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"Funniest one for us was we had a meet at a hotel in Shrewsbury . Been chatting with this couples for months . They were a nice clean /smart attractive couple . We chatted on cam many time she was very reserved a little shy etc , they said what they were into etc similar to us . We arranged a hotel meet one Saturday they were lovely , polite , we all got on very well and wanted to take it further. Later in the evening they suggested they go to their room and we follow in half an hour . The husband gave us his key , we ventured up entered the room and there they were . Both naked we got our kts off and started to play with her on the bed as the husband wanked off in say 2 mins he then put his clothes on and said I'm off to the bar come down when your ready , his mrs says he is always like that fuckin waste of space then said thats it sorry . "whoops, maybe that was his thing lol | |||
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"Blimey, there's been loads. I'll put up a list, pick one from the title lol. 1. Bucks beagle. 2. Stolen phone. 3. Damp patch. 4. No! 5. Its raining.... indoors. 6. Olympic diving. 7. Bringing the house down. 8. Broken nose. 9. Sardines. 10. En-suite room." number 10 lol | |||
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"Blimey, there's been loads. I'll put up a list, pick one from the title lol. 1. Bucks beagle. 2. Stolen phone. 3. Damp patch. 4. No! 5. Its raining.... indoors. 6. Olympic diving. 7. Bringing the house down. 8. Broken nose. 9. Sardines. 10. En-suite room. number 10 lol" Ok, 10 it is. We were at a swinging party, big posh house, "Rocky Horror" fancy dress theme, buffet, loads of guests, good vibe. Whilst wandering round, we noticed that, as the evening wore on, there were queues for the loos. Ended up in a bedroom with another couple, things are going well, when, unannounced, a lady opens the door, and without saying a word, head down like she thought no eye contact would make her less conspicuous, she heads around the bed to the small ensuite, has a tinkle, and leaves, again, head down, not a word spoken. We all look at each other, we'd broken off "diplomatic relations" while she was in there, but normal service was soon resumed. Until, that is, the next lady, taps on the door, walks in, "can I just....?" pointing at the ensuite, "yes" was the unanimous reply. Word soon spread, there was a loo without a queue... if you didn't mind the bonking 4sum on the bed in the room lol. And then.... well, you know how it is on a night out, the ladies start going to the loo in pairs, right? Yup, two ladies, chatting away, blithely wander past, one casts an eye over our little group, and recognises the other lady.. "Oh, hello" a little chat ensues. Us guys are lying there, a bit bemused, especially as, at the invite of one of our ladies, both the "intruders" stop to have a suck on the "delicious" cocks waving around! In the end, we just carried on, sometimes being watched, and hearing the odd comment here and there, as ladies trooped in and out to use the loo. Rather surreal, you kinda expect to be watched if you are playing in an open room in a club, but in the rather "homely" setting of a bedroom, it felt a bit weird. | |||
"Blimey, there's been loads. I'll put up a list, pick one from the title lol. 1. Bucks beagle. 2. Stolen phone. 3. Damp patch. 4. No! 5. Its raining.... indoors. 6. Olympic diving. 7. Bringing the house down. 8. Broken nose. 9. Sardines. 10. En-suite room. number 10 lol Ok, 10 it is. We were at a swinging party, big posh house, "Rocky Horror" fancy dress theme, buffet, loads of guests, good vibe. Whilst wandering round, we noticed that, as the evening wore on, there were queues for the loos. Ended up in a bedroom with another couple, things are going well, when, unannounced, a lady opens the door, and without saying a word, head down like she thought no eye contact would make her less conspicuous, she heads around the bed to the small ensuite, has a tinkle, and leaves, again, head down, not a word spoken. We all look at each other, we'd broken off "diplomatic relations" while she was in there, but normal service was soon resumed. Until, that is, the next lady, taps on the door, walks in, "can I just....?" pointing at the ensuite, "yes" was the unanimous reply. Word soon spread, there was a loo without a queue... if you didn't mind the bonking 4sum on the bed in the room lol. And then.... well, you know how it is on a night out, the ladies start going to the loo in pairs, right? Yup, two ladies, chatting away, blithely wander past, one casts an eye over our little group, and recognises the other lady.. "Oh, hello" a little chat ensues. Us guys are lying there, a bit bemused, especially as, at the invite of one of our ladies, both the "intruders" stop to have a suck on the "delicious" cocks waving around! In the end, we just carried on, sometimes being watched, and hearing the odd comment here and there, as ladies trooped in and out to use the loo. Rather surreal, you kinda expect to be watched if you are playing in an open room in a club, but in the rather "homely" setting of a bedroom, it felt a bit weird. "lol, brilliant, after reading that we want to choose another xx | |||
"Blimey, there's been loads. I'll put up a list, pick one from the title lol. 1. Bucks beagle. 2. Stolen phone. 3. Damp patch. 4. No! 5. Its raining.... indoors. 6. Olympic diving. 7. Bringing the house down. 8. Broken nose. 9. Sardines. 10. En-suite room. number 10 lol Ok, 10 it is. We were at a swinging party, big posh house, "Rocky Horror" fancy dress theme, buffet, loads of guests, good vibe. Whilst wandering round, we noticed that, as the evening wore on, there were queues for the loos. Ended up in a bedroom with another couple, things are going well, when, unannounced, a lady opens the door, and without saying a word, head down like she thought no eye contact would make her less conspicuous, she heads around the bed to the small ensuite, has a tinkle, and leaves, again, head down, not a word spoken. We all look at each other, we'd broken off "diplomatic relations" while she was in there, but normal service was soon resumed. Until, that is, the next lady, taps on the door, walks in, "can I just....?" pointing at the ensuite, "yes" was the unanimous reply. Word soon spread, there was a loo without a queue... if you didn't mind the bonking 4sum on the bed in the room lol. And then.... well, you know how it is on a night out, the ladies start going to the loo in pairs, right? Yup, two ladies, chatting away, blithely wander past, one casts an eye over our little group, and recognises the other lady.. "Oh, hello" a little chat ensues. Us guys are lying there, a bit bemused, especially as, at the invite of one of our ladies, both the "intruders" stop to have a suck on the "delicious" cocks waving around! In the end, we just carried on, sometimes being watched, and hearing the odd comment here and there, as ladies trooped in and out to use the loo. Rather surreal, you kinda expect to be watched if you are playing in an open room in a club, but in the rather "homely" setting of a bedroom, it felt a bit weird.
lol, brilliant, after reading that we want to choose another xx"Be my guest! | |||
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"Blimey, there's been loads. I'll put up a list, pick one from the title lol. 1. Bucks beagle. 2. Stolen phone. 3. Damp patch. 4. No! 5. Its raining.... indoors. 6. Olympic diving. 7. Bringing the house down. 8. Broken nose. 9. Sardines. 10. En-suite room. number 10 lol Ok, 10 it is. We were at a swinging party, big posh house, "Rocky Horror" fancy dress theme, buffet, loads of guests, good vibe. Whilst wandering round, we noticed that, as the evening wore on, there were queues for the loos. Ended up in a bedroom with another couple, things are going well, when, unannounced, a lady opens the door, and without saying a word, head down like she thought no eye contact would make her less conspicuous, she heads around the bed to the small ensuite, has a tinkle, and leaves, again, head down, not a word spoken. We all look at each other, we'd broken off "diplomatic relations" while she was in there, but normal service was soon resumed. Until, that is, the next lady, taps on the door, walks in, "can I just....?" pointing at the ensuite, "yes" was the unanimous reply. Word soon spread, there was a loo without a queue... if you didn't mind the bonking 4sum on the bed in the room lol. And then.... well, you know how it is on a night out, the ladies start going to the loo in pairs, right? Yup, two ladies, chatting away, blithely wander past, one casts an eye over our little group, and recognises the other lady.. "Oh, hello" a little chat ensues. Us guys are lying there, a bit bemused, especially as, at the invite of one of our ladies, both the "intruders" stop to have a suck on the "delicious" cocks waving around! In the end, we just carried on, sometimes being watched, and hearing the odd comment here and there, as ladies trooped in and out to use the loo. Rather surreal, you kinda expect to be watched if you are playing in an open room in a club, but in the rather "homely" setting of a bedroom, it felt a bit weird.
lol, brilliant, after reading that we want to choose another xx
Be my guest! "how about number 7 xx | |||
"Blimey, there's been loads. I'll put up a list, pick one from the title lol. 1. Bucks beagle. 2. Stolen phone. 3. Damp patch. 4. No! 5. Its raining.... indoors. 6. Olympic diving. 7. Bringing the house down. 8. Broken nose. 9. Sardines. 10. En-suite room." Number 8  | |||
"Blimey, there's been loads. I'll put up a list, pick one from the title lol. 1. Bucks beagle. 2. Stolen phone. 3. Damp patch. 4. No! 5. Its raining.... indoors. 6. Olympic diving. 7. Bringing the house down. 8. Broken nose. 9. Sardines. 10. En-suite room. number 10 lol Ok, 10 it is. We were at a swinging party, big posh house, "Rocky Horror" fancy dress theme, buffet, loads of guests, good vibe. Whilst wandering round, we noticed that, as the evening wore on, there were queues for the loos. Ended up in a bedroom with another couple, things are going well, when, unannounced, a lady opens the door, and without saying a word, head down like she thought no eye contact would make her less conspicuous, she heads around the bed to the small ensuite, has a tinkle, and leaves, again, head down, not a word spoken. We all look at each other, we'd broken off "diplomatic relations" while she was in there, but normal service was soon resumed. Until, that is, the next lady, taps on the door, walks in, "can I just....?" pointing at the ensuite, "yes" was the unanimous reply. Word soon spread, there was a loo without a queue... if you didn't mind the bonking 4sum on the bed in the room lol. And then.... well, you know how it is on a night out, the ladies start going to the loo in pairs, right? Yup, two ladies, chatting away, blithely wander past, one casts an eye over our little group, and recognises the other lady.. "Oh, hello" a little chat ensues. Us guys are lying there, a bit bemused, especially as, at the invite of one of our ladies, both the "intruders" stop to have a suck on the "delicious" cocks waving around! In the end, we just carried on, sometimes being watched, and hearing the odd comment here and there, as ladies trooped in and out to use the loo. Rather surreal, you kinda expect to be watched if you are playing in an open room in a club, but in the rather "homely" setting of a bedroom, it felt a bit weird.
lol, brilliant, after reading that we want to choose another xx
Be my guest!
how about number 7
xx"Ok. Another party, great crowd, plenty of action. Location is an old cottage type house, with stout walls and creaky floorboards. Mart is involved in some multi-body action in a bedroom, and ends up with the party hostess kneeling on the edge of the bed, as he stands on the floor behind her, going at it hammer and tongs... in fact, so "energetic" was the action, that, because of the springy old floorboards, cupboards and wardrobes nearby start to sway, and the first that people know that there is an issue is when books, small objects, and papers start to rain down! Needless to say things had to stop rather quickly, or we risked bringing down shelves, or toppling cupboards etc! | |||
"Blimey, there's been loads. I'll put up a list, pick one from the title lol. 1. Bucks beagle. 2. Stolen phone. 3. Damp patch. 4. No! 5. Its raining.... indoors. 6. Olympic diving. 7. Bringing the house down. 8. Broken nose. 9. Sardines. 10. En-suite room." Got to ask about number 9 | |||
"Blimey, there's been loads. I'll put up a list, pick one from the title lol. 1. Bucks beagle. 2. Stolen phone. 3. Damp patch. 4. No! 5. Its raining.... indoors. 6. Olympic diving. 7. Bringing the house down. 8. Broken nose. 9. Sardines. 10. En-suite room. Number 8 "Ok. Yet another party... (is there a theme forming lol?). Location is the same cottage where 7 occurred, another great party. Someone had brought along a sex-swing, which has its own slot-together frame, so it can be free-standing. The swing is very popular, and gets a lot of use through the evening. A male friend asks if its ok to "borrow" Jayne, to try out the swing, and off she goes. This particular guy loves performing oral on ladies, happily going down for long periods. So, Jayne is in the swing, and the guy is doing his thing, which Jayne is loving. I'm in the next room, having some fun of my own, when I hear a bit of a commotion, so I head out to see what's going on, to see the guy holding a wad of tissue to his nose... it turned out that, because he's quite talented with his tongue, Jayne had got quite excited, and at a critical point had jerked her pussy upwards, just at a point when he had pulled back slightly, meaning her pubic bone caught him in the nose, breaking it! He, surprisingly, wasn't that bothered, as apparently his nose had been broken a number of times before, however Jayne was mortified, and spent the next hour or so constantly apologising. | |||
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"Blimey, there's been loads. I'll put up a list, pick one from the title lol. 1. Bucks beagle. 2. Stolen phone. 3. Damp patch. 4. No! 5. Its raining.... indoors. 6. Olympic diving. 7. Bringing the house down. 8. Broken nose. 9. Sardines. 10. En-suite room. Got to ask about number 9 " This is one of my favourites! So, we were at a large organised social in Cardiff, probably over 150 people attending. Towards the end, as people started to thin out, we were invited, along with a few others, to join a guy in his hotel room for some fun. There were two couples, two single ladies, and the guy who's room it was. We walked to the hotel, and walked in, trying not to look too obvious, as we all crammed into the lift. Once in the room, there was some chatting, but very quickly, clothes were being shed as people got frisky. Two ladies in particular were quite vocal in there appreciation of the attention being shown to them, (yes, Jayne was one of them lol). By this time pretty much everyone was either naked, or in underwear, when, suddenly, there was a knocking at the door! Baring in mind the room had been booked for one occupant, and there were 7 of us in there, the guy was keen for us to not be seen, but it was a small room, with pretty much nowhere to hide, plus we were all pretty much naked or in lingerie (well, that was the ladies!) lol! So, he had no choice but to answer the door, to find it was the night manager, who took a step into the room, and saw one lady lying on the bed in lingerie, and the guy in his boxers... and possibly couldn't fail to spot the one person trying to hide behind the curtains, one trying to hide in the open-fronted wardrobe, me hiding just round the corner from the door against the bathroom wall and a couple of people crammed into the small bathroom. The manager just asked the guy to keep the noise down, and left... to a huge sigh of relief from all of us! | |||
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