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over a year ago
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You are too dehydrated from an all night session of being teased and pleased and fucked ..... again ......and again........and again. You literally cannot peel yourself from the bed?!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tell them you have a problem with your eyes. Why they ask what’s wrong. Just tell them “I can’t see myself coming into work today”"
Haha this is genius |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A panda is sitting on my car. It won’t move!
Make sure you dont say a panda is sitting on Queen Leviosa's car - that wont work! Ha"
Haha well maybe she’s with me and her car is the only one we have |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"With your looks you don't need an excuse to not go to work,I'm sure you would be forgiven.
Sorry is that sexist?!?"
Haha no but I’m not sure work will care  |
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"A panda is sitting on my car. It won’t move!
Make sure you dont say a panda is sitting on Queen Leviosa's car - that wont work! Ha
Haha well maybe she’s with me and her car is the only one we have "
Good quick thinking on your feet there Jedi Adsub
Mastered this you have  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You have had a leek and you have a man who can coming round to inspect your pipework
Ive never seen a written warning on the potato and leek soup about this "
Hahahaha 
No no, it’s on a small sign above the fresh leeks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You have far too many messages to go to work its a full time job replying to them all.
Do u think they’ll go for it?
Probably depends on what job you do "
I have 720 passengers to fly somewhere warm today.. I imagine it won’t cut it  |
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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago
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"With your looks you don't need an excuse to not go to work,I'm sure you would be forgiven.
Sorry is that sexist?!?
Haha no but I’m not sure work will care "
Well tell them you would be letting everyone on here down and you loyalty's lay with us...... Please  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have had a leek and you have a man who can coming round to inspect your pipework
Ive never seen a written warning on the potato and leek soup about this "
knew i should have proof read before hitting send, bloody phone  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"With your looks you don't need an excuse to not go to work,I'm sure you would be forgiven.
Sorry is that sexist?!?
Haha no but I’m not sure work will care
Well tell them you would be letting everyone on here down and you loyalty's lay with us...... Please "
I might try this.
“Sorry but I’m committed elsewhere” |
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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago
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"With your looks you don't need an excuse to not go to work,I'm sure you would be forgiven.
Sorry is that sexist?!?
Haha no but I’m not sure work will care
Well tell them you would be letting everyone on here down and you loyalty's lay with us...... Please
I might try this.
“Sorry but I’m committed elsewhere”"
You know it makes sense |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have far too many messages to go to work its a full time job replying to them all.
Do u think they’ll go for it?
Probably depends on what job you do
I have 720 passengers to fly somewhere warm today.. I imagine it won’t cut it "
you've developed a fear of flying overnight |
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