion Thank you muchly are there any cookies?
Theres a abundance of cookies in here ffs thought you had conkered
I had by that post bet it was them ripples
4 of the feckers passes a double shot latte get that down ya "I'd kill for one this morning. ...cheers | |||
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"**twirls in with extra glitter for _amiss** **waves**" Ah, thank you sweetie, sorry I wasn't here to be sprinkled with your glitter! | |||
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"**twirls in with extra glitter for _amiss** **waves** Ah, thank you sweetie, sorry I wasn't here to be sprinkled with your glitter! "Did you nick my other 3 ripples then | |||
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"Arfnoon all "Gooooood aaaaaaaaafternoon sami | |||
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"**twirls in with extra glitter for _amiss** **waves** Ah, thank you sweetie, sorry I wasn't here to be sprinkled with your glitter!
Did you nick my other 3 ripples then "Wot me? | |||
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"Arfnoon all
Gooooood aaaaaaaaafternoon sami "Miiiiiistress | |||
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"**twirls in with extra glitter for _amiss** **waves** Ah, thank you sweetie, sorry I wasn't here to be sprinkled with your glitter!
Did you nick my other 3 ripples then
Wot me? "Looks like you conked around the same time  | |||
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"**twirls in with extra glitter for _amiss** **waves** Ah, thank you sweetie, sorry I wasn't here to be sprinkled with your glitter!
Did you nick my other 3 ripples then
Wot me?
Looks like you conked around the same time "I did conk quite early for me, it was very quiet in here last night! | |||
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"Ah there you are girls whose cooking tonight I did it last night and no fecker here to scoff it" I'm doing roast lamb, I could spread it out a little | |||
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"Ah there you are girls whose cooking tonight I did it last night and no fecker here to scoff it I'm doing roast lamb, I could spread it out a little "mint sauce or jelly | |||
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"**twirls in with extra glitter for _amiss** **waves** Ah, thank you sweetie, sorry I wasn't here to be sprinkled with your glitter!
Did you nick my other 3 ripples then
Wot me?
Looks like you conked around the same time
I did conk quite early for me, it was very quiet in here last night! "Quiet wasn't the fecking word for it...I listened to more telly last night then I have in weeks | |||
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"Ah there you are girls whose cooking tonight I did it last night and no fecker here to scoff it I'm doing roast lamb, I could spread it out a little "Get some roast spuds on the go and it's a deal | |||
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"Ah there you are girls whose cooking tonight I did it last night and no fecker here to scoff it I'm doing roast lamb, I could spread it out a little
Get some roast spuds on the go and it's a deal "mmmmmm and roasted veggies ile make a strawberry moouse for desert | |||
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"Ah there you are girls whose cooking tonight I did it last night and no fecker here to scoff it I'm doing roast lamb, I could spread it out a little mint sauce or jelly"Sauce of course....I'm full of it | |||
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"Ah there you are girls whose cooking tonight I did it last night and no fecker here to scoff it I'm doing roast lamb, I could spread it out a little
Get some roast spuds on the go and it's a deal "Roast spuds, always, I do the best roast spuds! Broccoli, sprouts and carrots too | |||
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"Ah there you are girls whose cooking tonight I did it last night and no fecker here to scoff it I'm doing roast lamb, I could spread it out a little
Get some roast spuds on the go and it's a deal mmmmmm and roasted veggies ile make a strawberry moouse for desert"Ooh lovely!  | |||
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"I'm having wine for tea. Lots of it. Maybe ..." Hey Eenie, wine for us too! | |||
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"I'm having wine for tea. Lots of it. Maybe ... Hey Eenie, wine for us too! "Not tonight, need to flush the little bastards away who have ruined my day | |||
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"I'm having wine for tea. Lots of it. Maybe ... Hey Eenie, wine for us too!
Not tonight, need to flush the little bastards away who have ruined my day "Who are they? I'll ave a word! | |||
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"I'm having wine for tea. Lots of it. Maybe ... Hey Eenie, wine for us too!
Not tonight, need to flush the little bastards away who have ruined my day
Who are they? I'll ave a word! "Certain individuals related to my job (not colleagues tho) | |||
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"I'm having wine for tea. Lots of it. Maybe ... Hey Eenie, wine for us too!
Not tonight, need to flush the little bastards away who have ruined my day
Who are they? I'll ave a word!
Certain individuals related to my job (not colleagues tho) "Ah, bless you. Hope tomorrow is better for you {{{Hugs}}} | |||
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"I'm having wine for tea. Lots of it. Maybe ... Hey Eenie, wine for us too!
Not tonight, need to flush the little bastards away who have ruined my day
Who are they? I'll ave a word!
Certain individuals related to my job (not colleagues tho)
Ah, bless you. Hope tomorrow is better for you {{{Hugs}}}"Thank you _amiss xx | |||
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"I'm having wine for tea. Lots of it. Maybe ... Hey Eenie, wine for us too!
Not tonight, need to flush the little bastards away who have ruined my day
Who are they? I'll ave a word!
Certain individuals related to my job (not colleagues tho)
Ah, bless you. Hope tomorrow is better for you {{{Hugs}}}
Thank you _amiss xx"You're welcome | |||
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"Ah there you are girls whose cooking tonight I did it last night and no fecker here to scoff it I'm doing roast lamb, I could spread it out a little
Get some roast spuds on the go and it's a deal
Roast spuds, always, I do the best roast spuds! Broccoli, sprouts and carrots too "Keep quiet about the broccoli. ...that fecking dash will be on the scroungers ffs | |||
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"Ah there you are girls whose cooking tonight I did it last night and no fecker here to scoff it I'm doing roast lamb, I could spread it out a little
Get some roast spuds on the go and it's a deal mmmmmm and roasted veggies ile make a strawberry moouse for desert"Plenty of sugar _oddy  | |||
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"I'm having wine for tea. Lots of it. Maybe ..." Stop wining on about wine eenie  | |||
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"Ah there you are girls whose cooking tonight I did it last night and no fecker here to scoff it I'm doing roast lamb, I could spread it out a little
Get some roast spuds on the go and it's a deal
Roast spuds, always, I do the best roast spuds! Broccoli, sprouts and carrots too
Keep quiet about the broccoli. ...that fecking dash will be on the scroungers ffs "Not enough for him! | |||
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"Ah there you are girls whose cooking tonight I did it last night and no fecker here to scoff it I'm doing roast lamb, I could spread it out a little
Get some roast spuds on the go and it's a deal
Roast spuds, always, I do the best roast spuds! Broccoli, sprouts and carrots too
Keep quiet about the broccoli. ...that fecking dash will be on the scroungers ffs
Not enough for him! "Ah all the more for us eh | |||
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"Ah there you are girls whose cooking tonight I did it last night and no fecker here to scoff it I'm doing roast lamb, I could spread it out a little
Get some roast spuds on the go and it's a deal
Roast spuds, always, I do the best roast spuds! Broccoli, sprouts and carrots too
Keep quiet about the broccoli. ...that fecking dash will be on the scroungers ffs
Not enough for him!
Ah all the more for us eh "Are you sure you want sprouts?.... . Don't want you following through! | |||
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"Ah there you are girls whose cooking tonight I did it last night and no fecker here to scoff it I'm doing roast lamb, I could spread it out a little
Get some roast spuds on the go and it's a deal
Roast spuds, always, I do the best roast spuds! Broccoli, sprouts and carrots too
Keep quiet about the broccoli. ...that fecking dash will be on the scroungers ffs
Not enough for him!
Ah all the more for us eh
Are you sure you want sprouts?.... . Don't want you following through! "It's not the sprouts I need to worry about...it's all the fecking reduced easter eggs i got from aldi tonight | |||
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"Ah there you are girls whose cooking tonight I did it last night and no fecker here to scoff it I'm doing roast lamb, I could spread it out a little
Get some roast spuds on the go and it's a deal
Roast spuds, always, I do the best roast spuds! Broccoli, sprouts and carrots too
Keep quiet about the broccoli. ...that fecking dash will be on the scroungers ffs
Not enough for him!
Ah all the more for us eh
Are you sure you want sprouts?.... . Don't want you following through!
It's not the sprouts I need to worry about...it's all the fecking reduced easter eggs i got from aldi tonight "Uh oh.... ....you got your sudoku puzzles ready? | |||
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"Ah there you are girls whose cooking tonight I did it last night and no fecker here to scoff it I'm doing roast lamb, I could spread it out a little
Get some roast spuds on the go and it's a deal
Roast spuds, always, I do the best roast spuds! Broccoli, sprouts and carrots too
Keep quiet about the broccoli. ...that fecking dash will be on the scroungers ffs
Not enough for him!
Ah all the more for us eh
Are you sure you want sprouts?.... . Don't want you following through!
It's not the sprouts I need to worry about...it's all the fecking reduced easter eggs i got from aldi tonight
Uh oh.... ....you got your sudoku puzzles ready? "Yeah got 8 to do....I'll save them for tomorrow | |||
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"Ah there you are girls whose cooking tonight I did it last night and no fecker here to scoff it I'm doing roast lamb, I could spread it out a little
Get some roast spuds on the go and it's a deal
Roast spuds, always, I do the best roast spuds! Broccoli, sprouts and carrots too
Keep quiet about the broccoli. ...that fecking dash will be on the scroungers ffs
Not enough for him!
Ah all the more for us eh
Are you sure you want sprouts?.... . Don't want you following through!
It's not the sprouts I need to worry about...it's all the fecking reduced easter eggs i got from aldi tonight
Uh oh.... ....you got your sudoku puzzles ready?
Yeah got 8 to do....I'll save them for tomorrow "Haha! | |||
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"Right, dinners up...looks like its just you joining us Mistress....my cooking isn't that bad! "Give me the fuckin broccoli!!!!! | |||
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"Right, dinners up...looks like its just you joining us Mistress....my cooking isn't that bad! "On my way now | |||
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"Right, dinners up...looks like its just you joining us Mistress....my cooking isn't that bad!
Give me the fuckin broccoli!!!!!"You can feck off....have a parsnip | |||
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"Right, dinners up...looks like its just you joining us Mistress....my cooking isn't that bad!
Give me the fuckin broccoli!!!!!"Where'd you come from?...you only want me for my broccoli! | |||
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"Right, dinners up...looks like its just you joining us Mistress....my cooking isn't that bad!
Give me the fuckin broccoli!!!!!
You can feck off....have a parsnip " | |||
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"Right, dinners up...looks like its just you joining us Mistress....my cooking isn't that bad!
On my way now "Quick....before Dash gets in the door! | |||
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"Right, dinners up...looks like its just you joining us Mistress....my cooking isn't that bad!
Give me the fuckin broccoli!!!!!
Where'd you come from?...you only want me for my broccoli! "On break and back to work now,save me some | |||
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"Right, dinners up...looks like its just you joining us Mistress....my cooking isn't that bad!
On my way now
Quick....before Dash gets in the door! "At your door now | |||
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"Help I've been locked in the potting shed" Oh shit..ssssssami wheres the key ffs | |||
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"Help I've been locked in the potting shed Oh shit..ssssssami wheres the key ffs "hope she saved me some dinner | |||
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"Help I've been locked in the potting shed Oh shit..ssssssami wheres the key ffs hope she saved me some dinner"Depends....where's the fecking strawberry mousse...and don't tell me that's fecking lipstick all over your face ffs | |||
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"Help I've been locked in the potting shed Oh shit..ssssssami wheres the key ffs hope she saved me some dinner
Depends....where's the fecking strawberry mousse...and don't tell me that's fecking lipstick all over your face ffs "dont wear it | |||
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"So is Voddy out of the potting shed and where is my strawberry mousse "cant you hear me banging to be let out | |||
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"Where's all my best china....I need to wash up now.... "sod the washing up let me out im straving | |||
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"Evening Sami. Are we the only ones on here, keeping the world intact?" pokes Iain | |||
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"Evening Sami. Are we the only ones on here, keeping the world intact?pokes Iain "Oh, you've woken up, have you? | |||
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"Evening Sami. Are we the only ones on here, keeping the world intact?pokes Iain "Oh, you've woken up, have you? | |||
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"So is Voddy out of the potting shed and where is my strawberry mousse cant you hear me banging to be let out "No...hubbys had the hearing aids in...right..out now! | |||
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"So is Voddy out of the potting shed and where is my strawberry mousse cant you hear me banging to be let out
No...hubbys had the hearing aids in...right..out now!"stumbles out covered in moose | |||
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"Evening Sami. Are we the only ones on here, keeping the world intact?" I think so Iain, the world has gone mad! How are you this evening? | |||
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"So is Voddy out of the potting shed and where is my strawberry mousse cant you hear me banging to be let out
No...hubbys had the hearing aids in...right..out now!stumbles out covered in moose"Tut....looks a right mess...think I'll stick with the cookies. | |||
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"Evening Sami. Are we the only ones on here, keeping the world intact? I think so Iain, the world has gone mad! How are you this evening? "I'm ok'ish. Got over the Gastric bug that put me into hospital on Sunday. But long running Back Injury is really playing up with pain meds only working a bit! Seeing Spinal docs nxt Monday; see what they say. Other than that, am disgustingly healthy! | |||
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"Evening Sami. Are we the only ones on here, keeping the world intact? I think so Iain, the world has gone mad! How are you this evening?
I'm ok'ish. Got over the Gastric bug that put me into hospital on Sunday. But long running Back Injury is really playing up with pain meds only working a bit!
Seeing Spinal docs nxt Monday; see what they say.
Other than that, am disgustingly healthy! "My God,didn't know you'd been in hospital. Good luck for Monday | |||
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"Evening Sami. Are we the only ones on here, keeping the world intact? I think so Iain, the world has gone mad! How are you this evening?
I'm ok'ish. Got over the Gastric bug that put me into hospital on Sunday. But long running Back Injury is really playing up with pain meds only working a bit!
Seeing Spinal docs nxt Monday; see what they say.
Other than that, am disgustingly healthy!
My God,didn't know you'd been in hospital. Good luck for Monday "Yes. Gastric infection had big effect on balance and mobility- looked like I was d*unk + accelerated heart beat x 2 and dropped BP to dangerously low levels. Now ok. | |||
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"Evening Sami. Are we the only ones on here, keeping the world intact? I think so Iain, the world has gone mad! How are you this evening?
I'm ok'ish. Got over the Gastric bug that put me into hospital on Sunday. But long running Back Injury is really playing up with pain meds only working a bit!
Seeing Spinal docs nxt Monday; see what they say.
Other than that, am disgustingly healthy!
My God,didn't know you'd been in hospital. Good luck for Monday
Yes. Gastric infection had big effect on balance and mobility-
looked like I was d*unk + accelerated heart beat x 2 and dropped BP to dangerously low levels.
Now ok."Gosh, I'm glad you are, sounds awful. | |||
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"Good morning all you night owls "Nice bump  | |||
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"Good morning all you night owls
Nice bump "The centenary is coming next mate | |||
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"Good morning all you night owls
Nice bump "oh heck can you see shes preggers | |||
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"Good morning all you night owls
Nice bump oh heck can you see shes preggers"I'm sat in that waiting room that we can't mention to pink | |||
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"Good morning all you night owls
Nice bump oh heck can you see shes preggers
I'm sat in that waiting room that we can't mention to pink "awww poor you xx | |||
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"Good morning all you night owls
Nice bump oh heck can you see shes preggers
I'm sat in that waiting room that we can't mention to pink awww poor you xx"That was a fecking nightmare...crown still on after half a hours drilling | |||
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"Good morning all you night owls
Nice bump oh heck can you see shes preggers
I'm sat in that waiting room that we can't mention to pink awww poor you xx
That was a fecking nightmare...crown still on after half a hours drilling "Oh gawd! Not nice. | |||
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"Good morning all you night owls
Nice bump oh heck can you see shes preggers
I'm sat in that waiting room that we can't mention to pink awww poor you xx
That was a fecking nightmare...crown still on after half a hours drilling
Oh gawd! Not nice. "Number to the max dose....tooth still sensitive as feck...stopped drilling and tried to lever it off and broke all her fecking tools in doing so. Had to fill it with cement and book a appointment for next month to try again ffs | |||
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"Good morning all you night owls
Nice bump oh heck can you see shes preggers
I'm sat in that waiting room that we can't mention to pink awww poor you xx
That was a fecking nightmare...crown still on after half a hours drilling
Oh gawd! Not nice.
Number to the max dose....tooth still sensitive as feck...stopped drilling and tried to lever it off and broke all her fecking tools in doing so.
Had to fill it with cement and book a appointment for next month to try again ffs "take a hammer and chisel with you | |||
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"Good morning all you night owls
Nice bump oh heck can you see shes preggers
I'm sat in that waiting room that we can't mention to pink awww poor you xx
That was a fecking nightmare...crown still on after half a hours drilling
Oh gawd! Not nice.
Number to the max dose....tooth still sensitive as feck...stopped drilling and tried to lever it off and broke all her fecking tools in doing so.
Had to fill it with cement and book a appointment for next month to try again ffs take a hammer and chisel with you"Feck that I want a stump for the Crown to go back on ffs | |||
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"Good morning all you night owls
Nice bump oh heck can you see shes preggers
I'm sat in that waiting room that we can't mention to pink awww poor you xx
That was a fecking nightmare...crown still on after half a hours drilling
Oh gawd! Not nice.
Number to the max dose....tooth still sensitive as feck...stopped drilling and tried to lever it off and broke all her fecking tools in doing so.
Had to fill it with cement and book a appointment for next month to try again ffs "Are you having it replaced? | |||
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"Good morning all you night owls
Nice bump oh heck can you see shes preggers
I'm sat in that waiting room that we can't mention to pink awww poor you xx
That was a fecking nightmare...crown still on after half a hours drilling
Oh gawd! Not nice.
Number to the max dose....tooth still sensitive as feck...stopped drilling and tried to lever it off and broke all her fecking tools in doing so.
Had to fill it with cement and book a appointment for next month to try again ffs
Are you having it replaced?"Ooh, think above has answered that | |||
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"Good morning all you night owls
Nice bump oh heck can you see shes preggers
I'm sat in that waiting room that we can't mention to pink awww poor you xx
That was a fecking nightmare...crown still on after half a hours drilling
Oh gawd! Not nice.
Number to the max dose....tooth still sensitive as feck...stopped drilling and tried to lever it off and broke all her fecking tools in doing so.
Had to fill it with cement and book a appointment for next month to try again ffs
Are you having it replaced?"Yeah there's a bit of decay underneath it that need sorting | |||
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"Good morning all you night owls
Nice bump oh heck can you see shes preggers
I'm sat in that waiting room that we can't mention to pink awww poor you xx
That was a fecking nightmare...crown still on after half a hours drilling
Oh gawd! Not nice.
Number to the max dose....tooth still sensitive as feck...stopped drilling and tried to lever it off and broke all her fecking tools in doing so.
Had to fill it with cement and book a appointment for next month to try again ffs
Are you having it replaced?
Yeah there's a bit of decay underneath it that need sorting "Bugger | |||
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"Good morning all you night owls
Nice bump oh heck can you see shes preggers
I'm sat in that waiting room that we can't mention to pink awww poor you xx
That was a fecking nightmare...crown still on after half a hours drilling
Oh gawd! Not nice.
Number to the max dose....tooth still sensitive as feck...stopped drilling and tried to lever it off and broke all her fecking tools in doing so.
Had to fill it with cement and book a appointment for next month to try again ffs
Are you having it replaced?
Yeah there's a bit of decay underneath it that need sorting
Bugger "It's still fecking numb and I talk funny I might put in for a job on channel 4 | |||
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"Good morning all you night owls
Nice bump oh heck can you see shes preggers
I'm sat in that waiting room that we can't mention to pink awww poor you xx
That was a fecking nightmare...crown still on after half a hours drilling
Oh gawd! Not nice.
Number to the max dose....tooth still sensitive as feck...stopped drilling and tried to lever it off and broke all her fecking tools in doing so.
Had to fill it with cement and book a appointment for next month to try again ffs
Are you having it replaced?
Yeah there's a bit of decay underneath it that need sorting
Bugger
It's still fecking numb and I talk funny
I might put in for a job on channel 4 "Aaargh!! Hahaha, stop it! | |||
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"Good morning all you night owls
Nice bump oh heck can you see shes preggers
I'm sat in that waiting room that we can't mention to pink awww poor you xx
That was a fecking nightmare...crown still on after half a hours drilling
Oh gawd! Not nice.
Number to the max dose....tooth still sensitive as feck...stopped drilling and tried to lever it off and broke all her fecking tools in doing so.
Had to fill it with cement and book a appointment for next month to try again ffs
Are you having it replaced?
Yeah there's a bit of decay underneath it that need sorting
Bugger
It's still fecking numb and I talk funny
I might put in for a job on channel 4
Aaargh!! Hahaha, stop it! "Aw OK. ..numbness won't last long enough | |||
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"Good morning all you night owls
Nice bump oh heck can you see shes preggers
I'm sat in that waiting room that we can't mention to pink awww poor you xx
That was a fecking nightmare...crown still on after half a hours drilling
Oh gawd! Not nice.
Number to the max dose....tooth still sensitive as feck...stopped drilling and tried to lever it off and broke all her fecking tools in doing so.
Had to fill it with cement and book a appointment for next month to try again ffs
Are you having it replaced?
Yeah there's a bit of decay underneath it that need sorting
Bugger
It's still fecking numb and I talk funny
I might put in for a job on channel 4
Aaargh!! Hahaha, stop it!
Aw OK. ..numbness won't last long enough "You are naughty | |||
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"Good morning all you night owls
Nice bump oh heck can you see shes preggers
I'm sat in that waiting room that we can't mention to pink awww poor you xx
That was a fecking nightmare...crown still on after half a hours drilling
Oh gawd! Not nice.
Number to the max dose....tooth still sensitive as feck...stopped drilling and tried to lever it off and broke all her fecking tools in doing so.
Had to fill it with cement and book a appointment for next month to try again ffs
Are you having it replaced?
Yeah there's a bit of decay underneath it that need sorting
Bugger
It's still fecking numb and I talk funny
I might put in for a job on channel 4
Aaargh!! Hahaha, stop it!
Aw OK. ..numbness won't last long enough
You are naughty "agree with you I'm having a lovely latte | |||
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"Good morning all you night owls
Nice bump oh heck can you see shes preggers
I'm sat in that waiting room that we can't mention to pink awww poor you xx
That was a fecking nightmare...crown still on after half a hours drilling
Oh gawd! Not nice.
Number to the max dose....tooth still sensitive as feck...stopped drilling and tried to lever it off and broke all her fecking tools in doing so.
Had to fill it with cement and book a appointment for next month to try again ffs
Are you having it replaced?
Yeah there's a bit of decay underneath it that need sorting
Bugger
It's still fecking numb and I talk funny
I might put in for a job on channel 4
Aaargh!! Hahaha, stop it!
Aw OK. ..numbness won't last long enough
You are naughty agree with you I'm having a lovely latte "Mmm...think I might put the kettle on | |||
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"Good morning all you night owls
Nice bump oh heck can you see shes preggers
I'm sat in that waiting room that we can't mention to pink awww poor you xx
That was a fecking nightmare...crown still on after half a hours drilling
Oh gawd! Not nice.
Number to the max dose....tooth still sensitive as feck...stopped drilling and tried to lever it off and broke all her fecking tools in doing so.
Had to fill it with cement and book a appointment for next month to try again ffs
Are you having it replaced?
Yeah there's a bit of decay underneath it that need sorting
Bugger
It's still fecking numb and I talk funny
I might put in for a job on channel 4
Aaargh!! Hahaha, stop it!
Aw OK. ..numbness won't last long enough "Not really a bad thing, your mouth being numb | |||
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"Good morning all you night owls
Nice bump oh heck can you see shes preggers
I'm sat in that waiting room that we can't mention to pink awww poor you xx
That was a fecking nightmare...crown still on after half a hours drilling
Oh gawd! Not nice.
Number to the max dose....tooth still sensitive as feck...stopped drilling and tried to lever it off and broke all her fecking tools in doing so.
Had to fill it with cement and book a appointment for next month to try again ffs
Are you having it replaced?
Yeah there's a bit of decay underneath it that need sorting
Bugger
It's still fecking numb and I talk funny
I might put in for a job on channel 4
Aaargh!! Hahaha, stop it!
Aw OK. ..numbness won't last long enough
You are naughty agree with you I'm having a lovely latte
Mmm...think I might put the kettle on "pics or you didn't do it | |||
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"Good morning all you night owls
Nice bump oh heck can you see shes preggers
I'm sat in that waiting room that we can't mention to pink awww poor you xx
That was a fecking nightmare...crown still on after half a hours drilling
Oh gawd! Not nice.
Number to the max dose....tooth still sensitive as feck...stopped drilling and tried to lever it off and broke all her fecking tools in doing so.
Had to fill it with cement and book a appointment for next month to try again ffs
Are you having it replaced?
Yeah there's a bit of decay underneath it that need sorting
Bugger
It's still fecking numb and I talk funny
I might put in for a job on channel 4
Aaargh!! Hahaha, stop it!
Aw OK. ..numbness won't last long enough
Not really a bad thing, your mouth being numb" | |||
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"Good morning all you night owls
Nice bump oh heck can you see shes preggers
I'm sat in that waiting room that we can't mention to pink awww poor you xx
That was a fecking nightmare...crown still on after half a hours drilling
Oh gawd! Not nice.
Number to the max dose....tooth still sensitive as feck...stopped drilling and tried to lever it off and broke all her fecking tools in doing so.
Had to fill it with cement and book a appointment for next month to try again ffs
Are you having it replaced?
Yeah there's a bit of decay underneath it that need sorting
Bugger
It's still fecking numb and I talk funny
I might put in for a job on channel 4
Aaargh!! Hahaha, stop it!
Aw OK. ..numbness won't last long enough
Not really a bad thing, your mouth being numb"Numbness has worn off now tw@t | |||
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"Good morning all you night owls
Nice bump oh heck can you see shes preggers
I'm sat in that waiting room that we can't mention to pink awww poor you xx
That was a fecking nightmare...crown still on after half a hours drilling
Oh gawd! Not nice.
Number to the max dose....tooth still sensitive as feck...stopped drilling and tried to lever it off and broke all her fecking tools in doing so.
Had to fill it with cement and book a appointment for next month to try again ffs
Are you having it replaced?
Yeah there's a bit of decay underneath it that need sorting
Bugger
It's still fecking numb and I talk funny
I might put in for a job on channel 4
Aaargh!! Hahaha, stop it!
Aw OK. ..numbness won't last long enough
You are naughty agree with you I'm having a lovely latte
Mmm...think I might put the kettle on pics or you didn't do it "Has the fecking kettle broke ffs  | |||
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"Good morning all you night owls
Nice bump oh heck can you see shes preggers
I'm sat in that waiting room that we can't mention to pink awww poor you xx
That was a fecking nightmare...crown still on after half a hours drilling
Oh gawd! Not nice.
Number to the max dose....tooth still sensitive as feck...stopped drilling and tried to lever it off and broke all her fecking tools in doing so.
Had to fill it with cement and book a appointment for next month to try again ffs
Are you having it replaced?
Yeah there's a bit of decay underneath it that need sorting
Bugger
It's still fecking numb and I talk funny
I might put in for a job on channel 4
Aaargh!! Hahaha, stop it!
Aw OK. ..numbness won't last long enough
Not really a bad thing, your mouth being numb
Numbness has worn off now tw@t "passes a bag of toffees | |||
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"Good morning all you night owls
Nice bump oh heck can you see shes preggers
I'm sat in that waiting room that we can't mention to pink awww poor you xx
That was a fecking nightmare...crown still on after half a hours drilling
Oh gawd! Not nice.
Number to the max dose....tooth still sensitive as feck...stopped drilling and tried to lever it off and broke all her fecking tools in doing so.
Had to fill it with cement and book a appointment for next month to try again ffs
Are you having it replaced?
Yeah there's a bit of decay underneath it that need sorting
Bugger
It's still fecking numb and I talk funny
I might put in for a job on channel 4
Aaargh!! Hahaha, stop it!
Aw OK. ..numbness won't last long enough
You are naughty agree with you I'm having a lovely latte
Mmm...think I might put the kettle on pics or you didn't do it
Has the fecking kettle broke ffs "she was going to put it on hope she's not got her head stuck | |||
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"Good morning all you night owls
Nice bump oh heck can you see shes preggers
I'm sat in that waiting room that we can't mention to pink awww poor you xx
That was a fecking nightmare...crown still on after half a hours drilling
Oh gawd! Not nice.
Number to the max dose....tooth still sensitive as feck...stopped drilling and tried to lever it off and broke all her fecking tools in doing so.
Had to fill it with cement and book a appointment for next month to try again ffs
Are you having it replaced?
Yeah there's a bit of decay underneath it that need sorting
Bugger
It's still fecking numb and I talk funny
I might put in for a job on channel 4
Aaargh!! Hahaha, stop it!
Aw OK. ..numbness won't last long enough
Not really a bad thing, your mouth being numb
Numbness has worn off now tw@t passes a bag of toffees"Thats what I said I needed to dentist
But like she said....it ill pull the wrong fecker out | |||
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"Good morning all you night owls
Nice bump oh heck can you see shes preggers
I'm sat in that waiting room that we can't mention to pink awww poor you xx
That was a fecking nightmare...crown still on after half a hours drilling
Oh gawd! Not nice.
Number to the max dose....tooth still sensitive as feck...stopped drilling and tried to lever it off and broke all her fecking tools in doing so.
Had to fill it with cement and book a appointment for next month to try again ffs
Are you having it replaced?
Yeah there's a bit of decay underneath it that need sorting
Bugger
It's still fecking numb and I talk funny
I might put in for a job on channel 4
Aaargh!! Hahaha, stop it!
Aw OK. ..numbness won't last long enough
You are naughty agree with you I'm having a lovely latte
Mmm...think I might put the kettle on pics or you didn't do it
Has the fecking kettle broke ffs she was going to put it on hope she's not got her head stuck"Well we've fecking had pansexual I guess she can start a new craze on that one  | |||
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"Good morning all you night owls
Nice bump oh heck can you see shes preggers
I'm sat in that waiting room that we can't mention to pink awww poor you xx
That was a fecking nightmare...crown still on after half a hours drilling
Oh gawd! Not nice.
Number to the max dose....tooth still sensitive as feck...stopped drilling and tried to lever it off and broke all her fecking tools in doing so.
Had to fill it with cement and book a appointment for next month to try again ffs
Are you having it replaced?
Yeah there's a bit of decay underneath it that need sorting
Bugger
It's still fecking numb and I talk funny
I might put in for a job on channel 4
Aaargh!! Hahaha, stop it!
Aw OK. ..numbness won't last long enough
You are naughty agree with you I'm having a lovely latte
Mmm...think I might put the kettle on pics or you didn't do it
Has the fecking kettle broke ffs "You want an instant? | |||
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"Good morning all you night owls
Nice bump oh heck can you see shes preggers
I'm sat in that waiting room that we can't mention to pink awww poor you xx
That was a fecking nightmare...crown still on after half a hours drilling
Oh gawd! Not nice.
Number to the max dose....tooth still sensitive as feck...stopped drilling and tried to lever it off and broke all her fecking tools in doing so.
Had to fill it with cement and book a appointment for next month to try again ffs
Are you having it replaced?
Yeah there's a bit of decay underneath it that need sorting
Bugger
It's still fecking numb and I talk funny
I might put in for a job on channel 4
Aaargh!! Hahaha, stop it!
Aw OK. ..numbness won't last long enough
You are naughty agree with you I'm having a lovely latte
Mmm...think I might put the kettle on pics or you didn't do it
Has the fecking kettle broke ffs
You want an instant? "If you have hot water | |||
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"Good morning all you night owls
Nice bump oh heck can you see shes preggers
I'm sat in that waiting room that we can't mention to pink awww poor you xx
That was a fecking nightmare...crown still on after half a hours drilling
Oh gawd! Not nice.
Number to the max dose....tooth still sensitive as feck...stopped drilling and tried to lever it off and broke all her fecking tools in doing so.
Had to fill it with cement and book a appointment for next month to try again ffs
Are you having it replaced?
Yeah there's a bit of decay underneath it that need sorting
Bugger
It's still fecking numb and I talk funny
I might put in for a job on channel 4
Aaargh!! Hahaha, stop it!
Aw OK. ..numbness won't last long enough
You are naughty agree with you I'm having a lovely latte
Mmm...think I might put the kettle on pics or you didn't do it
Has the fecking kettle broke ffs she was going to put it on hope she's not got her head stuck"You tinker! | |||
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"Good morning all you night owls
Nice bump oh heck can you see shes preggers
I'm sat in that waiting room that we can't mention to pink awww poor you xx
That was a fecking nightmare...crown still on after half a hours drilling
Oh gawd! Not nice.
Number to the max dose....tooth still sensitive as feck...stopped drilling and tried to lever it off and broke all her fecking tools in doing so.
Had to fill it with cement and book a appointment for next month to try again ffs
Are you having it replaced?
Yeah there's a bit of decay underneath it that need sorting
Bugger
It's still fecking numb and I talk funny
I might put in for a job on channel 4
Aaargh!! Hahaha, stop it!
Aw OK. ..numbness won't last long enough
You are naughty agree with you I'm having a lovely latte
Mmm...think I might put the kettle on pics or you didn't do it
Has the fecking kettle broke ffs she was going to put it on hope she's not got her head stuck
Well we've fecking had pansexual I guess she can start a new craze on that one "There's enough confusion already I think | |||
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"Good morning all you night owls
Nice bump oh heck can you see shes preggers
I'm sat in that waiting room that we can't mention to pink awww poor you xx
That was a fecking nightmare...crown still on after half a hours drilling
Oh gawd! Not nice.
Number to the max dose....tooth still sensitive as feck...stopped drilling and tried to lever it off and broke all her fecking tools in doing so.
Had to fill it with cement and book a appointment for next month to try again ffs
Are you having it replaced?
Yeah there's a bit of decay underneath it that need sorting
Bugger
It's still fecking numb and I talk funny
I might put in for a job on channel 4
Aaargh!! Hahaha, stop it!
Aw OK. ..numbness won't last long enough
You are naughty agree with you I'm having a lovely latte
Mmm...think I might put the kettle on pics or you didn't do it
Has the fecking kettle broke ffs she was going to put it on hope she's not got her head stuck
Well we've fecking had pansexual I guess she can start a new craze on that one
There's enough confusion already I think "I know what you mean...I've forgotten who the feck I am | |||
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"Good morning all you night owls
Nice bump oh heck can you see shes preggers
I'm sat in that waiting room that we can't mention to pink awww poor you xx
That was a fecking nightmare...crown still on after half a hours drilling
Oh gawd! Not nice.
Number to the max dose....tooth still sensitive as feck...stopped drilling and tried to lever it off and broke all her fecking tools in doing so.
Had to fill it with cement and book a appointment for next month to try again ffs
Are you having it replaced?
Yeah there's a bit of decay underneath it that need sorting
Bugger
It's still fecking numb and I talk funny
I might put in for a job on channel 4
Aaargh!! Hahaha, stop it!
Aw OK. ..numbness won't last long enough
You are naughty agree with you I'm having a lovely latte
Mmm...think I might put the kettle on pics or you didn't do it
Has the fecking kettle broke ffs she was going to put it on hope she's not got her head stuck
Well we've fecking had pansexual I guess she can start a new craze on that one
There's enough confusion already I think "and we both know who causes that | |||
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"Good morning all you night owls
Nice bump oh heck can you see shes preggers
I'm sat in that waiting room that we can't mention to pink awww poor you xx
That was a fecking nightmare...crown still on after half a hours drilling
Oh gawd! Not nice.
Number to the max dose....tooth still sensitive as feck...stopped drilling and tried to lever it off and broke all her fecking tools in doing so.
Had to fill it with cement and book a appointment for next month to try again ffs
Are you having it replaced?
Yeah there's a bit of decay underneath it that need sorting
Bugger
It's still fecking numb and I talk funny
I might put in for a job on channel 4
Aaargh!! Hahaha, stop it!
Aw OK. ..numbness won't last long enough
You are naughty agree with you I'm having a lovely latte
Mmm...think I might put the kettle on pics or you didn't do it
Has the fecking kettle broke ffs she was going to put it on hope she's not got her head stuck
Well we've fecking had pansexual I guess she can start a new craze on that one
There's enough confusion already I think
I know what you mean...I've forgotten who the feck I am "look in ya knickers ya name should be in em | |||
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"Good morning all you night owls
Nice bump oh heck can you see shes preggers
I'm sat in that waiting room that we can't mention to pink awww poor you xx
That was a fecking nightmare...crown still on after half a hours drilling
Oh gawd! Not nice.
Number to the max dose....tooth still sensitive as feck...stopped drilling and tried to lever it off and broke all her fecking tools in doing so.
Had to fill it with cement and book a appointment for next month to try again ffs
Are you having it replaced?
Yeah there's a bit of decay underneath it that need sorting
Bugger
It's still fecking numb and I talk funny
I might put in for a job on channel 4
Aaargh!! Hahaha, stop it!
Aw OK. ..numbness won't last long enough
You are naughty agree with you I'm having a lovely latte
Mmm...think I might put the kettle on pics or you didn't do it
Has the fecking kettle broke ffs she was going to put it on hope she's not got her head stuck
Well we've fecking had pansexual I guess she can start a new craze on that one
There's enough confusion already I think
I know what you mean...I've forgotten who the feck I am "Haha | |||
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"Good morning all you night owls
Nice bump oh heck can you see shes preggers
I'm sat in that waiting room that we can't mention to pink awww poor you xx
That was a fecking nightmare...crown still on after half a hours drilling
Oh gawd! Not nice.
Number to the max dose....tooth still sensitive as feck...stopped drilling and tried to lever it off and broke all her fecking tools in doing so.
Had to fill it with cement and book a appointment for next month to try again ffs
Are you having it replaced?
Yeah there's a bit of decay underneath it that need sorting
Bugger
It's still fecking numb and I talk funny
I might put in for a job on channel 4
Aaargh!! Hahaha, stop it!
Aw OK. ..numbness won't last long enough
You are naughty agree with you I'm having a lovely latte
Mmm...think I might put the kettle on pics or you didn't do it
Has the fecking kettle broke ffs she was going to put it on hope she's not got her head stuck
Well we've fecking had pansexual I guess she can start a new craze on that one
There's enough confusion already I think
I know what you mean...I've forgotten who the feck I am look in ya knickers ya name should be in em"Where do I find my name?...... | |||
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"Good morning all you night owls
Nice bump oh heck can you see shes preggers
I'm sat in that waiting room that we can't mention to pink awww poor you xx
That was a fecking nightmare...crown still on after half a hours drilling
Oh gawd! Not nice.
Number to the max dose....tooth still sensitive as feck...stopped drilling and tried to lever it off and broke all her fecking tools in doing so.
Had to fill it with cement and book a appointment for next month to try again ffs
Are you having it replaced?
Yeah there's a bit of decay underneath it that need sorting
Bugger
It's still fecking numb and I talk funny
I might put in for a job on channel 4
Aaargh!! Hahaha, stop it!
Aw OK. ..numbness won't last long enough
You are naughty agree with you I'm having a lovely latte
Mmm...think I might put the kettle on pics or you didn't do it
Has the fecking kettle broke ffs she was going to put it on hope she's not got her head stuck
Well we've fecking had pansexual I guess she can start a new craze on that one
There's enough confusion already I think and we both know who causes that "Isn't me | |||
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"Good morning all you night owls
Nice bump oh heck can you see shes preggers
I'm sat in that waiting room that we can't mention to pink awww poor you xx
That was a fecking nightmare...crown still on after half a hours drilling
Oh gawd! Not nice.
Number to the max dose....tooth still sensitive as feck...stopped drilling and tried to lever it off and broke all her fecking tools in doing so.
Had to fill it with cement and book a appointment for next month to try again ffs
Are you having it replaced?
Yeah there's a bit of decay underneath it that need sorting
Bugger
It's still fecking numb and I talk funny
I might put in for a job on channel 4
Aaargh!! Hahaha, stop it!
Aw OK. ..numbness won't last long enough
You are naughty agree with you I'm having a lovely latte
Mmm...think I might put the kettle on pics or you didn't do it
Has the fecking kettle broke ffs she was going to put it on hope she's not got her head stuck
Well we've fecking had pansexual I guess she can start a new craze on that one
There's enough confusion already I think
I know what you mean...I've forgotten who the feck I am look in ya knickers ya name should be in em"Only got my name in me leopard skins | |||
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"Good morning all you night owls
Nice bump oh heck can you see shes preggers
I'm sat in that waiting room that we can't mention to pink awww poor you xx
That was a fecking nightmare...crown still on after half a hours drilling
Oh gawd! Not nice.
Number to the max dose....tooth still sensitive as feck...stopped drilling and tried to lever it off and broke all her fecking tools in doing so.
Had to fill it with cement and book a appointment for next month to try again ffs
Are you having it replaced?
Yeah there's a bit of decay underneath it that need sorting
Bugger
It's still fecking numb and I talk funny
I might put in for a job on channel 4
Aaargh!! Hahaha, stop it!
Aw OK. ..numbness won't last long enough
You are naughty agree with you I'm having a lovely latte
Mmm...think I might put the kettle on pics or you didn't do it
Has the fecking kettle broke ffs she was going to put it on hope she's not got her head stuck
Well we've fecking had pansexual I guess she can start a new craze on that one
There's enough confusion already I think
I know what you mean...I've forgotten who the feck I am look in ya knickers ya name should be in em
Only got my name in me leopard skins "dont think celvin kline is lol | |||
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"Good morning all you night owls
Nice bump oh heck can you see shes preggers
I'm sat in that waiting room that we can't mention to pink awww poor you xx
That was a fecking nightmare...crown still on after half a hours drilling
Oh gawd! Not nice.
Number to the max dose....tooth still sensitive as feck...stopped drilling and tried to lever it off and broke all her fecking tools in doing so.
Had to fill it with cement and book a appointment for next month to try again ffs
Are you having it replaced?
Yeah there's a bit of decay underneath it that need sorting
Bugger
It's still fecking numb and I talk funny
I might put in for a job on channel 4
Aaargh!! Hahaha, stop it!
Aw OK. ..numbness won't last long enough
You are naughty agree with you I'm having a lovely latte
Mmm...think I might put the kettle on pics or you didn't do it
Has the fecking kettle broke ffs she was going to put it on hope she's not got her head stuck
Well we've fecking had pansexual I guess she can start a new craze on that one
There's enough confusion already I think
I know what you mean...I've forgotten who the feck I am look in ya knickers ya name should be in em
Only got my name in me leopard skins dont think celvin kline is lol"Ffs _oddy what ave I told you about putting my name on the forums | |||
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"Good morning all you night owls
Nice bump oh heck can you see shes preggers
I'm sat in that waiting room that we can't mention to pink awww poor you xx
That was a fecking nightmare...crown still on after half a hours drilling
Oh gawd! Not nice.
Number to the max dose....tooth still sensitive as feck...stopped drilling and tried to lever it off and broke all her fecking tools in doing so.
Had to fill it with cement and book a appointment for next month to try again ffs
Are you having it replaced?
Yeah there's a bit of decay underneath it that need sorting
Bugger
It's still fecking numb and I talk funny
I might put in for a job on channel 4
Aaargh!! Hahaha, stop it!
Aw OK. ..numbness won't last long enough
You are naughty agree with you I'm having a lovely latte
Mmm...think I might put the kettle on pics or you didn't do it
Has the fecking kettle broke ffs she was going to put it on hope she's not got her head stuck
Well we've fecking had pansexual I guess she can start a new craze on that one
There's enough confusion already I think
I know what you mean...I've forgotten who the feck I am look in ya knickers ya name should be in em
Only got my name in me leopard skins dont think celvin kline is lol
Ffs _oddy what ave I told you about putting my name on the forum "Hello Calvin...Florence here... | |||
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"Good morning all you night owls
Nice bump oh heck can you see shes preggers
I'm sat in that waiting room that we can't mention to pink awww poor you xx
That was a fecking nightmare...crown still on after half a hours drilling
Oh gawd! Not nice.
Number to the max dose....tooth still sensitive as feck...stopped drilling and tried to lever it off and broke all her fecking tools in doing so.
Had to fill it with cement and book a appointment for next month to try again ffs
Are you having it replaced?
Yeah there's a bit of decay underneath it that need sorting
Bugger
It's still fecking numb and I talk funny
I might put in for a job on channel 4
Aaargh!! Hahaha, stop it!
Aw OK. ..numbness won't last long enough
You are naughty agree with you I'm having a lovely latte
Mmm...think I might put the kettle on pics or you didn't do it
Has the fecking kettle broke ffs she was going to put it on hope she's not got her head stuck
Well we've fecking had pansexual I guess she can start a new craze on that one
There's enough confusion already I think
I know what you mean...I've forgotten who the feck I am look in ya knickers ya name should be in em
Only got my name in me leopard skins dont think celvin kline is lol
Ffs _oddy what ave I told you about putting my name on the forums "sowwie archibald | |||
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