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"Have sex, it makes me want more " trust you  | |||
"hyperhydrosis. Do whatter now xx "Means I'm a sweaty Betty and choc just sets me off  | |||
"hyperhydrosis. Do whatter now xx
Means I'm a sweaty Betty and choc just sets me off "So the answer is then?? xx | |||
"hyperhydrosis. Do whatter now xx
Means I'm a sweaty Betty and choc just sets me off
So the answer is then?? xx"I would rather give up sex than choc Xx | |||
"hyperhydrosis. Do whatter now xx
Means I'm a sweaty Betty and choc just sets me off "Even the purple ones | |||
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"Smoking, I hate that I smoke... try to give up every year but always seem to end up back on it
"I just gave up giving up and so far ive managed ta stick to it xx  | |||
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"hyperhydrosis. Do whatter now xx
Means I'm a sweaty Betty and choc just sets me off
Even the purple ones "That's what I just had | |||
"hyperhydrosis. Do whatter now xx
Means I'm a sweaty Betty and choc just sets me off
Even the purple ones
That's what I just had "Purple people eater xx | |||
"hyperhydrosis. Do whatter now xx
Means I'm a sweaty Betty and choc just sets me off
Even the purple ones
That's what I just had
Purple people eater xx"It was a 1 eyed 1 horned flying purple people eater 1 eyed 1 horned flying purple people eater ... Showing my age now cheers soapy  | |||
"hyperhydrosis. Do whatter now xx
Means I'm a sweaty Betty and choc just sets me off
Even the purple ones
That's what I just had
Purple people eater xx
It was a 1 eyed 1 horned flying purple people eater 1 eyed 1 horned flying purple people eater ... Showing my age now cheers soapy "Aye me grandad told me about that record xx | |||
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just remember what I said about age | |||
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"Whatever soapy just remember what I said about age "Yeah ya said ya were older than me xx  | |||
"Drink milk. It gripes my stomach, makes me pass the most toxic smelling wind and acts like a laxative. Yet every now and then I'll make myself a banana and vanilla milkshake, knowing it's going to cause my digestive track problems. I have milk, a fruit bowl of bananas and vanilla... "Step away from them all | |||
"Whatever soapy just remember what I said about age
Yeah ya said ya were older than me xx " you bugger that's not what I meant Xx | |||
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"Have sex, it makes me want more "It has the same effect on me for some reason | |||
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"1. Fall in Love 2. Trust People 3. Wind up the locals down the pub 4. Chase badgers 5. Send ridiculous text messages at 3am 6. Drink coffee before I go to bed 7. Pontificate 8. Arrogantly write on the forums 9. Stare at the same 9 profiles everyday 10. Sit here and make up useless lists in the hope that my vacuous and empty life is a figment of an overactive imagination and believe that my comments have a profound impact on the lives of the people that read them. Justifying my undying yearn to be accepted in a "community" ANY "community", even if its one made up of sex maniac's who have become equally devoid of emotion as myself, but kid themselves that they are having "fun" to add meaning to their own life full of dissapointments 11. Forget to take my meds" *Hugs* | |||
"LOL@ Pauly "I am having; A) an emotional crisis B) a Very bad day C) A moment of clarity in what is, in the most part, a life cloudy with pointless dreams and ambitions, 99% of which are unachieveable, because of the beyond ridiculous nature of life itself, which seems to run along the lines of "struggling? Why not struggle some more? Buy new "your life's fucked up" now in 330ml cans". Not tha I would expect any of you to take a blind bit of notice, you are all too bust fapping or fabbing, or time wasting, or genuflecting to te gods/goddess of the forum in the hope that they will "lol" an approval at you And you LOL at me? I despair..... | |||
" What do you do on a regular basis but know you shouldn't because of the effect it has "Ask people to pull my finger. | |||
"Knew I shouldn't have eaten a choc bar now sitting here all hot and bothered as its a trigger for my hyperhydrosis. What do you do on a regular basis but know you shouldn't because of the effect it has "bread...not regular but at least once a week i am tempted...and suffer for it the next day | |||
"LOL@ Pauly
I am having;
A) an emotional crisis
B) a Very bad day
C) A moment of clarity in what is, in the most part, a life cloudy with pointless dreams and ambitions, 99% of which are unachieveable, because of the beyond ridiculous nature of life itself, which seems to run along the lines of "struggling? Why not struggle some more? Buy new "your life's fucked up" now in 330ml cans". Not tha I would expect any of you to take a blind bit of notice, you are all too bust fapping or fabbing, or time wasting, or genuflecting to te gods/goddess of the forum in the hope that they will "lol" an approval at you
And you LOL at me? I despair....."Why the feck do you live so far away! | |||
"LOL@ Pauly
I am having;
A) an emotional crisis
B) a Very bad day
C) A moment of clarity in what is, in the most part, a life cloudy with pointless dreams and ambitions, 99% of which are unachieveable, because of the beyond ridiculous nature of life itself, which seems to run along the lines of "struggling? Why not struggle some more? Buy new "your life's fucked up" now in 330ml cans". Not tha I would expect any of you to take a blind bit of notice, you are all too bust fapping or fabbing, or time wasting, or genuflecting to te gods/goddess of the forum in the hope that they will "lol" an approval at you
And you LOL at me? I despair.....
Why the feck do you live so far away!"Because I am on the run from a drug addled, self induced, coma like childhood, that saw me running "errands" for gentlemen who brought new meaning to the word "intimidating", whilst been haranged by ladies of negotiable virtue (but never more than a monkey mate). Because the gods have seen fit to cast me into the farthest reaches of this hallowed isle, in the hope that my madness goes unnoticed, because of my love of strawberries and my absolute refusal to watch television unless I am on it. Because 3 days ago, I watched a group of people dressed in spandex perform what can only be described as "abortion (with added ice-pick)", or in there words, a midsummer nights dream, and i cried, not out of pleasure or joy, but the sheer lunancy of these mind numbingly trite middle class muppets, trying to recapture a youth that in actual fact, they never bloody had Because at some point along the way I got lost, and nobody bothered enough to come find me | |||
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"I am in lust with Pauly x" Well I am flattered, but perplexed, as this is a natural state of mind for me, I shall carry on | |||
"I am in lust with Pauly x Well I am flattered, but perplexed, as this is a natural state of mind for me, I shall carry on" hows the head this morning ? | |||
"I am in lust with Pauly x Well I am flattered, but perplexed, as this is a natural state of mind for me, I shall carry on hows the head this morning ? " Its ok, a couples profile? | |||
"I am in lust with Pauly x Well I am flattered, but perplexed, as this is a natural state of mind for me, I shall carry on hows the head this morning ? Its ok, a couples profile? "Had it ages | |||
