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"coffee machine is on " Passport a couple of custard creams too _oddy | |||
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"coffee machine is on Passport a couple of custard creams too _oddy " i dont think you should deface it yet | |||
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"coffee machine is on " Blackcurrant juice for me, sleep pattern bad enough without night time caffeine Oh yeah... time for my meds Ps. Flattery will get you to the places Heineken can't reach | |||
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"coffee machine is on Blackcurrant juice for me, sleep pattern bad enough without night time caffeine Oh yeah... time for my meds Ps. Flattery will get you to the places Heineken can't reach " what places are those | |||
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"coffee machine is on Blackcurrant juice for me, sleep pattern bad enough without night time caffeine Oh yeah... time for my meds Ps. Flattery will get you to the places Heineken can't reach " 10 o clock cut off point for me....so I'm fecking off for a real latte | |||
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"coffee machine is on Blackcurrant juice for me, sleep pattern bad enough without night time caffeine Oh yeah... time for my meds Ps. Flattery will get you to the places Heineken can't reach 10 o clock cut off point for me....so I'm fecking off for a real latte " Last brew at teatime for me, just went to make some juice n spotted the coffee I made 4 hours ago | |||
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"coffee machine is on Blackcurrant juice for me, sleep pattern bad enough without night time caffeine Oh yeah... time for my meds Ps. Flattery will get you to the places Heineken can't reach what places are those " Anywhere between my nose and toes | |||
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"coffee machine is on Blackcurrant juice for me, sleep pattern bad enough without night time caffeine Oh yeah... time for my meds Ps. Flattery will get you to the places Heineken can't reach 10 o clock cut off point for me....so I'm fecking off for a real latte Last brew at teatime for me, just went to make some juice n spotted the coffee I made 4 hours ago " Drink the fecker...don't waste good coffee..oh hang on! | |||
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"coffee machine is on Blackcurrant juice for me, sleep pattern bad enough without night time caffeine Oh yeah... time for my meds Ps. Flattery will get you to the places Heineken can't reach 10 o clock cut off point for me....so I'm fecking off for a real latte Last brew at teatime for me, just went to make some juice n spotted the coffee I made 4 hours ago Drink the fecker...don't waste good coffee..oh hang on! " Heron's Gold Blend, cheap but just as good as Douwe Egberts, I stay well clear of Nescrappý. (Travel mug.. 2 heaped spoons coffee... 3 sugars and milk) average of 6 mugs a day. | |||
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"coffee machine is on Blackcurrant juice for me, sleep pattern bad enough without night time caffeine Oh yeah... time for my meds Ps. Flattery will get you to the places Heineken can't reach 10 o clock cut off point for me....so I'm fecking off for a real latte Last brew at teatime for me, just went to make some juice n spotted the coffee I made 4 hours ago Drink the fecker...don't waste good coffee..oh hang on! Heron's Gold Blend, cheap but just as good as Douwe Egberts, I stay well clear of Nescrappý. (Travel mug.. 2 heaped spoons coffee... 3 sugars and milk) average of 6 mugs a day." Yeah around that myself...well a max of 8 double shots of lidl finest Italian blend | |||
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"coffee machine is on Blackcurrant juice for me, sleep pattern bad enough without night time caffeine Oh yeah... time for my meds Ps. Flattery will get you to the places Heineken can't reach 10 o clock cut off point for me....so I'm fecking off for a real latte Last brew at teatime for me, just went to make some juice n spotted the coffee I made 4 hours ago Drink the fecker...don't waste good coffee..oh hang on! Heron's Gold Blend, cheap but just as good as Douwe Egberts, I stay well clear of Nescrappý. (Travel mug.. 2 heaped spoons coffee... 3 sugars and milk) average of 6 mugs a day. Yeah around that myself...well a max of 8 double shots of lidl finest Italian blend " wont say how many i drink hot or cold | |||
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"coffee machine is on Blackcurrant juice for me, sleep pattern bad enough without night time caffeine Oh yeah... time for my meds Ps. Flattery will get you to the places Heineken can't reach 10 o clock cut off point for me....so I'm fecking off for a real latte Last brew at teatime for me, just went to make some juice n spotted the coffee I made 4 hours ago Drink the fecker...don't waste good coffee..oh hang on! Heron's Gold Blend, cheap but just as good as Douwe Egberts, I stay well clear of Nescrappý. (Travel mug.. 2 heaped spoons coffee... 3 sugars and milk) average of 6 mugs a day. Yeah around that myself...well a max of 8 double shots of lidl finest Italian blend wont say how many i drink hot or cold " 3 to kick start me on a morning. ..then I level out | |||
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"coffee machine is on Blackcurrant juice for me, sleep pattern bad enough without night time caffeine Oh yeah... time for my meds Ps. Flattery will get you to the places Heineken can't reach 10 o clock cut off point for me....so I'm fecking off for a real latte Last brew at teatime for me, just went to make some juice n spotted the coffee I made 4 hours ago Drink the fecker...don't waste good coffee..oh hang on! Heron's Gold Blend, cheap but just as good as Douwe Egberts, I stay well clear of Nescrappý. (Travel mug.. 2 heaped spoons coffee... 3 sugars and milk) average of 6 mugs a day. Yeah around that myself...well a max of 8 double shots of lidl finest Italian blend wont say how many i drink hot or cold " I've cut down by half | |||
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"coffee machine is on Blackcurrant juice for me, sleep pattern bad enough without night time caffeine Oh yeah... time for my meds Ps. Flattery will get you to the places Heineken can't reach 10 o clock cut off point for me....so I'm fecking off for a real latte Last brew at teatime for me, just went to make some juice n spotted the coffee I made 4 hours ago Drink the fecker...don't waste good coffee..oh hang on! Heron's Gold Blend, cheap but just as good as Douwe Egberts, I stay well clear of Nescrappý. (Travel mug.. 2 heaped spoons coffee... 3 sugars and milk) average of 6 mugs a day. Yeah around that myself...well a max of 8 double shots of lidl finest Italian blend wont say how many i drink hot or cold I've cut down by half " thought you wernt weeing as much | |||
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"coffee machine is on Blackcurrant juice for me, sleep pattern bad enough without night time caffeine Oh yeah... time for my meds Ps. Flattery will get you to the places Heineken can't reach 10 o clock cut off point for me....so I'm fecking off for a real latte Last brew at teatime for me, just went to make some juice n spotted the coffee I made 4 hours ago Drink the fecker...don't waste good coffee..oh hang on! Heron's Gold Blend, cheap but just as good as Douwe Egberts, I stay well clear of Nescrappý. (Travel mug.. 2 heaped spoons coffee... 3 sugars and milk) average of 6 mugs a day. Yeah around that myself...well a max of 8 double shots of lidl finest Italian blend wont say how many i drink hot or cold I've cut down by half thought you wernt weeing as much " I'd noticed that too | |||
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"Dandelion and burdock time " Ooh good stuff that, but another thing I've quit since my NHS holiday | |||
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"Dandelion and burdock time Ooh good stuff that, but another thing I've quit since my NHS holiday " In all seriousness mate....if whatever your doing works for you..stick with it | |||
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"creeps up behind mistress with a crisp packet " Sorry I'm late, been watching my granddaughter in a show....she's a little star.... Great dancer and actress | |||
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"creeps up behind mistress with a crisp packet Sorry I'm late, been watching my granddaughter in a show....she's a little star.... Great dancer and actress " I conked out ffs...did I miss owt last night.....oh and good morning all 4 | |||
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"creeps up behind mistress with a crisp packet Sorry I'm late, been watching my granddaughter in a show....she's a little star.... Great dancer and actress I conked out ffs...did I miss owt last night.....oh and good morning all 4" Dunno Mistress, I conked whilst still online | |||
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"creeps up behind mistress with a crisp packet Sorry I'm late, been watching my granddaughter in a show....she's a little star.... Great dancer and actress I conked out ffs...did I miss owt last night.....oh and good morning all 4 Dunno Mistress, I conked whilst still online " Custard creams? | |||
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"creeps up behind mistress with a crisp packet Sorry I'm late, been watching my granddaughter in a show....she's a little star.... Great dancer and actress I conked out ffs...did I miss owt last night.....oh and good morning all 4 Dunno Mistress, I conked whilst still online Custard creams? " Not this time, just a late night | |||
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"creeps up behind mistress with a crisp packet Sorry I'm late, been watching my granddaughter in a show....she's a little star.... Great dancer and actress I conked out ffs...did I miss owt last night.....oh and good morning all 4 Dunno Mistress, I conked whilst still online Custard creams? Not this time, just a late night " Yeah same here just one magnum lolly and out like a light...but up early | |||
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"Well off to run a bath and do a sudoko. .catch you later sami xx" Catcha later, enjoy your sudoku xx | |||
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"Well off to run a bath and do a sudoko. .catch you later sami xx Catcha later, enjoy your sudoku xx" I fecked it up ffs | |||
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"Well off to run a bath and do a sudoko. .catch you later sami xx Catcha later, enjoy your sudoku xx I fecked it up ffs " Tut....hate it when that happens.... | |||
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"Bounces in like tiggar " Ooh...why's you feeling bouncy today, Voddy? | |||
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"Bounces in like tiggar " Like a little ballet d***** | |||
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"Bounces in like tiggar Like a little ballet d***** " Aah...lovely | |||
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"Well off to run a bath and do a sudoko. .catch you later sami xx Catcha later, enjoy your sudoku xx I fecked it up ffs Tut....hate it when that happens.... " I'm buying one of those fecking pencils with a rubber on it ffs | |||
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"Well off to run a bath and do a sudoko. .catch you later sami xx Catcha later, enjoy your sudoku xx I fecked it up ffs Tut....hate it when that happens.... I'm buying one of those fecking pencils with a rubber on it ffs " Ooh good idea...do they still do them! | |||
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"She bounced out again! " She getting as elusive as paul | |||
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"She bounced out again! She getting as elusive as paul " Hmmm.....what's going on..... | |||
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"Well off to run a bath and do a sudoko. .catch you later sami xx Catcha later, enjoy your sudoku xx I fecked it up ffs Tut....hate it when that happens.... I'm buying one of those fecking pencils with a rubber on it ffs Ooh good idea...do they still do them! " Probably have to buy a fecking pack of 10 ffs | |||
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"Well off to run a bath and do a sudoko. .catch you later sami xx Catcha later, enjoy your sudoku xx I fecked it up ffs Tut....hate it when that happens.... I'm buying one of those fecking pencils with a rubber on it ffs Ooh good idea...do they still do them! Probably have to buy a fecking pack of 10 ffs " Haha! | |||
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"She bounced out again! She getting as elusive as paul Hmmm.....what's going on..... " Yeah they were fecking flirting on here last night | |||
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"Well off to run a bath and do a sudoko. .catch you later sami xx Catcha later, enjoy your sudoku xx I fecked it up ffs Tut....hate it when that happens.... I'm buying one of those fecking pencils with a rubber on it ffs Ooh good idea...do they still do them! Probably have to buy a fecking pack of 10 ffs " you can get em in the pound shop | |||
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"She bounced out again! She getting as elusive as paul Hmmm.....what's going on..... Yeah they were fecking flirting on here last night " Yeah, so I see.... | |||
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"She bounced out again! She getting as elusive as paul Hmmm.....what's going on..... Yeah they were fecking flirting on here last night " wernt | |||
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"Well off to run a bath and do a sudoko. .catch you later sami xx Catcha later, enjoy your sudoku xx I fecked it up ffs Tut....hate it when that happens.... I'm buying one of those fecking pencils with a rubber on it ffs Ooh good idea...do they still do them! Probably have to buy a fecking pack of 10 ffs you can get em in the pound shop " Oh!...there you are.... | |||
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"She bounced out again! She getting as elusive as paul Hmmm.....what's going on..... Yeah they were fecking flirting on here last night wernt" | |||
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"i had supper ready and had no shows might report the buggers " Yep, REPORT REPORT REPORT! | |||
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"i had supper ready and had no shows might report the buggers Yep, REPORT REPORT REPORT! " toodles off may i report samis mistress and gen guy please | |||
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"i had supper ready and had no shows might report the buggers " Co's you spiked my latte | |||
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"i had supper ready and had no shows might report the buggers Yep, REPORT REPORT REPORT! toodles off may i report samis mistress and gen guy please" Haha wozn't me Ok catcha all later, off to gloss the kitchen! | |||
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"She bounced out again! She getting as elusive as paul Hmmm.....what's going on..... Yeah they were fecking flirting on here last night wernt" Agrees | |||
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"i had supper ready and had no shows might report the buggers Yep, REPORT REPORT REPORT! toodles off may i report samis mistress and gen guy please Haha wozn't me Ok catcha all later, off to gloss the kitchen! " Laters sami xx | |||
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"She bounced out again! She getting as elusive as paul Hmmm.....what's going on..... Yeah they were fecking flirting on here last night wernt Agrees " Don't believe you's nah nah nah nah nah | |||
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"She bounced out again! She getting as elusive as paul Hmmm.....what's going on..... Yeah they were fecking flirting on here last night wernt Agrees " morning stud | |||
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"She bounced out again! She getting as elusive as paul Hmmm.....what's going on..... Yeah they were fecking flirting on here last night wernt Agrees morning stud " See | |||
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"She bounced out again! She getting as elusive as paul Hmmm.....what's going on..... Yeah they were fecking flirting on here last night wernt Agrees morning stud See " what | |||
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"She bounced out again! She getting as elusive as paul Hmmm.....what's going on..... Yeah they were fecking flirting on here last night wernt Agrees morning stud See what" Don't act all innocent with me. ..you know what with the fluttering eyes | |||
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"She bounced out again! She getting as elusive as paul Hmmm.....what's going on..... Yeah they were fecking flirting on here last night wernt Agrees morning stud See what Don't act all innocent with me. ..you know what with the fluttering eyes " not my fault i had a eyelash in me eye | |||
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"She bounced out again! She getting as elusive as paul Hmmm.....what's going on..... Yeah they were fecking flirting on here last night wernt Agrees morning stud See what Don't act all innocent with me. ..you know what with the fluttering eyes not my fault i had a eyelash in me eye" All fecking four of them? | |||
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"She bounced out again! She getting as elusive as paul Hmmm.....what's going on..... Yeah they were fecking flirting on here last night wernt Agrees morning stud See what Don't act all innocent with me. ..you know what with the fluttering eyes not my fault i had a eyelash in me eye All fecking four of them? " how you work that out | |||
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"She bounced out again! She getting as elusive as paul Hmmm.....what's going on..... Yeah they were fecking flirting on here last night wernt Agrees morning stud See what Don't act all innocent with me. ..you know what with the fluttering eyes not my fault i had a eyelash in me eye All fecking four of them? how you work that out" Look up ^^ | |||
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"She bounced out again! She getting as elusive as paul Hmmm.....what's going on..... Yeah they were fecking flirting on here last night wernt Agrees morning stud See what Don't act all innocent with me. ..you know what with the fluttering eyes not my fault i had a eyelash in me eye All fecking four of them? how you work that out Look up ^^" can see a cobweb | |||
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"We are awaiting your cullereny skills sami" Tut...nobody told me it was my turn...thought Mistress was doing that chicken thingy tonight.... | |||
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"We are awaiting your cullereny skills sami Tut...nobody told me it was my turn...thought Mistress was doing that chicken thingy tonight.... " think shes conked | |||
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"We are awaiting your cullereny skills sami Tut...nobody told me it was my turn...thought Mistress was doing that chicken thingy tonight.... " Good job I did myself some tea or I'd be loosing some of the 7kg I've worked so hard to put on over the last 2 months | |||
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"We are awaiting your cullereny skills sami Tut...nobody told me it was my turn...thought Mistress was doing that chicken thingy tonight.... Good job I did myself some tea or I'd be loosing some of the 7kg I've worked so hard to put on over the last 2 months " what did you have | |||
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"We are awaiting your cullereny skills sami Tut...nobody told me it was my turn...thought Mistress was doing that chicken thingy tonight.... Good job I did myself some tea or I'd be loosing some of the 7kg I've worked so hard to put on over the last 2 months what did you have" Chinese stir fry chicken | |||
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"We are awaiting your cullereny skills sami Tut...nobody told me it was my turn...thought Mistress was doing that chicken thingy tonight.... Good job I did myself some tea or I'd be loosing some of the 7kg I've worked so hard to put on over the last 2 months what did you have Chinese stir fry chicken" mmmmmm | |||
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"We are awaiting your cullereny skills sami Tut...nobody told me it was my turn...thought Mistress was doing that chicken thingy tonight.... think shes conked " Tut....bloody Norah...... | |||
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"We are awaiting your cullereny skills sami Tut...nobody told me it was my turn...thought Mistress was doing that chicken thingy tonight.... Good job I did myself some tea or I'd be loosing some of the 7kg I've worked so hard to put on over the last 2 months " You're a star..well done you Pauley xx | |||
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"We are awaiting your cullereny skills sami Tut...nobody told me it was my turn...thought Mistress was doing that chicken thingy tonight.... Good job I did myself some tea or I'd be loosing some of the 7kg I've worked so hard to put on over the last 2 months what did you have Chinese stir fry chicken" Mmm...sounds lovely | |||
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"We are awaiting your cullereny skills sami Tut...nobody told me it was my turn...thought Mistress was doing that chicken thingy tonight.... Good job I did myself some tea or I'd be loosing some of the 7kg I've worked so hard to put on over the last 2 months what did you have Chinese stir fry chicken mmmmmm" Only the frozen bags from Heron with added cheap popcorn chicken, seems pointless cooking from seperate ingredients just for me | |||
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"We are awaiting your cullereny skills sami Tut...nobody told me it was my turn...thought Mistress was doing that chicken thingy tonight.... Good job I did myself some tea or I'd be loosing some of the 7kg I've worked so hard to put on over the last 2 months You're a star..well done you Pauley xx" At a kilo a week average I'll soon be a planet not a star | |||
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"well you can add me paul" Invite sent | |||
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"We are awaiting your cullereny skills sami Tut...nobody told me it was my turn...thought Mistress was doing that chicken thingy tonight.... Good job I did myself some tea or I'd be loosing some of the 7kg I've worked so hard to put on over the last 2 months what did you have Chinese stir fry chicken mmmmmm Only the frozen bags from Heron with added cheap popcorn chicken, seems pointless cooking from seperate ingredients just for me " Quite right | |||
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"We are awaiting your cullereny skills sami Tut...nobody told me it was my turn...thought Mistress was doing that chicken thingy tonight.... Good job I did myself some tea or I'd be loosing some of the 7kg I've worked so hard to put on over the last 2 months You're a star..well done you Pauley xx At a kilo a week average I'll soon be a planet not a star " Haha! Love it! | |||
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"well you can add me paul Invite sent " accepted | |||
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"well you can add me paul Invite sent accepted " Thank you miss _oddy I shall go per...peruse your pics | |||
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"well you can add me paul Invite sent accepted Thank you miss _oddy I shall go per...peruse your pics " cheeky | |||
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"Mistress conked early tonight Voddy, hope she's alright." i know | |||
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"Mistress conked early tonight Voddy, hope she's alright.i know" Maybe she had a long sudoku to do? | |||
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"Mistress conked early tonight Voddy, hope she's alright.i know Maybe she had a long sudoku to do? " or has to keep sharpening her pencil | |||
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"Mistress conked early tonight Voddy, hope she's alright.i know Maybe she had a long sudoku to do? or has to keep sharpening her pencil" She was going to get a pencil with a rubber on it, coz she kept making a balls up of it! | |||
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"Mistress conked early tonight Voddy, hope she's alright.i know Maybe she had a long sudoku to do? or has to keep sharpening her pencil She was going to get a pencil with a rubber on it, coz she kept making a balls up of it! " sounds bout right | |||
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"Mistress conked early tonight Voddy, hope she's alright.i know Maybe she had a long sudoku to do? or has to keep sharpening her pencil She was going to get a pencil with a rubber on it, coz she kept making a balls up of it! sounds bout right " **waves to Voddy** | |||
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"No fecking trains grrr" Oh dear, why? | |||
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"No fecking trains grrr Oh dear, why? " railworks again | |||
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"No fecking trains grrr Oh dear, why? railworks again" Trains are so unreliable. We were in London couple of months ago, got to kings cross and they'd cancelled all trains to our area, no contingency arrangements. | |||
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"Just a quick one to say good afternoon and hopefully things will be better this evening " Afternoon, I hope so!xx | |||
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"Good evening " curtzies evening | |||
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"Good evening curtzies evening " You've no fecking dress on to curtsey with ffs | |||
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"Good evening curtzies evening You've no fecking dress on to curtsey with ffs " how do you know | |||
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"Good evening curtzies evening You've no fecking dress on to curtsey with ffs how do you know " My eyes are everywhere | |||
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"Good evening curtzies evening You've no fecking dress on to curtsey with ffs how do you know My eyes are everywhere " so what is sami wearing | |||
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"Good evening curtzies evening You've no fecking dress on to curtsey with ffs how do you know My eyes are everywhere so what is sami wearing" Frock..... | |||
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"Good evening curtzies evening You've no fecking dress on to curtsey with ffs how do you know My eyes are everywhere so what is sami wearing" A curtain but I bet she says a frock | |||
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"Good evening curtzies evening You've no fecking dress on to curtsey with ffs how do you know My eyes are everywhere so what is sami wearing Frock..... " Oh hi sami | |||
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"Good evening curtzies evening You've no fecking dress on to curtsey with ffs how do you know My eyes are everywhere so what is sami wearing A curtain but I bet she says a frock" It's a curtain frock.... | |||
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"Good evening curtzies evening You've no fecking dress on to curtsey with ffs how do you know My eyes are everywhere so what is sami wearing Frock..... Oh hi sami " | |||
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"Good evening curtzies evening You've no fecking dress on to curtsey with ffs how do you know My eyes are everywhere so what is sami wearing A curtain but I bet she says a frock It's a curtain frock.... " Don't wear it to go to the doctors ffs | |||
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"Good evening curtzies evening You've no fecking dress on to curtsey with ffs how do you know My eyes are everywhere so what is sami wearing A curtain but I bet she says a frock It's a curtain frock.... Don't wear it to go to the doctors ffs " Well he won't have to pull the curtain round, I'll have my own!... | |||
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"Good evening curtzies evening You've no fecking dress on to curtsey with ffs how do you know My eyes are everywhere so what is sami wearing A curtain but I bet she says a frock It's a curtain frock.... Don't wear it to go to the doctors ffs Well he won't have to pull the curtain round, I'll have my own!... " errr darling sami its a net curtain your be showing ya floof to all and sundry | |||
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"Good evening curtzies evening You've no fecking dress on to curtsey with ffs how do you know My eyes are everywhere so what is sami wearing A curtain but I bet she says a frock It's a curtain frock.... Don't wear it to go to the doctors ffs Well he won't have to pull the curtain round, I'll have my own!... " Nah you'll get no help off the fecker...he'll just tell you to pull yourself together ffs | |||
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"Good evening curtzies evening You've no fecking dress on to curtsey with ffs how do you know My eyes are everywhere so what is sami wearing A curtain but I bet she says a frock It's a curtain frock.... Don't wear it to go to the doctors ffs Well he won't have to pull the curtain round, I'll have my own!... errr darling sami its a net curtain your be showing ya floof to all and sundry " I'll have to borrer some knickers off someone...... | |||
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"Good evening curtzies evening You've no fecking dress on to curtsey with ffs how do you know My eyes are everywhere so what is sami wearing A curtain but I bet she says a frock It's a curtain frock.... Don't wear it to go to the doctors ffs Well he won't have to pull the curtain round, I'll have my own!... Nah you'll get no help off the fecker...he'll just tell you to pull yourself together ffs " Haha! | |||
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"Good evening curtzies evening You've no fecking dress on to curtsey with ffs how do you know My eyes are everywhere so what is sami wearing A curtain but I bet she says a frock It's a curtain frock.... Don't wear it to go to the doctors ffs Well he won't have to pull the curtain round, I'll have my own!... errr darling sami its a net curtain your be showing ya floof to all and sundry I'll have to borrer some knickers off someone...... " bit late for them everybodys seen it including the person your doing the very secret job for | |||
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"Good evening curtzies evening You've no fecking dress on to curtsey with ffs how do you know My eyes are everywhere so what is sami wearing A curtain but I bet she says a frock It's a curtain frock.... Don't wear it to go to the doctors ffs Well he won't have to pull the curtain round, I'll have my own!... errr darling sami its a net curtain your be showing ya floof to all and sundry I'll have to borrer some knickers off someone...... " Not me silky's Ere ave the cotton ones | |||
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"Good evening curtzies evening You've no fecking dress on to curtsey with ffs how do you know My eyes are everywhere so what is sami wearing A curtain but I bet she says a frock It's a curtain frock.... Don't wear it to go to the doctors ffs Well he won't have to pull the curtain round, I'll have my own!... errr darling sami its a net curtain your be showing ya floof to all and sundry I'll have to borrer some knickers off someone...... bit late for them everybodys seen it including the person your doing the very secret job for" Not that secret...even I've heard what she's upto | |||
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"Good evening curtzies evening You've no fecking dress on to curtsey with ffs how do you know My eyes are everywhere so what is sami wearing A curtain but I bet she says a frock It's a curtain frock.... Don't wear it to go to the doctors ffs Well he won't have to pull the curtain round, I'll have my own!... errr darling sami its a net curtain your be showing ya floof to all and sundry I'll have to borrer some knickers off someone...... Not me silky's Ere ave the cotton ones " But I don't like thongs..... | |||
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"Good evening curtzies evening You've no fecking dress on to curtsey with ffs how do you know My eyes are everywhere so what is sami wearing A curtain but I bet she says a frock It's a curtain frock.... Don't wear it to go to the doctors ffs Well he won't have to pull the curtain round, I'll have my own!... errr darling sami its a net curtain your be showing ya floof to all and sundry I'll have to borrer some knickers off someone...... bit late for them everybodys seen it including the person your doing the very secret job for Not that secret...even I've heard what she's upto " It must be very secret, even I don't know what it is! | |||
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"Good evening curtzies evening You've no fecking dress on to curtsey with ffs how do you know My eyes are everywhere so what is sami wearing A curtain but I bet she says a frock It's a curtain frock.... Don't wear it to go to the doctors ffs Well he won't have to pull the curtain round, I'll have my own!... errr darling sami its a net curtain your be showing ya floof to all and sundry I'll have to borrer some knickers off someone...... bit late for them everybodys seen it including the person your doing the very secret job for Not that secret...even I've heard what she's upto " wonders if his cutains are ginger like his head | |||
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"Good evening curtzies evening You've no fecking dress on to curtsey with ffs how do you know My eyes are everywhere so what is sami wearing A curtain but I bet she says a frock It's a curtain frock.... Don't wear it to go to the doctors ffs Well he won't have to pull the curtain round, I'll have my own!... errr darling sami its a net curtain your be showing ya floof to all and sundry I'll have to borrer some knickers off someone...... Not me silky's Ere ave the cotton ones But I don't like thongs..... " Nah they are full uns. ..you can fit a fiver in em | |||
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"Good evening curtzies evening You've no fecking dress on to curtsey with ffs how do you know My eyes are everywhere so what is sami wearing A curtain but I bet she says a frock It's a curtain frock.... Don't wear it to go to the doctors ffs Well he won't have to pull the curtain round, I'll have my own!... errr darling sami its a net curtain your be showing ya floof to all and sundry I'll have to borrer some knickers off someone...... bit late for them everybodys seen it including the person your doing the very secret job for Not that secret...even I've heard what she's upto wonders if his cutains are ginger like his head" Don't do ginger | |||
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"Good evening curtzies evening You've no fecking dress on to curtsey with ffs how do you know My eyes are everywhere so what is sami wearing A curtain but I bet she says a frock It's a curtain frock.... Don't wear it to go to the doctors ffs Well he won't have to pull the curtain round, I'll have my own!... errr darling sami its a net curtain your be showing ya floof to all and sundry I'll have to borrer some knickers off someone...... bit late for them everybodys seen it including the person your doing the very secret job for Not that secret...even I've heard what she's upto It must be very secret, even I don't know what it is! " I'm sure _oddy will enlighten you | |||
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"Good evening curtzies evening You've no fecking dress on to curtsey with ffs how do you know My eyes are everywhere so what is sami wearing A curtain but I bet she says a frock It's a curtain frock.... Don't wear it to go to the doctors ffs Well he won't have to pull the curtain round, I'll have my own!... errr darling sami its a net curtain your be showing ya floof to all and sundry I'll have to borrer some knickers off someone...... Not me silky's Ere ave the cotton ones But I don't like thongs..... Nah they are full uns. ..you can fit a fiver in em " They'll do.... | |||
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"Good evening curtzies evening You've no fecking dress on to curtsey with ffs how do you know My eyes are everywhere so what is sami wearing A curtain but I bet she says a frock It's a curtain frock.... Don't wear it to go to the doctors ffs Well he won't have to pull the curtain round, I'll have my own!... errr darling sami its a net curtain your be showing ya floof to all and sundry I'll have to borrer some knickers off someone...... bit late for them everybodys seen it including the person your doing the very secret job for Not that secret...even I've heard what she's upto It must be very secret, even I don't know what it is! I'm sure _oddy will enlighten you" I'm sure she will at some point... | |||
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"Good evening curtzies evening You've no fecking dress on to curtsey with ffs how do you know My eyes are everywhere so what is sami wearing A curtain but I bet she says a frock It's a curtain frock.... Don't wear it to go to the doctors ffs Well he won't have to pull the curtain round, I'll have my own!... errr darling sami its a net curtain your be showing ya floof to all and sundry I'll have to borrer some knickers off someone...... bit late for them everybodys seen it including the person your doing the very secret job for Not that secret...even I've heard what she's upto It must be very secret, even I don't know what it is! I'm sure _oddy will enlighten you I'm sure she will at some point... " I think its something to do with Agatha Christie....I'm certain she mentioned miss Marple | |||
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"well i along with the rest of the world cant wait to see your stunning creation next month sami " 60 minute makeover? | |||
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"Good evening curtzies evening You've no fecking dress on to curtsey with ffs how do you know My eyes are everywhere so what is sami wearing A curtain but I bet she says a frock It's a curtain frock.... Don't wear it to go to the doctors ffs Well he won't have to pull the curtain round, I'll have my own!... errr darling sami its a net curtain your be showing ya floof to all and sundry I'll have to borrer some knickers off someone...... bit late for them everybodys seen it including the person your doing the very secret job for Not that secret...even I've heard what she's upto It must be very secret, even I don't know what it is! I'm sure _oddy will enlighten you I'm sure she will at some point... I think its something to do with Agatha Christie....I'm certain she mentioned miss Marple " agatha christies family lived in my village in fact the house is now a n/h | |||
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"well i along with the rest of the world cant wait to see your stunning creation next month sami 60 minute makeover?" ud eat peter andre | |||
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"Good evening curtzies evening You've no fecking dress on to curtsey with ffs how do you know My eyes are everywhere so what is sami wearing A curtain but I bet she says a frock It's a curtain frock.... Don't wear it to go to the doctors ffs Well he won't have to pull the curtain round, I'll have my own!... errr darling sami its a net curtain your be showing ya floof to all and sundry I'll have to borrer some knickers off someone...... bit late for them everybodys seen it including the person your doing the very secret job for Not that secret...even I've heard what she's upto It must be very secret, even I don't know what it is! I'm sure _oddy will enlighten you I'm sure she will at some point... I think its something to do with Agatha Christie....I'm certain she mentioned miss Marple " Yeah she's actually my twin sister | |||
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"well i along with the rest of the world cant wait to see your stunning creation next month sami 60 minute makeover?ud eat peter andre" Me too....mysterious girl...... | |||
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"Good evening curtzies evening You've no fecking dress on to curtsey with ffs how do you know My eyes are everywhere so what is sami wearing A curtain but I bet she says a frock It's a curtain frock.... Don't wear it to go to the doctors ffs Well he won't have to pull the curtain round, I'll have my own!... errr darling sami its a net curtain your be showing ya floof to all and sundry I'll have to borrer some knickers off someone...... bit late for them everybodys seen it including the person your doing the very secret job for Not that secret...even I've heard what she's upto It must be very secret, even I don't know what it is! I'm sure _oddy will enlighten you I'm sure she will at some point... I think its something to do with Agatha Christie....I'm certain she mentioned miss Marple " markle not marple ye gods get it right | |||
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"Good evening curtzies evening You've no fecking dress on to curtsey with ffs how do you know My eyes are everywhere so what is sami wearing A curtain but I bet she says a frock It's a curtain frock.... Don't wear it to go to the doctors ffs Well he won't have to pull the curtain round, I'll have my own!... errr darling sami its a net curtain your be showing ya floof to all and sundry I'll have to borrer some knickers off someone...... bit late for them everybodys seen it including the person your doing the very secret job for Not that secret...even I've heard what she's upto It must be very secret, even I don't know what it is! I'm sure _oddy will enlighten you I'm sure she will at some point... I think its something to do with Agatha Christie....I'm certain she mentioned miss Marple markle not marple ye gods get it right" Aw yeah that's the fecker | |||
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"Good evening curtzies evening You've no fecking dress on to curtsey with ffs how do you know My eyes are everywhere so what is sami wearing A curtain but I bet she says a frock It's a curtain frock.... Don't wear it to go to the doctors ffs Well he won't have to pull the curtain round, I'll have my own!... errr darling sami its a net curtain your be showing ya floof to all and sundry I'll have to borrer some knickers off someone...... bit late for them everybodys seen it including the person your doing the very secret job for Not that secret...even I've heard what she's upto It must be very secret, even I don't know what it is! I'm sure _oddy will enlighten you I'm sure she will at some point... I think its something to do with Agatha Christie....I'm certain she mentioned miss Marple markle not marple ye gods get it right" No I'm not making the wedding dress, I've run out of curtains | |||
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"Good evening curtzies evening You've no fecking dress on to curtsey with ffs how do you know My eyes are everywhere so what is sami wearing A curtain but I bet she says a frock It's a curtain frock.... Don't wear it to go to the doctors ffs Well he won't have to pull the curtain round, I'll have my own!... errr darling sami its a net curtain your be showing ya floof to all and sundry I'll have to borrer some knickers off someone...... bit late for them everybodys seen it including the person your doing the very secret job for Not that secret...even I've heard what she's upto It must be very secret, even I don't know what it is! I'm sure _oddy will enlighten you I'm sure she will at some point... I think its something to do with Agatha Christie....I'm certain she mentioned miss Marple markle not marple ye gods get it right No I'm not making the wedding dress, I've run out of curtains " its ok ur secret is safe with us | |||
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"lmao berts bouncing all over daughter wanting to play fetch" I DO hope Bert is a dog | |||
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"lmao berts bouncing all over daughter wanting to play fetch I DO hope Bert is a dog " nope my puddytat | |||
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"lmao berts bouncing all over daughter wanting to play fetch" Aah we love Bert | |||
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"lmao berts bouncing all over daughter wanting to play fetch I DO hope Bert is a dog nope my puddytat" At least it's not a bloke | |||
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"and i know who the maid of dishoner is" Hope she's not wearing the goth outfit | |||
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"lmao berts bouncing all over daughter wanting to play fetch I DO hope Bert is a dog nope my puddytat At least it's not a bloke " Eenie weenie! Howz you, good weekend? | |||
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"Feck me....even I've lost the plot now. What fecking chance has any newcomers ffs " I'm gathering I'm the maid of honour at Harry and Meghan's wedding next month and you're the maid of dishonour | |||
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"Feck me....even I've lost the plot now. What fecking chance has any newcomers ffs I'm gathering I'm the maid of honour at Harry and Meghan's wedding next month and you're the maid of dishonour " Feck that down south....to fecking far for me to go | |||
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"lmao berts bouncing all over daughter wanting to play fetch I DO hope Bert is a dog nope my puddytat At least it's not a bloke Eenie weenie! Howz you, good weekend? " Seen lots of the inside of a hospital but otherwise not too bad thanks... Yours? x | |||
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"**Twirls in and waves** Does anyone have cookies? " I've got miracles | |||
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"Feck me....even I've lost the plot now. What fecking chance has any newcomers ffs I'm gathering I'm the maid of honour at Harry and Meghan's wedding next month and you're the maid of dishonour Feck that down south....to fecking far for me to go " There'll be some nice grub there! | |||
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"**Twirls in and waves** Does anyone have cookies? " *waves* back no, cookies all gone | |||
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"Feck me....even I've lost the plot now. What fecking chance has any newcomers ffs I'm gathering I'm the maid of honour at Harry and Meghan's wedding next month and you're the maid of dishonour Feck that down south....to fecking far for me to go There'll be some nice grub there! " Fecking chippy is just across the road | |||
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"lmao berts bouncing all over daughter wanting to play fetch I DO hope Bert is a dog nope my puddytat At least it's not a bloke Eenie weenie! Howz you, good weekend? Seen lots of the inside of a hospital but otherwise not too bad thanks... Yours? x" Oh dear, bless you. Yes not so bad, thank you. | |||
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"**Twirls in and waves** Does anyone have cookies? I've got miracles " I believe in them.... | |||
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"Feck me....even I've lost the plot now. What fecking chance has any newcomers ffs I'm gathering I'm the maid of honour at Harry and Meghan's wedding next month and you're the maid of dishonour Feck that down south....to fecking far for me to go There'll be some nice grub there! Fecking chippy is just across the road " They do nice lattes | |||
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"**Twirls in and waves** Does anyone have cookies? I've got miracles I believe in them.... " Have I mentioned them? They are fecking lovely | |||
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"**Twirls in and waves** Does anyone have cookies? I've got miracles I believe in them.... Have I mentioned them? They are fecking lovely " Are they sweets? | |||
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"Feck me....even I've lost the plot now. What fecking chance has any newcomers ffs I'm gathering I'm the maid of honour at Harry and Meghan's wedding next month and you're the maid of dishonour Feck that down south....to fecking far for me to go So does the machine in my kitchen There'll be some nice grub there! Fecking chippy is just across the road They do nice lattes " | |||
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"Feck me....even I've lost the plot now. What fecking chance has any newcomers ffs I'm gathering I'm the maid of honour at Harry and Meghan's wedding next month and you're the maid of dishonour Feck that down south....to fecking far for me to go So does the machine in my kitchen There'll be some nice grub there! Fecking chippy is just across the road They do nice lattes " Tempted?... | |||
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"**Twirls in and waves** Does anyone have cookies? I've got miracles I believe in them.... Have I mentioned them? They are fecking lovely Are they sweets? " Same as minstrels but a third of the price | |||
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"**Twirls in and waves** Does anyone have cookies? I've got miracles I believe in them.... Have I mentioned them? They are fecking lovely Are they sweets? Same as minstrels but a third of the price " That's what I thought! Mmmm.... | |||
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"Feck me....even I've lost the plot now. What fecking chance has any newcomers ffs I'm gathering I'm the maid of honour at Harry and Meghan's wedding next month and you're the maid of dishonour Feck that down south....to fecking far for me to go There'll be some nice grub there! Fecking chippy is just across the road They do nice lattes So does the machine in my kitchen Tempted?... " Should have read like that ffs | |||
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"Feck me....even I've lost the plot now. What fecking chance has any newcomers ffs I'm gathering I'm the maid of honour at Harry and Meghan's wedding next month and you're the maid of dishonour Feck that down south....to fecking far for me to go " thought they were sending transport for you | |||
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"Feck me....even I've lost the plot now. What fecking chance has any newcomers ffs I'm gathering I'm the maid of honour at Harry and Meghan's wedding next month and you're the maid of dishonour Feck that down south....to fecking far for me to go There'll be some nice grub there! Fecking chippy is just across the road They do nice lattes So does the machine in my kitchen Tempted?... Should have read like that ffs " | |||
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"**Twirls in and waves** Does anyone have cookies? I've got miracles " Ohhhhh can I have one? | |||
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"**Twirls in and waves** Does anyone have cookies? *waves* back no, cookies all gone " Do you eat them all? | |||
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"Feck me....even I've lost the plot now. What fecking chance has any newcomers ffs I'm gathering I'm the maid of honour at Harry and Meghan's wedding next month and you're the maid of dishonour Feck that down south....to fecking far for me to go thought they were sending transport for you" Yes and Harry said we could kip down in his pad, in KP, coz he'll be on honeymoon | |||
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"**Twirls in and waves** Does anyone have cookies? *waves* back no, cookies all gone Do you eat them all?" passes _nitter some special muffins | |||
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"Feck me....even I've lost the plot now. What fecking chance has any newcomers ffs I'm gathering I'm the maid of honour at Harry and Meghan's wedding next month and you're the maid of dishonour Feck that down south....to fecking far for me to go thought they were sending transport for you Yes and Harry said we could kip down in his pad, in KP, coz he'll be on honeymoon " in whitby | |||
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"Feck me....even I've lost the plot now. What fecking chance has any newcomers ffs I'm gathering I'm the maid of honour at Harry and Meghan's wedding next month and you're the maid of dishonour Feck that down south....to fecking far for me to go thought they were sending transport for you" Yeah the men in white coats is the only free transport for us lot | |||
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"**Twirls in and waves** Does anyone have cookies? *waves* back no, cookies all gone Do you eat them all?" Not me _nitter, they were all gone when I got here....just crumbs left! | |||
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