I hate the little 8 legged wankers! First decent day in ages here so I left the window open half the day and a spider the size of a fckn dinnerplate crawls up beside me without a care in the world!
Am I the only one with an irrational girly fear of spiders? |
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Can't stand their dangly legs. But can't kill them. So it's a a juggling act trying to find a glass and some card before they've run off and hidden before I can catch them |
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"No..
Im not a fan either..
Just suck it up the hoover  "
If I took my eyes off him to go get the Hoover he'd disappear forever as he was on the arm of the couch (beside my head ofc...) and that's even worse! Had to be a slightly more brutal approach unfortunately |
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"No..
Im not a fan either..
Just suck it up the hoover
If I took my eyes off him to go get the Hoover he'd disappear forever as he was on the arm of the couch (beside my head ofc...) and that's even worse! Had to be a slightly more brutal approach unfortunately"
Bleurghhh they make me shudder  |
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"Brutal works for me... they have to die to set an example to other spiders not to trespass 
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Yeah I was sure to put the charred carcass just outside the window to ensure the rest of the fuckers think twice! |
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I talk to the spider first I ask them
Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me. |
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"I talk to the spider first I ask them
Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me."
A pig farm enthusiast I take it?  |
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I was never scared of spiders.
I was 16 and fell to sleep on my aunt's sofa.My cousin thought it would be funny to place one of there pet tarantulas on my face.
Now I'm scared of spiders.  |
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"I talk to the spider first I ask them
Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
A pig farm enthusiast I take it? "
Worse, I would genuinely consider a nuke if the spider was big enough.
I have an irrational fear of them, can’t stand them, made worse that where we live is surrounded by fields and farmland so the spiders that end up in the house are huge.
The biggest one so far I managed to pop it with the air rifle |
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"I talk to the spider first I ask them
Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
A pig farm enthusiast I take it?
Worse, I would genuinely consider a nuke if the spider was big enough.
I have an irrational fear of them, can’t stand them, made worse that where we live is surrounded by fields and farmland so the spiders that end up in the house are huge.
The biggest one so far I managed to pop it with the air rifle "
I'd have pulverized that last bastard if I had a firearm to hand! He didn't go that easy unfortunately! |
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"I was never scared of spiders.
I was 16 and fell to sleep on my aunt's sofa.My cousin thought it would be funny to place one of there pet tarantulas on my face.
Now I'm scared of spiders. "
I'd break someone's legs if they did that to me... family or not! |
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"I was never scared of spiders.
I was 16 and fell to sleep on my aunt's sofa.My cousin thought it would be funny to place one of there pet tarantulas on my face.
Now I'm scared of spiders.
I'd break someone's legs if they did that to me... family or not! "
I woke up when I felt it and I screamed and couldn't breath.That was three years ago and I still wake up in a panic if my blankets touch my face when im asleep. |
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