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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Never ever use cheap cotton buds !
I managed to stucked one of the small wad of cotton, which was wrapped the end of a short rod which was itself made of plastic, in my right ear !
I can't manage to get it out even with my dyson !!
Any ENT specialist ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never ever use cheap cotton buds !
I managed to stucked one of the small wad of cotton, which was wrapped the end of a short rod which was itself made of plastic, in my right ear !
I can't manage to get it out even with my dyson !!
Any ENT specialist ? "
Doesn't it state on the box that you're not supposed to stick them in your ears?  |
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"Never ever use cheap cotton buds !
I managed to stucked one of the small wad of cotton, which was wrapped the end of a short rod which was itself made of plastic, in my right ear !
I can't manage to get it out even with my dyson !!
Any ENT specialist ?
Doesn't it state on the box that you're not supposed to stick them in your ears? "
Men are not supposed to stick things in many places but they persist. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My friend had to go to hospital because she got a cotton bud stuck in her ear, had to get it drained. The doctor told her to put nothing smaller than her elbow in her ear...she didn’t understand what this meant  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Never ever use cheap cotton buds !
I managed to stucked one of the small wad of cotton, which was wrapped the end of a short rod which was itself made of plastic, in my right ear !
I can't manage to get it out even with my dyson !!
Any ENT specialist ?
Doesn't it state on the box that you're not supposed to stick them in your ears? "
I can't read chinese..bought them on amazon for 10 pence |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My friend had to go to hospital because she got a cotton bud stuck in her ear, had to get it drained. The doctor told her to put nothing smaller than her elbow in her ear...she didn’t understand what this meant "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You are not supposed to put anything in your ears in any case.
I'm doing the 'Don't try this at home kids' safety advice. "
I have tried but can't really see if I am in the right direction |
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"You are not supposed to put anything in your ears in any case.
I'm doing the 'Don't try this at home kids' safety advice.
I have tried but can't really see if I am in the right direction "
The ear is fairly simple. Go in. Come out. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You are not supposed to put anything in your ears in any case.
I'm doing the 'Don't try this at home kids' safety advice.
I have tried but can't really see if I am in the right direction
The ear is fairly simple. Go in. Come out."
I won't get an ear orgasm and pass out though ? |
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"You are not supposed to put anything in your ears in any case.
I'm doing the 'Don't try this at home kids' safety advice.
I have tried but can't really see if I am in the right direction
The ear is fairly simple. Go in. Come out.
I won't get an ear orgasm and pass out though ? "
I can't vouch for your erogenous zones either way ......
Did you get hard when you put the cotton bud in and moved it around ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You are not supposed to put anything in your ears in any case.
I'm doing the 'Don't try this at home kids' safety advice.
I have tried but can't really see if I am in the right direction
The ear is fairly simple. Go in. Come out.
I won't get an ear orgasm and pass out though ?
I can't vouch for your erogenous zones either way ......
Did you get hard when you put the cotton bud in and moved it around ?"
Not fully hard, but I got a slight lob on |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have you got a Chameleon to hand? Bud removal and ear clean at same time. Winner winner chicken dinner  "
Until yesterday I had one but one of my friend needed in order to wash his cheesy bellend |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never ever use cheap cotton buds !
I managed to stucked one of the small wad of cotton, which was wrapped the end of a short rod which was itself made of plastic, in my right ear !
I can't manage to get it out even with my dyson !!
Any ENT specialist ?
Doesn't it state on the box that you're not supposed to stick them in your ears?
I can't read chinese..bought them on amazon for 10 pence "
You buy this crap from amazon to save a quid and yet you claim to be fabulous...?  |
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"You are not supposed to put anything in your ears in any case.
I'm doing the 'Don't try this at home kids' safety advice.
I have tried but can't really see if I am in the right direction
The ear is fairly simple. Go in. Come out.
I won't get an ear orgasm and pass out though ?
I can't vouch for your erogenous zones either way ......
Did you get hard when you put the cotton bud in and moved it around ?
Not fully hard, but I got a slight lob on"
Then you might orgasm when you fiddle around to get it out.
If you don't get it out soon it will hatch. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never ever use cheap cotton buds !
I managed to stucked one of the small wad of cotton, which was wrapped the end of a short rod which was itself made of plastic, in my right ear !
I can't manage to get it out even with my dyson !!
Any ENT specialist ? "
Have you tried poking it out with another cotton bud?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Never ever use cheap cotton buds !
I managed to stucked one of the small wad of cotton, which was wrapped the end of a short rod which was itself made of plastic, in my right ear !
I can't manage to get it out even with my dyson !!
Any ENT specialist ?
Doesn't it state on the box that you're not supposed to stick them in your ears?
I can't read chinese..bought them on amazon for 10 pence
You buy this crap from amazon to save a quid and yet you claim to be fabulous...? "
Hahaha touché but my clothes cost me a fortune so have to save from somewhere else |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Never ever use cheap cotton buds !
I managed to stucked one of the small wad of cotton, which was wrapped the end of a short rod which was itself made of plastic, in my right ear !
I can't manage to get it out even with my dyson !!
Any ENT specialist ?
Have you tried poking it out with another cotton bud? "
Thank you Nikki ! Now I have two wad of cotton stucked in there ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You are not supposed to put anything in your ears in any case.
I'm doing the 'Don't try this at home kids' safety advice.
I have tried but can't really see if I am in the right direction
The ear is fairly simple. Go in. Come out.
I won't get an ear orgasm and pass out though ?
I can't vouch for your erogenous zones either way ......
Did you get hard when you put the cotton bud in and moved it around ?
Not fully hard, but I got a slight lob on
Then you might orgasm when you fiddle around to get it out.
If you don't get it out soon it will hatch. "
Even if I don't eat after midnight ? |
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"You are not supposed to put anything in your ears in any case.
I'm doing the 'Don't try this at home kids' safety advice.
I have tried but can't really see if I am in the right direction
The ear is fairly simple. Go in. Come out.
I won't get an ear orgasm and pass out though ?
I can't vouch for your erogenous zones either way ......
Did you get hard when you put the cotton bud in and moved it around ?
Not fully hard, but I got a slight lob on
Then you might orgasm when you fiddle around to get it out.
If you don't get it out soon it will hatch.
Even if I don't eat after midnight ? "
Nothing but slow sensual removal will stop the hatching. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bit of a long shot but try a Chameleon, put a wax worm into the affected ear and hold Chameleon close to the area, with any luck Chameleon's tongue will catch wax worm and hopefully bring out the cotton bud too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bit of a long shot but try a Chameleon, put a wax worm into the affected ear and hold Chameleon close to the area, with any luck Chameleon's tongue will catch wax worm and hopefully bring out the cotton bud too "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never ever use cheap cotton buds !
I managed to stucked one of the small wad of cotton, which was wrapped the end of a short rod which was itself made of plastic, in my right ear !
I can't manage to get it out even with my dyson !!
Any ENT specialist ?
Doesn't it state on the box that you're not supposed to stick them in your ears?
I can't read chinese..bought them on amazon for 10 pence "
That's where you went wrong then, you obviously don't have Chinese ears. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You could try sending in a trained fly if you happen to have one.
But then you might need to send in a spider to catch the fly. And then even a bird to catch the spider.
Actually scrub that. No telling where it might end. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Bit of a long shot but try a Chameleon, put a wax worm into the affected ear and hold Chameleon close to the area, with any luck Chameleon's tongue will catch wax worm and hopefully bring out the cotton bud too "
That's the second chameleon suggestion. Would attending the club have a similar effect?
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By *ild-1Woman
over a year ago
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"Never ever use cheap cotton buds !
I managed to stucked one of the small wad of cotton, which was wrapped the end of a short rod which was itself made of plastic, in my right ear !
I can't manage to get it out even with my dyson !!
Any ENT specialist ?
Doesn't it state on the box that you're not supposed to stick them in your ears?
Men are not supposed to stick things in many places but they persist. "
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Never put cotton buds in the ear. It will push wax further in and cause it to become impacted. A very painful condition. I speak from experience. Recommend micro suction every couple of years. A simple out-patient process that can correct hearing and improve balance. |
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You need to wank into a cup, wait exactly 44 mins for the contents of the cup to become extremely tacky and sticky. Pour into your ear, then insert a lolly pop stick and wait 2 mins then remove.
All contents of your ear will come out. Sorted. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never ever use cheap cotton buds !
I managed to stucked one of the small wad of cotton, which was wrapped the end of a short rod which was itself made of plastic, in my right ear !
I can't manage to get it out even with my dyson !!
Any ENT specialist ? "
Allow me to come and tongue it or of your ear. I've a long one.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My friend had to go to hospital because she got a cotton bud stuck in her ear, had to get it drained. The doctor told her to put nothing smaller than her elbow in her ear...she didn’t understand what this meant "
I hope you offered to lend her your elbow...? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can get it out but you'll need to naked. For medical reasons of course 
I smell a waxy rat
I wouldn't fib  "
Just read up on Beardeds condition and indeed you do need to be naked so you can insert the straw into his rectal passage, then blow hard into it, thus dislodging said rogue bud.
Sorry for doubting you  |
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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago
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"I can get it out but you'll need to naked. For medical reasons of course
I smell a waxy rat
I wouldn't fib
Just read up on Beardeds condition and indeed you do need to be naked so you can insert the straw into his rectal passage, then blow hard into it, thus dislodging said rogue bud.
Sorry for doubting you "
Sounds excessive I was just going to have him jump up and down a bit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can get it out but you'll need to naked. For medical reasons of course
I smell a waxy rat
I wouldn't fib
Just read up on Beardeds condition and indeed you do need to be naked so you can insert the straw into his rectal passage, then blow hard into it, thus dislodging said rogue bud.
Sorry for doubting you
Sounds excessive I was just going to have him jump up and down a bit "
Oh. Then he'd need to see an eye specialist after dick slapping himself in the peepers |
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"You're not supposed to stick them in your ears, it says it on the package "
1. Name a viable/sensible/real
use for cotton buds (definitely used to be called ear buds!) other than ear cleaning?
2. Since when have men bothered with instructions???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You need to wank into a cup, wait exactly 44 mins for the contents of the cup to become extremely tacky and sticky. Pour into your ear, then insert a lolly pop stick and wait 2 mins then remove.
All contents of your ear will come out. Sorted."
I really think this could work???? |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"Never ever use cheap cotton buds !
I managed to stucked one of the small wad of cotton, which was wrapped the end of a short rod which was itself made of plastic, in my right ear !
I can't manage to get it out even with my dyson !!
Any ENT specialist ?
Doesn't it state on the box that you're not supposed to stick them in your ears?
Men are not supposed to stick things in many places but they persist. "
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"You need to wank into a cup, wait exactly 44 mins for the contents of the cup to become extremely tacky and sticky. Pour into your ear, then insert a lolly pop stick and wait 2 mins then remove.
All contents of your ear will come out. Sorted.
I really think this could work????"
Possibly. For me it'd be because my ear would be retching and would vomit it out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You're not supposed to stick them in your ears, it says it on the package
1. Name a viable/sensible/real
use for cotton buds (definitely used to be called ear buds!) other than ear cleaning?
2. Since when have men bothered with instructions????"
1. Removing make up
2. Applying cream to a burn wound
3. Apying antiseptic ointment and other similar medications
Cotton buds/swabs are not supposed to be used to clean your ear canals. You can clean the outside of the ear canal with a finger and natural shape of the canal allows the water to clean the inside without having to do anything else.
If there's a build up of wax, there are other methods like earwax softener or visiting your doctor.
Ear buds make it worse if anything. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Never ever use cheap cotton buds !
I managed to stucked one of the small wad of cotton, which was wrapped the end of a short rod which was itself made of plastic, in my right ear !
I can't manage to get it out even with my dyson !!
Any ENT specialist ? "
Hit up someone with a veri of “sucks better than a dyson”
That’ll do it |
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"Never ever use cheap cotton buds !
I managed to stucked one of the small wad of cotton, which was wrapped the end of a short rod which was itself made of plastic, in my right ear !
I can't manage to get it out even with my dyson !!
Any ENT specialist ? "
we never understand thread like this, or ones that appear on FB, asking for advice when its clear you need medical assistance, or is it a 'chat with me' thread? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Never ever use cheap cotton buds !
I managed to stucked one of the small wad of cotton, which was wrapped the end of a short rod which was itself made of plastic, in my right ear !
I can't manage to get it out even with my dyson !!
Any ENT specialist ?
we never understand thread like this, or ones that appear on FB, asking for advice when its clear you need medical assistance, or is it a 'chat with me' thread?"
I actually was looking for a wank, didn't you get the analogy ? |
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"Did you get a wank?
Unfortunately no.
No one fell for it !
I must admit that I failed like every else I have tried to achieve so far "
I thought a status looking for someone who sucks like a Dyson for purely medical purposes would have worked |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Did you get a wank?
Unfortunately no.
No one fell for it !
I must admit that I failed like every else I have tried to achieve so far
I thought a status looking for someone who sucks like a Dyson for purely medical purposes would have worked "
People seem to prefer vax nowadays |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did you get a wank?
Unfortunately no.
No one fell for it !
I must admit that I failed like every else I have tried to achieve so far
I thought a status looking for someone who sucks like a Dyson for purely medical purposes would have worked
People seem to prefer vax nowadays "
That's how I keep so clean |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Did you get a wank?
Unfortunately no.
No one fell for it !
I must admit that I failed like every else I have tried to achieve so far
I thought a status looking for someone who sucks like a Dyson for purely medical purposes would have worked
People seem to prefer vax nowadays
That's how I keep so clean "
So I heard  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did you get a wank?
Unfortunately no.
No one fell for it !
I must admit that I failed like every else I have tried to achieve so far
I thought a status looking for someone who sucks like a Dyson for purely medical purposes would have worked
People seem to prefer vax nowadays
That's how I keep so clean
So I heard "
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