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Surely there must be a sexually deviant , Pooch loving , slightly geeky , horror film loving , bike riding , travel loving , curvy, curry eating , red wine drinking , West Ham supporting girl on here somewhere . It's not too much to ask is it ??  |
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"Surely there must be a sexually deviant , Pooch loving , slightly geeky , horror film loving , bike riding , travel loving , curvy, curry eating , red wine drinking , West Ham supporting girl on here somewhere . It's not too much to ask is it ?? "
Fuck fuck fuckity fuck I don't fit you criteria xd |
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"Surely there must be a sexually deviant , Pooch loving , slightly geeky , horror film loving , bike riding , travel loving , curvy, curry eating , red wine drinking , West Ham supporting girl on here somewhere . It's not too much to ask is it ??
Fuck fuck fuckity fuck I don't fit you criteria xd"
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"Yeah but I don't meet smokers.
I gave up 3 days ago honest
Yeah and I'm curvy...honest. To be honest I don't fit any of your criteria.
There's a lot of honesty there."
Yes that is me !! But it is tongue in cheek lol!! |
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"Yeah but I don't meet smokers.
I gave up 3 days ago honest
Yeah and I'm curvy...honest. To be honest I don't fit any of your criteria.
There's a lot of honesty there. Yes that is me !! But it is tongue in cheek lol!!"
I know,if I used emojis I'd put a wanky face. Winky,winky face. |
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"Yeah but I don't meet smokers.
I gave up 3 days ago honest
Yeah and I'm curvy...honest. To be honest I don't fit any of your criteria.
There's a lot of honesty there. Yes that is me !! But it is tongue in cheek lol!!
I know,if I used emojis I'd put a wanky face. Winky,winky face."
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"I can fit 7 of them will that do xx That depends which 7 . Some of them are deal breakers "
Not bike riding or red wine drinking and certainly not that other shite thing you added xx |
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"I can fit 7 of them will that do xx That depends which 7 . Some of them are deal breakers
Not bike riding or red wine drinking and certainly not that other shite thing you added xx"
Well you will have to ride me then . But you must convert to the other shite |
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"I can fit 7 of them will that do xx That depends which 7 . Some of them are deal breakers
Not bike riding or red wine drinking and certainly not that other shite thing you added xx Well you will have to ride me then . But you must convert to the other shite "
I will ride you lots but refuse to convert xc |
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"I can fit 7 of them will that do xx That depends which 7 . Some of them are deal breakers
Not bike riding or red wine drinking and certainly not that other shite thing you added xx Well you will have to ride me then . But you must convert to the other shite
I will ride you lots but refuse to convert xc"
Well it better be good then |
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"I can fit 7 of them will that do xx That depends which 7 . Some of them are deal breakers
Not bike riding or red wine drinking and certainly not that other shite thing you added xx Well you will have to ride me then . But you must convert to the other shite
I will ride you lots but refuse to convert xc Well it better be good then "
It will be better than good xx |
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"I can fit 7 of them will that do xx That depends which 7 . Some of them are deal breakers
Not bike riding or red wine drinking and certainly not that other shite thing you added xx Well you will have to ride me then . But you must convert to the other shite
I will ride you lots but refuse to convert xc Well it better be good then
It will be better than good xx"
It will have to be |
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over a year ago
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"Surely there must be a sexually deviant , Pooch loving , slightly geeky , horror film loving , bike riding , travel loving , curvy, curry eating , red wine drinking , West Ham supporting girl on here somewhere . It's not too much to ask is it ?? "
I don't drink wine or support a football team. |
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"I can fit 7 of them will that do xx That depends which 7 . Some of them are deal breakers
Not bike riding or red wine drinking and certainly not that other shite thing you added xx Well you will have to ride me then . But you must convert to the other shite
I will ride you lots but refuse to convert xc Well it better be good then
It will be better than good xx It will have to be "
Are you doubting my skills Mr x |
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"Surely there must be a sexually deviant , Pooch loving , slightly geeky , horror film loving , bike riding , travel loving , curvy, curry eating , red wine drinking , West Ham supporting girl on here somewhere . It's not too much to ask is it ??
I don't drink wine or support a football team."
Damn . So Close |
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"I can fit 7 of them will that do xx That depends which 7 . Some of them are deal breakers
Not bike riding or red wine drinking and certainly not that other shite thing you added xx Well you will have to ride me then . But you must convert to the other shite
I will ride you lots but refuse to convert xc Well it better be good then
It will be better than good xx It will have to be
Are you doubting my skills Mr x"
Never Kat  xx |
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"I can fit 7 of them will that do xx That depends which 7 . Some of them are deal breakers
Not bike riding or red wine drinking and certainly not that other shite thing you added xx Well you will have to ride me then . But you must convert to the other shite
I will ride you lots but refuse to convert xc Well it better be good then
It will be better than good xx It will have to be
Are you doubting my skills Mr x Never Kat xx"
Good man xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Surely there must be a sexually deviant , Pooch loving , slightly geeky , horror film loving , bike riding , travel loving , curvy, curry eating , red wine drinking , West Ham supporting girl on here somewhere . It's not too much to ask is it ?? "
Had me until the red wine drinking, West Ham supporter  |
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"Surely there must be a sexually deviant , Pooch loving , slightly geeky , horror film loving , bike riding , travel loving , curvy, curry eating , red wine drinking , West Ham supporting girl on here somewhere . It's not too much to ask is it ??
Had me until the red wine drinking, West Ham supporter "
Even closer. I was almost down on one knee |
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"Surely there must be a sexually deviant , Pooch loving , slightly geeky , horror film loving , bike riding , travel loving , curvy, curry eating , red wine drinking , West Ham supporting girl on here somewhere . It's not too much to ask is it ??
Had me until the red wine drinking, West Ham supporter Even closer. I was almost down on one knee "
And I’m a bit more than ‘slightly geeky’ I’m afraid 
I have four dogs though! |
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"Surely there must be a sexually deviant , Pooch loving , slightly geeky , horror film loving , bike riding , travel loving , curvy, curry eating , red wine drinking , West Ham supporting girl on here somewhere . It's not too much to ask is it ??
Had me until the red wine drinking, West Ham supporter Even closer. I was almost down on one knee
And I’m a bit more than ‘slightly geeky’ I’m afraid
I have four dogs though! "
Cool. We'll just get engaged then and see what happens |
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"I can fit 7 of them will that do xx That depends which 7 . Some of them are deal breakers
Not bike riding or red wine drinking and certainly not that other shite thing you added xx Well you will have to ride me then . But you must convert to the other shite
I will ride you lots but refuse to convert xc Well it better be good then
It will be better than good xx It will have to be
Are you doubting my skills Mr x Never Kat xx
Good man xx"
Aren't I always |
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"I can fit 7 of them will that do xx That depends which 7 . Some of them are deal breakers
Not bike riding or red wine drinking and certainly not that other shite thing you added xx Well you will have to ride me then . But you must convert to the other shite
I will ride you lots but refuse to convert xc Well it better be good then
It will be better than good xx It will have to be
Are you doubting my skills Mr x Never Kat xx
Good man xx Aren't I always "
Your a sweetie xx |
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"I can fit 7 of them will that do xx That depends which 7 . Some of them are deal breakers
Not bike riding or red wine drinking and certainly not that other shite thing you added xx Well you will have to ride me then . But you must convert to the other shite
I will ride you lots but refuse to convert xc Well it better be good then
It will be better than good xx It will have to be
Are you doubting my skills Mr x Never Kat xx
Good man xx Aren't I always
Your a sweetie xx"
Not too sweet though |
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"I can fit 7 of them will that do xx That depends which 7 . Some of them are deal breakers
Not bike riding or red wine drinking and certainly not that other shite thing you added xx Well you will have to ride me then . But you must convert to the other shite
I will ride you lots but refuse to convert xc Well it better be good then
It will be better than good xx It will have to be
Are you doubting my skills Mr x Never Kat xx
Good man xx Aren't I always
Your a sweetie xx Not too sweet though "
Ahhhh ok xd |
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"Surely there must be a sexually deviant , Pooch loving , slightly geeky , horror film loving , bike riding , travel loving , curvy, curry eating , red wine drinking , West Ham supporting girl on here somewhere . It's not too much to ask is it ??
Had me until the red wine drinking, West Ham supporter Even closer. I was almost down on one knee
And I’m a bit more than ‘slightly geeky’ I’m afraid
I have four dogs though! Cool. We'll just get engaged then and see what happens "
Don’t know if my husband will be happy about that |
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"Surely there must be a sexually deviant , Pooch loving , slightly geeky , horror film loving , bike riding , travel loving , curvy, curry eating , red wine drinking , West Ham supporting girl on here somewhere . It's not too much to ask is it ?? "
More than slightly geeky and I don't drink wine or care about football.
Sorry to disappoint
~Mia  |
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"Surely there must be a sexually deviant , Pooch loving , slightly geeky , horror film loving , bike riding , travel loving , curvy, curry eating , red wine drinking , West Ham supporting girl on here somewhere . It's not too much to ask is it ?? "
I think u just described me..
With the exception of West Ham obviously - shitty shitty season  |
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"Surely there must be a sexually deviant , Pooch loving , slightly geeky , horror film loving , bike riding , travel loving , curvy, curry eating , red wine drinking , West Ham supporting girl on here somewhere . It's not too much to ask is it ??
Had me until the red wine drinking, West Ham supporter Even closer. I was almost down on one knee
And I’m a bit more than ‘slightly geeky’ I’m afraid
I have four dogs though! Cool. We'll just get engaged then and see what happens
Don’t know if my husband will be happy about that "
Damn and Blast |
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"Surely there must be a sexually deviant , Pooch loving , slightly geeky , horror film loving , bike riding , travel loving , curvy, curry eating , red wine drinking , West Ham supporting girl on here somewhere . It's not too much to ask is it ??
I think u just described me..
With the exception of West Ham obviously - shitty shitty season "
Yes we are shite at the moment but you tick all the other boxes so you're on the shortlist |
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"I meet all the criteria but you're not my type. And I am disagreeable to most so I'm probably not yours either "
You’re far from perfect
And I’m not exactly what you want
But you’d fuckin get it. |
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"I meet all the criteria but you're not my type. And I am disagreeable to most so I'm probably not yours either
You’re far from perfect
And I’m not exactly what you want
But you’d fuckin get it."
Hubby says that to me all the time |
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"Was going so well til you mentioned West Ham  Again so close. I always seem to get unstuck on that part "
Maybe you need to support a better team?
To be fair, anyone who supported Arsenal, West Ham, Chelsea, or Man U would be a deal breaker for me too. |
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"Was going so well til you mentioned West Ham Again so close. I always seem to get unstuck on that part
Maybe you need to support a better team?
To be fair, anyone who supported Arsenal, West Ham, Chelsea, or Man U would be a deal breaker for me too."
Damn it |
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"Surely there must be a sexually deviant , Pooch loving , slightly geeky , horror film loving , bike riding , travel loving , curvy, curry eating , red wine drinking , West Ham supporting girl on here somewhere . It's not too much to ask is it ?? "
There's no such thing, no matter what you likes/dislikes are! |
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"Was going so well til you mentioned West Ham Again so close. I always seem to get unstuck on that part
Maybe you need to support a better team?
To be fair, anyone who supported Arsenal, West Ham, Chelsea, or Man U would be a deal breaker for me too. Damn it "
I hit most of the other criteria too... no red wine or curries though. And I cannot confirm or deny how sexually deviant I am... |
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"Was going so well til you mentioned West Ham Again so close. I always seem to get unstuck on that part
Maybe you need to support a better team?
To be fair, anyone who supported Arsenal, West Ham, Chelsea, or Man U would be a deal breaker for me too. Damn it
I hit most of the other criteria too... no red wine or curries though. And I cannot confirm or deny how sexually deviant I am..."
Well I'd have to find that out myself |
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"Was going so well til you mentioned West Ham Again so close. I always seem to get unstuck on that part
Maybe you need to support a better team?
To be fair, anyone who supported Arsenal, West Ham, Chelsea, or Man U would be a deal breaker for me too. Damn it
I hit most of the other criteria too... no red wine or curries though. And I cannot confirm or deny how sexually deviant I am... Well I'd have to find that out myself "
And I prefer running to cycling. Although love going to cycling events as a supporter (Nocturne etc).
Can we persuade you to change your football team? |
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Not a contender* - but thank you for an opportunity to perve your Gallery - lovely derrierre, duly Fabbed
* Don't do curries/football and you're not in Ireland |
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"Was going so well til you mentioned West Ham Again so close. I always seem to get unstuck on that part
Maybe you need to support a better team?
To be fair, anyone who supported Arsenal, West Ham, Chelsea, or Man U would be a deal breaker for me too. Damn it
I hit most of the other criteria too... no red wine or curries though. And I cannot confirm or deny how sexually deviant I am... Well I'd have to find that out myself
And I prefer running to cycling. Although love going to cycling events as a supporter (Nocturne etc).
Can we persuade you to change your football team?"
Erm ... No lol |
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"Not a contender* - but thank you for an opportunity to perve your Gallery - lovely derrierre, duly Fabbed
* Don't do curries/football and you're not in Ireland"
Damn it lol. Thanks for the fab though xx |
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"Was going so well til you mentioned West Ham Again so close. I always seem to get unstuck on that part
Maybe you need to support a better team?
To be fair, anyone who supported Arsenal, West Ham, Chelsea, or Man U would be a deal breaker for me too. Damn it
I hit most of the other criteria too... no red wine or curries though. And I cannot confirm or deny how sexually deviant I am... Well I'd have to find that out myself
And I prefer running to cycling. Although love going to cycling events as a supporter (Nocturne etc).
Can we persuade you to change your football team? Erm ... No lol "
Oh well, the search continues for you (and you won't get to find out if I am sexually deviant!)  |
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